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what's up dadyo when did you get back on twitter? haha
like 2 weeks ago and it's going as terribly as i remember, but deg is still hilarious so it's ok
literally never about that account, love it.
answer me this fellow apple peoples: how many times in the past year have you used the escape key?
about 50 times today. terminal vim user.
seems the major complaints so far are from vim users like yourself. im wondering how force quit is gonna work.
cmd+opt+esc is good but still available via menubar
there was a greasy kid at highline who was basically miles dipped in a bucket of ranch
i'm disgusted
he flashed us then we scored so he sadly put his shirt back on #fuckhighline
what a piece of shit
i killed a mouse today!
yay, you great hunter. ive killed lots of lizards and bugs but never a mouse.
i don't know what the mouse was thinking?? why come into a house with 2 ferocious felines??
and then that mouse had the nerve to try to eat our kibble! let this be a lesson fur all the other mousies!
what day are you coming to effie??
tomorrow
im leaving today once i get off work
make sure i have a bed and seat saved next to you!
avi hey boo
wassup shorty.
you're beautiful ma !
appreciate that shorty, you too.
does anyone have white spandex
yea
bet lemme borrow them
gotchu
what's going on fooly how u been doing
good wby
working other than that living life you kno how that goes
that's wassup
my take on new rule - doesn't go far enough. cup drivers will still dominate nxs. but happy they are out for chase races #smallvictories
and the dash for cash races too
yes - although most (or some) of those are stand-alones anyway
do you think this wouldve happened anyway if it was another driver stinkin it up like kyle has recently?
ernie lost a bit of my respect too, just when you think hey this white guy gets it.... nope
what did these niggas say
kennys black, not for him. then ernie joins in "i'd never, it's time to stand together we'll never be perfect so don't kneel"
kenny's wife is white on top of that. u not gonna tell me u put a flag over the color of your skin.
i'll be back cute in 2 weeks
u cute now
on the with irs
any hot chicks wanna let me touch their but today?
i got u
i havent groped that ass in a while i need dat
lmfao
so much to do before leaving for d.c. ahhh
i have stuff here
???
like if you forget to pack something
white girls singing about "niggers" stealing shouldn't have had to face any repercussions? .....
nope bc evidently it was 1) a famous vine they repeated 2) there was no malicious intent 3) it was all freaking jokes
they're not 5 year olds. them repeating what they heard isn't an excuse. it does not matter if there was malicious intent.
of every race say that word all the time to their friends. there should've been no repercussions, if there had to be then
okay so i know we've had our differences on pineapples on pizza in the past but there's something else that needs attention... eggnog
i fucks with coquito thoughhh. which is prob the same thing but who cares it sounds better lmao
what in the tits is a coquito
puerto rican eggnog shit is f i r e
just riding these ol dirt roads.
bitch.
k babe.
where you at
hate how y'all try to call me "fake gay" no.. trust & believe vagina is wonderful to me, but so is your father. *hint hint* idiots
yeah but some people don't like when you like dessert... they just want you to like the dinner
but just plain dinner is lame.. i like to have something sweet sometimes to. they get to eat what they want, why i can't?
whatever, i'm gonna uncork this bottle and have me a glass of wine..
just one?
naw...already on my 2nd glass lol
yeah! that sounds like the tracy in my timeline.
you are a crazy man trump, you speak without thinking what you are going to say. and your supporters are very racist.
dont you all het tired calling half of the country racist?
are you finish for the night?
yes. good night.
bad lighting fit selfies >
my selfies got bad lighting? lol
nah my lighting on my phone was all the way down lmao
rightttttt lmfao
you work thursday ?
yeah i do
awesome! i was thinking about spending some time there to work on my schedule. think there would be room for me?
yeah there should be room. usually the desks behind where i sit.
jordan's fucking retarded
i'll beat your ass
i'm waiting
i'm near the gym fight me pussy
happy birthday kid. read this in 8 hours
alright kiddo. 8 hours.
okay great. now you can scream all the thank you you want. wait there's no cake... keep it. give me my happy birthday back
i bought you a fudge brownie. it counts as cake.
i had the filthiest dream about one of my followers. filthy. like, i need to delete my account kind of filthy. it was that disgusting. smfh
i see
i think you are the bee's knees, but no. i can't even go along with this.
sooo.... did everyone on uapb campus tv's loose signal?
girl yeah.
well idk but mine did
my ls at the jbj said she did too
will you be at the phi delts friday???
