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Tweet index Label Tweet text
1 0 @Callisto1947 Can U Help?||More conservatives needed on #TSU + get paid 4 posting stuff like this!||YOU $ can go to http://t.co/JUmMWi0AyT
2 1 Just walked in to #Starbucks and asked for a "tall blonde" Hahahaha #irony
3 0 #NOT GONNA WIN http://t.co/Mc9ebqjAqj
4 0 @mickymantell He is exactly that sort of person. Weirdo!
5 1 So much #sarcasm at work mate 10/10 #boring 100% #dead mate full on #shit absolutely #sleeping mate can't handle the #sarcasm
6 0 Corny jokes are my absolute favorite
7 1 People complain about my backround pic and all I feel is like "hey don't blame me, Albert E might have spoken those words" #sarcasm #life
8 0 @SR_Duncan @benpobjie Darn, my sock joke needs fixing?
9 0 if Christian expects Fifa to sleep in my bed with me tonight, he's wrong 👿
10 1 People who tell people with anxiety to "just stop worrying about it" are my favorite kind of people #not #educateyourself
11 0 Most important thing I've learned in school http://t.co/TvfJMGBlBh
12 0 #OrionLaunch underway - yeah! #Orion http://t.co/0Qkv1yq8T0
13 1 I love context and large ensemble Fridays!!!!! Der my most favourite #Sarcasm #GetTheFuckOut
14 0 Oh boy... @masongoodman in the house. Warm up the DJ booth @AnnexBar
15 0 LIAR, i've never denied the 532 murders in Chicago in 2012 @RBRNetwork1 @TheOldBreed1775 @Dolphin__Man @Joseph_WarrenDR @jus1314tin
16 0 Always classy, never trashy and just a little sassy.
17 0 you believe you can say something, provide no proof and its a fact, WRONG @RBRNetwork1 @jtarleta53
18 0 @ALL #Not #Long To Go #Before #MainStream #Media #Pitch. #Surgery #follows #with #me #using #Prototype #demonstrating #real #situation.Phil
19 0 @Praise1300 Re: Jamie Grace has Tourette's? Thanks for sharing. I'm about to research her & post my tribute to this Young lady Gospel singer
20 1 @CorporalFrisk Guess they didn't get the memo reg non-nuclear Baltic sea #sarcasm
21 1 Exam na jud. Merry christmas. ||#Sarcasm|#KillUsSlowly
22 1 The definition of #IRONY would be if a 77-year-old rapper went #viral and took #BITCOIN mainstream. Maybe only way #babyboomers will buy in.
23 1 Pretty excited about how you gave up on me. File Under: #sarcasm
24 1 Who told the #hipsters that #irony was a thing of the Clinton years? Do they not carry history books in used bookstores in #brooklyn ?
25 0 @bigedh456 u know that. How u doing??
26 1 @LukeLPearson hmm... let me think about that #sarcasm
27 1 If you wanna look like a badass, have drama on social media #not
28 1 How dare Charles Barkley have an intelligent conversation about race. #sarcasm #CharlesBarkley
29 0 @LaurenBailes I think the general rule is, if it's open all night, pull an all-nighter.
30 0 Natalie Prass - Bird of Prey: http://t.co/n7YgEkpr4l via @YouTube
31 0 Nooooooooooo again it's on!!! #PickANewSong #CantStandIt
32 1 Being a hipster now is so mainstream. Oh, the irony. #hipster #irony
33 0 @BunnyDhillon17 exactly and we are fighting like animals
34 0 http://t.co/PfJ92w4CwZ #TeenAnalCasting #Top Top 50 Christian Songs For 2012
35 0 The girls on #SororitySisters thought they'd get rich and famous but instead they be like... http://t.co/yGnRtq0tVy
36 0 Speaking of #country #music albums, anyone else think #SundownHeavenTown feels more like a #TimMcGraw album than, say, his previous three?
37 0 http://t.co/fepZHFy79Z #TeenAnalCasting #Sex Sex and the City 2 Movie Casting Auditions NYC Summer 2009
38 0 season 6 episode 3 carries outfit, simple & chic 👌 http://t.co/QuliJvFNdK
39 1 Well got the truck buried today perfect way to start a rainy Wednesday work day off #not #annoyed #pissed
40 1 On the train and surrounded by posh people, I'm so at home! #not #stickoutlikeasorethumb
41 1 Stupid #doctors visits is gonna bury me!! Now that's #irony
42 1 Love the way @virginmedia says fault from last night will be fixed by 4pm, only to see a man in a van pull up at 4pm to fix the fault #irony
43 1 Planning a vacation instead of studying.... My priorities are in line. #NOT
44 0 Dan said he's going to have a sign for me at the airport when I fly in lol #SoCute #3MoreWeeks
45 1 You decide to go on vacation without me sleep? Reaaaal nice. #considerate #not 😒💤
46 0 @ChainAttackJay No sugar during christmas time? :(
47 1 Can't wait to have an afternoon schedule because of you. It's gonna be so much fun #not
48 1 @siddharth_0703 180 dead on 26/11 n more than 10k our ppl killed in terror attacks till date but not 1 paki show sympathy 2 them #irony
49 0 the ONLY time a crime becomes a federal crime @RBRNetwork1 @TheOldBreed1775 @Joseph_WarrenDR @jus1314tin @IndyEnigma @CoutoPanda
50 0 this music is for the people and not for the money. peace and love. http://t.co/jPHID2P2Wc #KINGLIFE
51 1 Rangers league game with Alloa moved because of the Petrofac Cup final in April... #irony
52 0 How to Find a Life Coach (& the questions you need to ask before hiring one) http://t.co/8qgrXywmNe via> @DrGaryWood
53 0 I wonder what was the holiday rituals for true Africans
54 1 Been at the ER now since 10... #yay #not
55 0 @LanceMedow Suhs been clean for 2 years and has only been in the league for five don't act like he was dirty for 10 years#not biased my ass
56 0 @StevePulcinella @Coseph05 thank you studs for perfecting and teaching my bench, respectively. Props on form from lifters in AL. #DYEL
57 0 Haley approves of her new hammock 🐭 #ratsofinstagram http://t.co/yvggcaPChg
58 1 30 years on, people still haven't got justice they deserve. #BhopalGasTragedy Yet another brilliant job done by the Americans #sarcasm
59 0 Pips who drop out of school n have Kirya as 'eir role model tht ey wana sing too..guy spix Portuguese,French,english...#Not a school dropout
60 0 Free Pets and Animals Books #freebiebookdownload http://t.co/yL9ads7Cyf #Pets
61 0 @PFF_Pete There will be no next employer in NFL for Trestman. He was a disgraceful hire and never stood a chance.
62 1 Loooovvveeeeeee when my phone gets wiped -.- #not
63 1 Painting all cops with a broad brush because of the actions of a few is the same logic racists use. #Irony
64 1 Don't know if I can handle this crazy 11-2 shift. It's so long I might pass out on the job! #sarcasm
65 1 I just love being ignored😊|#not😒
66 1 #Irony RT @West1Jess: If you're going to give someone a scathing, 1-Star review for poor grammar, FFS use proper grammar.
67 1 Produce Mobile Apps #not http://t.co/3OV57ZhqcH http://t.co/wX1DbI8W9M
68 1 Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it. -Bill Cosby|#irony
69 0 Finally finished the first season of #VeronicaMars. Move over, #CliffHuxtable. Keith Mars is the new sheriff--er, ultimate #TV dad--in town.
70 0 Merry Christmas to all those soldiers out there that couldn't make it home! I love you all ❤
71 0 About as relevant as Michael Sam and Jason Collins. RT @eonline: Major League Baseball umpire Dale Scott comes out as gay.
72 0 Getting Final Jeopardy correct on Kids Jeopardy boosts my self-esteem
73 1 itsfunny bc people think im quiet|but im just listening toeveryones convos|and figuring out ur weaknesses|todestroy u later in life #sarcasm
74 0 Woke Up , showered , made a lunch and got ready for work only to realize that I have the whole weekend off. 😅
75 0 @bencasselman @davidmwessel @PaulKrugmanBlog @TheDailyShow @DemocracyNow How many of those jobs earn #middleclass wages? #Economics #Math #Z
76 1 I reckon straight women fancy victoria secret models more than straight men do #victoriasecret #irony
77 0 Incredible insight on the @VIKTORIAMODESTA #bornrisky campaign: http://t.co/9UJQRmsKJm #amputee #movement #equality #art #prosthetics
78 0 Love #hiphop mix tapes or have a mixtape to promote check out http://t.co/p3gz74UIhG follow them on twitter #undergroundhiphop
79 0 Extended cut "NICHA" https://t.co/qdzpcuRqc1 #trailer #spoof #film #dramatic #action #film2014 #youtube #fightscenes
80 0 @NormanWalshUK Stunning work. #british #textiles #footwear #madeinbritain #not-a-nike-clone
81 0 @PotPolitics @foxnewspolitics Sent it but too slow. I had already posted.
82 0 #FEMALECONDOM #anally #vaginally #prevent STD's/HIV/pregnancy #latex #free #NOT #Restrictive/tight #women/gay men http://t.co/KOZkgTpgca
83 0 Little cutie #Chico #Dog #Doggy #Puppy #Sweet #Cute #UK #Black #Biscuit #Not #Mine #Mini #Miss #My http://t.co/FklIanJqox
84 1 @GlobalGrind Niagra Falls tho... Really? #irony #LOL
85 1 If we win against Poland and Scotland, does that put us 65th in the world rankings. @YouBoysInGreen @FAIreland #Sarcasm
86 0 #Myanmar #men #plead #not #guilty to #murder of #British #tourists. http://t.co/flrKr3H6Kl via @reuters
87 1 Since the tribunal was established 14 years ago, no complaint against the intelligence services has ever been upheld. #trustthesystem #not
88 1 @LadySandersfarm: Garner protesters chant 'F*ck Fox News' despite Fox agreeing with them http://t.co/GWIS4hZAI6 #EricGarner #Irony
89 0 @TheOliverStone After 1989, why did NATO need to expand?
