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Who was here? Nixon? Houdini? You mind sharing your mystic insights? +m86 ABE They were over here, Professor. +m86 ABE Don't worry about fingerprints. I never had any. +m86 MANNING Is he serious?? +m86 ABE The past, the future, whatever this object holds. +m86 MANNING See what?? +m86 ABE "I need to touch it to see""..." +m86 ABE Oh right -- +m86 HELLBOY Rotten eggs and the safety of mankind. +m86 ABE Remind me why I keep doing this. +m86 HELLBOY Didn't even buy me a drink. +m86 ABE Touched you five seconds. Laid three eggs. +m86 HELLBOY I dunno maybe five seconds -- ow! +m86 ABE Red. How long was it latched onto you? +m86 HELLBOY I'm lucky that way. +m86 ABE You were burned by some organic acid. +m86 ABE No listen this: Sammael the desolate one lord of the shadows son of Nergal -- +m86 HELLBOY Nah -- he's taken care of. +m86 ABE Red I found something -- +m86 HELLBOY Hey. Stinky. Kitchen's closed. Whatcha havin'? Six library guards raw? Plus belts and boots? Man you're gonna need some heavy fiber to move that out -- +m86 ABE Behind this door. A dark entity -- Evil ancient and hungry. +m86 HELLBOY Would'ya look at this babies? Made 'em myself. Holy water silver shavings white oak: the works. +m86 HELLBOY We don't take hints. +m86 ABE Liz left us Red. Take the hint. +m86 HELLBOY How am I ever gonna get a girl?? I drive around in a garbage truck +m86 ABE Nothing psychic about it. You're easy. +m86 HELLBOY Don't get psychic with me. +m86 ABE You mean outside... with her. +m86 HELLBOY I break it they see us Happy Halloween. No more hiding. Outside. I could be outside -- +m86 ABE Story of my life. +m86 HELLBOY Look at them ugly suckers Blue. One sheet of glass between them and us. +m86 ABE'S VOICE It doesn't say -- +m86 HELLBOY Skip to the end willya? How do I kill it -- ? +m86 ABE'S VOICE harbinger of pestilence seed of destruction -- +m86 ABE'S VOICE -- Hound of resurrection? +m86 HELLBOY See? I don't like that -- +m86 ABE'S VOICE hound of resurrection -- +m86 ABE'S VOICE Red -- you need to hear the rest of the information -- +m86 HELLBOY That's all for you Sammy. +m86 WHITMAN From where??!! +m86 BROOM Cordon off the area. Something came through. +m86 WHITMAN Air and sea backup. What's closest? +m86 BROOM If he's here this is worse than I thought. +m86 BROOM Karl Ruprecht Kroenen one of the Reich's top Scientists. Head of the Thule Occult Society. +m86 WHITMAN The freak in the gas mask -- +m86 WHITMAN Oh I'll bet you have. +m86 BROOM I have seen ghosts Whitman. +m86 WHITMAN Half transmission. Nonsense -- German ghost stories! +m86 BROOM "Paranormal"""" But -- you read the transmission." +m86 WHITMAN What a load of crap. Hell a week ago I hadn't even heard the word parabnormal -- +m86 BROOM Ruins. Not rocks. The remains of Trondham Abbey. Built on an intersection of Ley Lines the boundaries between our world and the other -- +m86 WHITMAN You're wasting our time: There's nothing on this island but sheep and rocks. +m86 WHITMAN "Three days too late for that one """"professor.""""" +m86 BROOM I abhor violence. Sergeant Whitman I hope you don't think me mad -- +m86 WHITMAN Here. You'll need one of these. +m86 BROOM Amongst other things yes -- but that's hardly the point. +m86 WHITMAN You are a Catholic?? +m86 BROOM In private if you don't mind... +m86 WHITMAN What is it? +m86 BROOM Sgt. Whitman!! Sgt. Whitman!! May I have a word?? +m86 WHITMAN Oh -- you don't wanna know what I think. Topside now. +m86 BROOM This is an important mission Sgt. Whitman. I hope you realize that. +m86 BROOM I think that is its hand. +m86 MATLIN It's got a big stone -- in its hand -- +m86 BROOM No. It was red. Bright red. +m86 MATLIN What the hell was that? An ape? +m86 MATLIN That makes him more than a hundred -- +m86 BROOM Spiritual advisor to the Romanovs. In 1916 at a dinner in his honor he was poisoned shot stabbed clubbed drowned and castrated. +m86 MATLIN C'mon -- Rasputin?? +m86 BROOM Grigory Yefimovich Rasputin -- +m86 MATLIN Grigory -- That's Russian right? Thought they were on our side... +m86 BROOM There is a place -- a dark place where evil slumbers and awaits to return. From there it infects our dreams. Our thoughts. Grigory gave us a glance tonight -- +m86 MATLIN Do you believe in hell? +m86 BROOM No. It's not. +m86 MATLIN It's almost over!! +m86 BROOM I know where to find him. I'll get him back. +m86 MANNING These freaks Trevor they give me the creeps. And I'm not the only one. You're up for review. You and your petting zoo. +m86 BROOM He's just going through a phase -- +m86 MANNING "Your """"guest"""" happens to be six foot five bright red and is government funded." +m86 BROOM Tom -- he's our guest not a prisoner. +m86 MANNING I do. How many escapes? This year alone: five! +m86 BROOM I thought you liked being on TV. +m86 MANNING Every time the media get a look at him they come to me. I'm running out of lies Trevor. +m86 HELLBOY Oh as opposed to -- ? +m86 BROOM It's her choice -- She's human -- +m86 BROOM That's not how she feels. She may never feel it. +m86 HELLBOY How many buildings does she have to burn? She belongs here! +m86 HELLBOY Is it bad? +m86 BROOM Don't look! Turn around. +m86 HELLBOY Oh stop that -- Damn! Be careful there -- +m86 BROOM Well I won't be around forever you know? +m86 HELLBOY Me?? C'mon -- +m86 BROOM I worry about you. +m86 HELLBOY How hard can it be? I punched the crap out of that thing that he sent -- ouch!! +m86 BROOM Listen to me. This time is different. There's more at stake than ever before. +m86 HELLBOY Don't worry. I'll get him soon enough -- +m86 BROOM Son. About Rasputin -- +m86 BROOM A prison. The Vatican deemed its contents dangerous enough to include it on the List of Avignon. Of which we hold a copy. +m86 HELLBOY Reliquary -- +m86 BROOM Smuggled into this country by an overzealous curator. The statue however was hollow -- +m86 HELLBOY Who wards off demons. +m86 BROOM A 16th century statue was destroyed. Saint Dionysius the Aeropagite. +m86 MYERS "Oh please. I'm not """"pure of heart.""""" +m86 BROOM And as a father I worry about him. In medieval stories Agent Myers there's often a young knight inexperienced but pure of heart... +m86 BROOM You're doing fine. +m86 MYERS I'm in way over my head I know that much. +m86 BROOM Did he now? +m86 MYERS 1945 you mean. Hitler died in '45. +m86 BROOM 1958 the occult war finally ends when Adolf Hitler dies. +m86 BROOM "In the absence of light darkness prevails."""" For there are things that go bump in the night Agent Myers. We are the ones who bump back." +m86 MYERS "In absentia luci tenebrae vinciunt...""""" +m86 BROOM Impressive. Do you remember what it said? +m86 MYERS On the desk yes. In Latin. +m86 BROOM As you entered the lobby there was an inscription -- +m86 MYERS Where am I -- exactly Sir? +m86 BROOM "Abe possesses a unique frontal lobe. """"Unique."""" That's a word you'll hear quite a bit around here." +m86 MYERS How does he know so much about me? +m86 BROOM "The day Abraham Lincoln died. Hence """"Abe"""" Sapien." +m86 MYERS Icthyo Sapiens April 14 1865. +m86 BROOM They took his name from this little inscription that was stuck on his tank. +m86 HELLBOY This -- ? This is nothing. You know what'll kill me? Her. +m86 CLAY C'mon champ. You look a little woozy there. +m86 HELLBOY Hold on -- hold on -- I thought we checked this place. Fakes and reproductions. +m86 CLAY At nineteen hundred hours an alarm tripped. B&E. Robbery. Six guards dead -- +m86 HELLBOY C'mon Champ! Happy Halloween!!! You're taking me for a walk! +m86 CLAY We're on the move. +m86 HELLBOY Hey hey hey. They're playing our song. +m86 CLAY Try not to stare. He hates when people stare. +m86 HELLBOY "Myers"""" huh? You have a first name??" +m86 CLAY It is. You got yourself on TV again. +m86 HELLBOY I wanted to see her. It's nobody's business. +m86 CLAY Well you did break out -- +m86 CLAY Manning says I'm too soft on you -- The candy. Give him the candy. +m86 HELLBOY I don't want him. +m86 CLAY Nah. I'll be around Red just back in the field. +m86 HELLBOY Got tired of me? +m86 CLAY Agent Myers is your new liaison. +m86 HELLBOY Who's the squirt? +m86 CLAY Not so fast. He barely knows him -- +m86 MYERS Sir may I go first?? +m86 MYERS His what??!! +m86 CLAY "His horns. He files 'em. To """"fit in.""""" +m86 MYERS Uh-oh -- John. Staring at what? +m86 CLAY Yup. Sixty years old by our count. But he doesn't age like we do -- think dog years: He's barely out of his teens. +m86 MYERS Oh Jesus!! Hellboy -- ?? Is real -- +m86 MYERS Who?! +m86 CLAY He gets fed six times a day. He's got a thing for cats. You'll be his nanny his keeper his best friend. He never goes out unsupervised -- +m86 CLAY Okay. You saw the fish man right? +m86 MYERS Grounded? Who's grounded? +m86 CLAY They're not speaking. Professor Broom had him grounded. +m86 HELLBOY I can live with that. +m86 GRIGORY You will never fulfill your destiny. You will never understand the power inside you. +m86 HELLBOY Anung-un-Rama... +m86 GRIGORY "Names hold the power and nature of things. Mine for example. Rasputin: """"The crossroads."""" And crossroads I have become. Your true name: Anung-un-Rama. Repeat it. Become the key." +m86 HELLBOY Noooo! Noooo!!! +m86 GRIGORY She's dead. +m86 HELLBOY Don't tell me it's Zeppo. +m86 GRIGORY I sang the first lullaby you ever heard