is that their halloween party? if you go i could maybe make an appearance . i miss you!
yes it is and yes i am!
i coach till 9:30 but i could drive up!
today my professor said that painting comes too easy to me i'm like .... john... jonathan.... i've been working my ass off
what kind of..... what
honestly idk i mean i guess i get what he means like i procrastinate a lot n i should stop it was a roundabout way of saying it
ahh i got u
i want a pair of human race sneakers where can i find them
you bout to pay a arm for them shits
same price as a pair of yeezy?
if you lucky
what's the most futuristic toilet?
a sentient urinal that gives idle chit chat in a german accent while you pee. just spit balling here
where is the speaker?
within the cistern for authentic gargling voice fx. it always thanks you when ur done. eventually it becomes ur only friend.
lol my best friend at the time got cheated on, we wrote on the guys truck..he started chasing us, i tripped and broke my ankle #justmyluck
wtf
it was ridiculous and i drove with my foot hanging out the window all fucked up
when was this i'm so confused
.
i was thinking about that today and i got so sad
uh oh guess you have to come see snl again this season !!!
i'm coming back in january!
anybody wanna borrow a 20 month baby girl old for the day? bc i'm not dealing w her.
dito don't do her like that
i been ready to fight her since 5am she wouldn't go back to sleep but she sleep now so i'll keep her
dito that how i be with sofi when she gets up in the middle of the night and won't go back to sleep
i don't always drink on tuesday nights/wednesday mornings, but when i do... it's when i just worked from 8am to 2am.
work in the nightlife, there's no restrictions lol
we usually work 8am-5pm. we just stayed an extra 9 hours tonight
that sounds fucking terrible lol
i heard that snippet
unimpressed, huh?
to say the least
ya girl just ain't got the juice, no more.
ready to get in the deer stand already!
im going sunday just to see if anything comes out and to blast the hogs that have been on my shit
where's that lease at?
livingston
stormzy is the realest
what you know about stormzy? lol
ik hes the realest uk rapper
?
if somebody wants to play some of those ios 10 game things hmu
the what?
idk what they're called i just got ios 10 on my old phone and it's merely for whatever people have been playing?
ios 10 has been confusing af i still don't understand it all
on medium.
hope it's not a buncha articles on "boosting creativity" and why taking cold showers is great
it's (so far) a lot of stuff about bank culture, which is actually kind of interesting where my job is concerned.
only a hop skip & a jump from "why i quit my job at the fed to travel the world, and why you should too before it's too late"
someone stop me from biting my fucking nails dude ughhhhh
i bit my nails for 14 years straight and there's honestly no way to stop it. especially it it's a nervous habit which mine was
and i still pick and them and it takes every inch of my body to stop myself to this day but it's been a year and i'm so happy
it's definitely a nervous habit i've had since forever and i just can't ever stop myself like the minute i see them
wait, what, rko to kane?!?! #sdlive
kane has been very naughty as of late. he's holding randy back. thus, an rko was a suitable alternative.
"getting sick of your shit, kane" *rko outta nowhere*. sounds like something randy would do.
.
when i get my period anything makes me cry, shit mad annoying
lool i hate that. like you know you're not soft and it's making you seem like that. that happens to me every several cycles
that happens to me everytime like its too early
facts. ugh that's annoying af. i'm sorry
are you home
si
let's go to woodbridge
have class
need a coach / confidence booster to gas me up
i'm right here bro wassup
i need this
ik i will be playing iw variant if that doesn't go good i'll be become a coach, and bro don't give up you have talent and ambition
i'm up at 3am practicing my costume makeup. wide awake and shit
and never texted me and shit
dammit jordyn you didn't respond so i totally forgot #yourfault
don't yell
i miss my other half.
miss you too
stop being like this
2016 conversations: "what do you do besides uber?" "i'm a picker at amazon." "a what?" "i pick products at amazon. there are weird ones."
had to google that one. interesting bloomberg interview on being an amazon picker
thanks. will check it out.
not as interesting as picking sex toys, but interesting in how quickly they onboard 1k emp & no structure to their warehouses
singles is actually the best on gow4, reminds me so much of gow2. couple of wack maps for it but overall >
really? i may have to start grinding those
yeah its a clear 1v1 for flame nades, dropshot usually. maps like lift are very interesting as well :)
honestly going to grind as many gbs as possible once the org is sorted. singles seem great if you can't get ft gb's
exactly i just got off at 12 wtf have i been doing since then
girl that's what i be thinking lol.