90 1 The #Irony of playing this song on my way to #work |#NoMoney #PartTimeCooks blackmossptc thanks for... http://t.co/n9b7T2Xj84
91 0 You are taking your responsibilities so seriously today that i... More for Leo http://t.co/HJ6TebH4o6
92 1 @RozieBreen @CllrKWakefield @tomriordan @GaryVerity @BBCLeedsif we get it right for business the trickle down fairy will do the rest #NOT
93 0 can you not understand that not EVERYTHING is about the President? @RBRNetwork1 @goteamslots @BrianBullinger @jtarleta53
94 1 When you're in the doctors waiting room and hear a baby in the back screaming her lungs out is always a reassuring feeling #not
95 1 Well now the festive season has begun, let's take a moment to reflect on how much more royalties Slade and Wizard will get #sarcasm
96 0 The last day of the year and I will be tweeting on my major highpoints of the year ...good, bad and ugly
97 0 MB forgot to move the elf on shelf and now 10 is asking me if Christmas is real. 😥@NannyProbss
98 0 @CrizzArce happy new year, da! Thanks sobra for this year 👍👍
99 0 WATCH: #Megatron from #Transformers Rant About Social Media http://t.co/M9F1MWufXH #Irony
100 0 @playstation @sony #not #working when are we able to download games we paid in good faith? #psn start working again? http://t.co/MVSikoFvBl
101 1 I just wrote a 13 page paper... I was awfully tired when I was writing it and now I can't sleep. #irony
102 0 @CMBaseball41 happy birthday Skip! We will always love you! #Phillies #legend
103 0 or a trout, or northern pike|@brownbearmike1 @RBRNetwork1 @Anan_VII @Dolphin__Man @Graves9
104 0 One of my favorite things to do is to make people wonder...it was completely unintentional but buying Bogs mud boots in a dress will do it
105 0 Watching Sanjay, @JimPeteHoops ... Getting the start vs. Butler and liking what I see! #Minny
106 1 There's no better way to start the week than to get your wisdom teeth taken out at 8 am!!! #not ☺😊😳
107 1 The most exciting way to start a Friday: a presentation on structurally deficient bridges. #sarcasm #lobbyinglife
108 0 New shirt #new #shirt #im #sorry #its #just #i #literally #do #not #care #at #all http://t.co/4L8inLJg9N
109 0 @terry_legg @SR_Duncan @KateOnTheGo It wasn't for one person. It was a business expense.
110 0 HAHAHAHA!! Oops.......I'm addicted to @OneMoreJoke Tweets sooo FUNNY! You Got to follow him for #HILARIOUS #SARCASM #tweets #RT.
111 0 @BBCiPlayer @EndorProds @mrmichaelball absolutely loved it! Well done all involved!
112 0 @lnritter_ That was the case, not the recording.So comparing the two is apple & oranges.
113 0 Wow...lol||Need cash in your hands today? Go to http://t.co/Mn8psbZpFH||#workfromhome #not #wun #not #mca... http://t.co/2ST4Esm0xK
114 0 At least I don't have to clean the floor
115 1 Incidentally the foreword for movie #BhopalAPrayerForRain is by Subroto Roy Sahara - saying - justice delayed is justice denied. #Irony
116 1 @RadiNabulsi Our 3 losses followed bye weeks & an FCS team. Do we get rid of those next year? #sarcasm
117 0 #AskSuperwomanLIVE if you could swim in any liquid besides water what would you swim in?@IISuperwomanII |4
118 0 One of the most embarrassing losses @GoPittFootball Ever. #WTF
119 0 @ProFootballTalk untrue - its Cutler's fault
120 1 #Malala Yousufzai receives #NobelPeacePrize and #Pakistan ranks in top 10 dangerous countries !!! #irony
121 0 http://t.co/cbS3YfyKGw #Not so Ugly Christmas Sweater red with red snowflakes & sequins cardigan 1X XL http://t.co/Cy19OKfojm
122 1 Testing water temperatures #excitingtimes #Not
123 1 Waking up with your cat attacking your hand is always delightful..... #not
124 0 May not have hung out with you as much as some people, but every time we did it was a blast! You... http://t.co/Ikgz8u9Fos
125 0 @SenWarren the #USA is #NOT a #Democracy. The #USA is a #Republic from of #Goverment! Do you #Know #what the #Pledge of #Allegiance say's?
126 1 I blame my mom. Mother of the Year #sarcasm
127 1 Pulling my books out to prepare to organize my new bookshelves caused me to forget to bring my book today. #irony
128 0 @GlenjiUTLR @JoshStevo95 To be fair, you didn't use the mandatory #sarcasm hashtag :P
129 0 'I like the hope Jan Ellis writes with, the precision of the prose, and also the #humour and #irony she brings.' http://t.co/mevDxiqijg
130 0 Girls just wanna have fun#work#not#friends#only#dance#drinks#antennagrouprocks by mariag... http://t.co/7vN6UqpvQE http://t.co/hVxMXRdktM
131 1 The Bay Area storm is so big that tons of people's work was canceled today, causing me to be early to mine. #irony #stormageddon
132 0 @pattistanger I'm from the UK and I honestly think your a goddess! I love how you speak your mind but have a gentle side. #love #PattiKnows
133 1 Leaving whilst its dark is fun. #not
134 0 @YasminaBen1 please note #sarcasm in last tweet before you kill yourself ;) many good pros including @BalancePhysio can show you best usage
135 0 @rioferdy5 my mum to be back with us for Xmas 🎄
136 1 @RealFrnkPhister Even though @PGA_JohnDaly's got more ex-wives than @PGATour majors, I'm happy for that washed-up mess... #Not!! #Blocked
137 0 @rebeldomm Ucan MAKE MONEY #TWEETING this info w/ new app||http://t.co/Q2WB7riAvK <-News ||https://t.co/cpJZkEgNe7 http://t.co/zfGtuuH8Pj
138 0 Take me tooooo church #not
139 1 A 'republican move' which will 'effectively rob the royals'. Kate's spending 32k on1meal, who is being robbed? #irony http://t.co/OTbeWggbTJ
140 1 #obama @DemocratWire announce special urgent package for #Pakistan .. supported by @GOP to enhance their fight against obscurantists. #NOT
141 0 @bwinter Shirota Yu and... Inoue Yoshio? He was in Mozart! apparently.
142 0 Looking for quality music check> @215KKastilano hot record "What About" https://t.co/uORTl9eFBO
143 1 how is it possible that somebody so interesting is also so, so, so boring? #irony #what
144 0 @Pier1984_ Not going this time, we might have a chance! Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice..... #fuckthat
145 0 @dzmilner Minky Wale tail fritter for price of a bijoux flat in Port Talbot.
146 1 .@ibnlive is the first to cut to ads during primetime to proudly announce that they're "putting journalism first". #Irony #NLprimetime
147 1 .@ChrisBrett2 @/RBRNetwork1 @GaryBlackal @DiveConLFP I think it's your white skin. Or "racist DNA". He's a geneticist too, did ya know? #not
148 0 #hi #good #morning #instadaily #snapchat #selfie #comment # #sleep #do #not #wake #up @ Happy http://t.co/PTs2oMnYy6
149 0 I JUST WANT TO BE DONE WITH FINALS #4hoursleft
150 0 1 bed flat #ToLet £550 pcm (£127 pw)|Humphrey Middlemore Drive, Harborne, #Birmingham B17|http://t.co/QHYcB5zKEv
151 1 So there used to be a crossfit place here.... #irony #pizzawins http://t.co/9BDkxT9GFJ
152 0 When I start singing songs from Once More With Feeling to myself while at work... #Buffymusical #stuckinmyhead
153 0 I'm heading off, but need to say this! "Just because I am concerned for my country, and it's people-Does #NOT make me a racist! #Terrorists
154 0 Work hard in silence; let success make the noise.
155 0 @MJibranNasir @SaminaSays now what has he said/done??
156 1 Watching Alison Jackson's portfolio of work #eurobest2014 seems she's cracked it. Celebrity + stunt = #viral #sarcasm
157 1 Spending the majority of my day in and out of the doctor has been awesome. #sarcasm
158 0 @anthonyboutall - p.s. strong tweet. particularly Horatio's involvement in the matters #bloodlinecontinues xxx
159 1 @TheStarPhoenix #spnews #yxe I hope you weren't driving when you took that picture. #irony
160 0 My beautiful Belles #3daughters#lucky #me #havefun @ Wicklow 🌁 http://t.co/efbHmmLgEw
161 1 @Tesco Yeah thanks for messing me about and then not delivering on the product, i feel really great about how this went down!! #Not #Thanks
162 0 @folieadang aha, but white girl drinks make me 'so so cray tipsy'
163 0 This is definitely me! 😁|#me #sarcastic #sarcasm #ecards #ecard #somecard #tease #funny #lol... http://t.co/Q1joezvW9u
164 1 Christmas alone😊 how nice #not
165 1 work Wednesday-Sunday .. #yay #not #moneytho 😩😭💰😒
166 1 @LariatOfHestia: Gavy is one rude motherfucker. *Subtweets me* *Calls me a motherfucker* #Irony
167 0 Access to housing is not a fundamental human right, according to Ontario courts: http://t.co/ykf7vB53RM #onpoli #TOpoli #cdnpoli
168 1 @DuaneBougard: Been friendzoned too many times in my life, the perks of being the good guy #Sarcasm #Lifeall my life this has happened
169 1 @manicsue: You want to see something Irish!!Of all the reasons to be closed 😂😂😂 http://t.co/ePyGvA9pwU #irony
170 0 And then my sister should be home from college by time I get home from babysitting. And it's payday. THIS IS A GOOD FRIDAY
171 0 Oh dear, some people don't get #irony 😳
172 1 Yay for Fire Alarms at 3AM #not
173 1 I just drank a healthy, homemade, all fruit smoothie...in a @Budweiser beer glass. #irony
174 1 Should I buy these? And become a full time hipster? Lol! #NOT..... http://t.co/bhSSX3lVNh
175 1 Just paid $2.59 for gas! #ThanksObama #sarcasm
176 0 You are most welcome! Loved the post :D @_ladyinviolet
177 0 Can't take my eyes off you|http://t.co/cKYk9vXewc via @YouTube
178 1 I am so ready for Monday. 🙆 #sarcasm
179 0 @RoughHouseSGW rollins was so pissed off haha
180 0 @davemrlean I do love a chilled night in. Saves having a hangover to😂 thank you hun X
181 1 @SurianibteAbu if it got the attention of the smartass to comment that.. Didnt it work anyway?? #irony
182 1 When you're sick and you feel bad for your cells cause they're fighting hard for you. #blessed #appreciative #sarcasm #kinda
183 0 Does this look properly #shaded?? I think #not :-(|#shading #techniques #cube #3d #view #learning #damn I #suck #Sob! http://t.co/VYWHaogBz9
184 0 Company profile FORGET ME NOT PET CEMETERY - http://t.co/QSMOF8f0X4 #FORGET #ME #NOT #PET #CEMETERY
185 0 @onedirection guys!!! you've just smashed it!! #WhereDoBrokenHeartsGo #XFactorFinal
186 0 i wanna be at home already
187 0 Just realized my last final is tomorrow. FAAAAA-
188 1 @ambika1900 @sankrant @CChristineFair @JTMondal @Al_Muwa7id Christian Europe translated Islamic manuscripts #Irony http://t.co/0hXEQig7hM
189 1 Aaaaaand now I've found out that Chrome slows down downloads when the screen saver activates. Just makes me love it more #sarcasm
190 0 The fact that this time next week I'll be getting my wisdom teeth out 😖🙊 #chipmunk
191 1 @Wallace17_daKid Way to lay out yesterday and put it all on the line #GoodLeader #Sarcasm
192 0 Two years later & gingerbread house making still makes me cry.
193 1 Amar Singh gives A+ rating to the Modi govt but Arun #Shourie says more is said than done in present govt #Irony #Politics
194 1 @ardhow @Jmroberts343Jmr @Squarehighways |Thats a twist|Algorithms to cause more congestion & increase pollution|Too bizarre to be true #not
195 0 @JasminHadasah #sarcasm is a service I offer.
