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kaaaola
Callmelili: I have one more
Logan49: nice
Themooserapist: Hehehehe but hey the world also needs strippers and whores so you do you
Callmelili: Pfft
Themooserapist: I know that Michelle Obama has tons of nudes floating around online. That’s totally why Obama picked her.
Themooserapist: That was sarcasm btw
(anon): lili~
(anon): show titty~
Callmelili: Mk
(anon): in whisper, if you want
Logan49: >_>
Callmelili: Wtf d u want
Callmelili: Angel-
Callmelili: LOL
Logan49: who?
Callmelili: Vvmssdj nvme
Logan49: huh
Themooserapist: I tried to convince a fifty year old single mother friend of mine to stop fucking dudes on the first date just to see if then they would stay longer than three months
Themooserapist: She finally tried it and HOLY FUCK SHE IS REMARRIED
Themooserapist: It took a year to convince her lol and she is fifty my god
Themooserapist: It’s like women forgot what a lady is and think men marry whores and sluts
Themooserapist: No we fuck those
Themooserapist: Any girl sends you nudes or asks for a dick pic bam right there you know she ain’t wife material lol
Themooserapist: That’s a ho so pump and dump
Callmelili: Now I’m just being harrased
Callmelili: Logan49: im just an anon with an account ;3
Callmelili: well I don’t know u
Logan49: can u pretend u do?
Callmelili: nope
Logan49: then show somone elses tit
Logan49: lol
Themooserapist: Lili is obviously a ho in training
Callmelili: I’m not showing u shit
Callmelili: I don t know u
Themooserapist: See you on pornhub in five years darlin
(anon): I give 7...
Themooserapist: You are clearly broken damaged goods already lol
(anon): then expose someone else
Callmelili: Wtf
Callmelili: No
Themooserapist: You sound like a little hood bitch seriously
(anon): someone u hate
Themooserapist: I presume many boys seen you nude already lol
Callmelili: Look on pornhub ya cunt
(anon): cant
(anon): blocked
Themooserapist: You clearly have no father in your life worth speaking of
Callmelili: *throws up*
Callmelili: I have a dad
Logan49: oop
Themooserapist: Worth speaking of lol
Themooserapist: You are a little whore already so clearly he isn’t in the picture or is weak
Callmelili: He is in the picture
Callmelili: He’s nice
(anon): send titty pic
Themooserapist: I hope you don’t see yourself as being married to a good man in your future
Callmelili: NO I WONT STOP
Themooserapist: You will be passed around
Themooserapist: Get some cats
Callmelili: I don’t wanna be with anyone rn
Themooserapist: Good, pray that desire continues
Themooserapist: It will make your life easier because you won’t be able to keep a good man anyways
Callmelili: Yeah logan should two
Callmelili: He’s not good
Mxangel: Okay. I go to the bathroom for a few minutes, and what the fuck am I looking at now?
Callmelili: Lol
Callmelili: No ones good
Callmelili: Logan49: im just an anon with an account ;3
Callmelili: well I don’t know u
Logan49: can u pretend u do?
Callmelili: nope
Logan49: then show somone elses tit
Callmelili: https://i.postimg.cc/Wz0r1RxF/DA0-F2-BE6-AF8-C-41-F2-BABD-814-F2-EAE6420.jpg
Mxangel: Oh damn, you really exposed him
Themooserapist: Good men exist but you won’t interact with them much except by accident lili
Themooserapist: Like when you are serving them coffee
Mxangel: I saw the text already. Spent a couple minutes catching up
Callmelili: What r u being rude to me for
Themooserapist: Rude? This is nothing wait until you get your first of many shit jobs
Callmelili: Owo
Themooserapist: You are not conditioned for life
Callmelili: I am not yet
Callmelili: I’m only 14
Themooserapist: You should have been years ago
Callmelili: I’m sorry I’m depressed
Themooserapist: 14 in most of the world is borderline adult
Themooserapist: If not adult
Callmelili: Okay idfx
Themooserapist: Everyone is depressed
Callmelili: I don’t care stop
Themooserapist: That isn’t a factor
Callmelili: Mmkkk
Callmelili: Idccc
Themooserapist: Excuses just like the rest of your cowardly ilk
Mxangel: Moose, shut it
Callmelili: I’m not a coward
Callmelili: Logan’s a coward
Callmelili: I’m still here
Callmelili: He isnt
Callmelili: He’s in the same grade as me surprisingly
(anon): logay
(anon): xd
(anon): send titty pic
Themooserapist: You need conditioning. When I was 14 I was already well bullied and had figured out how to beat them
Daughter: shut up jimmy
Themooserapist: The idea of my emotions being able to cripple me would have been a joke at 14
(anon): e
Callmelili: Fuck
Themooserapist: Bullies had beat that out of me
Themooserapist: You are soft and weak
Daughter: no u
Callmelili: I’m not
Themooserapist: It’ll end badly
Callmelili: No it won’t
