People around you keep arguing over which OS is the best? None of the top Operating systems suits your needs? You hate Computers?
NaOS (Not an Operating System) gets rid of all the trouble conventional OSes give you. No more Software incompatibilities, long boot times or people complaining about you not using Arch.
Statistics show that 95% of people using NaOS are more successful in life than users of any other OS (seriously, fuck the other 5%).
We've removed as much bloat as possible to save Space and make NaOS run faster. No more Cortana/Siri telling you unfunny jokes and no preinstalled Candy Crush. In fact, we even went so far as to remove all the useful stuff. This means NaOS fits on a Floppy and runs as smooth as butter, even on a literal potato.
Convinced yet? Head over to the Releases page now and start living your perfect Computer Life!