196 0 http://t.co/biWk2vGWPX #PhatSexyAss #Picnic Picnic Porked Tiffany
197 1 I'm absolutely positive that Coaches love it when parents tell them how to coach and run their program. #sarcasm #NOT #sticktoparenting
198 0 Nice touch. All the bar staff in the ground wearing #saintsfc t shirts
199 1 @GaryLineker trust me it will be out of form Scandinavian reef again to. @ChampionsLeague do love @MCFC I see😒🙈 #irony #FCBarcelona #mcfc
200 1 i literally love when someone throw me in at the deep end #irony #tough #life
201 0 Agree with that... #we #are #not #mind #readers #haha||#Repost 9gag ⁰You may think we are, but we are... http://t.co/PEUz57XHmD
202 0 Day ninth December to have a pint at the boars head|#not really still in bed 😊 http://t.co/H4XoH4jpwc
203 0 Speed cameras in Whipton by village shops. & yes it Takes 5 police officers!! 🚔 #waste #of #money #does #not #take #five #individuals 😂🚨🚓
204 1 Picked an excellent day to get my hair done 😒 #sarcasm
205 0 @GMA his daughter is painting his toes! That is a parenting WIN in my book.
206 0 Can't say no to that @mikebrown_15 try now. Lets go @QuinsRugbyUnion we can do this #COYQ
207 0 ABC Takes A Look At "The Turkey Song" by @DickieStickhead - Make It A Classic #Thanksgiving - http://t.co/TMR5Zv5wu1
208 1 Waking up with a pounding headache is just what I need for this final #sarcasm
209 0 Can always count on you to speak to me on here then delete the messages so It looks like I'm talking to myself. 😒 @TristanReece_
210 0 Stop by and pick up Alexandra's book with a coupon! http://t.co/7CIq1JgQ6X
211 0 @reisawal I swear we must be twins
212 0 Some days are just better than others..
213 0 After getting a total of 4 hours of sleep in 2 days, I FINALLY got good sleep last night😁
214 0 Her name is not Superwoman, Wonder Woman, nor Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz. Women of Excellence https://t.co/iAFycyWIwC
215 1 I didn't realize Boston Coach also operated in Chicago #irony #brands
216 0 @MaraAzzurra89 and that "somebody" thought you were Padoin sister LoL !!! #SarcasmFail
217 0 Once again @BarackObama is re writing history re: #CubaEmbargo ! *primal scream* #tcot
218 0 Wow: Look what the NFL Rams player who did "Hands Up, Don't Shoot" pose has been arrested for | http://t.co/FhO7lcmvon via @po_st #ferguson
219 1 Someone needs to stop me before I kill someone 😡 love waking up in the worst fcking mood #Not
220 1 What to do with that old #motherboard you have laying around. #NOT http://t.co/RjtcaMq9Gz #guitarpicks
221 0 Joe Cole just casually walking past...
222 0 Am I the only one who finds it very stressful when the #OrionLaunch feed keeps buffering...?!
223 1 @dsobek No ... now someone will start a rumor of $ABBV pricing their HCV drug same or higher than $GILD #sarcasm
224 0 Never seen the gym so packed
225 0 ❓❓GOT MENTIONS ❓❓||#MGWV #AutoFollow #RETWEET #RTMUZZA #TEAMFOLLOWBACK #TFBJP #500aday #RT2GAIN ||⏩ @TwitWhizz ⏪| |WHOS WANTS TO BE NEXT?
226 0 Remember to raise a glass of merry to those who are at work keeping the world safe on Christmas 🌎🎄🌏🎅🌍❄|🚑🚒🚓🚁🚢 #essentialservice
227 0 Wishing everyone a Happy, Healthy, and Prosperous New Year!!!
228 1 @Esmerodo @MonteMcNaughton @MacLeodLisa Yes, and conventional taxis drive verrrry safely. #pfft #sarcasm
229 1 Just ranted on and the moment I'm about to hit send, my ipod just died. #greatmorning #NOT
230 0 30 week scan #not #long #now #exciting #memory #all #good #happy #clear #baby #boy @ Portlaoise... http://t.co/CLfUfZ3vdF
231 0 @cnsnews Obama and Hillary convinced Ukraine that they would protect them if they essentially disarm. Need to keep at least one promise.
232 1 i just enjoy throwing up #not #hatethis #sick #wanna #go #to #school #for #once #take #me #away
233 1 @GazzaDowns I actually think he needs to use the youngsters in this reincarnation #irony
234 1 What a golden morning. 😒 #not
235 0 Sleep. SLEEP YOU STUPID IDIOT I WANNA LEAVE MY ROOM
236 0 LIBERAL/#LEFTISTS USE #RACIST/SEXIST #LABEL FOR |#DISLIKES|MSNBC host Ed Schultz said RACIST #NOT to SUPPORT demand for #MINIMUM WAGE|#SAD
237 0 Read at http://t.co/HbeAb2hklW the news '#Obama: #The #American #way #of #life #is #not #a #gift'
238 0 Really missing my momma today.. More than usual. I don't think today will be a good day
239 0 @davidwhite_ Nevermind that, but do pray tell,would Scherzy still play Grizabella?
240 1 Everyone wants the truth but nobody wants to be honest... #irony
241 0 I won't be surprised if shelling across pak border intensifies during Delhi Elections to change issues of election's. http://t.co/Ohgg9jQ6hJ
242 0 Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top UNLESS YOU'RE SKINNY #Shade #Sarcasm #TheMoreYouKnow
243 0 Take a look at those calves!!! 😎😎😂😂 ladies love the calves! #not #about #the #arms #its #about... http://t.co/R7OWkjcBmq
244 0 @CaleCowan your tongue in cheek @timescolonist weigh in does nothing but instigate breed specific hate. Stick to reporting on tuques. #yyj
245 1 @MiddleChildSyn: You think my mom and I would get along better, she's a middle child too. #irony #middlechildsyndrome
246 1 Isn't this blaming the victim? #sarcasm RT @chronicle Every year, 600K college students are injured while drunk. http://t.co/guuGP49ZZD
247 1 that time when ward was mad because skye hide a secret from him #irony #skyeward #AgentsofSHIELD http://t.co/znfxzbUYVu
248 1 While we applauded ourselves on getting to the Moon, Carl Sagan spoke a truth we all denied.|#irony http://t.co/AY20dRme0L
249 0 Can holidays last forever?? #happytimes #sundayout #mewearing #wyoustores #elenawearswyou #chanelboybag #chanel... http://t.co/vmcHI7XB88
250 0 Watching @beckie0 trich vlogs helps me alot with my trich condition !! ☺️💕
251 0 Photo: Orchid Tassel Chain Mermaid Dress $39.99 Onesize Leave email for invoice http://t.co/6nrIjjJwMc
252 0 @GalloSays this game is pathetic. How are they losing this game?
253 0 bromanceshmomance: #I just checked and he has zero#ZERO#mentions asking if Louis was there#NONE#NADA#not... http://t.co/b4W8LszSwZ
254 1 Being a light sleeper is the best. #not
255 0 schools in India praying for # #peshawarattack victims #PrayForPakistan ... http://t.co/Y2cfKer1wU
256 0 The only company I thought would be best for the thesis is unfortunately taken already... a year ago..
257 0 @MyzzCryz not worried about it. Whenevs 😉
258 0 @lr3031 @mjgranger1 #not enough; unfortunately.
259 0 @IAOLLC . #please email me captainpc@me.com or contact through DM myself or @Bennolikes . #I #have #DM #Address #details #but #not#had#reply
260 1 @NPCole23 hahaha yeah I think so too cause you know how she loves her with all her heart 😂😂😂.... #NOT 🔫.
261 0 It's really #NOT #GOOD, too have the #REPUTATION for STEALING FROM GIRLS. @HAUSOFSE7EN & Mr. MASON,..expect a call,..(;
262 0 we need to stop using the words "racist" & "racism" @nicky0472 @StevenWayneOwen @TheLexZane @nobamamustgo @Anan_VII @TheOldBreed1775
263 0 @AmazingPhil @radiomaru Probably my favourite book. Couldn't put it down. 5Stars!
264 0 From what I can tell...most strippers belong right where they are #nocollegeneeded #adamsmith #specialization #strippers
265 1 @Salon dualistic, as in good and evil? Right, because that doesn't apply to the real world.... #sarcasm #OrcsLive
266 1 #Consensus of Absolute Hilarious #Irony – #MichaelMann to lecture on #Professional #Ethics for #Climate #Scientists? http://t.co/pD0TEMq1Z0"
267 0 5 dollar OBX 1 dollar Gboro gone #lockitin #lottoclub #bankopen #doumenturdeposit#not criminal http://t.co/nYsbehzJqS
268 1 I may or may not have put @robertashton1 at the top of @swarm_tweets tree soon as he likes Christmas time... #Sarcasm http://t.co/OMOURvLfzt
269 0 Regarding my #ATT case; I've contacted the BBB, FCC, and my States Attorney General. next... #WFAA #not #stopping
270 0 Acronyms because we're cool as fuck. Judge me. http://t.co/0CK2VNqIKR
271 0 Only a true nightshift person would understand this #nightshift #hardcore #teamwork #not #always... http://t.co/MpsXN3DJqU
272 0 actually, it wasnt, it was purely economics @real_smart_guy3 @RBRNetwork1 @1_Free_Man @GodlyPghDad @Anan_VII @billvanglahn @ABPT_Rocket
273 1 Sunday is such a fun day to study #not #ew #saywhat
274 1 Reunited with my pump this morning. #yay #not 😣
275 1 My dad's still gonna get me santa's gifts since it's my last year before 18, but I really don't know what to ask for... #irony
276 1 Remember that one time I worked both jobs while sick and it didnt suck at all... #sarcasm #notworthit
277 0 I'm really excited for next semester
278 0 @MericaMcFreedom @Heritage Actually, even delivery won't save some. O voted to let born alive die. Also, look up "4th trimester abortions".