Callmelili: I have a great life
Callmelili: I have great grades
Callmelili: I have friends
Themooserapist: Great tits that everyone sees
Callmelili: I have a bf
Themooserapist: Future stripper
Callmelili: Nope
Themooserapist: Maybe truck stop waitress
Callmelili: No one likes them d
Callmelili: They hate em
Daughter: shut up u rapist
Daughter: ur gay
Themooserapist: No I am whatever the word is for a moose rapist fetishist
Daughter: just like my dad
Themooserapist: Don’t kink shame me
Daughter: no
Daughter: ill kink your dink
Themooserapist: So prejudiced ima get you cancelled for your bigotry towards the moose sodomizing community
Daughter: im already cancelled so idc
Themooserapist: Super cancelled then super super cancelled if you even log onto Twitter your phone will grow arms and strangle you
Themooserapist: Or Snapchat or whatever retarded teens use
Daughter: my phone is locked in my parents closet so idc
Daughter: i'm immune
Themooserapist: Lol good for your parents
Callmelili: I got thinner
Themooserapist: Thinner is better
Themooserapist: Fat is ugly
Daughter: ur ugly
Callmelili: Pimp-
Daughter: my ride
Callmelili: I feel like Logan’s watching me and it’s scarin me
Themooserapist: All this fat acceptance stuff is retarded fat is gross and unhealthy
Mxangel: Moose, you are acting more childish than the actual child
Themooserapist: Being fat is a symptom of mental illness
(anon): lmao
Callmelili: It isnt honey
Callmelili: U are
Themooserapist: Unless there is a famine in the horizon you shouldn’t be fat
Themooserapist: No rational reason for it
Daughter: im a symptom of mental illness
Daughter: and ill kill u
Themooserapist: It means you lack willpower with regards to food
Mxangel: Nope
Mxangel: Sometimes it's just genetics
Themooserapist: It’s a weakness in your character that must be expunged
Mxangel: No it isn't
Callmelili: Three agains one dipshit fuck off toxic 12 year old
Callmelili: U probably play fortnite
Mxangel: Weight doesn't really affect health unless you're REALLY overweight
Themooserapist: All who claim otherwise are either far themselves or pussies who support anything
Themooserapist: Fat = ugly unhealthy and bad
Mxangel: Like raping moose?
Callmelili: Oh hon ur a pimp
Themooserapist: They know what they did, the moose
Mxangel: No
Daughter: mate do ur lips ever stop flapping? jesus h. christ
Themooserapist: And it keeps me fit
Mxangel: Big is beautiful
Themooserapist: Big is fat and fat is gross
Mxangel: You don't have to be thin to be healthy
Callmelili: Ty angel
(anon): Big balls are beautiful
Themooserapist: Giant piles of redundant protoplasm
Themooserapist: The FUPA oh god the FUPA
Themooserapist: Gags
Callmelili: Ur just gross
Mxangel: You're supposed to gain weight when you're older anyway
Callmelili: I’m tall I need kt
Themooserapist: I will say this about fat chicks tho
Themooserapist: They try harder in bed
Themooserapist: Hot chicks often are princesses and lay there fat chicks put the work in
Themooserapist: Just imagine the hot chick while you are fucking the fat one
Callmelili: Dtfu
Themooserapist: What that’s how guys think lol
Callmelili: Use a civrator
Callmelili: VIRGIN
(anon): breuh
Callmelili: Lol
Mxangel: Nah only some guys think like that
Callmelili: I need to wax
Themooserapist: Fat chicks are good practice for your main girl whenever she shows up
Themooserapist: You’ll appreciate her not having a FUPA too that shut is gross
Themooserapist: Obviously the one you marry won’t be an obese food addict
Blue_jollyrancher: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(anon): e
Daughter: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Mxangel: Not all fat people are obese
Themooserapist: I hope Logan is writing all this down this is the education his father didn’t give him about bitches
Mxangel: Some people are just a little chubby
Mxangel: In any case, size doesn't matter
Daughter: logan doesn't need bitches cause he is the bitch
Mxangel: Big women are beautiful
Mxangel: And so are skinny women
Daughter: ^^
Themooserapist: Big women are ok to a point
Themooserapist: That point is the FUPA
Themooserapist: Baaaaaaarrrrrrfffff
Mxangel: You don't need to any particular body type to be beautiful
Callmelili: Dtfu
Mxangel: Fupa isn't bad
Themooserapist: Yeah you just need to not have gross folds of fat covering your genitals
Themooserapist: FUPA is gross buckets
Callmelili: It isnt
Mxangel: ^
Daughter: stfu, i have gross folds of deez nuts
Blue_jollyrancher: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(anon): e
Themooserapist: You ever lift up a bitches FUPA to get at the snatch and a goddamn candy bar wrapper is under that shit in the fold?
