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Mommymilkers42069: -.-
(anon): ok I'll stop
(anon): amnesiacs
Agent_47: Amnestics
Agent_47: fucking amnestics, not amnesiacs
Pricecheck: anybody?
Mommymilkers42069: priceeeeee
Pricecheck: mommmmyyy
Pricecheck: heyyyyy
Koda: fuck you baltimore!
Mommymilkers42069: koda are you ok
Koda: yes
Koda: im ok lol
Koda: wbu?
Mommymilkers42069: ok
Pricecheck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0tFeH951Dc
Mommymilkers42069: *gets off and hugs*
Pricecheck: *hugs mommyy*
Mommymilkers42069: *hugs back*
Pricecheck: *ruffles her hair playfully to mess it up*
Mommymilkers42069: meanieee
(anon): thicc ankha in squid game
(anon): tf??
Pricecheck: *chuckles*
Daughter: hilo?
Daughter: jimmy?
(anon): PORN LADY
Daughter: no
(anon): no porn?
Daughter: no i am the porn now
(anon): wait wut
Daughter: don't ask
Bonerfinal: wait wait wait what?
Dr_k: and its fucking boner
Dr_k: ofc
Bonerfinal: any furry booba today?
Daughter: no i am the furry booba now
Daughter: im porn
Bonerfinal: I wanna see the furry booba
Daughter: no
Bonerfinal: No not your booba
Koda: send boobs
Koda: please.
Koda: :|
Mommymilkers42069: koda
Bonerfinal: send noods
Koda: what
Mommymilkers42069: calm your horny self
Koda: you have my discord, its fine
Daughter: im not in the mood for porn rn sorry, next person to ask gets dn
Bonerfinal: awh
Bonerfinal: WAIT I WANNA GET DEEZ NUTS
Daughter: owo
Pricecheck: @Bonerfinal 0-o
Dr_k: hold n
Daughter: ok try deez then
Bonerfinal: what
Daughter: https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.fXxSdVlPvZQ53-0zsonDnwHaGk?w=179&h=180&c=7&r=0&o=5&dpr=1.5&pid=1.7
Mommymilkers42069: *jumps onto price*
Daughter: nuts
Daughter: ur welcome
Dr_k: <img src="https://www.meijer.com/content/dam/meijer/product/0003/15/0623/00/0003150623001_0_A1C1_0600.png" alt="Dietz &amp; Watson Dietz Nuts Honey Maple Meat Bites, 2 oz | Meijer"/>
Pricecheck: GAH- *falls to ground*
Mommymilkers42069: hehe~
Daughter: nice nuts~
Dr_k: thanks
Koda: damn daughter
Bonerfinal: ayo?
Koda: ur nots are so far
Koda: fat
Koda: and juicy
Bonerfinal: big nuts owo
Koda: and i wanna
Koda: eat ur fucking fat nuts
Agent_47: NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN FINAL
Koda: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bonerfinal: big woman nuts owo
Dr_k: ...
Daughter: ok wtf
Dr_k: wtf is wrong with boner
Bonerfinal: im gay lol
Koda: prove it
Daughter: cool me too
Koda: suck my pp rn
Bonerfinal: *Kneels and opens* stick it in daddy
Dr_k: Oh wtf
Bonerfinal: I'll suckulus your dickulus uwo
Pricecheck: oooh not this agaaaiin lol
Koda: puts 5 dollar footlong in his mouth~
Bonerfinal: <Bites down aggressively>
Koda: busts a nut~
Pricecheck: wow-
Mommymilkers42069: koda go to whisper
Bonerfinal: <I gobble that shit down>
Koda: ok.
Bonerfinal: oo
Koda: i aint jokin.
Bonerfinal: daddy more footlong uwo
Koda: do it sound like im kiddin?
Koda: i been makin like two thousand a minute.
Koda: so high up in the clouds i was swimming.
Bonerfinal: FOOTLONG DADDY
Bonerfinal: Uwo doctor yes
Agent_47: do I even wanna know
Dr_k: no not really
Agent_47: ...