my child. I ushered you into this world. I alone know your true calling your true name. +m86 HELLBOY That voice -- +m86 HELLBOY My job. +m86 MANNING Thank you. +m86 MANNING You never ever light a cigar that way. +m86 HELLBOY Yup. +m86 MANNING You call that thing a cigar?? +m86 HELLBOY You'd better stay here. I'll find a way out. We'll come back for you. +m86 MANNING I'm in charge. We go back! +m86 HELLBOY No. Don't -- +m86 MANNING -- should go back. Now! +m86 HELLBOY Don't move. We -- +m86 MANNING We should go back -- you -- you could tear that door apart -- +m86 HELLBOY I won't take 'em. They never work. +m86 MANNING Each of us gets a belt. +m86 HELLBOY Those things never work. Never. +m86 MANNING We've installed a very handy timer. Set it walk away. Cable pulls the safety pins K-boom! Easy to clean easy to use... +m86 MANNING When we do: No mumbo-jumbo. Double- core Vulcan-65 grenades. +m86 HELLBOY "One falls two shall arise."""" So: you pop one two come out. You kill two you get four. You kill four you're in trouble. We have to nail 'em all at once. And the eggs." +m86 HELLBOY I wish I could be more gracious but -- +m86 MANNING In the end after you've killed and captured every freak out there -- there's still one left: you. +m86 HELLBOY What are you trying to say? +m86 MANNING That's what you do. That's why we need you. You have an insight. You know monsters. +m86 HELLBOY No it doesn't make it right but I stopped that creature didn't I? +m86 MANNING Ah I see. That makes it all alright then. +m86 HELLBOY I knew those men better than you did -- +m86 MANNING But not everyone was so lucky. Two agents died today. Clay probably won't survive the night. You're reckless. +m86 HELLBOY How big can it be? +m86 MYERS Alone? +m86 HELLBOY Keep her safe. No matter what. I'll deal with whatever's back there. +m86 HELLBOY On a scale of one to ten: two. But -- -- she'll take care of you Myers. She's a tough one. +m86 MYERS Are you sure about this? +m86 HELLBOY Good night. +m86 MYERS Well good n- +m86 HELLBOY Not from you. +m86 MYERS Anything else you -- +m86 HELLBOY Not hungry. +m86 MYERS Hey your chili's getting cold -- +m86 MYERS Start in you got nachos coming. +m86 HELLBOY "Nah sounds too """"needy.""""" +m86 MYERS "Need"""" is a good solid word." +m86 HELLBOY "Myers you're a talker. What's a good word -- a solid word for """"need"""" --" +m86 HELLBOY Shh! Just a second. +m86 MYERS Where do you -- +m86 MYERS Hostage negotiations. +m86 HELLBOY What was that?? +m86 HELLBOY "What landed you this job pushing """"pamcakes""""? Punctuality? What was your area of expertise?" +m86 MYERS I think I can help -- Talk to her -- I can bring her back. +m86 HELLBOY Hey. You: think twice -- +m86 MYERS Professor that girl you were talking about -- +m86 HELLBOY "Mmmh -- """"Pamcakes."""" We're going out --" +m86 HELLBOY Well let's see -- there was that moment when I had a train on top of my head -- +m86 MYERS Down there. Did you ever loose track of him? +m86 HELLBOY That's right Stud hold me down. +m86 MYERS You want me to hold him down? +m86 HELLBOY Could've fooled me. Go away. +m86 MYERS No. I never was. +m86 HELLBOY What are you a Boy Scout? +m86 MYERS C'mon time to go home. Tape you up. +m86 HELLBOY What took you so long? +m86 HELLBOY Goodbye. +m86 MYERS Yes? +m86 HELLBOY Myers? +m86 MYERS No. Stop. Don't do this -- Listen to me -- Tell me where you are -- +m86 HELLBOY No no no it's fine: I do my job I take a break. +m86 MYERS Wait -- Wait -- You can't go anywhere -- I gotta go with you -- +m86 HELLBOY I just fried Stinky. Tell Father I'll be home. He shouldn't wait up. +m86 MYERS My arm is fine. Where are you?? +m86 HELLBOY Myers??? How's your arm? +m86 HELLBOY No one ever helps me. It's my job. +m86 MYERS Helping you -- I just -- +m86 MYERS Oh-n-no -- I -- +m86 HELLBOY Whatcha looking at John?? +m86 HELLBOY Father's back? Still angry? +m86 MYERS Oh. Uh. Hello. I -- I have these. For you. +m86 HELLBOY Those comics -- They never got the eyes right. +m86 MYERS You're kidding -- +m86 HELLBOY ...Polo. +m86 LIZ Marco... +m86 HELLBOY Okay someone's expecting us. Turn on your locators -- Anyone sees anything... +m86 HELLBOY Good. +m86 LIZ I like that... +m86 HELLBOY Listen. I'm not like Myers. He makes you feel like you belong. And -- that's good. It really is. I -- wish I could do something about this -- But I can't. I can promise you only two things... One: I'll always look this good. Two: I won't give up on you. Ever. +m86 LIZ Red I -- +m86 HELLBOY But I understand what you don't like about me. I do. What I am makes you feel out of place -- out there -- +m86 LIZ I've changed my mind. I'll come to Moscow. If you -- are still going -- +m86 HELLBOY Hi. +m86 LIZ Oh okay then. Maybe later then. +m86 HELLBOY It's nothing. Just a list -- It's not finished -- +m86 LIZ No. Myers is taking me. +m86 HELLBOY You're going alone? +m86 LIZ For a cup of coffee but go ahead read. +m86 HELLBOY Out? Out out? +m86 LIZ Well. Is it long?? I'm going out but -- +m86 HELLBOY Um... Liz -- I -- there's something I'd like you to -- something I need you to hear. +m86 LIZ Goodnight. +m86 HELLBOY Goodnight then. +m86 LIZ No. Not this time H.B. It's been months since I've had an episode. And you know what? I'm learning to control it. +m86 HELLBOY We miss you at the Bureau. Abe's crazier every day. And Father's still mad at me -- Come back Liz. Come back. I -- +m86 HELLBOY Just a scratch. I wanted to see you. +m86 LIZ You better have that looked at. +m86 MYERS What? +m86 LIZ Hit me. +m86 LIZ You want to know -- Now -- ? Here? Red white whatever -- Guys are all the same. +m86 MYERS That you feel that way about me. +m86 LIZ What -- ? +m86 MYERS But it's not true is it? +m86 LIZ Coffee's warming me up. +m86 MYERS It's freezing isn't it? +m86 LIZ Don't know. Really. I grew up with him. I've missed him too but now every time I see him I get confused. Hardly a day goes by he's not in my mind. Even now I feel he's here -- +m86 MYERS What about you? +m86 LIZ I know. +m86 MYERS He -- loves you. +m86 MYERS My uncle used to say... we like people for their qualities but love them for their defects. +m86 LIZ A brute. +m86 MYERS Strong. +m86 LIZ Cocky. +m86 MYERS No... He's determined. Unstoppable -- +m86 LIZ He's just pushy. +m86 MYERS I admire him. He's a force of nature. +m86 MYERS Miss Sherman he's asking you back but it's entirely your choice. +m86 LIZ Doesn't sounds like him. +m86 MYERS Dr. Broom asked me to invite you back to the Bureau. No special precautions no security escorts. You and me in a taxi. Like regular folks. +m86 MYERS It's still impressive by my standards: My name's John. +m86 LIZ "60% OF THE WOMEN IN THIS WORLD ARE NAMED """"LIZ""""." +m86 MYERS Liz -- can I call you Liz? It's a beautiful name -- +m86 LOBBY GUARD Two steps back please. +m86 MYERS Pardon? +m86 LOBBY GUARD -- Section fifty-one. Step back. +m86 MYERS Yes I -- +m86 LOBBY GUARD -- Late. Five minutes late. +m86 MYERS Hello I'm -- +m98 SALLAH The dog!? You are named after the dog... +m98 BRODY May we go home now please? +m98 BRODY Did you say...? Uh uh... +m98 SALLAH Egyptian Mail. Morning edition. Run! +m98 BRODY Yes. +m98 SALLAH Papers sir. Got it here. +m98 BRODY Yes. +m98 SALLAH There is no museum in Iskenderun. +m98 BRODY My reputation precedes me. +m98 SALLAH And I am his. +m98 BRODY Oh what?... your servant sir. +m98 BRODY Oh this map will show you. It was drawn by uh... +m98 SALLAH Oh yes of course. But where are we going? +m98 BRODY Yes but don't panic. Everything's under control. Have you... have you arranged our supplies? +m98 SALLAH You are on your own? +m98 BRODY Oh he's in Austria. A slight detour. +m98 SALLAH Marcus Brody sir. And where is Indy? +m98 BRODY Oh Sallah! What a relief! +m98 INDY It's... a leap of faith. Oh God. +m98 BRODY Indy... Indy you must hurry!! Come quickly! +m98 INDY I'm going after Dad. +m98 BRODY What about you? +m98 INDY Marcus get hold of Sallah. Tell him to meet you in Iskenderun. +m98 BRODY Yes. Now we know. +m98 INDY Alexandretta. Now we know. +m98 BRODY Now he knew there was a city with an oasis due east. Here. He knew the course turned south through the desert to a river and the river led into the mountains. Here. Straight to the canyon. He knew everything except where to begin the name of the city. +m98 BRODY Your father would know. Your father did know. Look. He made a map. +m98 INDY "The present city of Iskenderun is built on its ruins. Marcus -- you remember what the Grail Tablet said. """"Across the desert and through the mountain to the Canyon of the Crescent Moon."""" But where exactly?" +m98 BRODY "It's better now I've seen this. It's the name of a city. """"Alexandretta?"""" Hmmm..." +m98 INDY How's the head? +m98 BRODY Well now we know the source of the numbers but we still don't know what they mean. +m98 INDY Dad was onto something here! +m98 BRODY Look Indy. The Roman numerals! +m98 BRODY Where? +m98 INDY Marcus -- I've seen this window before. +m98 BRODY It looks like a converted church. +m98 INDY That doesn't look much like a library. +m98 INDY I don't know. Maybe he'll know us. +m98 BRODY Yes. Uh how will we recognize this Doctor Schneider when we see him? +m98 INDY Ah Venice... +m98 BRODY I'll tell him we'll take two. +m98 INDY Call Donovan Marcus. Tell him I'll take that ticket to Venice now. +m98 BRODY But if you want facts