Themooserapist: Like try to convince me you stayed hard after lolol
Daughter: mate what kinda girls are you fucking
Mxangel: Anyways, I'm done talking to moose. The guy cares about one thing, and one thing only. No point trying to argue with someone who likes to rape
Callmelili: Pp
Themooserapist: Only moose
Daughter: true
Mxangel: None, he only fucks moose
Themooserapist: I don’t rape people that’s illegal
Themooserapist: Also immoral
Themooserapist: Also way easier
Themooserapist: Also boring
Daughter: also im gay
Mxangel: That's the problem. He doesn't even know what it's like to be with a woman. He only knows what it's like to rape moose
Themooserapist: How hard is it to rape a bitch now? They walk around oblivious with headphones on looking at their damn phones
Callmelili: Oop
Themooserapist: If I was a human rapist I would be in Heaven
Daughter: the meese molester
Daughter: owo
Themooserapist: Human bitches are so easy there is no fun
Greg_heffley: idk what I came back to but im afraid ow
Greg_heffley: (now
Daughter: welcome gregory
Blue_jollyrancher: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Daughter: welcome to hell
Greg_heffley: why are we screaming
Daughter: join us gregory
Daughter: join us
Greg_heffley: no
Daughter: ok
Blue_jollyrancher: My mind is melting
Greg_heffley: why
Daughter: y
Mxangel: Human women also have tasers, pepper spray, brass knuckles, guns, and muscle
Mxangel: So no. I don't recommend trying anythin like that
Daughter: ye
Themooserapist: They too dumb to use those things they looking at they phone with headphones in
Daughter: fair enough
Mxangel: They can call the cops
Themooserapist: They literally cut off all their senses they need to use to see a motherfucker like me coming
Themooserapist: Not with my dick up their ass they can’t
Blue_jollyrancher: The routine is melting my brain slowly
Greg_heffley: same here, the day-in day-out repetition of school is boring
Mxangel: Then they can go to the cops after
Daughter: life is horribly boring innit
Mxangel: Get a rape kit and get DNA from the sperm
Greg_heffley: school is fuckin' boring mainly
Mxangel: Then they'd find you
Blue_jollyrancher: I can't remember some events of the pass few days
(anon): sheeeshhhh
Mxangel: And you would be in for absolute hell
(anon): e
Greg_heffley: oof
Mxangel: Tbh same
Greg_heffley: I mean I know that repetition can cause memory loss but damn
Daughter: i cant remember my name
Blue_jollyrancher: I have never had the best memory but it's mind numbing
Daughter: i think its ernest or some shit
Greg_heffley: I mean I can barely remember what I had for lunch today
Daughter: idk ive had multiple strokes
Themooserapist: My memory is a marvel
(anon): the workings of my mind are an enigma
Daughter: the inner machinations of my mind are autistic
Themooserapist: Same here so what it’s a big spectrum
Blue_jollyrancher: It makes me question what's real in my head and what's not real
(anon): Take your schizophrenia pills
Themooserapist: That’s a good question to have
Daughter: i like eggs *autistic noise*
Themooserapist: It shows depth
Greg_heffley: I mean, Reality can be strange sometimes
Daughter: stranger than fiction
Themooserapist: Most people never question their own perceptions or subconscious
Greg_heffley: Especially when you factor in the ability for the human mind to manufacture memories
Themooserapist: We also don’t like to dwell on how our own minds deceive us
Greg_heffley: The Human Mind is a very unique thing, but its easy to fool
Blue_jollyrancher: Very...
Themooserapist: Even though logically this should be a thing upon which we all dwell
Daughter: how did we go from talking about rape to philosophy of the human condition
Greg_heffley: its far too easy to make up false memories, or hell your brain can even hardwire sounds and sights its not even seeing or hearing
Themooserapist: The ones who do are the smart ones
Themooserapist: Well moose rape let’s be specific lol
Greg_heffley: eh thats CAH chat for you
Greg_heffley: Normal conversation > Moose rape > Memory loss > Human mental condition and how the mind can trick itself
(anon): Philosophical rape
Blue_jollyrancher: I just wanna know what's real in my head
Greg_heffley: Honestly, I can't really tell you much, Hell half the time I forget what is and isn't real when I Step off my medications
(anon): ewww
(anon): pill popper smh
Blue_jollyrancher: I don't have meds
Themooserapist: Well the voice telling you to kill the babysitter is 100% real Blue
Themooserapist: I would do as it says
Greg_heffley: I do and they suck
Blue_jollyrancher: I don't have a babysitter
Themooserapist: Get one
Themooserapist: Lol
Daughter: the walls are melting
Blue_jollyrancher: Too old for one
Daughter: i can hear satans voice
Greg_heffley: My lungs a wheezin' My hearts a siezin' the fuckin... walls are melting
Blue_jollyrancher: I want to burn the itch in my throat
Themooserapist: Does it sound like my voice
Greg_heffley: I CAN HEAR SATANS VOICE! HES TELLING ME TO... INVEST IN APPLE, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
Themooserapist: Satan is a liar lol
Greg_heffley: WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO INVEST IN APPLE
Daughter: why does satan want me to buy apples
(anon): breuh
Daughter: mum come pick me up im scared
Greg_heffley: honestly the only thing I wanna burn is Puro, I don't condone arson but in this one specific case im ok with it
(anon): wtf
Blue_jollyrancher: Not right now please
Greg_heffley: awhhh, alright
Themooserapist: I’d never murder another human being in cold blood…. But I’d watch
(anon): smh
Blue_jollyrancher: Moose look at one man one jar
(anon): 1 man 1 horse
(anon): owo
Themooserapist: Pants might get tight while I watch
Themooserapist: Might get my juices flowing
Greg_heffley: anyways, anything interesting happen to anyone today
Themooserapist: No but I made interesting things happen to others
Greg_heffley: oh boy
Blue_jollyrancher: We talked about how the school system is corrupt in English
Greg_heffley: Hell yeah it is
Daughter: i got called a tosser at period 2 math class
Blue_jollyrancher: And we want to go remote
Greg_heffley: Remote learning is fun
Themooserapist: One of my coworkers left me all his extra portal shit to do again so I dimed him out and now he hates me
Greg_heffley: you can fuck off all class so long as you stay at the camera
Themooserapist: Fuck him
Blue_jollyrancher: Minecraft in history
Greg_heffley: Lmao
Greg_heffley: I mean I got caught playing "You know what" During science and had a rather... interesting talk with my science teacher about semi-humanoid liquid anomalies and how they would retain their shape
Blue_jollyrancher: Did that last year sat on my couch and played Minecraft in Spanish one
Greg_heffley: Honestly imma take germany when I get into taking a language class
Greg_heffley: *German
(anon): germany langauge smh
Callmelili: F
Blue_jollyrancher: Nice
Greg_heffley: yeah, German is a VERY commanding language to people who don't speak it
Daughter: i know someone whod like that
Blue_jollyrancher: I want to learn that myself
Greg_heffley: only issue is that the German teacher is homophobic and just a general stuck-up betty bitchy
Themooserapist: Better than French I can’t believe I graduated uni with french as my language I didn’t speak a lick
Blue_jollyrancher: That's why you should also learn Latin
Daughter: eat her
Greg_heffley: we don't have a latin
Greg_heffley: closest thing is Spanish and its taught by ms Betty bitchy
Themooserapist: Wish I had learned Latin although English is Germanic not Latinate
Blue_jollyrancher: We don't either
Blue_jollyrancher: Gotta go somewhere rq I'll be back
Greg_heffley: alright
Daughter: cya hon
Daughter: dont get raped by a moose rapist
(anon): breuh
Themooserapist: Well unless you dressing like a moose….