i'm not even sleepy lol usually when i get off work i be tired
like really, i'll take a nap or something but today i'm just up like its normal.
i need lady friends around here that'll do lame movie and wine nights.
yes please!!!!
in on this
if you like mayo, please unfollow and then block me, you nasty idiot.
but you don't like tomatoes....that's worse.....
tomatoes on sandwiches are shitty. tomatoes on/in other stuff is fine.
that's the worst argument i've ever heard.
a1 since day 1.
when y'all having bp?y'all need to stop acting jewish and hit me up.
fuck i haven't ran it with juan in a min i'll hit you up when we do
he was suppose to have that bp tournament, i'm about to die when he finally gets it together
i want to go to a game in edmonton more than anything.
i will 1000% join you
i would sell my soul to the devil to go ... i would walk there shshsh
when do nyr play there
is sword art online 2 worth watching
meh. sao 1 was better. it's a lot more real world than virtual for kirito. not a huge fan.
lame. i'm more into the virtual world part of sao.
it's decent. but imo, sao 1 was better.
do folk even know nor care jane?
i think young people have been raised to feel guilty about their middle-class life instead of being raised to try to achieve more
it's a cop out jane. back in our day we would get the shit kicked out of us. now, parents pacify children.
switch or hand jane....choose!!!!
lol guys i just did a race in olympus where the first olympic games were wbu?
did you lose?
lol i came third still got a medal
bronze is in this season
great day to compete... stop protecting your youth from the harsh truth in the world. protect them from the comfortable lies.. #staypositive
perfect! "comfortable lies" it takes a dad to do that, moms hide children from harshness more often. "protection mode always on
takes people searching the truth in everything. history, the gods you follow, holidays you celebrate, and perception vs reality
the god i follow is a big g not a little g the little g i followed (money, power, selfishness etc..) before the big jesus came.
bought an 8 packs of full sized doughnuts and a half gallon of milk for dinner at 10:52 at night cause yanno college
freshhhhmaaaannnn
plz get out of my mentions
srry i'll go this way
this week is going to be real tough for dak prescott and zeke. this phi dl is legit and division rivals just make it tough for you
heard bennie logan is still out. that's big
thatd be a big deal
yea. i believe it's either his back or leg.
emma's sim just died rip
wtf you had it for like 8 hours
i know and i was asleep for 6 of them! she electrocuted herself trying to fix a tv b/c she couldn't afford a repairman
oh man that sounds like me as hell
if the indians win, i may actually have to do a pub crawl in cleveland!
i hope the #indians win today in #standingrock #nodapl :)
naturally, i should like chicago. however, i just can't stand the despicable cubs owners.
well, i'm not talking baseball. i'm talking real indians in north dakota.people as mascots = bad
kanye is gonna be so fucking lit i swear to gawd!!!
yaaaas
so you are going tomorrow?!
not tomorrow, november 23rd
oh i just got hooked up with some dulce tamales and some chicken ones this is gonna be a good night
lemme get some
nah son only till u can ollie off my front stairs
i'll pull up tomorrow n even heel flip that hoe
oh ffs... self-service password reset... using security questions 1: favourite childhood toy2: your favourite meal
you can use the veggie that is green and looks like a flower ? toys well you are on your own for that
problem with security questions is people putting in real things like brocolli and lego and then talk about those things 1/2
meaning, they may as well not have a password in the first place, oh and this isn't for some little website... but for
i feel the sudden need to watch all 3 high school musicals
you are so gay
whatever you say prince alex
you are an italian that's never been to italy.
it was so hard getting out of bed this morning
just wanted to stop through and say heyyy
heyy, i hope you have a good day
you too
what is it to do on the tuesday
hey my homeboy round you still ?
yea his phone dead
he gone be dead next let em know please thanks
good morning #cowboysnation
hiiiiii
what up sick
we don't want marriage equality - just decriminalization. u heteros can answer to god 4 fucking up marriage with your divorces and shit
hi hi, can we have a kakao chat or an email chat soon - need your advice and wisdom! alofa tele atu
awww miss you papito sure. email ymania at gmail dot com. we'll hook something up. love you
yay! i will! talk soon! love you too powerful lady!!
match anyone ?
wya ?
grambling hall
looking for the dodgers game on my tv guide...
did you dvr it??
must have missed it... they play again soon right?
yeah yeah, they kick the season off in april!
i just learned there are qu'ran reading competitions. im not gonna knock the hustle but how can you be better at reading than someone else?
ain't that what spoken word is tho?