Agent_47: ok then
Bonerfinal: I giv him the zucc
Dr_k: I refuse to comment on what hes doing to me
Bonerfinal: ok I leave now
Dr_k: *yawn*
Agent_47: Im bored
(anon): bro same
Walterduffieldyt: bitch
Walterduffieldyt: fuk u
Puro: hello?
Koda: heya.
Dr_k: *Hugs Puro* Hiya
Puro: *Hugs kendrick tightly* Hiya~ also hi koda
Koda: hiiiiiiiiiii
Puro: Koda want a hug?
Koda: mhm.
Puro: *I give Koda big warm puro hug* Kiss too?
(anon): no
Koda: i hug back~ uh..no?
Puro: ok.
Dr_k: I'll take that kiss
Puro: Oh my~ Alright dear~ *I give Kendrick a big sloppy kiss*
Koda: lol
Dr_k: *Proceeds to make out with puro*
Puro: *Makes out back, hugging tightly*
Koda: will never be better than me and generic.
(anon): fair
Koda: lol
Puro: *I break away and hug Kendrick tighter*
Dr_k: god damn you're like a vise grip-
(anon): e
Koda: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewqtu5YiEgI
Koda: i think im ready to jump out the windowwwwwww
(anon): ok
(anon): Hello?
Mommymilkers42069: hi
(anon): wqhuodhaofo
Mommymilkers42069: anon are you ok
(anon): im dying on the inside
Mommymilkers42069: same
(anon): wekwhwahahwhshashawhshawhsahwwhaoawshsashawoshawoshawoGovernment
(anon): anyways do u have twiiter
Mommymilkers42069: no
(anon): i have aids
(anon): crippling aids
(anon): oof
Mommymilkers42069: oof
(anon): rip
Mommymilkers42069: anon
Mommymilkers42069: you want a cookie
(anon): yes
Mommymilkers42069: *gives cookie*
(anon): Thank you
(anon): -Minecraft eating SFX-
Koda: im here.
Koda: again
Mommymilkers42069: hello
Koda: heya.
Todd_clorox: I like it when my girlfriend rubs peanut butter between my toes.
(anon): nose bleed
(anon): e
(anon): damm its dead
(anon): Are there girls here
(anon): booba
Daughter: no
(anon): no not urs
Kitsune_izzy: No
Daughter: no
(anon): awh
(anon): lol
(anon): u sux anon
Daughter: ur gay anon
(anon): no
(anon): no u
Daughter: but me too so that's ok
Daughter: welcome to the gay bar
(anon): gimme a cocktail
(anon): minus the tail.
Daughter: cock? ok coming up
(anon): cok
Daughter: cok
Daughter: *slides u a cok*
(anon): *Schlorrpppp*
Daughter: noice
(anon): *Suckles the dickle*
Dr_k: uhm
(anon): *Sucks daughters weewee*
Dr_k: UHM
Dr_k: god damn we got horny anon
Daughter: owo
(anon): *Suck suck suck*
(anon): Man milk me
Mommymilkers42069: wtf
Daughter: down boy
(anon): okeh
(anon): but I wanna suck ur futa cok
Daughter: another time
(anon): buh
(anon): buh
(anon): buh mah cok addiction
(anon): Hornee
(anon): horn
Daughter: theres lots of other coks
Daughter: better than me
(anon): ur a futa
(anon): futa = hot
Daughter: ok fair but there's bigger pps
(anon): urs is small and i like small things
(anon): pfttt-
Daughter: understandable have a nice succ
(anon): I will
(anon): *Sucks off an anon*
(anon): cums*
(anon): Good boi
(anon): *Sucks harder*
(anon): one of us here has an STD
(anon): *Mid orgy* wut
(anon): hot
(anon): give me it
(anon): ok
(anon): *Gives anon 3 STD's*
(anon): thx
(anon): mhm
(anon): *Touches anon* Cheems toumch
(anon): EW NO
Mommymilkers42069: wtf
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): ew Im blurple
(anon): ewww
(anon): euh
(anon): E H ?
Mommymilkers42069: anon are you ok
(anon): no
(anon): ahm schizophrenic
(anon): Im kanye west!
Mommymilkers42069: *hugs anon*
Koda: hello
Koda: im
Koda: here.