Daughter: or a general rapist
(anon): e
Blue_jollyrancher: I was almost a few months ago
(anon): elaborate
Blue_jollyrancher: Almost raped a few months ago
Themooserapist: Almost don’t count except in horseshoes and hand grenades
(anon): u almost raped one man?
Blue_jollyrancher: No
Daughter: awful
Themooserapist: I don’t call me almost raping a moose success I call that a failure
(anon): wut df happned then
Blue_jollyrancher: Man almost raped me
Themooserapist: Moose either got raped or it didn’t
Daughter: who was it? asking for a friend
Themooserapist: Can’t be no schrodingers moose
Daughter: a friend whos a hired gun
Blue_jollyrancher: Random mf in a mall
(anon): oh no
Daughter: ok im gonna blow up the mall then
Daughter: cheers
Blue_jollyrancher: No
Daughter: aw ok
Themooserapist: Why she didn’t get raped
Blue_jollyrancher: My library is there
(anon): she wasnt a moose
(anon): smh
Daughter: sorry
Themooserapist: Well I’d rather listen to a story where you either got raped or killed the rapist tbh
Themooserapist: Either would be more interesting than this shit
Daughter: shut the fuck
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): E
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
57,722
Laogmomonga
kaaaola
Themooserapist: Baaaaaaarrrrrrfffff
Mxangel: You don't need to any particular body type to be beautiful
Callmelili: Dtfu
Mxangel: Fupa isn't bad
Themooserapist: Yeah you just need to not have gross folds of fat covering your genitals
Themooserapist: FUPA is gross buckets
Callmelili: It isnt
Mxangel: ^
Daughter: stfu, i have gross folds of deez nuts
Blue_jollyrancher: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(anon): e
Themooserapist: You ever lift up a bitches FUPA to get at the snatch and a goddamn candy bar wrapper is under that shit in the fold?
Themooserapist: Like try to convince me you stayed hard after lolol
Daughter: mate what kinda girls are you fucking
Mxangel: Anyways, I'm done talking to moose. The guy cares about one thing, and one thing only. No point trying to argue with someone who likes to rape
Callmelili: Pp
Themooserapist: Only moose
Daughter: true
Mxangel: None, he only fucks moose
Themooserapist: I don’t rape people that’s illegal
Themooserapist: Also immoral
Themooserapist: Also way easier
Themooserapist: Also boring
Daughter: also im gay
Mxangel: That's the problem. He doesn't even know what it's like to be with a woman. He only knows what it's like to rape moose
Themooserapist: How hard is it to rape a bitch now? They walk around oblivious with headphones on looking at their damn phones
Callmelili: Oop
Themooserapist: If I was a human rapist I would be in Heaven
Daughter: the meese molester
Daughter: owo
Themooserapist: Human bitches are so easy there is no fun
Greg_heffley: idk what I came back to but im afraid ow
Greg_heffley: (now
Daughter: welcome gregory
Blue_jollyrancher: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Daughter: welcome to hell
Greg_heffley: why are we screaming
Daughter: join us gregory
Daughter: join us
Greg_heffley: no
Daughter: ok
Blue_jollyrancher: My mind is melting
Greg_heffley: why
Daughter: y
Mxangel: Human women also have tasers, pepper spray, brass knuckles, guns, and muscle
Mxangel: So no. I don't recommend trying anythin like that
Daughter: ye
Themooserapist: They too dumb to use those things they looking at they phone with headphones in
Daughter: fair enough
Mxangel: They can call the cops
Themooserapist: They literally cut off all their senses they need to use to see a motherfucker like me coming
Themooserapist: Not with my dick up their ass they can’t
Blue_jollyrancher: The routine is melting my brain slowly
Greg_heffley: same here, the day-in day-out repetition of school is boring
Mxangel: Then they can go to the cops after
Daughter: life is horribly boring innit
Mxangel: Get a rape kit and get DNA from the sperm
Greg_heffley: school is fuckin' boring mainly
Mxangel: Then they'd find you
Blue_jollyrancher: I can't remember some events of the pass few days
(anon): sheeeshhhh
Mxangel: And you would be in for absolute hell
(anon): e
Greg_heffley: oof
Mxangel: Tbh same
Greg_heffley: I mean I know that repetition can cause memory loss but damn
Daughter: i cant remember my name
Blue_jollyrancher: I have never had the best memory but it's mind numbing
Daughter: i think its ernest or some shit
Greg_heffley: I mean I can barely remember what I had for lunch today
Daughter: idk ive had multiple strokes
Themooserapist: My memory is a marvel
(anon): the workings of my mind are an enigma
Daughter: the inner machinations of my mind are autistic
Themooserapist: Same here so what it’s a big spectrum
Blue_jollyrancher: It makes me question what's real in my head and what's not real
(anon): Take your schizophrenia pills
Themooserapist: That’s a good question to have
Daughter: i like eggs *autistic noise*
Themooserapist: It shows depth
Greg_heffley: I mean, Reality can be strange sometimes
Daughter: stranger than fiction
Themooserapist: Most people never question their own perceptions or subconscious
Greg_heffley: Especially when you factor in the ability for the human mind to manufacture memories
Themooserapist: We also don’t like to dwell on how our own minds deceive us
Greg_heffley: The Human Mind is a very unique thing, but its easy to fool
Blue_jollyrancher: Very...