279 0 good luck finding someone to take the other side of that bet LOL @orion99da
280 1 It is good that very few businesses/govts in EM economies have borrowed much via dollar-denominated loans from international banks. #Sarcasm
281 0 @LoseThosePoundz: 🙌🙌 http://t.co/ptl2nSnFFO #fitfam #fitness #health
282 0 GTA #San #Andreas #2 #is #not #coming #in #2015: One media has released that GTA San Andreas 2 is coming in 2015... http://t.co/pap1ZPeeRD
283 1 What a great way to start the day!! #Not 😠
284 0 @tombitt I wonder what % of that 43% agree on what a private cloud is
285 0 If i were to ask. I want to stay here for as long as possible..|#thinking
286 1 @Atlantasportguy @darrenrovell @DJFJennings Just wait till Cleveland comes again! #sarcasm
287 1 'Liberated' Iraq -- 2014 One of Bloodiest Years with More than 36,000 Victims: http://t.co/GCW05uriIT Thank you, Western liberators #sarcasm
288 0 @KirstieMAllsopp one hope this gets a RT! #recycling #roses #holly #wreath #MerryChristmas http://t.co/ZNNZtQCvCt
289 0 @SundayChants: Tag a teammate who is so bad, he runs the line every week. http://t.co/FCMmmF4h3h I'm sorry to say it's @sam__clough
290 0 @Elena_in_Rome easiest CL group with two rubbish teams but we won only 1 CL game - even that lucky last minute pen#not good enough#gutted
291 1 No one up? Okay cool #not
292 0 #np #NowPlaying #NowListening #Music #Don't Let Her Pull You Down by #New Found Glory from the #album: #Not With... http://t.co/cbp85M3cBT
293 1 Here we go again, thanks to all that claim to cover WVHS hoop #NOT|Highlanders beat Parkersburg 76-75 on last second shot by @alexia_paige13
294 0 Long day and its not going to be possible without my good friend #coffee
295 1 Just loveeee driving upstate in the snow #not
296 0 If you know people who could talk power-dressing and social media marketing, please let me know. Thanks
297 1 I love getting up at 4 30 so I can wait on other ppl! #sarcasm
298 0 Faux Leather Size Zipper Sleeveless Scoop Back Midi Dress|Size:s, m, l|Price:$39.99|Leave email for... http://t.co/vTQxkHv6YK
299 1 and as much as I want to connect .. I like only the people who dont want to .. #Irony #Why oh why?
300 0 @oneplanetmikey I saw a leaf blowing in the breeze. You could yell at that if you wanted to?
301 1 @ozchrisrock hold on a minute. Are you saying All blonde white women look the same?? #sarcasm
302 1 @ChristianCaple Gotta love those racially based awards! #not
303 0 The best love is the kind that awakens the soul, and makes us reach for more...💖
304 1 clashupdate #not http://t.co/1bFOsIwnI5
305 0 @allkpop: Super Junior's Henry asks sasaeng fans to let him sleep|http://t.co/BhrEKEtMka http://t.co/mvzxJL04PL||Aw Henry oppa >^<
306 0 I have officially surrounded myself with the most amazing people 😊
307 0 @jthurgood1 @Cameron_Gray republicans suck more at identifying #irony than alanis morissette.
308 1 That's always the solution..... #not. Doesn't fix anything!
309 0 Name an #excuse that people use #NOT to #workout ... http://t.co/tE75PwPGbm
310 1 @SteveMcKrosky @imbalaska @DaveMyFace @Clover_Joy_ @den2114 @MeyrickHarris "left regressives" is that not a label #irony
311 0 @Brice_Jones but you can't expect us to hire one in only 3 weeks. Who moves that quickly on a coaching search? #sarcasm
312 1 A #celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness. #fact #TeamFollowBack #irony
313 1 Is there a basketball game on today? I'm not really sure. #ESPN seems to not be promoting anything about it. #sarcasm
314 0 @Ed_Miliband @edballsmp @andyburnhammp We Agree #NHSENGLAND needs to #Publish #AandE figures over #HolidayPeriod #Sarcasm from #JeremyHunt
315 0 If you've got the world on a string, you should give me some of that string, think of all the cool applications. #whatamidoing
316 0 Christmas this Christmas that FOH its just a day people !! get a grip and sit down nd chow some Mopani worms
317 0 #Warn them that your degree of #sarcasm depends on them in this #funny tank top! Order now at http://t.co/UYSi2qgA4S! http://t.co/yjQh8wj3ni
318 0 The #Gophers aren't nervous. #SammyCommentary #Gophers
319 0 Bitches be like ..... #more #appointments #please #not#crazy#enough .... YET @ orthodontist http://t.co/p7PycV1NMU
320 1 I am so glad that I woke up early for this office visit to have to the mother not show up! #not
321 0 http://t.co/aoKwVdWKcc #Science of the #GardenOfEden - #Eden #KentHovind #Christian #Jesus #Christ #c... http://t.co/qx4Ew1Q2co
322 0 Sickens me that killing innocent black men & children has become such a lucrative career in America. #MikeBrown #TrayvonMartin #EricGarner
323 0 50km into the #Rapha #festive500 and we stop off for a Coffee#1... Toes are coming back to life @willbmx
324 0 @RailwaySloth u do really need to get a wee bit more lol
325 0 @steveh603 so if they undo the affordable care act, and I should expect my insurance to decline 33%? #Not #Gonna #Happen
326 0 @DaveNavarro @SpikeInkMaster #not sure who will take it home?
327 1 I actually just started crying while brushing my teeth due to lack of sleep, stress and test anxiety. Today's gonna be a good one... #not
328 1 Don't you just love those people who won't shut up in class then hold everyone back by asking the teacher to repeat answers? #sarcasm
329 1 @KAFosterSowell Oh, BELIEVE me. I agree totally. My tweet was pure #sarcasm. We need MORE #guns, not less. Santa is bringing me one. #2A
330 0 The #Congressional #report on #torture #confirms that #AlQaeda was #not #involved in the #attacks of #September 11|http://t.co/GNBabcXR25
331 0 #Sarcasm makes you mentally stronger. Which is very effective when dealing with emotional #stress and #fustration.|#funfact #WhatIfISay
332 1 Also it is funny how things at work get done when I'm on my off week #sarcasm
333 0 @vincentlaforet is this a new/recent release?
334 1 When I'm lacking inspiration I resort to scribbling angry/pretty things. Great start to the week! #sarcasm http://t.co/5QUSrZYBqA
335 0 Also it's amazing how a shower and Taco Bell can make you feel like a new person. @TacoBellProbbs
336 0 Visit #Tripplebeam #Music #Promotions @ http://t.co/AClm33f8HE #Michigan http://t.co/hDMt6Kpu8N
337 0 'nuff #Bob #Couldn039t #Not #Repin #Ross #tattoo|Please RT: http://t.co/3npPprWgTh http://t.co/HNNHaANRAU
338 0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY BECCA. I just looked through ALL of my pictures which you know is a ton and found my... http://t.co/2MMjzzsayV
339 0 Have you lost your zing? Working too hard? Check out my latest quickie: http://t.co/LgIdZ4Itcx|#dreamagain #habitually #internetmarketnewbie
340 0 Heartless Sanghi #Sarcasm"@Retributions: #IndiawithPakistan because a dumb nation deserves to be taken for a ride again and again. #Lakhvi"
341 1 I guess waking up every couple hours is cool |#not
342 0 #Is #There #Too #Much to #Do or #Are #You #Not #Delegating #Enough ? http://t.co/9YaBomBF6c
343 1 @Boeing, @SpaceX told to stop work under crew contracts #irony http://t.co/1Hyb70IATA
344 0 I need to get out of this car before I kill my dad.
345 0 Everytime I try to like Chris Brown he does something to royally eff that up. Dude is a chronic loose cannon #chrisbrown #Karrueche
346 0 #bedroom #decoration done lol #upstairs just needs a hoover... #Christmas 🎅 #decorations #downstairs #now xxx http://t.co/9qI6RIARJN
347 1 Look good feel good! #not #TeamNoSleep #cantopeneyes
348 0 How much did it cost to build #mygov #medicare? I see this way too often... http://t.co/N0Pdpiq1RQ
349 0 That sad moment you realize you're past the point of having all those presents under the tree. I wanna move back in.
350 0 So I may have had a "few" empties to recycle... ♻♻ |I ❤ #craftbeer http://t.co/qlZbtAcmOx
351 1 @PoliticalAnt @emthedivine @mark3labs @elyse4design @chixenman @Morning_Joe yet in Ferguson, MO the mayor and Gov are Dems. #irony
352 1 Abnormal professor walks in with the finals in a Zoloft bag #irony #psychhumor
353 0 @theandrewe in hereford but can't leave bambino alone!
354 1 @grimmers skiing in Regents Park much #not
355 0 Rejoice in knowing he is now in his new place...#not easy
356 0 When "make dua for me bro" turns into an hour long conversation
357 0 @_Liam_Walker_ @TheOxfordMail A thief, a liar, a vote rigger, mocks those who use food banks and an online bully #irony
358 0 What the hell has happened to Shahid Afridi in last couple of days? Left alone more bouncers than played, got a review right. #pakvnz
359 1 Sub is making class go by so slow that I feel like I am losing brain cells. #irony #substitute #MoveitAlong
360 0 http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6|PAID4posting- #Photography #Photoshop #Photos #Art #EyeCandy #Bible on #TSU 💁🎄🎅 ||#FOLLOW http://t.co/PzXG42petX
361 1 @HayekandHockey Yeah someone with Hayek and hockey in their name calling someone racist #irony @Txrebel05
362 0 The Rondo, Ellis, Parsons, Dirk, Chandler starting line up would be one of my favorites in league. Mavs should go all out for Rondo.
363 0 @IsaJennie @deray @Nettaaaaaaaa but of course it was. Cops could shoot a black man in front of a hospital & I bet you he'd still get no aid.
364 1 I love it when people ignore me. #sarcasm
365 0 Every you're a fucking cunt, lying cunt did I say cunt song is about you now. How cute is that #defo #not #pissed #off #nope
366 0 @kaylakrebs5 not you, you're on pain medications 😂
367 1 What a great Christmas. 😅 #not
368 0 i hate waking up in the mornings 😒#basicbrianna #not #an #early #bird
369 0 @clairebag8 yeah amazing night, I think he out till the death! I'll let u know xx
370 0 I wish I did better in high school
371 0 At the Toys for Lil Troops event for @USVeteransCorps donating toys to children of deployed and low income troops. http://t.co/IBkWl858EE
372 1 The song was 'don't cry for me Argentina' #irony
373 0 I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/MNIM6Qa5BE The Ubisoft Graduate Program - Gameplay Programming
374 0 I wonder how many people who visit food banks have huge TVs or are drunks? #freedomofspeech #foodbanks
375 0 #Alien dit : What is #Religion, it is a culture that has been invented by a #Fool who wanted to do everything that is #Not legal #Legally..
376 0 Lazying about in a hoody #WinterTimes
377 0 Forgot to enter #sarcasm
378 0 #A #tax #per mile? #Americans #should #not #allow #GPS #tracking #of #cars, #trucks: Watch out – as the new year... http://t.co/h1CuMqrFfZ
379 0 Long distance relationships are serious SH*t #not ayoba...
380 1 Happy Birthday to me! #imgettinold #not #ionlygetbetter ROLL TIDE! http://t.co/v8tWnYJJPB
381 0 We are MAD Gamers: http://t.co/QeupePJi6K | Follow @BlitzndizGaming #Wellington #NewZealand http://t.co/b3f83j2SAD
382 0 So not okay with DB's racist jokes.
383 0 #notcies #eu European Council: Press conference by Donald TUSK, Jean-Claude JUNCKER,, and Matteo RENZI, http://t.co/hHXQv23u65
384 1 @Metri_HennyKing u bragged all yr about having Peyton in 2 leagues only to get beat in the 1st round in both #irony 😂😂😂😂
385 0 The feeling you get, when you just wanna flip the table and screw the finals.