Koda: again
Koda: sadly
Koda: i hate it here
Mommymilkers42069: lol
(anon): same
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): help
Mommymilkers42069: ?
(anon): I don't wanna be an anon anymore
(anon): but I've been anon for so long idk how to stop
Feces: now is it my imagination or is this bitch dry socks
Mommymilkers42069: lol
(anon): dry non-crackly socks
Feces: i logged on to say goodnight✓
Feces: amzing
(anon): 'night
Mommymilkers42069: lol
Mommymilkers42069: well night
(anon): nhn
(anon): mhm
Mommymilkers42069: anon
(anon): yes?
Mommymilkers42069: hiii
(anon): hiii
Mommymilkers42069: yayyyy
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Well it wouldn’t be Friday unless I glued my asshole shut
Mommymilkers42069: wtf
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: And it’s definitely Friday
Mommymilkers42069: why
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: …..it’s Friday
Mommymilkers42069: im scared
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Me too
(anon): Rebecca Black?
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Where will the poo go
Mommymilkers42069: ...
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: I’d apply the solvent but it burns my tender asshole
Mommymilkers42069: ..................
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: In hindsight, heh rimshot, this wasn’t a good idea
Mommymilkers42069: well ima go to sleep
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Made sense at the time
Mommymilkers42069: night everyonr
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Wish I could
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Gotta apply the solvent first
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Oh that stings!
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: But I gotta poo so bad
(anon): tf
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Ok I made poo
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: My butthole is no longer glued shut
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Go back to bed America
(anon): no
(anon): >Sews butthole shut<
Daughter: cool
(anon): hello D
(anon): how ya doin'
Daughter: hi anon im doin just bad thanks
Todd_clorox: My dog always gets angry when I fart. I should get a new dog.
(anon): ah
(anon): well beat the fuck outta the depression with a broom unless it pays rent
Atp_fighter: well then
(anon): it ain't like the fuckos payin' rent
Atp_fighter: fair
(anon): Pay for sex
(anon): but my anal has an infection
Daughter: hope it gets better then
(anon): Rotten
Atp_fighter: *Jamming to Recontainment*
(anon): ew fnf
(anon): diesel
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Got kicked
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Fucking losers
(anon): https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Brokensoul: Stoart
Brokensoul: Start
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): eee
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
Daughter: ok bye
Daughter: *dabs out*
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
Koda: neko
Koda: nekoooooooo
Mommymilkers42069: hello
Furryanimegirl: hello
Mommymilkers42069: yayy someones on
Furryanimegirl: yep
Mommymilkers42069: hru
Furryanimegirl: im doing fine, just woke up, hbu
Mommymilkers42069: im ok
Furryanimegirl: well, anything happen in the time that i wasn't here
Mommymilkers42069: nope last night there was someone named Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut
Furryanimegirl: thats weird
Mommymilkers42069: yup
Generic: .
Furryanimegirl: hey gen
Furryanimegirl: hru
Generic: eh.
Generic: could be better
Generic: much better
Mxangel: :P
Generic: sry im back
Generic: nvm i have to go again
Freiheit90: hey
Mommymilkers42069: hi
Shell61_taken_fire_dargon: hi....
Logan_taken: hey
Logan_taken: hello?
Logan_taken: damn chats dead
Mommymilkers42069: lol yes it is
Logan_taken: hey milk
Mommymilkers42069: hello
Logan_taken: i have a question
Logan_taken: if you were me whod you pick to date shell or lili
Mommymilkers42069: ?
Mommymilkers42069: shell
Logan_taken: okie thanks
Mommymilkers42069: mhm
Logan_taken: damn im starting to warzone it says i have unstable conection but when i play fortnite it doesnt say that
Mommymilkers42069: have you seen outide
Mommymilkers42069: its windy af
Logan_taken: yeah raining rn for me and cant see 2 feet outside
Mommymilkers42069: its windy to the point that the trees are shaking violently
Logan_taken: same here
Logan_taken: get ready for the rain thats gonna come your way
Mommymilkers42069: i already had that rain
Logan_taken: oh really i thougt you lived in indy
Logan_taken: because i live n ohio
Logan_taken: soooooooo
Mommymilkers42069: i do
Logan_taken: im an idiot i didnt think of it coming from the west LMAO
Mommymilkers42069: lol
Mommymilkers42069: welp its gonna be fun with a dress
Logan_taken: oof
Mommymilkers42069: and heels
Logan_taken: big oof
Mommymilkers42069: yup
Logan_taken: im sorry lmao
Mommymilkers42069: forrr?