Themooserapist: Even though logically this should be a thing upon which we all dwell
Daughter: how did we go from talking about rape to philosophy of the human condition
Greg_heffley: its far too easy to make up false memories, or hell your brain can even hardwire sounds and sights its not even seeing or hearing
Themooserapist: The ones who do are the smart ones
Themooserapist: Well moose rape let’s be specific lol
Greg_heffley: eh thats CAH chat for you
Greg_heffley: Normal conversation > Moose rape > Memory loss > Human mental condition and how the mind can trick itself
(anon): Philosophical rape
Blue_jollyrancher: I just wanna know what's real in my head
Greg_heffley: Honestly, I can't really tell you much, Hell half the time I forget what is and isn't real when I Step off my medications
(anon): ewww
(anon): pill popper smh
Blue_jollyrancher: I don't have meds
Themooserapist: Well the voice telling you to kill the babysitter is 100% real Blue
Themooserapist: I would do as it says
Greg_heffley: I do and they suck
Blue_jollyrancher: I don't have a babysitter
Themooserapist: Get one
Themooserapist: Lol
Daughter: the walls are melting
Blue_jollyrancher: Too old for one
Daughter: i can hear satans voice
Greg_heffley: My lungs a wheezin' My hearts a siezin' the fuckin... walls are melting
Blue_jollyrancher: I want to burn the itch in my throat
Themooserapist: Does it sound like my voice
Greg_heffley: I CAN HEAR SATANS VOICE! HES TELLING ME TO... INVEST IN APPLE, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
Themooserapist: Satan is a liar lol
Greg_heffley: WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO INVEST IN APPLE
Daughter: why does satan want me to buy apples
(anon): breuh
Daughter: mum come pick me up im scared
Greg_heffley: honestly the only thing I wanna burn is Puro, I don't condone arson but in this one specific case im ok with it
(anon): wtf
Blue_jollyrancher: Not right now please
Greg_heffley: awhhh, alright
Themooserapist: I’d never murder another human being in cold blood…. But I’d watch
(anon): smh
Blue_jollyrancher: Moose look at one man one jar
(anon): 1 man 1 horse
(anon): owo
Themooserapist: Pants might get tight while I watch
Themooserapist: Might get my juices flowing
Greg_heffley: anyways, anything interesting happen to anyone today
Themooserapist: No but I made interesting things happen to others
Greg_heffley: oh boy
Blue_jollyrancher: We talked about how the school system is corrupt in English
Greg_heffley: Hell yeah it is
Daughter: i got called a tosser at period 2 math class
Blue_jollyrancher: And we want to go remote
Greg_heffley: Remote learning is fun
Themooserapist: One of my coworkers left me all his extra portal shit to do again so I dimed him out and now he hates me
Greg_heffley: you can fuck off all class so long as you stay at the camera
Themooserapist: Fuck him
Blue_jollyrancher: Minecraft in history
Greg_heffley: Lmao
Greg_heffley: I mean I got caught playing "You know what" During science and had a rather... interesting talk with my science teacher about semi-humanoid liquid anomalies and how they would retain their shape
Blue_jollyrancher: Did that last year sat on my couch and played Minecraft in Spanish one
Greg_heffley: Honestly imma take germany when I get into taking a language class
Greg_heffley: *German
(anon): germany langauge smh
Callmelili: F
Blue_jollyrancher: Nice
Greg_heffley: yeah, German is a VERY commanding language to people who don't speak it
Daughter: i know someone whod like that
Blue_jollyrancher: I want to learn that myself
Greg_heffley: only issue is that the German teacher is homophobic and just a general stuck-up betty bitchy
Themooserapist: Better than French I can’t believe I graduated uni with french as my language I didn’t speak a lick
Blue_jollyrancher: That's why you should also learn Latin
Daughter: eat her
Greg_heffley: we don't have a latin
Greg_heffley: closest thing is Spanish and its taught by ms Betty bitchy
Themooserapist: Wish I had learned Latin although English is Germanic not Latinate
Blue_jollyrancher: We don't either
Blue_jollyrancher: Gotta go somewhere rq I'll be back
Greg_heffley: alright
Daughter: cya hon
Daughter: dont get raped by a moose rapist
(anon): breuh
Themooserapist: Well unless you dressing like a moose….