Indy I have none to give you. At my age I'm prepared to take a few things on faith. +m98 BRODY The search for the Cup of Christ is the search for the divine in all of us. +m98 INDY Do you believe the Grail actually exists? +m98 INDY Do you believe Marcus? +m98 BRODY I don't know. But someone must want it pretty badly. +m98 INDY It's Dad's Grail Diary. Every clue he ever followed. Every discovery he made. A complete record of his search for the Holy Grail. This is his whole life. Why would he have sent this to me? +m98 BRODY What is it? +m98 INDY Venice Italy! +m98 BRODY It's today's mail. And it's been opened. +m98 INDY Dad? +m98 INDY I don't know. But whatever it is he's in over his head! +m98 BRODY What has the old fool got himself into now? +m98 BRODY Yes. My treat. +m98 INDY Your treat. +m98 BRODY Well done Indy. Very well done indeed. This will find a place of honor in our Spanish collection. +m98 INDY All my life! +m98 BRODY All your life. +m98 INDY You know how long I've been looking for that?! +m98 BRODY You've got it! +m98 INDY Marcus! I did it! +m98 HENRY Got lost in his own museum huh? +m98 BRODY Indy! Henry! Follow met I know the way! Haaa! +m98 HENRY The Name of God... +m98 BRODY No Henry. Try not to talk. +m98 HENRY The Word of God... +m98 HENRY It's war. +m98 BRODY Look what you did! +m98 BRODY But don't you see? The pen is mightier than the sword. +m98 HENRY What? +m98 BRODY Henry the pen -- +m98 HENRY It's a rescue old boy. Come on. +m98 BRODY Henry! What are you doing here?! +m98 BRODY Arghhh! Oh! +m98 HENRY Marcus! +m98 BRODY You're meddling with powers you cannot possibly comprehend. +m98 DONOVAN Well Marcus we are on the brink of the recovery of the greatest artifact in the history of mankind. +m98 BRODY I'd rather spit in your face. But as I haven't got any spit... +m98 DONOVAN Care to wet your whistle Marcus? +m98 BRODY Oh well. That's good. Thank you. +m98 DONOVAN I maintain an apartment in Venice at your disposal. +m98 BRODY Schneider? +m98 DONOVAN Don't worry. Doctor Schneider will be there to meet you. +m98 BRODY Tell me what's going to happen when we get to Venice? +m98 INDY How dare he?! +m98 BUTLER This is a castle. And we have many tapestries. But if you're a Scottish lord then I am Mickey Mouse. +m98 INDY Dear me the man is dense. This is a castle isn't it? There are tapestries? +m98 BUTLER Tapestries? +m98 INDY Don't take that tone with me my good man. Now buttle off and tell Baron Brunwald that Lord Clarence MacDonald and his lovely assistant are here to view the tapestries. +m98 BUTLER Are you expected? +m98 DONOVAN We're through! +m98 INDY I'm through! +m98 DONOVAN You know something Doctor Jones? You're absolutely right. +m98 INDY Shooting me won't get you anywhere. +m98 DONOVAN Nazis?! -- Is that the limit of your vision?! The Nazis want to write themselves into the Grail legend and take on the world. Well they're welcome. But I want the Grail itself. The cup that gives everlasting life. Hitler can have the world but he can't take it with him. I'm going to be drinking my own health when he's gone the way of the Dodo. The Grail is mine and you're going to get it for me. +m98 INDY As what? A Nazi stooge like you? +m98 DONOVAN Impossible? What do you say Jones? Ready to go down in history? +m98 DONOVAN Didn't I warn you not to trust anybody Doctor Jones? +m98 INDY DONOVAN! +m98 DONOVAN We already have. Your father is the man who's disappeared. +m98 INDY You've got the wrong Jones Mister Donovan. Why don't you try my father? +m98 DONOVAN We've hit a snag. Our project leader has vanished. Along with all his research. Uh we received a cable from his colleague Doctor Schneider who has no idea of his whereabouts or what's become of him. I want you to pick up the trail where he left off. Find the man and you will find the Grail. +m98 INDY Yes? +m98 DONOVAN You could be more right than you know. +m98 INDY That's usually when the ground falls out from underneath your feet. +m98 DONOVAN "This is the manuscript in which the friar chronicled the Knight's story... it doesn't reveal on location of the Grail I'm afraid... but the Knight promised that two """"markers"""" that had been left behind would. This Tablet is one of those """"markers."""" It proves the Knight's story is true. But as you pointed out -- it's incomplete. Now the second """"marker"""" is entombed with the Knight's dead brother. Our project leader believes that tomb to be located within the city of Venice Italy. As you can now see Doctor Jones we're about to complete a great quest that began almost two thousand years ago. We're only one step away." +m98 DONOVAN "Not ""supposedly Doctor Jones." +m98 INDY I've heard this one as well. Two of these brothers walked out of the desert one hundred and fifty years after having found the Grail and began the long journey back to France. But only one of them made it. And before dying of extreme old age, he supposedly imparted his tale to a -- to a Franciscan friar, I think. +m98 DONOVAN Let me tell you another bedtime story Doctor Jones. After the Grail was entrusted to Joseph of Arimathaea, it disappeared and was lost for a thousand years before it was found again by three Knights of the First Crusade. Three brothers, to be exact. +m98 DONOVAN Just the same, an attempt to recover the Grail is currently underway. +m98 INDY What good is it? This Grail Tablet speaks of deserts and mountains and canyons. Pretty vague. Where do you start looking? Maybe if the Tablet were intact, you'd have something to go on. But the entire top portion is missing. +m98 DONOVAN Hard to resist, isn't it? The Holy Grail's final resting place described in detail! +m98 DONOVAN Every man's dream. Including your father's, I believe. +m98 INDY An old man's dream. +m98 DONOVAN Eternal life, Doctor Jones! The gift of youth to whoever drinks from the Grail. Oh, now that's a bedtime story I'd like to wake up to! +m98 INDY The Arthur Legend. I've heard this bedtime story before. +m98 DONOVAN The Holy Grail, Doctor Jones. The chalice used by Christ during the Last Supper. The cup that caught His blood at the Crucifixion and was entrusted to Joseph of Arimathaea. +m98 INDY "Where the cup that holds the blood of Jesus Christ resides forever.""" +m98 DONOVAN My engineers unearthed it in the mountain region north of Ankara while excavating for copper. Can you translate the inscription? +m98 INDY Where did this come from? +m98 DONOVAN That was our assessment as well. +m98 INDY Well it's sandstone. Christian symbol. Early Latin text. Mid-Twelfth Century I should think. +m98 DONOVAN Well like yourself Doctor Jones I have a passion for antiquities. Have a look over here. This might interest you. +m98 INDY I know who you are Mr. Donovan. Your contributions to the museum over the years have been extremely generous. Some of the pieces in your collection here are very impressive. +m98 DONOVAN My name is Donovan. Walter Donovan. +m98 ELSA I can reach it. I can reach it... +m98 INDY Elsa. Elsa don't. Elsa. Elsa. Give me your other hand honey. I can't hold you. +m98 INDY Elsa don't cross the Seal. The Knight warned us not to take the Grail from here. +m98 ELSA It's ours Indy. Yours and mine. +m98 INDY Elsa! Elsa don't move! +m98 INDY I'm like a bad penny. I always turn up. +m98 ELSA I never expected to see you again. +m98 ELSA All I have to do is scream. +m98 INDY All I have to do is squeeze. +m98 ELSA You do. +m98 INDY Yet you stood up to be counted with the enemy of everything the Grail stands for -- who gives a damn what you think? +m98 ELSA Is that what you think of me? I believe in the Grail not the Swastika. +m98 INDY My father didn't want it incinerated. +m98 ELSA You came back for the book? Why? +m98 INDY Where is it? I want it. +m98 ELSA How did you get here? +m98 INDY So it did. +m98 ELSA This book contained a map -- a map with no names -- precise directions from the unknown city to the secret Canyon of the Crescent Moon. +m98 ELSA How do you know? +m98 INDY This one. I think he's in here. +m98 INDY Don't know. Think of something. +m98 ELSA What are you going to do? +m98 ELSA I know the Brunwalds are famous art collectors. +m98 INDY What do you know about this place? +m98 ELSA It's lucky I don't do things the same way. You'd still be standing at the Venice pier. +m98 INDY No. You like the way I do things. +m98 ELSA No? +m98 INDY Knock it off. You're not mad. +m98 ELSA Oh yes. Give them a flower and they'll follow you anywhere. +m98 INDY At least I let you tag along. +m98 ELSA You had it? You didn't trust me! +m98 INDY Uh-huh. +m98 ELSA The Grail Diary. +m98 INDY This. +m98 ELSA What were they looking for? +m98 INDY Mine too. +m98 ELSA My room! +m98 INDY I said don't go between them! +m98 ELSA You said go between them! +m98 INDY I said go around! +m98 ELSA What? +m98 INDY Don't wander off. +m98 INDY He never would have made it past the rats! He hates rats! He's scared to death of them! +m98 ELSA Wouldn't it be wonderful if he were here now to see this? +m98 INDY It's a rubbing Dad made of the Grail Tablet. +m98 ELSA What's that? +m98 ELSA Look at the artistry of these carvings and the scrollwork. +m98 INDY It must be one of these... +m98 INDY Pretty sure. +m98 ELSA Are you sure? +m98 INDY The Ark of the Covenant. +m98 ELSA The Christians would have dug their own passages and burial chambers centuries