Logan_taken: what your wearing lol i feel bad
Mommymilkers42069: eh
Mommymilkers42069: its a long dress at least
Logan_taken: ok i think thats worse but ok lo
Logan_taken: lol*
Mommymilkers42069: no at least my legs wont get cold
Logan_taken: good point
Mommymilkers42069: but it could fly up lol
Logan_taken: thats what i was thinking lol
Mommymilkers42069: yeah
Logan_taken: well lets hope that doest happen
Logan_taken: doesnt*
Mommymilkers42069: well its inside
Logan_taken: okie
Mommymilkers42069: which is nice
Mommymilkers42069: but theres gonna be atleast 500 people or so
Logan_taken: sorry if i dont answer right away its because im plying this and cold war but i dont mind
Logan_taken: yeah ig so lol
Mommymilkers42069: its ok dont apologizr
Mommymilkers42069: apologize
Logan_taken: lol ok then
Mommymilkers42069: im happy its saturday
Logan_taken: same
Logan_taken: i hope shell gets on
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Bonerfinal: FOOTLONG DADDY
Bonerfinal: Uwo doctor yes
Agent_47: do I even wanna know
Dr_k: no not really
Agent_47: ...
Agent_47: ok then
Bonerfinal: I giv him the zucc
Dr_k: I refuse to comment on what hes doing to me
Bonerfinal: ok I leave now
Dr_k: *yawn*
Agent_47: Im bored
(anon): bro same
Walterduffieldyt: bitch
Walterduffieldyt: fuk u
Puro: hello?
Koda: heya.
Dr_k: *Hugs Puro* Hiya
Puro: *Hugs kendrick tightly* Hiya~ also hi koda
Koda: hiiiiiiiiiii
Puro: Koda want a hug?
Koda: mhm.
Puro: *I give Koda big warm puro hug* Kiss too?
(anon): no
Koda: i hug back~ uh..no?
Puro: ok.
Dr_k: I'll take that kiss
Puro: Oh my~ Alright dear~ *I give Kendrick a big sloppy kiss*
Koda: lol
Dr_k: *Proceeds to make out with puro*
Puro: *Makes out back, hugging tightly*
Koda: will never be better than me and generic.
(anon): fair
Koda: lol
Puro: *I break away and hug Kendrick tighter*
Dr_k: god damn you're like a vise grip-
(anon): e
Koda: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewqtu5YiEgI
Koda: i think im ready to jump out the windowwwwwww
(anon): ok
(anon): Hello?
Mommymilkers42069: hi
(anon): wqhuodhaofo
Mommymilkers42069: anon are you ok
(anon): im dying on the inside
Mommymilkers42069: same
(anon): wekwhwahahwhshashawhshawhsahwwhaoawshsashawoshawoshawoGovernment
(anon): anyways do u have twiiter
Mommymilkers42069: no
(anon): i have aids
(anon): crippling aids
(anon): oof
Mommymilkers42069: oof
(anon): rip
Mommymilkers42069: anon
Mommymilkers42069: you want a cookie
(anon): yes
Mommymilkers42069: *gives cookie*
(anon): Thank you
(anon): -Minecraft eating SFX-
Koda: im here.
Koda: again
Mommymilkers42069: hello
Koda: heya.
Todd_clorox: I like it when my girlfriend rubs peanut butter between my toes.
(anon): nose bleed
(anon): e
(anon): damm its dead
(anon): Are there girls here
(anon): booba
Daughter: no
(anon): no not urs
Kitsune_izzy: No
Daughter: no
(anon): awh
(anon): lol
(anon): u sux anon
Daughter: ur gay anon
(anon): no
(anon): no u
Daughter: but me too so that's ok
Daughter: welcome to the gay bar
(anon): gimme a cocktail
(anon): minus the tail.