Daughter: or a general rapist
(anon): e
Blue_jollyrancher: I was almost a few months ago
(anon): elaborate
Blue_jollyrancher: Almost raped a few months ago
Themooserapist: Almost don’t count except in horseshoes and hand grenades
(anon): u almost raped one man?
Blue_jollyrancher: No
Daughter: awful
Themooserapist: I don’t call me almost raping a moose success I call that a failure
(anon): wut df happned then
Blue_jollyrancher: Man almost raped me
Themooserapist: Moose either got raped or it didn’t
Daughter: who was it? asking for a friend
Themooserapist: Can’t be no schrodingers moose
Daughter: a friend whos a hired gun
Blue_jollyrancher: Random mf in a mall
(anon): oh no
Daughter: ok im gonna blow up the mall then
Daughter: cheers
Blue_jollyrancher: No
Daughter: aw ok
Themooserapist: Why she didn’t get raped
Blue_jollyrancher: My library is there
(anon): she wasnt a moose
(anon): smh
Daughter: sorry
Themooserapist: Well I’d rather listen to a story where you either got raped or killed the rapist tbh
Themooserapist: Either would be more interesting than this shit
Daughter: shut the fuck
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): E
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): Ee
Themooserapist: Just saying a story where something almost happened to you is lame lotsa shit almost happened to me except for that I got eyes connected to my brain and my legs work so I fucking ran
Themooserapist: I presume that I outran a few stabbing a who knows lol
Themooserapist: I didn’t ask
Themooserapist: Wow one of my coworkers just got so triggered by the group chat that he logged off sick
(anon): smh
Themooserapist: Wasn’t me either wow he got dogged so hard by all the women
Themooserapist: Including his supervisor and all in public Teams chat wow
Themooserapist: My work is a gong show lol
(anon): "Uranium Glass" sounds dangerous
Landon010: Guess whos back
Landon010: back again
Themooserapist: Barf, I just saw a fat girl walk by my apartment in tight clothing
Themooserapist: Why do people not dress for their body shape WHY???
Landon010: noice
Themooserapist: Ugh she was a mess
Landon010: should have through a borrito at her
Themooserapist: Like she needs more food lol
Themooserapist: Should have thrown a treadmill
Themooserapist: She better be careful she dress up like a moose for halloween she could pull it off and I might get in trouble
Themooserapist: I dunno how I would explain to the police that I wasn’t trying to rape a woman I was trying to rape a moose
Themooserapist: Obviously I would stop once I figured out she wasn’t a giant hairy smelly moose but just some fat broad but it might take awhile
Themooserapist: Seen some of these women today omg
Themooserapist: I wouldn’t even know where to look for a vagina it’s all folds
Themooserapist: And the FUPA is the thing that hits the wall first not the nose or tits and oh god you have to touch that obscenity to get at the vag
Themooserapist: Ok ima go barf now
Callmelili: Cum
Blue_jollyrancher: My throat hurts like a mf
Callmelili: Is this a 6 pack
Callmelili: https://www.instagram.com/loganplayz4982/p/CV80b6Fv0uE/?utm_medium=copy_link
Blue_jollyrancher: Eewwww
Callmelili: Yea
Callmelili: That’s logan
Blue_jollyrancher: I like chub not abs
(anon): smh
Landon010: IM BACK
Landon010: the long shlong
Blue_jollyrancher: Wdym snh
Blue_jollyrancher: *smh
(anon): bruv
(anon): bruh moment
Blue_jollyrancher: Why
(anon): it just is ok
Blue_jollyrancher: I like chub
(anon): poggurs
Landon010: ok NOW im back
Landon010: so whats up everyone
Callmelili: https://www.instagram.com/p/CVwU7JALmPE/?utm_medium=copy_link
Callmelili: https://www.instagram.com/p/CVtZmsHJ_Wv/?utm_medium=copy_link
Landon010: what is that? i cant see it
(anon): its u dumbfuk
(anon): smh
Landon010: ...?
(anon): smhhh
Callmelili: https://www.instagram.com/p/CUxC0KpFnRz/?utm_medium=copy_link
Landon010: WHAT IS IT I CANT SEE IT
Callmelili: https://www.instagram.com/p/CTstYBFp3nH/?utm_medium=copy_link
Landon010: anyways is the fighting over?
Callmelili: https://www.instagram.com/p/CTr3v9uLkmj/?utm_medium=copy_link
Callmelili: SHADE
Landon010: shade?
Landon010: wdym
Callmelili: https://www.instagram.com/p/CUdR3h2lyIR/?utm_medium=copy_link
Callmelili: TEHRE
Landon010: i cant see it
Landon010: but is the fighting over? what happened when i left?
Callmelili: Ik click on it
Callmelili: Moose called me fat and said rude shit
Landon010: oh ok....anythin else
Paolino: In che senso
Landon010: no hablo espanol
Landon010: but what are you gonna do about logan?
Callmelili: DUDE PROOF LOGANS RACIST
Landon010: 0-o
Landon010: what are you gonna do about logan?
Callmelili: I MEAN A HOMOPHOBE
Callmelili: https://i.postimg.cc/cLVc0N9W/9974-D1-F4-E972-462-C-AF56-40-B5123-C58-A3.jpg
Callmelili: LOL OOPS
Landon010: where do u get this stuff
Callmelili: His old acc
Landon010: ok....
Landon010: so are u officoaly over him?
(anon): poggurs
Landon010: so i guess you still want him... i just dont understand why he cheated.... on you or shell. did yall just not sufist him?