later. +m98 INDY Right. Six hundred years before the Crusades. +m98 ELSA Pagan symbols. Fourth or Fifth Century. +m98 ELSA Lower me down. +m98 INDY Except he's lost and I'm not. +m98 ELSA You don't disappoint Doctor Jones. You're a great deal like your father. +m98 INDY Bingo. +m98 ELSA Find something? +m98 INDY My dad sent me this Diary for a reason. Until we find out why I suggest we keep it to ourselves. +m98 INDY Tomorrow I'll steal you another. +m98 ELSA But I'm already sad -- by tomorrow it will have faded. +m98 INDY It would make me very happy. +m98 ELSA In that case I permit you. +m98 INDY I usually don't either. +m98 ELSA I usually don't. +m98 INDY Fraulein -- will you permit me? +m98 INDY Who? Attila the Professor? He was never giddy even when he was a schoolboy! +m98 ELSA The last time I saw your father we were in the library. He was very close to tracking down the Knight's Tomb. I've never seen him so excited. He was as giddy as a schoolboy. +m98 ELSA Looks like the best parts have already been spoken for. +m98 INDY And my mother's ears. But the rest belongs to you. +m98 ELSA I knew it was you -- +m98 INDY Yes? +m98 ELSA Doctor Jones? +m98 INDY Yes sir! Haaa! +m98 HENRY After you Junior. +m98 INDY Uh-huh. +m98 HENRY Ready. +m98 INDY Ready? +m98 HENRY We named the dog Indiana. +m98 INDY I like Indiana. +m98 INDY Junior?! Dad... +m98 HENRY What did you find Junior? +m98 HENRY Me?... Illumination. +m98 INDY What did you find Dad? +m98 HENRY Elsa never really believed in the Grail. She thought she'd found a prize. +m98 INDY I can get it -- I can almost reach it Dad. +m98 HENRY Junior give me your other hand! I can't hold on!! +m98 INDY "J""""." +m98 HENRY "But in the Latin alphabet """"Jehovah"""" begins with an """"I""""." +m98 INDY The penitent man is humble... +m98 HENRY Penitent. Penitent... +m98 INDY The penitent man is humble before God. +m98 HENRY The penitent man. The penitent... +m98 INDY The penitent man will pass. The penitent... the penitent. The penitent man... +m98 HENRY "Only the penitent man will pass. Only the penitent man will pass.""""" +m98 HENRY Junior... +m98 INDY Dad?! +m98 INDY Get out of there Dad! +m98 HENRY You call this archaeology? +m98 INDY Dad? +m98 INDY Who cares? As long as they're keeping Donovan busy. Dad you stay here while Sallah and I organize some transportation. +m98 HENRY Now who are all these people? +m98 INDY Dad we're well out of range. +m98 HENRY What do you think you're doing?! Get down! +m98 INDY This could be close. +m98 HENRY This is intolerable! +m98 INDY It happens to me all the time. +m98 HENRY It's a new experience for me. +m98 INDY I know Dad! +m98 HENRY Those people are trying to kill us! +m98 INDY Thanks. +m98 HENRY Nice landing. +m98 HENRY More or less. Son I'm sorry. They got us. +m98 INDY Dad are we hit?! +m98 HENRY What happens at eleven o'clock? +m98 INDY Dad -- eleven o'clock!! +m98 INDY Fly... yes. Land... no. +m98 HENRY I didn't know you could fly a plane. +m98 HENRY I don't know. We'll find out. +m98 INDY What does that mean? +m98 HENRY "Then what are you complaining about? Look we have work to do. When we get to Alexandretta we will face three challenges. """"First the breath of God. Only the penitent man will pass. Second the Word of God only in the footsteps of God will he proceed. Third the Path of God only in the leap from the lion's head will he prove his worth.""""" +m98 INDY Well... I can't think of anything. +m98 HENRY Very well. I'm here now. +m98 INDY Dad how can you? +m98 HENRY You left just when you were becoming interesting. +m98 INDY What you taught me was that I was less important to you than people who had been dead for five hundred years in another country. And I learned it so well that we've hardly spoken for twenty years. +m98 HENRY Did I ever tell you to eat up? Go to bed? Wash your ears? Do your homework? No. I respected your privacy and I taught you self-reliance. +m98 INDY When? +m98 HENRY Actually I was a wonderful father. +m98 INDY A regret. It was just the two of us Dad. It was a lonely way to grow up. For you too. If you had been an ordinary average father like the other guys' dads you'd have understood that. +m98 HENRY And do I detect a rebuke? +m98 INDY We didn't talk. We never talked. +m98 HENRY Hmmm... What did we talk about? +m98 INDY Do you remember the last time we had a quiet drink? I had a milk shake. +m98 HENRY Ships that pass in the night... +m98 INDY I was the next man. +m98 HENRY Well I'm as human as the next man. +m98 INDY That's not all we shared. It's disgraceful. You're old enough to be her fa... er her grandfather! +m98 HENRY You know sharing your adventures is an interesting experience. +m98 INDY Relax. +m98 HENRY When we're airborne with Germany behind us then I'll share that sentiment. +m98 HENRY Good. +m98 INDY I don't know. The first available flight out of Germany. +m98 HENRY What did you get? +m98 HENRY Oh yes she did. Only too well. Unfortunately she kept her illness from me until all I could do was mourn her. +m98 INDY This is an obsession Dad. I never understood it. Never. Neither did Mom. +m98 HENRY That's for blasphemy. The quest for the Grail is not archaeology. It's a race against evil. If it is captured by the Nazis the armies of darkness will march all over the face of the earth. Do you understand me? +m98 INDY Two selfless martyrs. Jesus Christ! +m98 HENRY Marcus would agree with me. +m98 INDY What about Marcus? +m98 HENRY Yes! The only thing that matters is the Grail. +m98 INDY Half the German Army's on our tail and you want me to go to Berlin? Into the lion's den? +m98 HENRY I wrote them down in my Diary so that I wouldn't have to remember. +m98 INDY But what are they? Can't you remember? +m98 HENRY Oh yes. But I found the clues that will safely take us through in the Chronicles of St. Anselm. +m98 INDY Booby traps? +m98 HENRY Three devices of such lethal cunning. +m98 INDY What final challenge? +m98 HENRY Well he who finds the Grail must face the final challenge. +m98 INDY All right Dad -- tell me. +m98 HENRY There is more in the Diary than just the map. +m98 INDY You don't need the Diary Dad. Marcus has the map. +m98 HENRY My Diary's in Berlin. +m98 INDY Brody's this way. +m98 HENRY You're going the wrong Way! We have to get to Berlin! +m98 HENRY Stop! Stop! +m98 INDY What? +m98 HENRY Stop! +m98 HENRY What about the boat? We're not going on the boat? +m98 INDY Come on Dad. Come on! +m98 HENRY ...the solution presents itself. +m98 INDY Dad! +m98 INDY I'm out Dad! +m98 HENRY This is intolerable! +m98 HENRY Oh. +m98 INDY Head for the fireplace! +m98 HENRY What? +m98 INDY Dad! +m98 HENRY What? +m98 INDY Dad! +m98 HENRY What? +m98 INDY Dad! +m98 INDY All right move! Move! Rock your Chair. Do what I do. +m98 HENRY And the chair. +m98 INDY What??? +m98 HENRY The floor's on fire! See?! +m98 INDY Don't get sentimental now Dad -- save it 'til we get out of here. +m98 HENRY I ought to tell you something. +m98 INDY Try and burn through the ropes. +m98 HENRY Feels like a cigarette lighter. +m98 INDY My lucky charm. +m98 HENRY What am I looking for? +m98 INDY Are you kidding? -- I made that up! You know Marcus -- he got lost once in his own museum! +m98 HENRY You said he had two days' start. That he would blend in. Disappear! +m98 INDY Let's try and get these ropes loose. We've got to get to Marcus before the Nazis do! +m98 HENRY So did I. +m98 INDY Ooooh... I like the Austrian way better. +m98 HENRY She talks in her sleep. +m98 INDY How did you she was a Nazi? +m98 HENRY Umh? +m98 INDY She ransacked her own room and I fell for it. How did you know she was a Nazi? +m98 HENRY Don't worry. He won't. +m98 INDY No! Don't Shoot! +m98 HENRY Oh yeah? And who's gonna come to save you Junior?? +m98 INDY I came here to save you. +m98 HENRY Take it easy?! Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So it wouldn't fall into their hands!! +m98 INDY Will you take it easy! +m98 HENRY I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers. +m98 INDY Look can we discuss this later? +m98 HENRY You did!! +m98 INDY Well uh... +m98 HENRY You didn't did you? You didn't bring it did you? +m98 INDY Yeah? +m98 HENRY They want my diary. +m98 INDY Yeah big ones. What do the Nazis want with you Dad? +m98 HENRY Rats? +m98 INDY There were rats Dad. +m98 HENRY If only I could have been with you. +m98 INDY No Dad. You did. Forty years. +m98 HENRY ...you did it. +m98 HENRY Alexandretta... of course... on the pilgrim trail from the Eastern Empire. Oh Junior... +m98 INDY Alexandretta. It's a great moment in Henry's life. He turns aside lost to himself for a moment then turns to Indy with joy. +m98 HENRY And his shield... the inscription on Sir Richard's shield...? +m98 INDY Well what was left of him. +m98 HENRY He was actually there? You saw him? +m98 INDY Found it. +m98 HENRY I knew it. And the tomb of Sir Richard? +m98 INDY Right. +m98 HENRY Through the library? +m98 INDY I got it and I used it. We found the entrance to the catacombs. +m98 HENRY Humpf -- so I was wrong this time. But by God I wasn't wrong when I mailed you my Diary. You obviously got it. +m98 HENRY Good point. +m98 INDY Dad they come in through the doors. +m98 HENRY Well I am sorry about your head though. But I thought you were one of them. +m98 INDY No! Dad get your stuff. We've got to get out of here. +m98 HENRY Thank God! +m98 