Computers are fast; developers keep them slow. – Anonymous
It’s not a bug; it’s an undocumented feature. ― Everyone on The Internet
Talk is cheap. Show me the code. ― Linus Torvalds
When I wrote this code, only God and I understood what I did. Now only God knows. – Anonymous
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. – Oscar Wilde
Programming is learned by writing programs. ― Brian Kernighan