Daughter: cock? ok coming up
(anon): cok
Daughter: cok
Daughter: *slides u a cok*
(anon): *Schlorrpppp*
Daughter: noice
(anon): *Suckles the dickle*
Dr_k: uhm
(anon): *Sucks daughters weewee*
Dr_k: UHM
Dr_k: god damn we got horny anon
Daughter: owo
(anon): *Suck suck suck*
(anon): Man milk me
Mommymilkers42069: wtf
Daughter: down boy
(anon): okeh
(anon): but I wanna suck ur futa cok
Daughter: another time
(anon): buh
(anon): buh
(anon): buh mah cok addiction
(anon): Hornee
(anon): horn
Daughter: theres lots of other coks
Daughter: better than me
(anon): ur a futa
(anon): futa = hot
Daughter: ok fair but there's bigger pps
(anon): urs is small and i like small things
(anon): pfttt-
Daughter: understandable have a nice succ
(anon): I will
(anon): *Sucks off an anon*
(anon): cums*
(anon): Good boi
(anon): *Sucks harder*
(anon): one of us here has an STD
(anon): *Mid orgy* wut
(anon): hot
(anon): give me it
(anon): ok
(anon): *Gives anon 3 STD's*
(anon): thx
(anon): mhm
(anon): *Touches anon* Cheems toumch
(anon): EW NO
Mommymilkers42069: wtf
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): ew Im blurple
(anon): ewww
(anon): euh
(anon): E H ?
Mommymilkers42069: anon are you ok
(anon): no
(anon): ahm schizophrenic
(anon): Im kanye west!
Mommymilkers42069: *hugs anon*
Koda: hello
Koda: im
Koda: here.
Koda: again
Koda: sadly
Koda: i hate it here
Mommymilkers42069: lol
(anon): same
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): help
Mommymilkers42069: ?
(anon): I don't wanna be an anon anymore
(anon): but I've been anon for so long idk how to stop
Feces: now is it my imagination or is this bitch dry socks
Mommymilkers42069: lol
(anon): dry non-crackly socks
Feces: i logged on to say goodnight✓
Feces: amzing
(anon): 'night
Mommymilkers42069: lol
Mommymilkers42069: well night
(anon): nhn
(anon): mhm
Mommymilkers42069: anon
(anon): yes?
Mommymilkers42069: hiii
(anon): hiii
Mommymilkers42069: yayyyy
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Well it wouldn’t be Friday unless I glued my asshole shut
Mommymilkers42069: wtf
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: And it’s definitely Friday
Mommymilkers42069: why
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: …..it’s Friday
Mommymilkers42069: im scared
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Me too
(anon): Rebecca Black?
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Where will the poo go
Mommymilkers42069: ...
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: I’d apply the solvent but it burns my tender asshole
Mommymilkers42069: ..................
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: In hindsight, heh rimshot, this wasn’t a good idea
Mommymilkers42069: well ima go to sleep
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Made sense at the time
Mommymilkers42069: night everyonr
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Wish I could
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Gotta apply the solvent first
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Oh that stings!
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: But I gotta poo so bad
(anon): tf
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Ok I made poo
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: My butthole is no longer glued shut
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Go back to bed America
(anon): no
(anon): >Sews butthole shut<
Daughter: cool
(anon): hello D
(anon): how ya doin'
Daughter: hi anon im doin just bad thanks
Todd_clorox: My dog always gets angry when I fart. I should get a new dog.
(anon): ah
(anon): well beat the fuck outta the depression with a broom unless it pays rent
Atp_fighter: well then
(anon): it ain't like the fuckos payin' rent
Atp_fighter: fair
(anon): Pay for sex
(anon): but my anal has an infection
Daughter: hope it gets better then
(anon): Rotten
Atp_fighter: *Jamming to Recontainment*
(anon): ew fnf
(anon): diesel
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Got kicked
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Fucking losers
(anon): https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Brokensoul: Stoart
Brokensoul: Start
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): eee
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
Daughter: ok bye
Daughter: *dabs out*
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
Koda: neko
Koda: nekoooooooo
Mommymilkers42069: hello
Furryanimegirl: hello
Mommymilkers42069: yayy someones on
Furryanimegirl: yep
Mommymilkers42069: hru
Furryanimegirl: im doing fine, just woke up, hbu
Mommymilkers42069: im ok
Furryanimegirl: well, anything happen in the time that i wasn't here
Mommymilkers42069: nope last night there was someone named Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut
Furryanimegirl: thats weird
Mommymilkers42069: yup
Generic: .