INDY Don't worry -- I'm fine. +m98 HENRY I'll never forgive myself -- +m98 INDY And the head. You hit me Dad! +m98 HENRY Oh it breaks the heart. +m98 INDY I came to get you! What do you think? +m98 HENRY But what are you doing here? +m98 INDY Don't call me that please. +m98 HENRY It is you Junior! +m98 HENRY Junior! +m98 INDY No Dad. You listen to me -- +m98 HENRY Then wait -- count to twenty. +m98 INDY It's important! +m98 HENRY Out! +m98 INDY Dad! +m98 KNIGHT I was chosen because I was the bravest and the most worthy. The honor was mine until another came to challenge me to single combat. I pass it to you who vanquished me. +m98 INDY I'm not exactly... a knight. What do you mean? +m98 KNIGHT You're strangely dressed... for a knight. +m98 KNIGHT A long time to wait. +m98 INDY That was seven hundred years ago. +m98 KNIGHT The last of three brothers who swore an oath to find the Grail and to guard it. +m98 INDY Who are you? +m98 KNIGHT I knew you'd come but my strength has left me. +m98 SALLAH They have them. In the belly of that steel beast. +m98 INDY Where's my father? +m98 SALLAH Compensation for my brother-in-law's car. Indy your father and Brody -- +m98 INDY Sallah I said no camels! That's five camels. Can't you Count? +m98 INDY No camels! +m98 SALLAH But Indy -- +m98 INDY I don't need camels. +m98 SALLAH I'll take the camels. +m98 INDY I'm going after those horses. +m98 INDY Come on -- come on! +m98 SALLAH That car belonged to my brother-in- law. +m98 SALLAH Ah they set out across the desert this afternoon. I believe they took Mister Brody with them. +m98 INDY What happened to Marcus Sallah? +m98 SALLAH Get that camel out of the way! +m98 KAZIM In that case God be with you in your quest. Your father is being held in the Castle of Brunwald on the Austrian-German border. +m98 INDY I didn't come for the Cup of Christ. I came to find my father. +m98 KAZIM Ask yourself why do you seek the Cup of Christ? Is it for His glory or for yours? +m98 KAZIM The secret of the Grail has been safe for a thousand years. And for all that time the Brotherhood of the Cruciform Sword has been prepared to do anything to keep it safe. +m98 INDY And why were you trying to kill me? +m98 KAZIM My name is Kazim. +m98 INDY Who are you? +m98 KAZIM If you let me go I will tell you where he is. +m98 INDY All right! Where's my father +m98 KAZIM No Doctor Jones. It's yours! +m98 INDY This is your last chance. +m98 KAZIM My soul is prepared. How's yours? +m98 INDY Then we'll die. +m98 KAZIM If you don't let go Doctor Jones we'll both die. +m98 INDY Where is he? Talk -- or you're dead. Damn it tell me! Tell me! +m98 KAZIM No. +m98 INDY My father was looking for the Holy Grail. Did you kill him too? +m98 KAZIM Because you're looking for the Holy Grail. +m98 INDY Why are you trying to kill us? +m159 JACK Mr. Gibbs organize a cleaning detail -- you and Cotton. I want every inch of the Pearl spic-and- span and ship-shape! +m159 ANAMARIA Aye aye sir! +m159 JACK AnaMaria trim the mainsail! +m159 JACK They'll be anchored on the lee side. Haul your wind and keep to the weather of the island -- +m159 ANAMARIA How does he do that? +m159 ANAMARIA I will. +m159 JACK You'll get it back. Or one better. +m159 ANAMARIA That boat is my livelihood! +m159 JACK Safe! At Port Royal. With the Royal Navy. +m159 ANAMARIA My dory. The Jolly Mon. Where is it? +m159 JACK AnaMaria! Have you seen Gibbs? I need to put together -- +m159 ANAMARIA You stole my boat. +m159 WILL He didn't waste it. +m159 BARBOSSA Hah. Ten years you carried that pistol and you end up wasting your shot. +m159 BARBOSSA Quite boy or you'll lose your tongue. Those as know me know I wouldn't cross my word and bring down bad luck on the ship. I agreed to set them free. I didn't when ... nor where. +m159 WILL No! You gave your word! +m159 BARBOSSA Eh? You have my word then -- on the Good Book I do swear and the Lord spare my worthless soul. +m159 WILL You must swear by the Holy Bible. +m159 WILL And Jack. And the crew. Free and unharmed. If you agree ... then ... I will remain with you. +m159 BARBOSSA We got that part. Anything else? +m159 WILL Elizabeth goes free! +m159 BARBOSSA Enough of that! Name your terms. +m159 WILL You can't. I can. +m159 BARBOSSA You've got one shot -- and we can't die. +m159 WILL She. Goes. Free. +m159 BARBOSSA What's in your head boy? +m159 JACK Or you could surrender. +m159 BARBOSSA So what now Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in epic battle until the trumpets of Judgement Day? +m159 JACK Remarkable how often those two traits coincide. +m159 BARBOSSA Just so you know Jack -- I don't think you're that clever. I think you're a fool. A mortal fool. +m159 BARBOSSA Aye for us there is. +m159 JACK There's ... another exit? +m159 BARBOSSA Men! Are you up for it? +m159 JACK Now you can take care of the Dauntless right? +m159 JACK Aye. See after you're done with the Royal Navy you'll have a bit of a problem: the H.M.S. Dauntless. There you'll be with two lovely ships on your hands and what to do? Of course you'll decide you deserve the bigger one and who's to argue? The Dauntless a first- rate ship-of-line and with it you can rule the seas. But if you're Captain of the Dauntless who's left for the Black Pearl? +m159 BARBOSSA That so? +m159 JACK The situation has changed. +m159 BARBOSSA I can't help wondering Jack why you're being so helpful and all? Last time you did that it didn't end well for you. +m159 JACK Like after you've killed ... Every ... Last ... One ... of Norrington's men. +m159 BARBOSSA What're you suggesting? +m159 JACK You've no hope of surviving Norrington's attack ... that is if you're mortal. +m159 JACK Because right about now the H.M.S. Dauntless is lying in wait in the harbor. +m159 BARBOSSA Why don't I want to do this? +m159 JACK All right then. +m159 BARBOSSA No I really think I do. +m159 BARBOSSA That's fair. +m159 JACK You can go to your grave not knowing. +m159 BARBOSSA So how did you get off that island anyway? +m159 JACK The last time you do this you left me a pistol with one shot. +m159 BARBOSSA You'd best take a swim Jack. +m159 JACK Someone needs to cut these bonds then. +m159 BARBOSSA Now Jack. That reef is less than a league distant. It's a square deal all around and you can't hope for better. +m159 JACK It's pure evil to make a Captain walk the plank of his own ship twice in one lifetime. No good can come of it. +m159 BARBOSSA Bosun! Set up Mr. Sparrow's quarters nice and fine ... in the brig. Meaning no disrespect of course. +m159 JACK I'll watch my back. +m159 BARBOSSA That fool woman took it. You be careful around her Jack -- she's pretty enough she'll steal your heart -- but pure evil inside. +m159 JACK What -- you don't have the medallion? +m159 BARBOSSA You're playing this as close to the edge as any man I'll give you that. We might just have to sign articles you and I. Jack you're a pirate at heart that's certain. +m159 JACK See that's where we're different. I trust you ... to do what it takes to get what you want. +m159 BARBOSSA Jack I don't trust you and that's a fact. Never trust a smiling man you can lay to that. +m159 BARBOSSA Track you down and -- +m159 JACK Let's say I tell you the wrong person. What would you do? +m159 BARBOSSA You're setting me up for a double cross you with the ship and me with nothing more than your word! +m159 JACK Wait as long as you like. +m159 BARBOSSA Blast you! I'll throw you in prison. +m159 JACK You left me on a desert island -- what worse can you do? +m159 BARBOSSA I'll torture it out of you. +m159 JACK You see I've got this honest streak in me -- in its own way a sort of curse. Oh and there's the fact that you have no choice. +m159 BARBOSSA I'm supposed to ... trust you? +m159 JACK That's right. +m159 BARBOSSA That's your offer? You sailing away nice and pretty with the Black Pearl and all I have is a name? +m159 JACK You give me the Pearl. Then I tell you who you need. +m159 BARBOSSA The Pearl? Oh that's fine. And just how do you expect this to work? +m159 JACK Simple. I have something you won't more than anything. The way to free you from the curse of the treasure. You have something I want -- more than anything. +m159 BARBOSSA Allow me the humor of listening to your terms. +m159 JACK No you won't. +m159 BARBOSSA Say the name or I slit your throat. +m159 JACK I know whose blood you need to end the curse. +m159 BARBOSSA No. But him I believe. He us genuinely angry. +m159 PINTEL Do you believe him? +m159 PINTEL I guess there is a reason to fret. +m159 BARBOSSA Turner blood doesn't flow pure in his veins. Best play it safe and spill it all. +m159 PINTEL No reason to fret. It's just a prick of the finger and a few drops of blood. +m159 BARBOSSA By the powers you're right! Where's Jack's pistol? Who's got it? Bring it forward! +m159 PINTEL That's proper sir according to the code. +m159 PINTEL And he's got Old Bill's courage. A curse on him and you! +m159 BARBOSSA Looks like your back to having nothing to offer. +m159 BARBOSSA Now. No don't kill him. +m159 PINTEL Now? +m159 ELIZABETH Will -- you can't trust him. +m159 BARBOSSA Agreed. You have my word as a gentleman of fortune -- +m159 BARBOSSA Aye. And not a bit of it any use to us only hoarded. But it will drive us no longer. +m159 ELIZABETH The curse drove you to gather this? +m159 BARBOSSA It's a piece of the treasure