i suppose so, its just an interesting concept, competing at reading a couple thousand year old book.
people will make competition of anything over time, esp. over such a large/diverse area over 1000 years
the longest game of checkers ive ever played.
lit
i aint taking this l
u got this fam
instead of a song, i have this, from the revengers tragedy, in my head this am--vindice addressing the skull of gloriana:
"advance thee, o thou terror to fat folks, to have their costly three-pil'd flesh worn off as bare as this..."
love this speech, and students' faces as they explore it. a macabre blazon :)
yes! even in this sentence, the way his disgust with the world hijacks direct address.
does anyone else need the word "hug" typed in between a pair of asterisks? apparently i am giving those out this morning. just let me know.
...maybe
okay i'll meet you halfway on this*ug*
thanks
so twitter wouldn't let me retweet something important so i liked it and it just disappeared from my likes wtf
strange
censorship of conservatives it's all over the place on here and facebook especially if you tell the truth about islam and refugees
yes, i noticed sometimes before i can respond to a tweet it disappears
warriors haters twitter off the chain right now
over one game!?
yes! it's crazy
haters gone hate. fuck em
mo ran a red light 2 seconds before it turned green trying to act cool and literally .2 seconds later a cop pulled him over
he was so shook that when the cop said where are you coming from and where are you headed he replied "i'm going to vista from vista"
...yellow deli trip i'm guessing?
we were coming from the forum in carlsbad i was like wtf you're about to get a ticket for being dumb
dms opennnnn
keep them closed
why
you letting out all the cold air
watching a show about space and my mind is blown. there's no freaking way we are the only ones in the universe, we are just a tiny speck
lol the one on netflix ?
yes cosmos? lol
it's crazy how small we are when he starts zooming out
putting on jeans for the first time in forever and realizing you no longer have jeans that fit
booty gains be like
lol but really, guess i'll have to go jean shopping
yes lol lush put stop while there too of course
if your goals consist of you leaving guam and never coming back, you're part of the problem.you can't improve something from the outside.
that is the truth, unfortunately
get your master's & phd and come back mister!!
i may just come back. who knows. haha
it feel good to know i can have any nigga i want
you tuff as nails ain't you
lol not even close
oh that's what that last tweet said lol
there's a hold on my account so i can't enroll for classes... and i only have 2 days to do it smh
emergency contact?
yes!!! but i'm not the only one.. a few of my other friends from cal poly said they updated a week ago and its still there
no it's like everyone:/
need to get some sleep
same
then get to it or is it hot asf in your room too
no not hot i just can't get comfortable
you never sleep
fuck it
you need to take some sleeping pills
them shits don't work
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how much money did this tweet make you
five million dollars
god you sellout
good morning glory. isn't that bark art work cool?
you ought to see the peeling bark on the northern white birch and silver birch au naturals
so the question was, how are you today.
good, fine as frogs hair, can't complain...not gonna complain!. and you? how are you?!
cheeszus fall arrived late but quick.
it sure did, and i love it. it was almost 90 degrees like 4 days ago.
you would lol enjoy your weather. i need a flight to a 90 degree island stat!
you'll be alright, just have a shot of bourbon chased with a pumpkin spiced latte. it will help
i need new music to listen to.. suggestions anyone?
notorious b.i.g.
for some reason i'm scared lol
you'll be on a whole new level of greatness and you'll probably be tied with beer on joes "love scales" if you like biggie
perfectly lonely
need some company ?
lil john mayer for the morning
does the soul good
i'm barely making it to class
at least you're making it
yesterday i ain't make it to none . i was stuck .
today is a new day. let's make this one prosperous & productive
my cat spit up for the very first time yesterday. she's over 2 years old so i was wondering when that shit would start.
how weird, mine did too. but i'm not sure if it was a hair all or if she just ate too fast
i think she had too many treats. damn kids. lol
the dog kept eating all the cats food, so when i figured it out and fed her, she inhaled her food. 5 minutes later *ack*
??? #getfamousthursdays
yes!!! also, fyi, i think of you pretty much every thursday.
no but like for realz i do too
same
game 1 tonight! who are you rooting for? #worldseries #baseballisthebest
cubs!
just had a thought earlier, is the start time of 19:08 just sheer coincidence or did they do that on purpose???
oh that's a trip! based on the final score, seems like more of an omen, than a sign at this point eh?
if you think about it, what's absent from the wikileaks emails is at least as intriguing as what's in them.
please go on, ron.
well, there's little or no substantive discussion of her health - neither confirming the spin of her camp or otherwise.
there's also very little about bill clinton, from what i've seen.