386 0 They working me so hard tonite
387 0 @francescapinder @girlposts this vine won't come up 😫😫😫
388 0 #Lance #Stephenson #not #traveling #with #team #on two-game #road #trip: Stephenson is still unable to run fully... http://t.co/Jbb0PJtWJy
389 1 Jeez I wish the government paid for my food. #not #EBTbitches
390 0 Hey @Enasni, some of your geeky/nerdy followers need #sarcasm marker on posts like that. Otherwise, they'll start doing exactly the same :)
391 1 Pretty Shitty day I'm gonna be soaked and full of mud and clay #iliketogetdirty #notreally #sarcasm
392 0 when you refer to yourself in the plural, you'll get that @RBRNetwork1 @billvanglahn @HondoLane @Dolphin__Man @jus1314tin @SpringThunder
393 1 That moment when the ad plays flawlessly but the video keeps buffering #irony #YouTube @YouTube
394 1 Gotta love a Romanian playing an improvised version of jingle bells in a minor key. Really sets the festive mood. #not
395 1 Perfect time to get sick 😢 #not
396 0 I'm giving up a lot of stuff to make sure others are happy . I wonder if anyone ever look past my appearance and see what I'm feeling 😩
397 0 Merry Christmas to all my friends and family... Santa just finished at my house!! http://t.co/0wD2HH7JpS
398 0 http://t.co/9OaDmAo6uY <-Video $ #SmartPhone can pay you to post!||#iphone #samsung #S4 #S3 #ipad #tablet #mlm|Start@ http://t.co/SgHR1XvKbd
399 0 I see the #irony of MY LAST 3 TWEETS COMBINED was lost entirely on a certain someone... Faith in humanity: -3% :(
400 0 Lol hilarious pic RT @WizGameEnt: What a game! @WashWizards win! http://t.co/9BJVI8V4Hx
401 0 You've set yourself some target to achieve there like love #hot or #not http://t.co/IbXXkKRsto
402 0 Change is a Process, ||#Not an Event dafuq you thinking
403 1 My son gave me a cold......again!!! Yay! #sarcasm #NotExcitedAboutThisShitAtAll
404 0 A #sale is #not #something you #pursue, it's #what #happens to you #while you are #immersed in #serving your... http://t.co/ojFVxXxilw
405 1 @zainabimam "Malala is fake and planted by the US coz Pakistan is perfectly safe for kids going to school" #PeshawarAttack #Sarcasm
406 0 Seriously has the #BBL04 got the tallest on ground interviewers of all time #talltowers #sevenfoot
407 0 #Funny #18+ Turn On aquabreeze:||disgustinghotels:||#not all men http://t.co/F4OEPX8uob
408 1 Yay jury duty 😒 #sarcasm
409 0 i may have played a part, but i wont take sole credit ;) @Hankin57 @Chief1787
410 0 @Sharm33n @DJNoreenKhan I thought it was, what I call, the wet look lol
411 1 A burned tongue is a lovely way to start the day #sarcasm #ouch
412 1 Literally functioning on 4 hours of sleep and I feel great 😄 !! #Not #CollegeisKillingMe #OneMoreWeek
413 0 When ya mates dad starts poking you on Facebook #Cringe 😲😬
414 1 The #irony is anti state ppl will claim the little man (hacker) won when in reality the state won #sony
415 1 #HowToGetUnfollowed Post pictures or videos of you smoking. Especially blowing smoke at the camera. #SoCool #Not #GTFO
416 0 These refs are pissing me off. They seriously have no idea of what's going on.
417 0 has anyone visualised the different colours and flavours of twitter streams? kinda lipmus test.
418 0 Psychic Advice weekdays at 9am (PDT) on Psychic View Radio..call in 347-850-1494 to ask YOUR question http://t.co/JCowWkMNQH #BlogTalkRadio
419 1 So ill. It actually hurts to breathe. Still that nice long walk to the station did me the world of good #not
420 1 @DarlaMiles7 then later he snuggles up to The Royals with giddy glee #Irony
421 1 Blue skies, warm air, and the royal accommodation! #WhatMoreDoesOneNeed #Education? #Not... http://t.co/mEtHUIaAtR http://t.co/CsW0rfhGZZ
422 1 it's International Human Rights Day #irony
423 1 So Jeremy Irons and Alan Rickman are BOTH in Marrakech just one week before I'm going there #everythingisfine #not #sonot
424 0 @TheLuluLife I take it you're not in England then ; )
425 0 #smile for the #photo #ok they said #boys #trouble #funny #football #kids #adorable #friends http://t.co/cy47YlcTJS
426 0 When hailey I play trivia crack she wants the sports & entertainment while I aim for the science and history hahahah
427 1 @houselanguage Thanks for pirating my music! :D #not
428 0 Welcome to the surrealist estate agency!! http://t.co/IcLOrQ0P8d
429 0 #Average #Ball #Not #Party #Ping #Pong #homedecor Please RT: http://t.co/t4r61YQf6t http://t.co/UIsU74KGLV
430 0 The fucking car just gave up..! #car #died #not-happy
431 1 I like the feeling when people thinks they're 2 steps ahead of me... But the truth is they're miles and miles behind me AHAHAHAHA |#sarcasm
432 1 BM "gives me" from 3 pm to 8 pm with my son today, that's fair huh? #NOT!
433 1 @Mr_laddu and if Marathi man speak hindi to Chu*** samajhte hai #irony
434 1 Lesson learnt? Herd of sheep who fought over TVs on #BlackFriday struggling to sell them http://t.co/OMXl5ZPOdY #irony #capitalism
435 1 Tomorrow three test signature.|Thank you. |#school #sarcasm
436 1 So #GuardiansOfPeace win by threatening to destroy the #peace!!!, what a #irony
437 0 My babygirl has an imaginary friend it's so cute to watch her talk to it.
438 0 #UKArtistOnly @1071WnegRadio @ProclamationMTS @DatUrbanConnect present. #UKUntoldStory #MIXTape #GetOn #DUCMG
439 0 @wakkatidus1234 They say #not #responsible and your #NotWorthIt to offer even $10 #discounts for the worst #customerservice I have ever had!
440 0 Thanks GORI-san|#djgori #not for sale http://t.co/g09TZY3oHO
441 0 We may be some time. #Hibernot #Not http://t.co/n5z2IXabq9
442 0 @clarkeysntfc @lawsondath92 @GregorRoberts0n @coach_carts @Cressy_36 @tozer_ben I'm still going to Exeter whether they care or not
443 0 @TorontoStar: NDP to introduce bill to make OHIP public #not appropriate # confidentiality
444 0 Oregon marching band playing @steveaustinBSR music. #awesome #OregonDucks #OregonvsFloridaState #RoseBowl2015
445 0 @lisawhybourn we don't have a good enough singles depth atm to even account for doubles the problem has never been doubles always singles
446 1 Yay yet another week with a child home from school ill! Just a hint of #Sarcasm to brighten my day.
447 0 #SMILES when there is #MONEY|#SCOWLS when there is #NOT|#RECOGNITION when there is #MONEY|#IGNORANCE when there is #NOT|⛪🏦💵 🏥💰🚓👊💥|"'💔#GOD$💔"
448 0 @AntearousGaming hey I seen u have followed me and I was going to ask to check out my channel and help me with a shoutout for subscribers ??
449 0 Urban Glam High Heel Earrings $7|Leave email for invoice http://t.co/SeRfVp5XZf
450 1 Gotta love being lied to.... #not
451 0 @JustQueenVee @deray Ladies wouldn't use that language.But I guess you are not one.
452 0 @RosieMorse I hate you lol
453 0 I didn't know it's your territory I really. .. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN- no. . Please don't shoot at me I. .
454 0 Shopping day with Ms 15 today. Her haul included new Docs, eyeliner, bras, new issue Frankie mag, and half of Kikki K. Tired and broke now.
455 0 Sweet jeebus! MT @NWSOPC CryoSat & Jason-2 confirm very high to phenomenal seas generated by North Atlantic low http://t.co/Y4JmUbLJpa
456 0 Hyper at 1AM when I really should be getting rest #ohwhale 🐋🐳
457 1 We were miles apart,but you found me, now we are close enough, still apart #irony
458 0 Drinking a Southern Triangle IPA by @RoughDraftBrew at @yardhouse -- http://t.co/G2sIEm7ZSV
459 1 American Red Cross van "together we can save lives..." And the driver is smoking. #irony
460 0 @TheBravesAddict @Braves It also makes me want to post this... http://t.co/CGE2VlixTY
461 1 #birthcontrol #lol #wtf #whatisbirthcontrol @planb great commercial #sarcasm
462 1 Oh how I love working in Baltimore #not
463 0 Fans watch #tylerfarr in concert at @amaliearena #countrymusic #throwdown1035 #tampa http://t.co/czBbGnn3DU
464 1 So I'm the school nurse today. And I have a fever. #irony
465 0 #BBC #News -- #USA -- #Jeb #Bush to #explore #White #House #bid. http://t.co/WVJHuUKStc
466 1 Thanks for the dick pic, really, thanks. #Sarcasm
467 0 @Margoandhow @imalexbeamyrnot spawn of Larry Ellison aka World's Worst Human
468 1 Really loves dentist appointments. #sarcasm
469 0 Now to write a JavaScript RegExp that allows . and ' in e-mail addresses... http://t.co/HE3NTbhTpQ
470 0 @emm_pearce @Napwell 3 more nights 3 more nights 😬😬😬 #londoncalling http://t.co/oZt0e541P9
471 0 @Abelv03 @KWAPT A lot of factors at play but I think you do retain him at max. Hopefully the FT's hurt his market a bit, selfishly speaking.