of Isla de Muerta. +m159 ELIZABETH It's a pirate medallion. +m159 BARBOSSA Do you not know what this is then? +m159 BARBOSSA Would that I could. +m159 ELIZABETH Then why aren't you eating? +m159 BARBOSSA Oh there would be no sense in killing you Miss Turner. +m159 BARBOSSA Now none of that. Please dig in. +m159 ELIZABETH Dare I ask the fate of it previous owner? +m159 BARBOSSA Maid or not it fits you. +m159 BARBOSSA It's you who invoked the parlay! Believe me Miss you'd best hand it over now ... or these be the last friendly words you'll hear! +m159 ELIZABETH Can I trust you? +m159 BARBOSSA No no nothing like that. Very well. You hand that over we'll put your town to our rudder and ne'er return. +m159 ELIZABETH Of course. I didn't steal it if that's what you mean. +m159 BARBOSSA And how does a maid come to own a trinket such as that? A family heirloom perhaps? +m159 ELIZABETH Thank you sir. +m159 BARBOSSA You've got sand for a maid. +m159 ELIZABETH Elizabeth -- Turner. I'm a maid in the governor's household. +m159 BARBOSSA You have a name missy? +m159 BARBOSSA Did you now? +m159 ELIZABETH Because it's what you're searching for. You've been searching for it for years. I recognize this ship. I saw it eight years ago when we made the crossing from England. +m159 BARBOSSA My holds are bursting with swag. That bit of shine matters to me ... Why? +m159 ELIZABETH I'll drop it! +m159 ELIZABETH Very well. +m159 BARBOSSA I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means 'No.' +m159 ELIZABETH I want you to leave. And never come back. +m159 BARBOSSA There was a lot of long words in there miss and we're not but humble pirates. What is it you want? +m159 ELIZABETH Captain Barbossa ... I have come to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal. +m159 BARBOSSA My apologies miss. As you were saying before you were so rudely interrupted? +m159 ELIZABETH Well I am not going to stay hidden in some cabin or I suppose it's going to be heaving bosoms and bare for the remainder of the voyage! +m159 NORRINGTON That would hardly be proper. +m159 ELIZABETH Then I can wear men's clothing. +m159 NORRINGTON You may seclude yourself in my cabin. I'm afraid we do not have any ladies' clothing aboard. +m159 NORRINGTON I know where your heart truly lies. +m159 ELIZABETH What? +m159 NORRINGTON Elizabeth I hereby withdraw my proposal. +m159 ELIZABETH Not as a condition -- a request. +m159 NORRINGTON I am to understand that you will accept my marriage proposal on the condition I rescue Mr. Turner? +m159 ELIZABETH Commodore I beg you -- please do this ... for me. As a wedding gift. +m159 ELIZABETH Commodore please! +m159 NORRINGTON Your father is frantic with worry. Our mission was to rescue you and return home. That is what we shall do. Mr. Turner's fate is regrettable. But so was his decision to engage in piracy. +m159 ELIZABETH No. The pirates have taken Will -- +m159 ELIZABETH He can locate Isla de Muerta -- but I doubt he'll be willing to help us from the brig. +m159 NORRINGTON You're speaking up for him again? +m159 ELIZABETH Commodore you can't do that! +m159 NORRINGTON Elizabeth I'm relieved you're safe. Clap him in irons. And behind his back this time. +m159 ELIZABETH Yes I'm all right I'm fine! Go capture him. +m159 NORRINGTON On his heels! Gillette bring a squad down from the fort! Elizabeth are you -- +m159 NORRINGTON One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness. +m159 ELIZABETH Commodore I must protest. Pirate or not this man saved my life. +m159 NORRINGTON I'm a bit nervous myself -- +m159 ELIZABETH I can't breathe. +m159 NORRINGTON I apologize if I seem forward -- but I must speak my mind. This promotion confirms that I have accomplished the goals I set for myself in my career. But it also casts into sharp relief that which I have not achieved. The thing all men most require: a marriage to a fine woman. You have become a fine woman Elizabeth. +m159 NORRINGTON Very good. +m159 ELIZABETH His name is Will Turner -- that's all I found out. +m159 NORRINGTON Did he speak? +m159 NORRINGTON Fetch a hook -- haul him out of there! +m159 ELIZABETH Boy overboard! +m159 NORRINGTON Man overboard! +m159 NORRINGTON Think again Miss Swann. Vile and dissolute creatures the lot of them. I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves: a short drop and a sudden stop. +m159 ELIZABETH I think it would be rather exciting to meet a pirate. +m159 ELIZABETH About the day we met. Do you remember? +m159 SWANN Elizabeth this is hardly appropriate -- +m159 ELIZABETH Women in London must have learned to not breathe. +m159 SWANN I'm told that dress is the very latest fashion in London. +m159 ELIZABETH Difficult ... to say. +m159 SWANN Or rather Commodore Norrington ... a fine gentleman don't you think? He fancies you you know. +m159 ELIZABETH I knew it. +m159 SWANN Captain Norrington's promotion ceremony. +m159 ELIZABETH Ceremony? +m159 SWANN Although ... I did think you could wear it to the ceremony today. +m159 SWANN Is an occasion necessary for a father to dote upon his daughter with gifts? +m159 ELIZABETH It's -- beautiful. May I inquire as to the occasion? +m159 ELIZABETH Yes -- yes. +m159 SWANN Elizabeth? Is everything all right? Are you decent? +m159 ELIZABETH Yes father. +m159 SWANN And that's what concerns me. Elizabeth we will be landing in Port Royal soon and beginning our new lives. Wouldn't it be wonderful if we comport ourselves as befits our class and station? +m159 ELIZABETH Actually I find it all fascinating. +m159 PINTEL He said you say that! He also said if that be the case you'll be dining with the crew and you'll be naked. +m159 ELIZABETH Tell the captain that I am disinclined to acquiesce to his request. +m159 PINTEL You'll be dining with the Captain and he requests you wear this. +m159 PINTEL It would appear so do you. +m159 ELIZABETH If an adversary demands parlay you can do them no harm until the parlay is complete. +m159 PINTEL I know the code. +m159 ELIZABETH Parlay! I invoke the right of parlay! According to the Code of the Brethern set down by the pirates Morgan and Bartholomew you must take me to your Captain! +m159 PINTEL What? +m159 WILL -- but that was not a proper kiss. +m159 ELIZABETH It doesn't! +m159 WILL Elizabeth I think it doesn't matter that we are of a different class -- +m159 ELIZABETH There. And don't you dare tell me that wasn't a proper kiss! +m159 ELIZABETH I guess you can never truly know someone else's heart. +m159 WILL I can't believe he would make such a sacrifice for us. +m159 ELIZABETH -- then we never would have met. +m159 WILL If I had known -- +m159 ELIZABETH To keep it away from them? No pirate would sail to London for fear of Execution Dock. +m159 WILL Why would my father send this to me? +m159 ELIZABETH Truthfully -- you were a bit late. +m159 WILL I'm glad we got here in time. +m159 WILL At least once more Miss Swann. As always. +m159 ELIZABETH Will how many times must I ask you to call me 'Elizabeth'? +m159 WILL I could never forget it Miss Swann. +m159 ELIZABETH What's your plan? +m159 JACK I have a plan. If it succeeds then any battle will be decidedly brief ... and one-sided. +m159 ELIZABETH These men will be facing an enemy that seemingly cannot be killed. +m159 JACK Exactly. +m159 ELIZABETH He might delay the rescue ... and that would be too late. +m159 JACK Nor did you I noticed. +m159 ELIZABETH You didn't tell Commodore Norrington everything. +m159 ELIZABETH Exactly. +m159 JACK You -- you burned up the island for a one-time chance at being spotted? +m159 ELIZABETH That signal is over a thousand feet high which means it can be seen for two hundred leagues in every direction. The entire Royal Navy is out to sea looking for me -- do you think there is even a chance they could miss it? +m159 ELIZABETH One because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into scoundrels. Two -- +m159 JACK Why? +m159 ELIZABETH Yes the rum is gone. +m159 JACK What are you doing? You've burned our food the shade -- the rum! +m159 JACK To the Black Pearl. +m159 ELIZABETH To freedom. +m159 JACK We've got a few bottles left ... and we've yet to tap the kegs. +m159 ELIZABETH Mr. Sparrow! I'm not sure I've had enough rum to allow that kind of talk. +m159 JACK Ah well ... the company is better than last time. And the scenery has definitely improved. +m159 ELIZABETH Jack it must be so terrible for you to be trapped here on this island all over again. +m159 ELIZABETH You'll be positively the most fearsome pirates to sail the Spanish Main. +m159 JACK When I get the Black Pearl back I'm going to teach it to the whole crew and we'll sing it all the time! +m159 JACK More to drink! +m159 ELIZABETH Well perhaps ... with a bit more to drink I might ... +m159 JACK Now I must hear this song. An authentic pirate song. Have at it. +m159 ELIZABETH That was before I met one of course. +m159 ELIZABETH Oh no ... it's silly. Back in England we didn't know a thing about pirates really. They seemed so romantic and daring -- +m159 JACK I know a lot of songs about pirates but none I'd teach a child. Let's hear it. +m159 ELIZABETH Nothing ... it's nothing. Just ... I'm reminded of a song I learned as a child. A song about pirates. +m159 JACK What? What was that? Something funny Miss Swann? Share please. +m159 ELIZABETH Drink up me hearties yo ho ... +m159 ELIZABETH Not when