#dearcustomer it is not necessary to ask for a discount. you are buying a red plastic bucket that costs 99c. it just makes you sound thick!
but it doesn't come with a lid ya wanker!
*opens lid* you ready to behave now?
yes your majesty
he said "whenever i ask my dogs if they're hungry, i say 'do u want ur deener'"
bre, let's sit down and talk about the fact that you have a crush on a 30sum married man who is obsessed with his derpy fur babies.
he's like 34.... only like double my age lmao
"only" why him why not like braun or someone lmaoooo
been thinking about this a lot, there's one woman who knows me inside and out, up and down, and my new focus is to give her the world
i'm done with the games , being off and on, petty arguments, like i'm done this is it for me lol.
ooooooooooh shut up
make me
can't find anything to wear for this weekend at all n it's stressing me out
go to the mall
already in the mall
hit that h & m or forever 21. you'll find something
the deer are moving and getting dropped! my turn comes wednesday evening, thursday eve through friday night. yippie! will have a guide. yeah
good luck
thanks jake. i need luck on my side. i have the practice and planning. now i just need a deer within range and hope it pays off
it will
coolest foul ball catch run into the of from baez #letsgocubs #cubsvsindians #worldseries
i'm honestly hoping schwarber smashes one out of the park for you tonight! #worldseries #schwarbersmash #bittersoxfanforlife
thanks peach! he almost hit one out last night!!
i know, too close! i hope the top 3 lineup put up some numbers tonight too! #worldseries #cubsvsindians #bittersoxfanforlife
mornin'
morning
:)
have a great day
im callin in dead for work.
still makes me laugh
this was me today. again.
lmfao
show: "the blacklist" this man was on the most wanted list but turns himself in to the fbi, but you'll have to watch to see why. he so smart
movie: "tears of the sun" navy go to save a doctor in africa but she don't want to leave all the ppl behind so they basically go to war.
show: "how to get away with murder," i don't have to even explain this one, you just sleep if you don't watch it but catch up on netflix.
lol i gotchu i'm bout to start watching this
had a distressing nightmare last night in which i had to defend my dissertation again
"we made a mistake and you don't actually have a degree."
wow how awful!!
i'm still traumatized from my qualifying exams. i can't even get to the dissertation in my dreams.
wtf man rip big ken
big ken from where ??
the only big ken we know reece
what in the actual fuck
i hate having to beat the fuck out of here thief ass friends we got
who
wyees
that makes so much sense lmaoooooo
no one can tell a story in a song as well as eminem, don't @ me
savage
my main savage! how you been man?
shooot me i been kickin it yenno school n work
oh. my. god.
your snaps tonight! i'm soooooo jealous
i'm so happy rn
i'm soooo happy for ya kev, you were def in your element
wth am i gonna be for hallosuween
what's the move friday i'm pulling up lol
i actually don't know lol. my friends here going to ou for nia and them party. i can find out what the party is for you though
oh okay. you going to ou friday ?
starting today, any brock excuses needs to stay off my tl. he needs more time, not big enough sample size or any other bullshit go elsewhere
he plays, its not for football reasons. play the other guy. find out. stay with brock, lose the team. they know.
i really don't think they know. honestly. i don't think they know.
that locker room knows what brock is. for sure.
it's fucked up how even after he tried choking her his mom is acting hostile on my friend as if it was her fault.
. ;)
lmfao she is really pretty
just went out to my car to get my charger and the door was left open and it was tore apart from someone going inside it. i'm livid rn
stop leaving your car unlocked!!
cops are here rn. they got my dads, lindsis, the neighbors etc
well you all leave them unlocked tho. but damn. that's still fucked up
it fucking hurts to even lay my head down. god.
did you try taking some ibuprofen?
away.
i'm sorry, babe. wish i could do something to help.
if algebra was a person... i would take its mom out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
we have a test today too
trust me i know...
you can do it babe!
last night was first night back to work since the hurricane.i'm feeling it. #nurselife
did you have a lot of damage?
i did have a significant amount of damage. still out of electricity..i was loaned a generator this past weekend. blessing!
i'm so sorry, but i am glad you have generator now!! we lost a dock and a boat in the hurricane! downed trees, but no damage to hous
cant decide whether i want to go to sleep now and wake up at 4:30 or study till 5 and then go to sleep
i've always went with sleeping early and waking up early to study.