472 0 @Adsy_1 You're a tough bugger ;p
473 1 I'm shocked that Mark May doesn't think the Buckeyes should be in the playoff!!! #Sarcasm
474 1 Google scholarship application kept crashing in Chrome. Opened it in IE, finished application without incident. #irony
475 0 http://t.co/gpnFUXyZ2f #AnalFrench #Chocolate Chocolate babe gets dicks in asshole
476 1 Set my alarm for PM not AM...guess you could say I've got my life together #not sorry @PE_Tweetcher #Pearlburg mom and Jesus
477 0 Just entered the @bbcstrictly competition for tickets to the final! Fingers crossed @theandrewe
478 1 Gun nut yells at cops conducting DUI checkpoint, later hit by drunk driver on way home #irony #karma http://t.co/3EAMnVETe1
479 0 @ollielocke for the #yoga people out there, this is a Down Faced Dog dinner! #MerryChristmas http://t.co/fP25vVmS0z
480 1 Have you ever seen the like?? 'Republican move' that will 'effectively rob the royal family', Kate's 32k meal #irony http://t.co/BiGb5u44Eh
481 1 It's snowing in Chicago #whitechristmas #not
482 1 Oh I just love when I wake up with a migraine 😒 #not #needmeds
483 0 Oh Oh mum is #not #going to be #pleased #littletike http://t.co/5Q01FsYjCW"
484 1 Its a shame on an off day that the NFL doesnt have any interesting stories and isnt getting any attention. NOT #sarcasm
485 0 Felicitats http://t.co/SnKpTNHwJ7 #Penedesfera #notcies
486 1 Cook and England rudderless at the death. Seven games and we've got progressively worse! Can't wait 'till they arrive here for WC #sarcasm
487 0 #we are #not #perfect but it is #neccesary for #us to #be the #best # version of #ourselves http://t.co/3IO7qLK0lr
488 0 Happy Holidays! (this is officially our Christmas card) #BestFriend #UglySweaterBarCrawl http://t.co/ECiscYDW4X
489 0 @restlessduncan @SR_Duncan At least you got my joke
490 0 @valb00: It's 2015. Why am I still manually turning on/off WiFi, Bluetooth, NFC, etc..? #fb yep
491 0 @bigedh456 thanks babe, hope you have a good one too 💕🎊🎊
492 0 This nigga knocced back 6 shots of Henny lastnight ! @king_macjay http://t.co/oPMLzS4OuY
493 0 'Tis the season for tablets! I entered the #tabletsforall contest to win a tablet gift pack. Check it out: http://t.co/4erdSJRFoW
494 0 #notcies #eu Commissioner Creu reassures Committee of the Regions: Junckers investment plan will complement coh... http://t.co/GHhKvB2hbN
495 1 Is there a "like" tab on me? I'm not a facebook status to be liked by people... #sarcasm #RudeButTrue
496 0 Bestiestest. *teary-eyed* THE KING IS COMING! My God's not dead, He's surely alive! #God's #not #dead #faith http://t.co/6fG08vi4Lp
497 0 #Johnny #Football #time #is #not #a #fun time #any #more: The Cleveland Browns went into Sunday's game against the... http://t.co/Vm4E3dKexF
498 0 @cavs THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! Awesome Win CAVS!!!!!!
499 1 08:01am on the dot and the buzzer rings #helloworld #not #sleepy #tired #nothanks
500 0 @Naaaauds Now I have a game Monday, Tuesday, friday and Saturday 😭😭
501 0 @FireInTheLyons Go you! #not Home until the 1st Jan. So excited!
502 0 Photo: Tuxedo Jumpsuit Sizes:Small-Large Color:Black Price:$65.00 Leave email and size for invoice http://t.co/wZ5qR1PIDB
503 0 #Analysis -- #Economic #issues #whip #up #Israelis #in #chocolate #pudding #election. http://t.co/5Fw5ymVB35 via @reuters
504 0 @SR_Duncan Three minutes is better than no minutes
505 1 Found my motivation... Aka the back of my eye lids, by accident. Boy, me and @Kels_efollin are some winners. #not #senioritisisreal #losers
506 0 The ones that caught me by surprise were the ones I didn't expect #duh #redundantredundant
507 0 This time last year...shiid was hella funny...unforgettable #khwaaaa
508 0 Hoar frost is challenging for some to spell.
509 0 @AusPublica @KateOnTheGo Your views are not right wing or left wing...just vile.
510 1 @ramzaruglia @gamergater7685 Ah the 2014 #GamerGate Ebola campaign. How many people did we kill? #sarcasm
511 1 Where is the promise of "peace on earth" in this? "Lord, Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done." http://t.co/sSYoNx0IAo #Advent #terror #irony
512 0 YOU are violent, it shows in your tweets @RBRNetwork1 @JoeHilgerman @Anan_VII @1_Free_Man @ABPT_Rocket
513 1 Gael 'pro at presentations' Anderson #not #choke
514 1 Nothing says nature like the relentless sound of AM commuter traffic #fthunter #AMdogfun #not@allpeaceful
515 0 #notcies #eu Cleaner air would offer major health benefits in the Balkans http://t.co/ddhYo37IRd
516 1 Loving how dominant the SEC is #Pause ..... #Not
517 1 Best Christmas Eve news: I have a half sister. 😂👍 #sarcasm #thanksdad
518 0 Brother💙 we don't look alike #not #frère #family #lovehim http://t.co/nCAt8xXqxQ
519 0 Looking at the stairs & imaging that scary dark creature coming up freaks me out
520 0 @GalloSays at least there's a good football game on with zero chance of either of our teams losing lol
521 0 we are all the same race, HUMAN the only race supported by the Human Genome Project @CalFreedomMom @RBRNetwork1 @msnbc @CNN @dkuck15138
522 1 Throwing up is exactly what I want to be doing at 7:30am... 😷😷😷 #not
523 1 Well this is great.. #sarcasm|Illinois Passes Bill That Makes It Illegal To Record The Police http://t.co/FZaY2AVx9t
524 0 @ollielocke now, to remember which book... #goodluck
525 0 @ArianaGicPerry Ahem... yeah.. something like that ;)#irony is one of the few things keeping sanity when facing RU propaganda. #CrazyIvan
526 1 so glad I came to work at 7:30am for all the customers that are here!!!!!! #not #itsdead
527 0 Still time to enter our @ErinCondren planner giveaway courtesy of @MyFairDaily & @Kallie_E http://t.co/s0mSVqtpXu #bbloggers #lbloggers
528 0 Check out the new novel Black Beauties by Eureka Johnson on http://t.co/i41rA7tPwm or http://t.co/myWiVY4Juv
529 0 @deray Definitely not...racism is systematic and entrenched in every American institution..also in black/white binary construction
530 0 Forest Hills Drive on my playlist naw....
531 1 Full on man flu just in time for a weekend of work!! #awesome #sarcasm #coldandflu
532 1 @JeffDauler @Scottydons87 the cop also had prior misconduct charges. But, ya know, that's ok #sarcasm
533 1 Zuma reads the quote "People are not fighting for ideas, they fight for material benefits. To live in peace." #Irony #YCLNationalCongress
534 1 Because a field trip two days before finals is exactly what I need #not
535 0 sony emails tells me a few things. wealthy, high powered business(wo)men are ugly people, stupid & need to learn how to spell. #SonyHack
536 1 I wonder what triggered the anxiety? #sarcasm
537 1 Love waking up to no heat in my apartment #not #socold
538 1 Nice weather for today.. #not 😠
539 1 Decided I'd go to bed "early" for once. I've been laying here since 2 am. Yet the total amount of sleep I've had all week is 10 hrs. #irony
540 0 I have a very annoying bluetick for sale. 8 yrs old. Needs babied and a bath. #sarcasm
541 0 Check out> @stefjamesmusicââ"¬Â¦music that makes you feel something. #London #UK
542 1 @BarryBlackNE I don't think the Hereditary Baronet wants to encourage a something-for-nothing culture :-$ #irony
543 0 @SherrodbCSN for the brothers ah-ite. http://t.co/45XujGb7XF
544 0 @RandBallsStu @floyding I mean Zach is a teacher, amirite?
545 1 Wash hands with water? MOH is rubbing this on everyone's face? #irony http://t.co/sPgfZZIqLO
546 0 Someone tell me where tf to find a fried chicken ornament bc this shit is necessary http://t.co/lIqfhFe0Vl
547 0 My body refuses to sleep. #fucccck
548 1 Decemberbessen #not #fail #footprint sorry.... http://t.co/wsoYa1Wu1J
549 0 @onherperiod: hey sorry im late i didnt want to come #myperiod
550 0 LOL lets see if he actually READS it|@Laura_Charlii @RBRNetwork1 @Graves9
551 1 Not everyone's really for you no matter how long you knew them . And not everyone's a bad person just because it's been a short time. #irony
552 0 Less than a week til the ultimate squad is back together #RogersAndDalhauser @maxbertellotti http://t.co/fHM4CQT6Lv
553 0 Yeah, you're a grown up & at times feel very nostalgic towards your Bachpan. Iife's handiwork!!
554 0 Mike Smith and Brian Hoyer walk into a bar. They sit down and at the same time say "I told you it wasn't all my fault" #Coyotes #Browns
555 0 Someone discovered that they do indeed have a tail and that it is, in fact, fun to play with http://t.co/szKw1asSrT
556 1 Scoped out a new route on today's 5k. But oh.. the crowds, the traffic, the noise 😄 #not... http://t.co/yYGdZiRwfZ
557 1 I bet Joel Embiid is psyched to come back from his injury to play for the worst team in NBA history. #Sarcasm
558 0 @Trags Blount also out. You would think this could be the game that White gets some action. I guess not.
559 1 final labs coursework submitted!! now to treat myself by catching up with the whole semester's lectures #winning #not
560 1 @PRoseish_2 @mcspocky more people are in prison because of drug related crimes. But you know gun crime is up #sarcasm
561 0 @Vh1Supersonic @armshouseninja @UKF |*Everything is crossed*|#ChristmasGift |#BassFace http://t.co/x54n9zP12K
562 0 @CeciAlbiceleste @MarinaOLoughlin #apologies *scoffs humble pie*
563 0 @holyroodmandy @jimmurphymp @scottishlabour problem solved no more reading out at FMQ what someone at WM wrote #irony
564 0 #tbt #not Dedicated to those days we DONT want to throwback to. Like this evil cold November day at... http://t.co/XX2tszIP77
565 1 Today is going to be a great day . #not. 😔
566 1 @MTNza so apparently twitter is free... so why is my data being depleted using twitter? #not impressed
567 0 @KalobTaulien @twitter Yes on Auto-messagers No to #FollowBackers ... They make me money over on TSU. Thx your post||http://t.co/ALSThKb1pG
568 0 @AndrewDBailey Tough crowd. Josh Smith was tremendous tonight.
569 0 @kevinperry Would be also great if David teamed up with his old man again at the Carols, similar to a few years back.#Greatdou in both cases
570 1 Taking a hour to shit is always a good thing. #not
571 1 My entire career has been devoted to being a BOSS in beating corruption, but I get beat in a corrupt election #Irony #SoCloseTilden #1Vote
572 1 Yay I just love this time of the month...! #Sarcasm
573 0 Finished the year strong with a good bike workout! Missed a lot this year resting my shoulder--hoping for better in 2015. Happy new year.
574 0 @neverczarina trying hard to be fragile and petite. Hahaha. Happy new year liabeeeeee more clingy moments 😂😂😂
575 0 @AYJamal_ yes, you got the point. :( it's like, as the time passes we're growing into some kind of beasts.
576 1 Someone took my lucky hat today, yay, isn't that fun... #sarcasm #IhopeIGetItBack
577 0 @MohammadFarooq_ grateful for this encouragement :))
578 0 @Espngreeny @espngolic "pit players v. victims?" How dare the NFL put a divide between men and the women and children they beat? #sarcasm
579 1 @ProgressMich kids don't need schools! Schools just turn them into gay atheists, gaytheists, if you will. #sarcasm
580 0 @TonyBrown03 @bigedh456 @ParkzTheDon hmmmm. I wouldn't say she has tits 😁
581 1 Did you know iOS 8 features custom keyboards? #sarcasm http://t.co/JhuwHjleiu
582 0 Tax & NI on your wage slip is like Jim Bowen on bullseye goin "look what you coulda won" #rubbingitin #crap http://t.co/3zJlaxxgUu
583 0 Today stats: One follower, No unfollowers and followed 2 people via http://t.co/3h4S1RT3hh
584 1 @kiersttt22 yeah I do. But you know there's this thing called an all nighter and apparently I wanna pull one #not
585 0 It has #not #been #seen www.MonsterMMORPG. com since. progoneate follow @MonsterMMORPG #mariland http://t.co/Mq4r8Kbgb1
586 0 I've visited 19 #US #States, 2 #Canadian #Provinces, & 11 #Countries total. (Not the most, but not bad.)