Callmelili: I’m mean
Callmelili: But he’s mean
Landon010: isnt everyone mean?
Landon010: in there own way i mean
Callmelili: He’s worse
Landon010: why he cheat on shell
Landon010: ig you dont even know
Landon010: so what now?
Landon010: everyone left
Landon010: anyone?
Greg_heffley: History is fuckin' boring
Callmelili: Okay lan
Callmelili: I know where Logan goes to shcool
Koda: hi
Callmelili: Hey
Koda: hru
Callmelili: I’m great
Koda: thats good.
Koda: wyd
Blue_jollyrancher: So funny thing I might have covid
Greg_heffley: uh oh
(anon): smhh
Blue_jollyrancher: Yeahhhh
Koda: that sucks
Greg_heffley: What makes you say that?
Blue_jollyrancher: Well my friend was pulled out of class and I got a message say she got COVID
Greg_heffley: Ohhhh
Callmelili: Ooh fuck
Koda: fuck me?
(anon): lmao that sux
Callmelili: I mean if u want
Blue_jollyrancher: Dino might be home for two weeks
Callmelili: How the fuck did I find this
(anon): 'ey 2 weeks free vacation
Koda: i meaaaaaan..
Koda: bends over~
(anon): AYO
Landon010: 0-0
Landon010: wut
Callmelili: OwO
Landon010: no
Blue_jollyrancher: Its so fucking hot
Landon010: i gtg ill ttyl
Callmelili: *slaps Landon’s ass*
Landon010: no
Koda: lol
Landon010: no
Landon010: no
Callmelili: HAHAHAAHAH
Landon010: no
Callmelili: JKKK
Callmelili: Hey lan
Landon010: ye
Callmelili: See you in Alabama~
Koda: welp
Landon010: 0-0
Koda: ima go
Koda: bye guyssssss
Blue_jollyrancher: Bye
Landon010: oh no
Landon010: why you comin down here?
Callmelili: Idk
Callmelili: To smack ur ass
Landon010: -_-
Landon010: na other way around
Callmelili: OwO
Callmelili: Daddy
Themooserapist: Done barfing oh man fat girls are gross
Blue_jollyrancher: I want to roll in the snow
Callmelili: Shut up ye cunt
Landon010: today was a trip
Themooserapist: Just the worst when they wear tight clothing gag
Landon010: bsides that
Landon010: hey i just looked it up and im above average!! LESS GO
Blue_jollyrancher: Its 40 degrees out how is it so hot
Landon010: you prob have ED
Blue_jollyrancher: ED?
Callmelili: Wtf did I find
Landon010: Erictile disfunction
Landon010: whjat did u find?
Callmelili: Logan’s school
Blue_jollyrancher: I'm a girl Landon
Callmelili: LOL
Landon010: ofc not supprised
Landon010: oh i forgot blue
Landon010: bassicaly not good pp
Landon010: if it has that curve
Blue_jollyrancher: Nah but I got dobule D's
Themooserapist: Fat
Blue_jollyrancher: Titties
Landon010: were goin to hell for sure
Landon010: milkers bassicaly
Blue_jollyrancher: Guess so
Landon010: yea
Callmelili: We are
Callmelili: XD
Landon010: we could have more fun there tho
Callmelili: Raping hitler
Themooserapist: Hell don’t exist you buncha dorks
Themooserapist: No heaven either might as well tip than bandaid off now
Callmelili: Wtf is ur issue
Landon010: i gtg ill talk to yall tommrow had fun
Themooserapist: What you some dumbass Christian?
Ogreclub: chat dead?
Blue_jollyrancher: Bye land
Jadduck: praise Jubus
Ogreclub: nvm
Jadduck: or Jebus
Themooserapist: Only morons believe in religion
57,722
Laogmomonga
kaaaola
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): e
(anon): Ee
Themooserapist: Just saying a story where something almost happened to you is lame lotsa shit almost happened to me except for that I got eyes connected to my brain and my legs work so I fucking ran
Themooserapist: I presume that I outran a few stabbing a who knows lol
Themooserapist: I didn’t ask
Themooserapist: Wow one of my coworkers just got so triggered by the group chat that he logged off sick
(anon): smh
Themooserapist: Wasn’t me either wow he got dogged so hard by all the women
Themooserapist: Including his supervisor and all in public Teams chat wow
Themooserapist: My work is a gong show lol
(anon): "Uranium Glass" sounds dangerous
Landon010: Guess whos back
Landon010: back again
Themooserapist: Barf, I just saw a fat girl walk by my apartment in tight clothing
Themooserapist: Why do people not dress for their body shape WHY???