i've never trusted myself to wake up but i'm gonna try it lol
lol be careful there were a few times i definitely just stayed sleep
going to see kanye.
which show!
we are going to sac!!
oh shit sick i'm going to the inglewood one next wednesday
8:38 am over here and it's my day! can i please get a day tweet? love from belgium
happy birthday rose hope you have a fun day.
thanks! plan to lunch with best friend and have lots of girly talks
sounds like fun
can you make hot chocolate in the oven
uh no don't think so
darn it :/
try a microwave
it's so stupid you're "supposed" to drink soda for upset stomachs but coke & sprite have so many mg of sugar so if you're diabetic...
sparkling water does the trick too.
yes! i got her some. my nana was giving her soda
nana the troll
portland's system similar to atl's cultivates passing. plumlee made insane strides there last yr. afa & harkless threw some beauts tonight
dude... dame is gonna be even more amazing this season? he was putting up a few from curry range last season...
he's really fucking good, and even better when teams employ drop back schemes on him
what are you expecting for wiggins and lavine this season? we already know towns da gawd
, you have some free time?
and by free, i just mean available. i'll double your fee if you do your worst. and if we can do it by the end of october?
that's a real time crunch, but i can try & put something together for you. what are the specs?
i'll text you around 10:30, looking for a super professional and persuasive set up. almost like a campaign.
we wagering on this game?
woah, if we did wager something, what would we have done?!
dang! fantastic question. i guess we would have to agree to wait for the next one on 12/24, yeah?
yes, we'll have to figure something out!
you do what you do and you pay for your sins and there's no such thing as what might have been
heard your loud ass going up the interstate earlier
which side of the interstate were you on
going toward opelika lol
i remember early in high school i couldn't get a date to save my life.
same but it's k because now i have u :d so i win
ugly duckling syndrome unite
if i gave you a nick name just know that i like you
what's mine
idk yet lol
friendship over smh
i change my mind i'm getting feed in ghana braids
they going to look good on you
thank you .
add me on snap so i can see them when you done kfree112
good night karen
good night terri, sleep well
still wide awake & got to be up in three hours watching cher on youtube
i'm wide awake cause i'm at work, keeping the world safe & saving lives, lol
i got fake people showin fake love to me
stfu
no one asked for your opinion
stfu
rich bring me a davys juicy "burger"
too late fam
story of my life
do you work for cbs news?
i'm retired now.
oh. hope you like that.
thanks connie.
i need a cowboys shirt. somebody hook me up
you offering? our anniversary coming up
dallas cowboys?
will be taking bets on the game sunday
eagle vs cowboys?
yessir !
lol i ain't gone do it. that could really go either way. all depends on who defense wants it more
i had lot of respect for your democracy struggle, but asking players to stop #pushups takes away all that! #cantbemoreridiculous
read his tweets
i can't read his tweets - as he protects them for his cronies & pushers!!
i dmed them to u
power tripping and changing answers mid way through the event
and they kicked my friend cus she glitched sigh
sort your fansites out!!!
yeah its acc ridiculous, now she cant get back in :(
or maybe if i went to bed at a decent time it wouldn't be so bad
so curtis or nah?
yessss meet you in the lobby dobby...at 7:30 lmao
i'll be sitting down there at 7:29 lol
did you know that following me 10 times on soundcloud will not get you a follow back? if i like what you make, you'll get followed i promise
did you know that spamming your song on my mentions won't even get me to open your song?
and i don't wanna sound mean or anything.. it's just not the right way to approach anyone..
why don't u promote more dvbbs :/
i apologize, johnny. #rebels beat the helicopter sabers with "ezra won the clone wars". looking like 3 good eps this season
ep 28 this thursday!!!
hopefully not in the dftg segment :d
lol no
#whatimgoodat forgetting why i walked into a room. i'm not just good at it, i excel.
they actually did a study. walking through doorways makes your brain reconfigure. if u go back2 previous room, u'll remember
well i tested the theory...it worked! hopefully it does next time, and the next time, and the next time, etc...lol.
learn something new every day!!
just knocked my first racist athens frat boy out. how y'all gone try to jump me cause your girl asked to come home with me?
it's lit!!!!!!!
niggas tried to jump me
you got jumped by some dudes wearing vineyard vine? lol
look at my asthma being a cunt.
rosemary tea w cod liver oil. try it sometime.
goshhh cod liver oil?
substitute for fresh whale oil then
dogs are beautiful and perfect i love all of them
i love dogs more than you
ditto