587 1 Just a @ScienceDaily article re: a robot arm you can control with your mind. Meh. Nothing huge. #sarcasm #science http://t.co/AK4bAorhBc
588 0 That awkward moment when you plane your whole day around your Golf Class, and it gets cancelled! #stupidrain
589 1 @TSTG11 @Shweta_97 @AparnaRam_ same here. Tryin to link d convos bt another tweet cums up. #Sarcasm is the only wrd repeated.😂😂😂😂😂
590 1 Shitty drivers are always fun. #not
591 1 @RanjeniM Just realised we missed it too. In the middle of a tech troubleshooting mission to get an article on Madiba up on the site. #irony
592 0 Putting good things in my mind for lunch today instead of just internet junk. Oh, and tweeting. Tweeting good for building tribe.
593 1 Anybody using their rights to protest legally gets the law thrown at them. & the ones who do the crimes don't. That's #Irony #NotJustice
594 1 ~I'm not closed-minded, I'm just dogmatic~ #sarcasm #contradictions
595 0 Sometimes it's #not about being #Cocky.. 😏😼 It's abt knowing what ur #Capable of & #doing it...... http://t.co/jmWKGojRNp
596 1 A Puppet at the #PTI rally wanting to make #NayaPakistan #irony http://t.co/3kAny6qhKr
597 0 I can't even begin to explain my frustration. 😒
598 0 Goes both ways #make #love #not #war #peace http://t.co/fXUKcP3j2y... http://t.co/rxeVfBShsH
599 1 Fighting over chargers is definitely how I wanted to start my day.😒 #not
600 0 I had the most broke friends in undergrad now these fools get a lil money and want to act uppity as ever
601 0 That's comfortably the most stonewall penalty I've ever seen.. What are these refs on? #hadone #Stoke
602 0 Don't think that you can just use my boyfriend when you have noone else...#not#on#my#watch
603 0 Everybody's Talking about Snow and I'm just Sitting Here and the only Snow around is on our Cars.. #snow #not
604 1 My coach is so supportive. "tighten your belt, pick up the weight and just do it." #sarcasm #ithinkhehatesmesomedays #itsmostlylove
605 0 Still in da process #drawing #sketch #fishkoi #tattoo #not #yet #finish http://t.co/ZtoXiSYXgs
606 1 Cause I love going to bed alone every night.. #not
607 0 If Comes From The #heART Then They EXPRESS it, Connect @the3rdeyeBrand or http://t.co/MFGlfnDGRk #thankyou #3rdeyebrand
608 1 Kid who tried stealing tools from me is now mad cuz someone took his hot sauce out of the fridge at work #Irony
609 1 EmoPostAhead lol the sucky thing about seeing beauty in everything? You see the beauty in a liar #BeautifulLiar #lovethwayyoulie #NOT
610 0 @naomiwgrossman You blew my mind on #AHSFREAKSHOW You're brilliant.
611 1 This team would finish fourth. #Irony #Arsenal #Afc
612 0 8 of our favorite smartphone highs and lows of 2014 http://t.co/5Wa92n1pPs
613 0 @KateOnTheGo Things also go slowly when you are waiting for them especially!
614 1 Few #relations are by #chance, few are by #choice and few are by #Facebook!! #irony
615 1 what a lovely perma-fall we're having here in milwaukee. #not #doomandgloom #gimmesnow
616 1 Driving into town on very well cleaned country road I see a tow truck veer off too far to shoulder & get sucked into ditch. #Irony
617 0 Grace is a free spirited 8 yr old with the most humble heart. Aspiring model/actress, she also enjoys #piano and dance.Follow> @GraceLeeahB
618 0 Mondaiiis to fridaiis without Huweyyyyyy #do #NOT #like http://t.co/eY6n4SeS9M
619 0 Love it when my mans on a cleaning spree.. Saves me doing it 👌😘😘😘
620 1 You could say after today I'm officially necrophelic #LatinFinal #justajoke #not intodeadthings
621 0 Equal justice for all...unless you are Black during the Obama administration. http://t.co/8ELZkTarZZ via @foxnewspolitics
622 1 tried to export an azure vm, well that went ok #sarcasm #vmcorrupt #thankyoumicrosoft #startalloveragain
623 0 #forgive #others #not #because they #deserve #forgiveness #you #peace love this from @i2imovement #words #wisdom ... http://t.co/MjXdZCZDud
624 0 Hardest parking i've probably ever done! #screwyousmallparkinglot
625 1 I guess Paul didn't have buns, hon. #EatenAlive #not @Discovery
626 1 An 'important' call from the council about a form we did 3 months ago is just what I need an hour before we head off to Disneyland. #not
627 1 Laptop speakers are too quiet for music & simply too loud for porn 😒 !#Irony
628 1 @AskPlayStation returning my brand new ps4 thanks to your faulty security. #goodjob #not
629 1 Most of us didn't focus in the #ADHD lecture. |.|#irony
630 0 #farage a t1t in public who doesnt agree with seeing t1ts in public #breastfeeding #irony
631 0 @SR_Duncan @OreoSpeedwagon_ Ah ok. Well I hope things keep going well with person A x
632 1 @fbhw great story about the student trying to get the teacher fired!!#sarcasm#moron#storywasstupid
633 1 @charleswhite816 @DelbartonHockey I will let @bshatel know - I'm sure he is shaking/quaking in his boots. #not
634 1 @ParasiteCoD maybe you should grind the gym man #not #calling #you #fat
635 0 @OhSoSylvie start with India , I need to be somewhere they don't speak great English so I don't have to say much lol
636 0 I'm officially making today "Single men get a smoothie" day because that's who my customers have been all day.
637 1 My favorite thing is waking up at 4 and driving 20 minutes in the snow just to see this bitch ass #Not #PaneraProTeam http://t.co/qebtDSVoRT
638 1 #Irony: "The elections are not over zero VAT, but about whether there will be a Zionist or extremist country here". http://t.co/SxRoXLVspP
639 0 Katie pisses me off so bad #TheApprentice
640 1 K. Michelle said Lil Kim is Plastic but 65% of her body is fake and silicone. Kim went Plat on PayPal but K has never SEEN platinum. #Irony
641 0 Rest in peace riff God! #Dimebag #Darrell #is #not #dead #pantera
642 0 @WorldDiaMark @RamiBaron let's #not #forget the #origin of a #diamond in #relation with #humanrights #bigdata
643 0 John Stockton in a commercial?!! Holy crap! #NBABallot
644 0 I have this weird urge to buy a hamster
645 1 I love it when people try to tell me that Oakland is so much easier than other schools 😡 #not
646 0 @robinhosking where did THAT come from?!
647 0 Somebody has filled my head with snot & used a cheese grater on the back of my throat during the night #unimpressed
648 0 I am downloading #AdvancedWarfare now!! Can't play it until 22nd of December tho :/ #Exams
649 0 @JohnPUTCH @CougarTownRally @CourteneyCox @bobclendenin @MrJoshHopkins @IBGomez I am so immensely sad about this.
650 1 @TrevorDickerson but hey we could just kill their kids in a drone strike cause that strategy seems to b working so well and #not
651 1 Get on the work bus, driver turns his music on and the first song on is 'another day in paradise' #irony
652 0 my brother did this. now I hate my brother even more. |#jk #not #stilljk #fatbro http://t.co/ec8j6cy281
653 0 Absolutely no #ALP or @jrobertsonmp fan, but seriously many have done this before him & many will. #Scapegoat #Excuse he was a lame duck
654 0 Support @Singleology101 reveal the truth behind Love, sex and drama visit http://t.co/zNVC7fpIFf
655 1 Lots of people tweeting pictures from their cars of their snowy commutes to work, whilst saying "stay safe" Oh, the #irony!
656 0 @TonyRohrs they've spread their positions off with long feeder cattle! #sarcasm
657 0 It's all about Twitter #not a clue
658 0 @ban_postgate though, I suspect you don't actually care about the truth, so whatever, go troll someone else ;-)
659 1 @KaylaBattaglia thanks I thought it was tomorrow #not #iknow #notthepoint
660 1 She talkin bout gender roles and we're the narrow minded ones #Irony
661 0 @FleurEast @lilyallen and why wouldn't you be after THAT performance!
662 1 Yay for cars having a case of the Mondays. #not
663 0 http://t.co/a4D9w4xpBs #AnalTryouts #Sensational Sensational blondie chick gets anally smashed in a threesome
664 1 Just woken up after 16 hour night shift to no gas. Looks like microwave meal and cold shower for me today. Woo!|#sarcasm #fml
665 0 Tulisa has really made herself ugly #xfactor
666 1 A well known sci communicator is exaggerating the claims of a study into PR exaggerating the claims of scientific studies... #irony
667 0 Because #LOGICALLY, that does #NOT #fully #compute. If they wear #LESS #PROTECTION for a "#DEADLY #VIRUS" & do #NOT "#get" #EBOLA as result?
668 0 Last night watch for 2014!! That deserves 💣'r breakfast dram. @Bowmore 17yr from @ADRattrayWhisky #scotch #Islay http://t.co/69ROwqkilU
669 0 can I just own an isle far away from here where my house is stunningly beautiful with only some closed ppl who appreciates me as a human
670 0 If only I could be a cooler kid xp lol I'm such a nerd #can #i #know #when #im #not #gonna #get #rejected
671 1 @mfouesneau It's so the speaker remembers their talk's over. Otherwise how would they know? #sarcasm
672 1 Murdered baby, black man in US, kids in Thailand and a woman's body in Avon gorge. It's a jolly day for news today #sarcasm
673 0 the struggle of writing this article and studying for this journalism final is killer.
674 1 @andygreencre8iv @_BARRYISLAND_ Pulled by White Van Man by the looks of it. Yuk .. so naff. That keeps the magic of xmas alive..#NOT
675 1 I'm so sore, work tomorrow is gonna be fun.. #not
676 0 @pembertonx just lost a fiver already on the early kick off, cheers Forrest :)
677 0 So glad I'm off work tonite🙋
678 0 Lol my mom can't text and talk at the same time 😆
679 0 @Dizzle729 ahh... the hill. I seem to remember (sort of) mud sliding down that hill at many a Buffet / Steve Miller concert. #GoodTimes
680 0 Please snow let us get out of dance early
681 0 Why is there evidence of a stripper in my house yet I see no stripper in my house 😑💔 http://t.co/2KjUs8rotA
682 0 Beach hangs with my bffz http://t.co/o8WR5zO2lg
683 1 How can u miss something u never had?||#randomthoughts #miss #irony |http://t.co/G5jLy9IKqn
684 1 #Mahathir, one of the godfathers of Asian values, Malaysians are "stupid", don't know how to run an airline #irony http://t.co/KzR6aAtrBo
685 0 Love these guys! RT @jamieyuccas: Tried to get the whole family in! #selfiestick @derushaj http://t.co/HUNHD89TTB
686 0 So baffled that WWE wrestling is still as popular as it is. All my friends went to the show in DC. I stopped watching like 12 years ago!