Landon010: noice
Themooserapist: Ugh she was a mess
Landon010: should have through a borrito at her
Themooserapist: Like she needs more food lol
Themooserapist: Should have thrown a treadmill
Themooserapist: She better be careful she dress up like a moose for halloween she could pull it off and I might get in trouble
Themooserapist: I dunno how I would explain to the police that I wasn’t trying to rape a woman I was trying to rape a moose
Themooserapist: Obviously I would stop once I figured out she wasn’t a giant hairy smelly moose but just some fat broad but it might take awhile
Themooserapist: Seen some of these women today omg
Themooserapist: I wouldn’t even know where to look for a vagina it’s all folds
Themooserapist: And the FUPA is the thing that hits the wall first not the nose or tits and oh god you have to touch that obscenity to get at the vag
Themooserapist: Ok ima go barf now
Callmelili: Cum
Blue_jollyrancher: My throat hurts like a mf
Callmelili: Is this a 6 pack
Callmelili: https://www.instagram.com/loganplayz4982/p/CV80b6Fv0uE/?utm_medium=copy_link
Blue_jollyrancher: Eewwww
Callmelili: Yea
Callmelili: That’s logan
Blue_jollyrancher: I like chub not abs
(anon): smh
Landon010: IM BACK
Landon010: the long shlong
Blue_jollyrancher: Wdym snh
Blue_jollyrancher: *smh
(anon): bruv
(anon): bruh moment
Blue_jollyrancher: Why
(anon): it just is ok
Blue_jollyrancher: I like chub
(anon): poggurs
Landon010: ok NOW im back
Landon010: so whats up everyone
Callmelili: https://www.instagram.com/p/CVwU7JALmPE/?utm_medium=copy_link
Callmelili: https://www.instagram.com/p/CVtZmsHJ_Wv/?utm_medium=copy_link
Landon010: what is that? i cant see it
(anon): its u dumbfuk
(anon): smh
Landon010: ...?
(anon): smhhh
Callmelili: https://www.instagram.com/p/CUxC0KpFnRz/?utm_medium=copy_link
Landon010: WHAT IS IT I CANT SEE IT
Callmelili: https://www.instagram.com/p/CTstYBFp3nH/?utm_medium=copy_link
Landon010: anyways is the fighting over?
Callmelili: https://www.instagram.com/p/CTr3v9uLkmj/?utm_medium=copy_link
Callmelili: SHADE
Landon010: shade?
Landon010: wdym
Callmelili: https://www.instagram.com/p/CUdR3h2lyIR/?utm_medium=copy_link
Callmelili: TEHRE
Landon010: i cant see it
Landon010: but is the fighting over? what happened when i left?
Callmelili: Ik click on it
Callmelili: Moose called me fat and said rude shit
Landon010: oh ok....anythin else
Paolino: In che senso
Landon010: no hablo espanol
Landon010: but what are you gonna do about logan?
Callmelili: DUDE PROOF LOGANS RACIST
Landon010: 0-o
Landon010: what are you gonna do about logan?
Callmelili: I MEAN A HOMOPHOBE
Callmelili: https://i.postimg.cc/cLVc0N9W/9974-D1-F4-E972-462-C-AF56-40-B5123-C58-A3.jpg
Callmelili: LOL OOPS
Landon010: where do u get this stuff
Callmelili: His old acc
Landon010: ok....
Landon010: so are u officoaly over him?
(anon): poggurs
Landon010: so i guess you still want him... i just dont understand why he cheated.... on you or shell. did yall just not sufist him?
Callmelili: I’m mean
Callmelili: But he’s mean
Landon010: isnt everyone mean?
Landon010: in there own way i mean
Callmelili: He’s worse
Landon010: why he cheat on shell
Landon010: ig you dont even know
Landon010: so what now?
Landon010: everyone left
Landon010: anyone?
Greg_heffley: History is fuckin' boring
Callmelili: Okay lan
Callmelili: I know where Logan goes to shcool
Koda: hi
Callmelili: Hey
Koda: hru
Callmelili: I’m great
Koda: thats good.
Koda: wyd
Blue_jollyrancher: So funny thing I might have covid
Greg_heffley: uh oh
(anon): smhh
Blue_jollyrancher: Yeahhhh
Koda: that sucks
Greg_heffley: What makes you say that?
Blue_jollyrancher: Well my friend was pulled out of class and I got a message say she got COVID
Greg_heffley: Ohhhh
Callmelili: Ooh fuck
Koda: fuck me?
(anon): lmao that sux
Callmelili: I mean if u want
Blue_jollyrancher: Dino might be home for two weeks
Callmelili: How the fuck did I find this
(anon): 'ey 2 weeks free vacation
Koda: i meaaaaaan..
Koda: bends over~
(anon): AYO
Landon010: 0-0
Landon010: wut
Callmelili: OwO
Landon010: no
Blue_jollyrancher: Its so fucking hot
Landon010: i gtg ill ttyl
Callmelili: *slaps Landon’s ass*
Landon010: no
Koda: lol
Landon010: no
Landon010: no
Callmelili: HAHAHAAHAH
Landon010: no
Callmelili: JKKK
Callmelili: Hey lan
Landon010: ye
Callmelili: See you in Alabama~
Koda: welp
Landon010: 0-0
Koda: ima go
Koda: bye guyssssss
Blue_jollyrancher: Bye
Landon010: oh no
Landon010: why you comin down here?
Callmelili: Idk
Callmelili: To smack ur ass
Landon010: -_-
Landon010: na other way around
Callmelili: OwO
Callmelili: Daddy
Themooserapist: Done barfing oh man fat girls are gross
Blue_jollyrancher: I want to roll in the snow
Callmelili: Shut up ye cunt
Landon010: today was a trip
Themooserapist: Just the worst when they wear tight clothing gag
Landon010: bsides that
Landon010: hey i just looked it up and im above average!! LESS GO
Blue_jollyrancher: Its 40 degrees out how is it so hot
Landon010: you prob have ED
Blue_jollyrancher: ED?
Callmelili: Wtf did I find
Landon010: Erictile disfunction
Landon010: whjat did u find?
Callmelili: Logan’s school
Blue_jollyrancher: I'm a girl Landon
Callmelili: LOL