Furryanimegirl: hey gen
Furryanimegirl: hru
Generic: eh.
Generic: could be better
Generic: much better
Mxangel: :P
Generic: sry im back
Generic: nvm i have to go again
Freiheit90: hey
Mommymilkers42069: hi
Shell61_taken_fire_dargon: hi....
Logan_taken: hey
Logan_taken: hello?
Logan_taken: damn chats dead
Mommymilkers42069: lol yes it is
Logan_taken: hey milk
Mommymilkers42069: hello
Logan_taken: i have a question
Logan_taken: if you were me whod you pick to date shell or lili
Mommymilkers42069: ?
Mommymilkers42069: shell
Logan_taken: okie thanks
Mommymilkers42069: mhm
Logan_taken: damn im starting to warzone it says i have unstable conection but when i play fortnite it doesnt say that
Mommymilkers42069: have you seen outide
Mommymilkers42069: its windy af
Logan_taken: yeah raining rn for me and cant see 2 feet outside
Mommymilkers42069: its windy to the point that the trees are shaking violently
Logan_taken: same here
Logan_taken: get ready for the rain thats gonna come your way
Mommymilkers42069: i already had that rain
Logan_taken: oh really i thougt you lived in indy
Logan_taken: because i live n ohio
Logan_taken: soooooooo
Mommymilkers42069: i do
Logan_taken: im an idiot i didnt think of it coming from the west LMAO
Mommymilkers42069: lol
Mommymilkers42069: welp its gonna be fun with a dress
Logan_taken: oof
Mommymilkers42069: and heels
Logan_taken: big oof
Mommymilkers42069: yup
Logan_taken: im sorry lmao
Mommymilkers42069: forrr?
Logan_taken: what your wearing lol i feel bad
Mommymilkers42069: eh
Mommymilkers42069: its a long dress at least
Logan_taken: ok i think thats worse but ok lo
Logan_taken: lol*
Mommymilkers42069: no at least my legs wont get cold
Logan_taken: good point
Mommymilkers42069: but it could fly up lol
Logan_taken: thats what i was thinking lol
Mommymilkers42069: yeah
Logan_taken: well lets hope that doest happen
Logan_taken: doesnt*
Mommymilkers42069: well its inside
Logan_taken: okie
Mommymilkers42069: which is nice
Mommymilkers42069: but theres gonna be atleast 500 people or so
Logan_taken: sorry if i dont answer right away its because im plying this and cold war but i dont mind
Logan_taken: yeah ig so lol
Mommymilkers42069: its ok dont apologizr
Mommymilkers42069: apologize
Logan_taken: lol ok then
Mommymilkers42069: im happy its saturday
Logan_taken: same
Logan_taken: i hope shell gets on
Mommymilkers42069: shell was on
Logan_taken: WHAT
Logan_taken: fuuuuuuck me
Logan_taken: not like that
Mommymilkers42069: lol
Mommymilkers42069: brb
Logan_taken: sorry didnt want you to think it like that
Logan_taken: ok
Nekogirl: morning :3
Logan_taken: hey neko how are you
Logan_taken: milk will brb
Nekogirl: oh cool, im great
Logan_taken: see im trying not to be an ass lmao
Nekogirl: tryin real hard huh?