you can drink instead at least. +m159 JACK Don't be thinking I'm happy about this Elizabeth. But I see no use in wailing and gnashing my teeth over that which I can do nothing about. +m159 JACK You're right. Here's luck to you Will Turner. +m159 ELIZABETH A month? Will doesn't have a month! We've got to do something to help him! +m159 JACK You should look at our contretemps this way: we've got shade trees thank the Lord. We've got some food on the trees thank the Lord again. And we've got rum praise the Lord. We can stay alive a month maybe more. Keep a weather eye open for passing ships and our chances are fair. +m159 JACK Welcome to the Caribbean love. +m159 ELIZABETH So that's it? That's the secret grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow? You spent three days on the beach drinking rum? +m159 JACK Last time I was here a grand total of three days. Last time the rumrunners who used this island as a cache came by and I bartered passage off. But from the looks of this they've been out of business and so that won't be happening again. We probably have your friend Norrington to thank for that. +m159 ELIZABETH But ... you did it before! Last time -- +m159 JACK It won't. It won't and so we won't. +m159 ELIZABETH What? What's wrong? How will this help us get off the island? +m159 JACK Don't be thinking I'm not already working on it. +m159 ELIZABETH Captain Sparrow! We have to get off this island -- immediately! +m159 JACK The trees are taller. +m159 ELIZABETH Has it changed since the last time you were here? +m159 JACK No. This won't work. I'll stay behind and fight them. You go on. +m159 ELIZABETH Come on! +m159 JACK No I'm -- rescuing you. +m159 ELIZABETH You're in league with Barbossa! +m159 JACK Me! +m159 ELIZABETH You?! +m159 JACK I saved your life; now you've saved mine. We're square. +m159 ELIZABETH You are despicable. +m159 JACK Miss Swann if you'll be so kind? +m159 ELIZABETH Miss Swann. +m159 JACK Ah that's a dark and unpleasant tale best left untold. +m159 GIBBS How did you get off the island? +m159 JACK We're catching up! +m159 GIBBS What's in your head to put you in such a fine mood? +m159 JACK She can hold a bit longer. +m159 GIBBS We'd best drop canvas sir! +m159 JACK That he is. +m159 GIBBS Kid's a bit of a stick isn't he? +m159 GIBBS And you've got that have you? +m159 JACK Not if the fool has something Barbossa wants. Something he needs. +m159 GIBBS A fool's errand. +m159 JACK Aye and that's why I know where it's going to be and that's why I know what Barbossa is up to. All I need is a crew. +m159 GIBBS Jack it's a fool's errand: You've heard the tales they tell about the Pearl. +m159 JACK I'm going after the Black Pearl. I know where it's going to be and I'm going to take it. +m159 GIBBS Say again? +m159 JACK Now where I wonder would they have gotten that idea? +m159 GIBBS Oh there's a hard tale Jack. Most of the decent pirates in town won't sail with you -- seem to think you're a jinx. +m159 JACK First -- have you found me a crew? +m159 GIBBS Make it last then. Now what's the nature of this venture of yours? +m159 GIBBS Aye that'll about do it. +m159 JACK Well fortunately I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink and the man who was sleeping it drinks it while listening to a proposition. +m159 GIBBS Curse you for breathing you slack- jawed idiot. Mother's love Jack you know better than to wake a man when he's sleeping. It's bad luck! +m159 GIBBS Will -- it'll go worse for us -- for Elizabeth especially -- if we fight. +m159 WILL We can at least fight -- we might be able to kill a few-- +m159 GIBBS That we are. +m159 WILL We're not going to just surrender! +m159 GIBBS It's a signal. If we resist it won't just be death. There'll be torture as well. +m159 WILL How did he get off the island? +m159 GIBBS Jack gave hisself up for the sake of his loyal crew. He was marooned on an island left there to die. +m159 GIBBS Ah -- he's learned then. Plays things more close to the vest. See Jack was a cartographer back in Old England. Somehow he came by the money to commission the Pearl. Hired himself a crew promised each man an equal share. So they're forty days out and the First Mate says everything's an equal share that should mean the location of the island too. So Jack gave up the bearings. That night there was a mutiny. +m159 WILL What? He never told me that. +m159 GIBBS I'll tell lee. Now Jack Sparrow has an honest streak in him and that's where the whole problem starts. This was when he was Captain of the Black Pearl -- +m159 WILL Really? So ... what's the story on the pistol? +m159 GIBBS Now lad just because it don't point north don't mean it don't work. That compass gives bearings to the Isla de Muerta wherever it may lay. +m159 WILL How do we expect to find an island no one can find -- with a compass that doesn't work? +m159 WILL I know. That was for the smell. +m159 GIBBS Blast it I'm already awake! +m159 NORRINGTON I don't think that will be necessary. +m159 GILLETTE Sir! Shall I break out the cannons? +m159 NORRINGTON Wait for my order -- what the blazes is that? +m159 GILLETTE All the men in place sir. Ready to fire. +m159 NORRINGTON Better to see it at the bottom of the sea than in the hands of a pirate. +m159 GILLETTE Hands! Come about! Jackets off the cannons! We are to fire on our own ship? +m159 NORRINGTON We need only to come about to put them in range of the long nines. +m159 GILLETTE The wind is quarter from astern ... by the time we're underway we'll never catch them. +m159 NORRINGTON Raise the sails. +m159 JACK As likely as not. Will short up the anchor we've got ourselves a ship! +m159 GILLETTE Agreed. You have the momentary advantage sir. But I will see you smile from the yard arm sir. +m159 JACK Fine by me. We brought you a nice little boat so you can all get back to shore safe and sound. +m159 GILLETTE Sir I'll not see any of my men killed or wounded in this foolish enterprise. +m159 JACK We'll see about that. +m159 GILLETTE You understand this ship cannot be crewed by only two men. You'll never make it out of the bay. +m159 JACK Dead serious. +m159 MURTOGG I said no lies. +m159 JACK None? Very well. You rumbled me. I confess: I intend to commandeer one of these ships pick up a crew in Tortuga and go on the account do a little honest pirating. +m159 JACK Smith. +m159 MURTOGG What's your name? +m159 JACK That so? I've heard of one supposed to be fast neigh uncatchable ... the Black Pearl? +m159 MURTOGG Oh the Dauntless is the power in these waters true enough -- but there's no ship that can match the Interceptor for speed. +m159 JACK That's a fine goal I'm sure ... But it seems to me a ship like that -- -- makes this one here just a wee superflous. +m159 JACK This must be some important boat. +m159 MURTOGG No ... somone has to make sure this dock stays off-limits to civilians. +m159 JACK Some sort of to-do up at the fort eh? You two weren't invited? +m159 JACK Sorry I didn't know. +m159 MURTOGG This dock is off-limits to civilians. +m159 JACK I'll slip in talk them into to come out and you'll be free to blow holy high heaven the whole lot of them. +m159 NORRINGTON I'll be at the wheel myself. +m159 JACK That chart I drew up'll get you past the reefs. If you're steersman's good enough that is. +m159 JACK I knew you'd listen to reason! +m159 NORRINGTON Nothing I wouldn't be please to be rid of. +m159 JACK They left me stranded. Twice. What have you got to lose? +m159 NORRINGTON You would do that? +m159 JACK Funny I was thinking along those lines. How about you let me go in alone and while you're setting up an ambush I'll trick the pirates out to you. +m159 NORRINGTON I don't like the situation Mister Sparrow. The island is riddled with caves. I will not put my men at a disadvantage. +m159 NORRINGTON By remembering that I serve others not only myself. +m159 JACK Norrington think about it ... the Black Pearl its captain and crew ... the last pirate threat in the Caribbean. How can you pass that up? +m159 NORRINGTON We are bound for Port Royal not Isla de Muerta. +m159 JACK We had time to get to know each other. +m159 NORRINGTON Indeed. +m159 JACK But it seems to be enough to condemn him. +m159 JACK Ah but you have heard of me. +m159 NORRINGTON Taking stock: you've got a pistol with only one shot a compass that doesn't point north ... and no ship. