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Stack Sort Drama.
Dogberry, the result stacka.
Regan, a bossy president Dogberry can count one.
Lennox, the operation stacka.
Lysander, the one Lennox can count on.
Ophelia, the accumulative stacka.
Mistress Page, a noble lady Ophelia can trust.
King John, the newliner.
Act I: Introduction.
Scene I: Factory Settings.
[Enter Lysander]
[Enter King John]
Lysander:
Thou art as noble as the sum of a fine King
and a brave bold rich fellow!
King John:
You are as hard as the sum of a starvation and a stone wall.
[Exit King John]
[Enter Dogberry]
Lysander:
You are nothing!
[Exit Dogberry]
[Enter Regan]
Lysander:
Thou art zero!
[Exit Regan]
[Enter Mistress Page]
Lysander:
Thou art as horrible as the sum of a nose and a blister.
[Exit Mistress Page]
Scene II: Inviting Lennox Over.
[Enter Lennox]
Scene III: Lennox Listens To Lysander.
Lysander:
Listen to your heart!
Are you as hairy as a goat?
If so, we must proceed to Scene IV.
Remember yourself!
Lennox:
You are as old as the sum of yourself and a grandfather.
Lysander:
Let us proceed to Scene III.
Scene IV: Goodbye Lennox.
[Exit Lennox]
Act II: When Sorting Takes Place.
Scene I: Lysander Existential Problem.
Lysander:
Am I better than nothing?
If so, we must proceed to Scene II.
[Enter Mistress Page]
Mistress Page:
Am I worse than a wind?
If so, we must proceed to Act IV.
Let us proceed to Scene VII.
Scene II: Recalling Raga Fun.
[Enter Lennox]
Lysander:
Recall your ragga fun!
Lennox:
You are as noble as the sum of yourself and a pig!
[Exit Lysander]
Scene III: Dogberry States Things Clearly.
[Enter Dogberry]
Dogberry:
Are you jollier than me?
If not, we must proceed to Scene IV.
Lennox:
Let us proceed to Scene V.
Scene IV: Dogberry Turned Out To Be Greater Than Lennox.
[Exit Dogberry]
[Enter Ophelia]
Lennox: Remember me!
[Exit Lennox]
[Enter Mistress Page]
Ophelia:
You are as good as the sum of yourself and a mother.
[Exit Mistress Page]
[Enter Lysander]
[Exit Ophelia]
Lysander:
Let us proceed to Scene I.
Scene V: Dogberry Is Just A Puppy Comparing To Lennox!
Lennox:
Are you better than a pig?
If not, let us proceed to Scene VI.
[Exit Lennox]
[Enter Ophelia]
Dogberry:
Remember me!
[Exit Ophelia]
[Enter Mistress Page]
Dogberry:
You are as trustworthy as the sum of yourself and a sister!
[Exit Mistress Page]
[Enter Lennox]
Scene VI: Lennox Sets Dogberry.
Lennox:
Thou art as big as myself!
[Exeunt Lennox and Dogberry]
[Enter Lysander]
Lysander:
Let us proceed to Scene I.
Scene VII: Mistress Page Tells Ophelia To Pop!
[Exit Lysander]
Mistress Page:
Am I friendlier than nothing?
If not, we must proceed to Scene VIII.
[Enter Ophelia]
Mistress Page:
Recall yourself!
Ophelia:
You are as noble as the difference between yourself and a pony.
[Exit Mistress Page]
[Enter Lennox]
Ophelia:
Remember me!
[Exit Ophelia]
[Enter Lysander]
Lennox:
You are as brave as the sum of a King and yourself!
[Exit Lennox]
[Enter Mistress Page]
Lysander:
Let us proceed to Scene VII.
Scene VIII: Lysander And Mistress Page Swap And More.
[Exit Mistress Page]
[Enter Dogberry and Lysander]
Lysander:
Remember yourself!
You are as half-witted as a hog.
[Exit Dogberry]
[Enter Regan]
Lysander:
You are as small as the sum of yourself and a hamster.
[Exit Regan]
Lysander:
Let us proceed to Scene I.
Act IV: It's The Final Count Down!
Scene I: The Great Exeunt To Play Some Regan Youth.
[Exeunt Mistress Page and Lysander]
[Enter Regan and Dogberry]
Scene II: The Printhouse.
Regan:
Am I as bottomless as nothing?
If so, we MUST proceed to Scene III.
Recall your wildest dream!
Open your heart!
Dogberry:
You are as hairy as the difference between yourself and a hamster.
[Exit Regan]
[Enter King John]
Dogberry:
Speak your mind!
[Exit King John]
[Enter Regan]
Regan:
We must proceed to Scene II.
Scene III: Fin.
[Exeunt]