Logan_taken: maybe
Mommymilkers42069: well went to help my stepmom because my dad told me to come help. all i said is ¨with what?¨ he started yelling at me
Mommymilkers42069: and saying that if i dont shut up im not going to the dance
Nekogirl: *thumbs up* sounds about right
Logan_taken: yeah
Logan_taken: ^
Mommymilkers42069: and i paid with my own money to go
Mommymilkers42069: so he cant say shit
Logan_taken: ^
Mommymilkers42069: so because he owed me money so i used that money that he gave me back or $30 to pay for the god damned dance
Logan_taken: lucky i got grounded so i couldnt go to hoco
Mommymilkers42069: damn
Logan_taken: yeah and my crush was there so i got really pissed
Mommymilkers42069: oh no
Nekogirl: im going to a dance by myself
Logan_taken: then my BEST FRIEND told her i liked her without me knowing so i beat the shit out of him for that because i wasnt ready for her to know
Logan_taken: well i wish you best of luck someone wants to go with you neko
Nekogirl: um
Nekogirl: im going alone by choice
Logan_taken: oh lmao
Mommymilkers42069: same neko
Nekogirl: im only going cause i want an excuse to buy fancy clothes
Logan_taken: lmao i just wear blue flannels and jeans
Mommymilkers42069: lol
Furryanimeboy: hello
Mommymilkers42069: hi
Logan_taken: anywayyy who watches last kingdom
Logan_taken: hey
Generic: i have returned
Nekogirl: hi gen
Generic: hello neko
Logan_taken: hey wb
Generic: hi
Mommymilkers42069: finally gen lol
Generic: i had to do my parents bidding
Logan_taken: lmao
Furryanimeboy: that sucks
Mommymilkers42069: ^
Logan_taken: anyyyway
Logan_taken: who likes avenged sevenfold
Generic: eh.
Generic: never been a big fan
Generic: although peep did sample holy confessions for move on be strong.
Generic: when it comes to lighter metal im more of a slipknot kinda guy
Furryanimeboy: anyone besides me likes slipknot
Furryanimeboy: YES IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
Generic: the way u worded that confuses me
Generic: so u do or dont like slipknot...
Logan_taken: nope i love slipknot i just got done with there austin texas live show from this year slipknot is fucking amazing
Generic: oh sick
Furryanimeboy: I LOVE SLIPKNOT
Logan_taken: SAME *high fives*
Generic: ohhh gotchu
Furryanimeboy: *high fives back*
Generic: i also like a bit of mudvayne every now and then
Logan_taken: undo these chains my friend
Generic: but ever since i found deathcore, normal heavy metal hasnt hit the same
Logan_taken: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIc1hqiRp8Q
Furryanimeboy: logan devil in i nice
Logan_taken: yep
Logan_taken: ik the whole song by heart
Generic: slaughter to prevail, lorna shore, thy art is murder, whitechapel, brand of sacrifice.
Generic: and tbh, i didnt rly like the gray chapter
Generic: easily their worst album
Logan_taken: slipknot(1999) is the best album
Generic: yea self titled is pretty good
Furryanimeboy: gene i know the first 2 slaughter to prevail, lorna shore
Generic: bro i fkn love slaughter
Generic: alex's vocals are crazy
Furryanimegirl: hi
Logan_taken: hey
Generic: hello
Logan_taken: you like a7x right furry girl
Generic: take a listen to this logan
Generic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyYmS_iBcy4
Generic: the last minute of this makes me nut every time i hear it
Logan_taken: or avenged sevennfold for you uncultured swines
Furryanimeboy: gene im with you on that
Logan_taken: i hate lorna sorry
Generic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALK884T5u2o
Generic: this song also makes me cream
Logan_taken: i like older metal
Furryanimegirl: the school blocked my youtue
Generic: tuff
Logan_taken: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB0eItAUUnU&t=1826s
Generic: and lorna isnt metal
Logan_taken: thats my favorite album
Generic: its literal hell
Logan_taken: not lorna i hate lorna
Logan_taken: i said i like older metal never classified lorna as metal
Generic: y
Logan_taken: just do
Generic: u sure do like the devil in i
Generic: which released in 2014
Generic: checkmate
Logan_taken: because slipknot started in 95 so they are an older band
Logan_taken: they never changed their style in music
Generic: LMAO
Generic: UR A DUMBASS IF U RLY THINK THAT
Generic: each album has a different feel and sound
Logan_taken: because they bbelieve each album is like a new chapter in life thats what i ike about slipknot
Logan_taken: and my favorite song by slipknot is spit it out soooooo
Generic: my favorite slipknot song is idna
Generic: eh actually my fav would have to be chokema
Logan_taken: shfu
Logan_taken: stfu*
Generic: chokema cock
Logan_taken: PEOPLE = SHIT
Logan_taken: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB0eItAUUnU&t=1826s
Logan_taken: oop
Logan_taken: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHnQFbFSczI
Generic: fr doe my fav is prolly eyeless
Logan_taken: there thats the album im listening to
Logan_taken: SAME
Generic: solway firth is up there too
Logan_taken: yeah same with unsainted
Mommymilkers42069: NINECNIUCWBYWVYWBIUBEIWUBWEU
Generic: this is all the slipknot on my playlist rn
Logan_taken: new abortion is pretty good to
Mommymilkers42069: The power company is estimating that the earliest power will be restored is 4:15 pm.