687 0 @mgutowski63 just check out the buttons, see what they do. And follow me back 😜
688 0 @HollyManthei no one really says that
689 0 @dhawanvijoy The ones who did this, and the ones who support this,cannot be human.RADICAL Islam =Satan's Army.#PeshawarAttack
690 1 @WendyWilliams that's some bullshit that's a complete rip off for those items. And I bet some of u idiots really that's a good sale. #NOT
691 0 Do you want to be right? |Or do you want to be happy?
692 1 I like to think of myself as a broken down Justin Bieber - my philosophy professor, everyone. #sarcasm
693 0 @randomnessIsIs > matters we may exert or influence a change. But friendships aren't progressed this way. Some natural affinity is needed.
694 0 @mhairiduncan8 just trying to confuse you all 😘
695 1 20 years ago I arrived in CR, happy to leave behind all the malls and rampant materialism of the US. Went xmas shopping in PRG today #irony
696 0 again, your myth of "racist DNA" is still only a figment of your delusional imagination @RBRNetwork1 @GodlyPghDad @Anan_VII @JoeHilgerman
697 0 http://t.co/xJ3EIw6UG4 #NOT SO UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER HUNTER'S RUN SANTA'S SLEIGH OVER THE ROOFTOPS http://t.co/RGydbEK0h2
698 0 I know who I am. I am not perfect. I'm not the most beautiful woman in the world. But I'm one of them. #women #not #perfet|-Mary J. Blige
699 1 @anamyid @i_contemplate_ @left_liberal effigies of jesus or allah..... when she herself hadnt kept any of d hindu gods #irony
700 1 I have three exams today lets gooooo! #School #Sarcasm #Swag
701 0 Today was a very good day in Iceland.
702 1 Welll helllo fever. Id say 103 is feelin real good today #not
703 0 I feel and look like shit. #rainyday #nomakeup #sorrynotsorry http://t.co/xxPU1lb2ki
704 0 Today's NCAA action on the way.
705 0 @StephHammy @ZacapaRum lol.. Old enough to know better... Young enough to do it again
706 1 Monday morning inspiration! #sarcasm #itstruetho #donttrustnobody #iwokeuplikethis... http://t.co/DQeFbx80v5
707 0 My mom is the most annoying person I know. I know you're gonna read this since you creep my account, s/o to my mom #idc#istillloveyou
708 0 @MoAnsar @LouiseMensch Talking to yourself again Mo #Irony
709 1 @Latinos4PP @CecileRichards @HHSLatino @CuidadoDeSalud @LULAC @EnrollAmerica #irony #oxymoron "planned parenthood" nothing abt parenting
710 0 Who said that birthday girl can't celebrate the next day??? ☺️☺️ #celebrating #always #nighout #birthdaygirl... http://t.co/P5Ex0ONecU
711 0 @Arlo2121 yep, overall it was a great show live. ending of the TLC match was fubar, and the stairs match was terrrible.
712 0 Video: #im#not#the#only#one#you#think#im#crazy# ahhhhhh http://t.co/uzznJHKepA
713 1 Trying to eat crackers on the quiet floor likeee.. Maybe if I chew slower no one will notice..#not
714 1 Woke up with my foot the size of a balloon, that's just what I needed.. #not #ouch
715 0 #Celtics RT @ShannonMoorer: And then there were none http://t.co/UV8jQ7OEd1
716 0 Image via We Heart It https://t.co/KOZ2pho18Y #feelings #not #people #telling http://t.co/jBDXQEDjbi
717 0 No one talks like I do , No one thinks like I do , No moves like I do #ConorMcgregor #Ufc #Quotes
718 0 No doubt. Main Stream Media, Obama, Holder, DeBlasio et al have the blood of those cops on their hands. http://t.co/Ghsm9Zy7KW
719 1 @coreybking thanks for the spoiler!!!! #not
720 1 Congress just screwed us but it's a great day in the District because we got another stadium! #sarcasm
721 0 #AdvancedWarfare is so much better than any FPS released in 2014 XD
722 0 It's always the little things that's attracts me
723 0 @ManUtdstholder @hunts9 You're #not familiar #with Matt Busby, #then. Lol.
724 1 Highly inflamed stomach is just what I like #not
725 0 I think about Disney World just about every day. #missit #myhappyplace
726 1 almost 72 hs of a kid asking for his christmas gift and zero answers from @AskPlayStation thank you guys! you are awesome #not
727 0 ... Can#do#no#more#not#usually#a#quitter#only#so#much#can#be#thrown#at#me!
728 0 @HallieCiera Well maybe if you werent such a noob you would be up talking to me at 2:30 in the morning :P
729 0 #not insured
730 1 Horray to working all weekend! #sarcasm #ohwell 💰💰👍😏
731 0 @chantalireland thankfully not full cold.. Just one side down. Getting the full vitamin netty pot combo blast now
732 0 HELLO Wednesday! BY THE WAY IT'S December 10, 2014 at 02:15PM! (just a random information)
733 1 I do hope you Anti #GamerGate'rs will sleep better, knowing that sabotaging charities would make you more respectable in society. #sarcasm
734 0 Haha guess my tweet was ok then. Are you back in training @charliejnwalker
735 1 13 voice mails at work is always lovely #not
736 1 Sick on Christmas YAYYYY #not
737 0 How were your #holidays? We'd love to hear all about them!
738 1 Ah yes. Just what I wanted today- a pounding migraine. #Sarcasm
739 0 Munching cheese like its Christmas #stiltonoverload
740 1 #Hazard worker training. 1st break there was 3 doz donuts and half class outside to smoke. #fail #nomealfitters #irony @MealFit @CrossFit
741 0 The thought of work tonight really kills that Friday feeling.
742 1 The thirstiest of thirst buckets calling other people thirsty 😒 #irony
743 0 @AfterGrogBlog #pantsdowntiggy was his crime. Pixelation #moot or #irony
744 0 #notcies #eu Green determined to block Hinkley Point - Green determined to block Hinkley Point Copyright EP 2013.... http://t.co/1koLDjISq3
745 0 I've got a right thirst on... #NewsYearsEve
746 1 Love the fact that I turned off my alarm this morning and slept till so freaking late #not
747 0 #mcfc trying to kill their opponents.
748 0 #Seen #a #headline #about #a #doctor #that #starts #with #"Doctor #who..."? #Why #not #stick #your #head #in #the #toilet #and #pull #the...
749 1 @SusanCalman @ClaireofThorpe Yet no "dog in the manger" that actually makes it a dog in a manger story #Irony
750 1 #Irony http://t.co/yeIqA3NfS1 Reverend tells kids that Santa is not real why declaring a sky fairy is because a book says so. #LOL
751 1 Laborers in the San Joaquin Valley, one of the most productive farming regions in the world, suffer from food insecurity. #irony #poverty
752 1 I think my friend just sent @FrankieBallard a snapchat of me drinkin water, cuz she's fun like that #sarcasm #rehydratewhenyadehydrate #brat
753 1 Girls won't answer their phone when I'm calling them bc they think I'm calling them in early but I'm actually calling to cut them #irony
754 1 @GMA make sure you don't say Christmas!! The decorate for the holiday. #sarcasm #itisachristmastree
755 1 Re: prison book ban - Of course Grayling is also trying to ban Judicial Reviews #irony
756 1 Rolled out of bed for closing.... #ilookreallygood #not
757 1 Watching VT and Cincy - qb for VT with (GODS) down left arm (GIFT) down right arm. - #irony #howmanygods #punctuationmatters
758 1 you seem super smart MT "@GrannyMarried: @Docjp @JoAnnEileen ||#NO #BLEEDING happening in #WaterBoarding = it's #Not #Torture"
759 0 @Nialljenk8 Cheers bro! Top man 🙋
760 0 Even getting cooked breakfast.. Hes defo up to something 😕😮😆😆
761 0 ROFLMAO yeah, OOPS is right @Gumlegs @RBRNetwork1 @blacktalkradio @jumbopaperclips
762 1 Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! have a wank over this hashtag: Fazzanelli: JeffRoylat have a wank over this hashtag #Not...
763 0 I really want to see Into The Woods!
764 1 @JoshuaSinghAIW that bump off the apron looked like it hurt.. was that padding u landed on? #sarcasm
765 0 @GazGShore please make me smile this Xmas.. First Xmas without my mum here. Your my fav everrr. Pleaseeee🎄🎁🎁
766 0 @lawsondath92 Hope the header didn't mess up that barnet
767 0 If it's NOT? then it IS! Hand Crafted Artistically Fashionable, Connect @the3rdeyebrand for #fashionblog #thoughts http://t.co/s4PBUclKpm
768 1 It's okay @TicketmasterCA I didn't really want to see my idol anyway. #sarcasm
769 0 I'll try to guess the ASCII symbols without my admins help. Always trying to learn.
770 1 Hearing gun shots when I first wake up makes me feel like I'm in Compton. What a wonderful way to wake up. ❤ #sarcasm #imscared
771 0 Protesters upset over decision in chokehold death take the streets again http://t.co/5rxxGu6VV1 /Mexico's streets aren't the only ones taken
772 0 @classicdrwho247 Great,& not sure if i've seen that actual pic! #not just for girls : D
773 1 #TGIF oh just kidding I have 30 mins from one job to the next. love 12 hour days. #serverlife #sarcasm #nolife
774 1 Just got yelled at by proxy. It's going to be an excellent day. #sarcasm
775 0 Lol everyday excuse the language #relationships #men #women #irony #lotd http://t.co/XaHt7aPD93
776 1 Making the most out of my last vacation day. #not #tvandsleep
777 1 What a lovely day to drive #not #boo #fog #work 😳😳😳 http://t.co/tjJkA1yhq6
778 1 So restaurants that thrive on the social nature of eating believe that mothers should only breastfeed in private? #irony
779 1 This long drive home later in the snow is gonna be shweeeet #not
780 0 If you drag yesterday into today, your tomorrow cannot be what it was meant to be. Let. It. Go. #BringOn2015
781 0 Congrats to my fav @JennyBrew & her team & my birthplace team #OhioState (I can claim that, right?) #OREvsOSU is gonna be one great game!!
782 0 @allkpop: Jessica sheds tears at her fan signing event http://t.co/Xk3YGh3POo http://t.co/ul8uEgde9G||It makes me weak everytime Sica ;_;
783 1 #Irony: al jazeera is pro Anti - #GamerGate because feminism, or something: https://t.co/ECxflDl3FD
784 0 #NOT ALL 👌 There good & bad in every occupation & race 📚📖 #Stop Labeling #Not All 💡 http://t.co/CMoOOnNGQi