Logan_taken: damn
Mommymilkers42069: there was a power outage so it may not even be today god fuck you
Mommymilkers42069: if he or she is even real
Generic: eyeless, wiat and bleed, disasterpiece, p=s, left behind, duality, the nameless, killpop, critical darling, nero forte, unsainted, orphan, all out life, and the chapeltown rag
Logan_taken: mine is all of there songs owo
Generic: oh i have spit it out on there too
Logan_taken: look up new abortion its pretty good
Generic: im ngl half of my playlist (which is 9 hours) is peep and juice
Logan_taken: wtf lmao
Generic: next most artist is zillakami
Logan_taken: ?
Generic: zillas fire
Generic: its like trap/metal/punk
Generic: his new album dog boy is pretty chill but heres one of his most popular
Generic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daxQ2TCrnTM
Generic: hes part of a duo called city morgue
Logan_taken: okie
Mommymilkers42069: ima go cry now
Generic: and heres one of his most recent songs off his new album
Generic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaiPgyWPFTA
Generic: and y mommy
Logan_taken: okie
Logan_taken: ^
Generic: in fact heres my fkn playlist lmao
Generic: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4jf7MttTxOGPvqI3pmfvag
Mommymilkers42069: because the dance may not even happen today
Generic: oh wut dance?
Logan_taken: that fucking sucks milk*hugs*
Logan_taken: hello?
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(anon): hello D
(anon): how ya doin'
Daughter: hi anon im doin just bad thanks
Todd_clorox: My dog always gets angry when I fart. I should get a new dog.
(anon): ah
(anon): well beat the fuck outta the depression with a broom unless it pays rent
Atp_fighter: well then
(anon): it ain't like the fuckos payin' rent
Atp_fighter: fair
(anon): Pay for sex
(anon): but my anal has an infection
Daughter: hope it gets better then
(anon): Rotten
Atp_fighter: *Jamming to Recontainment*
(anon): ew fnf
(anon): diesel
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Got kicked
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Fucking losers
(anon): https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Brokensoul: Stoart
Brokensoul: Start
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): eee
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
Daughter: ok bye
Daughter: *dabs out*
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
Koda: neko
Koda: nekoooooooo
Mommymilkers42069: hello
Furryanimegirl: hello
Mommymilkers42069: yayy someones on
Furryanimegirl: yep
Mommymilkers42069: hru
Furryanimegirl: im doing fine, just woke up, hbu
Mommymilkers42069: im ok
Furryanimegirl: well, anything happen in the time that i wasn't here
Mommymilkers42069: nope last night there was someone named Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut
Furryanimegirl: thats weird
Mommymilkers42069: yup
Generic: .
Furryanimegirl: hey gen
Furryanimegirl: hru
Generic: eh.
Generic: could be better
Generic: much better
Mxangel: :P
Generic: sry im back
Generic: nvm i have to go again
Freiheit90: hey
Mommymilkers42069: hi
Shell61_taken_fire_dargon: hi....
Logan_taken: hey
Logan_taken: hello?
Logan_taken: damn chats dead
Mommymilkers42069: lol yes it is
Logan_taken: hey milk
Mommymilkers42069: hello
Logan_taken: i have a question
Logan_taken: if you were me whod you pick to date shell or lili
Mommymilkers42069: ?
Mommymilkers42069: shell
Logan_taken: okie thanks
Mommymilkers42069: mhm
Logan_taken: damn im starting to warzone it says i have unstable conection but when i play fortnite it doesnt say that