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I have ever heard of. +m159 JACK Captain Jack Sparrow. If you please. +m159 NORRINGTON Well well... Jack Sparrow isn't it? +m159 JACK The worst. On the other hand maybe I'm a man who can't pass up a chance for revenge against the black-hearted bastard who stole my ship and left me to die in the middle of the ocean -- twice! -- and who knows how to get what he wants. Now that's a great pirate. +m159 WILL Well you're the worst pirate I've ever heard of. You're a man who can be trusted who can be counted on and who can't betray his friends. What kind of pirate is that? +m159 JACK -- and its guns and crew will cut you and your men to pieces the moment you step outside these caves. +m159 WILL Jack! +m159 JACK It's the right way. +m159 WILL Are you certain this is the right way? +m159 JACK Don't talk. These caves magnify sound. Just follow me. +m159 WILL Jack! +m159 JACK Do you have any idea where you're going? +m159 WILL My name is Will Turner the son of Bootstrap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins. You need my blood. And on my word I will pull this trigger and sink all the way down to Davy Jones' Locker! +m159 JACK Will -- don't do anything stupid! Don't say anything stupid -- +m159 JACK I'm sure. When you've led the kind of life that I have there are debts that must be paid. Maybe I can balance the scales a little. +m159 WILL Are you sure? Jack -- this is not something you have to do. +m159 JACK Go to the opposite end of the island and signal the ship. I'll keep 'em busy. +m159 JACK I'll lead them away. +m159 WILL No. +m159 JACK This way! +m159 WILL Miss Swann! We're here to rescue you! It's going badly! +m159 JACK On whether the stories are all true. If they are that's a waterfall that spills over at high tide with a short drop to an underground lagoon. If not -- +m159 WILL On what? +m159 JACK Depends. +m159 WILL What's that? +m159 WILL Barbossa. +m159 JACK But I survived. And I still have that single shot. It's meant for one man. My mutinous first mate-- +m159 JACK The pistol. When a pirate is marooned Will he's given a pistol with a single shot. No good for hunting or surviving really. But after three weeks of starvation and thrist -- the option of that pistol begins to look good. +m159 WILL Wait -- what about the pistol? +m159 JACK These are the only ones worth having. And we're going to need them -- +m159 WILL Shut up before you lose them all! +m159 JACK Don't worry. I've already got a Quartermaster -- there! +m159 WILL Just do it quickly. +m159 JACK Oh -- did I forget to mention that? +m159 WILL Tortuga? +m159 JACK Then that's not much incentive for me to fight fair is it? +m159 WILL You didn't beat me. You ignored the rule of engagement. In a fair fight I'd kill you. +m159 JACK Put it away Will. It's not worth getting beat again. +m159 WILL My father -- was not -- a pirate! +m159 JACK Sure -- because he could always go pirating. +m159 WILL My father did not think of my mother -- his family -- as a burden. +m159 JACK You think your father is the only man who ever lived the Glasgow life telling folk one thing and then going off to do another? There's quite a few who come here hoping to amass enough swag to ease the burdens of respectable life. And they're all 'merchant marines.' +m159 WILL He was a merchant marine! He was a respectable man who obeyed the law and followed the rules-- +m159 JACK Figured you wouldn't want to hear it. +m159 WILL It's not true my father was a pirate. +m159 JACK I swear you look just like him. +m159 WILL That's not true. +m159 JACK Good man. Good pirate. And clever -- I never met anyone with as clever a mind and hands as him. When you were puzzling out that cell door it was like seeing his twin. +m159 WILL 'Bootstrap?' +m159 JACK I knew him. Probably one of the few he knew him as William Turner. Most everyone just called him Bill or 'Bootstrap' Bill. +m159 WILL My father. William Turner? +m159 JACK Is that so? +m159 WILL I worked passage from England as a cabin boy. After my mother passed I came out here ... looking for my father. +m159 JACK For a man whose made an industry of avoiding boats you're a quick study. +m159 WILL Aye! Avast! +m159 JACK Everybody stay calm. We're taking over the ship! +m159 JACK Remarkable how often those two traits coincide. +m159 WILL This is either crazy or brilliant. +m159 JACK So's breaking a man out of jail. Face it Will: you may say you'll never be a pirate but you're off to a rip-roaring start. My advice -- smile and enjoy it. +m159 WILL It's still against the law. +m159 JACK Commandeer. We're going to commandeer a ship. Nautical term. +m159 WILL We're going to steal a ship? That ship? +m159 JACK No worries there. She's far more likely to rot out from under us. +m159 WILL I haven't set foot off dry land since I was twelve when the ship I was on exploded. It's been a sound policy. +m159 JACK Come aboard. +m159 JACK Good. +m159 WILL I'd die for her. +m159 JACK My business Will. As for your business -- one question or there's no use going. This girl -- what does she mean to you? How far are you willing to go to save her? +m159 WILL Why are brothering with that? +m159 WILL We need to go! +m159 JACK Not without my effects. +m159 JACK Agreed! +m159 WILL Agreed. +m159 WILL I helped build these cells. Those are hook-and-ring hinges. The proper application of strength the door'll lift free. Just calls for the right lever and fulcrum ... +m159 JACK How? The key's run off. +m159 WILL I can get you out of here. +m159 JACK So it is that you found a girl. Well if you're intending to brave all and hasten to her rescue and so win fair lady's heart you'll have to do it alone. I see no profit in it for me. +m159 WILL Never. They took Miss Swann. +m159 JACK And you want to turn pirate yourself? +m159 WILL Because you're a pirate. +m159 JACK Why ask me? +m159 WILL The ship's real enough. So its anchorage must be a real place. Where is it? +m159 JACK Surely you've heard the stories? The Black Pearl sails from the dreaded Isla de Mureta ... an island that cannot be found -- except by those who already know where it is. +m159 WILL Where does it make berth? +m159 JACK Somewhat. +m159 WILL Are you familiar with that ship? The Black Pearl? +m159 WILL No. I can not just step aside and let you escape. +m159 JACK Move! +m159 WILL No. +m159 JACK Move away. +m159 JACK Pirate. +m159 WILL You cheated. +m159 JACK You need to find yourself a girl. Or maybe the reason you practice three hours a day is you've found one -- but can't get her? +m159 WILL I do. And I practice with them. At least three hours a day. +m159 JACK Who makes all these? +m159 JACK Only a little. +m159 WILL You threatened Miss Swann. +m159 JACK Do you think this is wise boy? Crossing blades with a pirate? +m159 JACK Ah. Then it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record. So if you'll excuse me ... +m159 WILL I've made a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates. +m159 JACK You look familiar ... Have I ever threatened you before? +m159 MURTOGG Still -- +m159 MULLROY Mentioned it is more what he did. +m159 MURTOGG That Jack Sparrow ... he talked about the Black Pearl. +m159 MURTOGG If he were telling truth he wouldn't have told us. +m159 MULLROY He may be. +m159 MURTOGG He's not telling the truth. +m159 MULLROY I think he's telling the truth. +m159 MURTOGG And no lies! +m159 MULLROY What's your business in Port Royal 'Mr. Smith'? +m159 MULLROY Like I said there's no real ship as can match -- Hey! +m159 MURTOGG ... no. +m159 MULLROY Oh and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails and therefore couldn't possibly be any ship other than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're saying? +m159 MURTOGG But I've seen a ship with black sails. +m159 MULLROY No. +m159 MURTOGG ... No. +m159 MULLROY You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out? +m159 MURTOGG Yes I have. +m159 MULLROY You haven't seen it. +m159 MURTOGG Yes. +m159 MULLROY You've seen the Black Pearl? +m159 MURTOGG Yes. +m159 MULLROY You've seen it? +m159 MURTOGG Yes it is. I've seen it. +m159 MULLROY No it's not. +m159 MURTOGG The Black Pearl is a real ship. +m159 MULLROY There's no *real* ship as can match the Interceptor. +m159 SWANN Dammit man it appears someone is stealing your ship! +m159 NORRINGTON Please. +m159 SWANN But -- +m159 NORRINGTON A moment. +m159 SWANN Commodore -- +m159 NORRINGTON Bleak. Very bleak. +m159 SWANN Well she had a very taxing day... Ghastly weather tonight. +m159 NORRINGTON No. She hasn't. +m159 SWANN Has my daughter given you an answer yet? +m159 NORRINGTON An explosion in the powder magazine. Merchant vessels run heavily armed. +m159 SWANN What happened here? +m159 SWANN Where did he come from? +m159 NORRINGTON He's still breathing. +m159 NORRINGTON My apologies Governor. +m159 SWANN Captain Norrington... I appreciate your fervor but I am concerned about the effect this subject will have on my daughter. +m189 LIZ Let me see. +m189 ADELE Peter-- you took this picture? +m189 LIZ Be nice. +m189 ADELE And Flash isn't? +m189 ADELE At least this ensemble doesn't glow in the dark. +m189 LIZ Well look who's dressing for success. +m189 LIZ Peter Parker you have no idea what I did this weekend. Or didn't do. It's no business of yours either way. +m189 ADELE Time to get my bowling ball re drilled. +m189 LIZ Oh beware of jealousy my lord the green-eyed monster... +m189 ADELE Sexual tension... +m189 BEN I'm always here Pete. +m189 PETER I know. +m189 BEN When you won that scholarship I was proud of you. +m189 BEN -- no I mean... we... your Aunt May not wantin' kids and all... I mean we both... +m189 PETER Oh come on Ben that's not-- +m189 BEN Yeah ya like to do things on your own I been thinkin' lately. Maybe I wasn't the ya know greatest dad-- +m189 PETER No no. +m189 BEN Cause if you get in a bind-- +m189 PETER Oh sure. +m189 BEN Ya set for uh ya know-- money? +m189 BEN Yeah Babe Ruth you wasn't. +m189 PETER Remember Little League? +m189 BEN S'funny. When your mom and dad uh passed away I had this idea. I wanted you to be the best baseball player in the world. +m189 PETER No…not really. +m189 BEN Ya still follow the Mets Pete? +m189 BEN Eh. If I ever get out from under. Maybe take May to France or somethin'. +m189 PETER I know. Still thinking about retiring? +m189 BEN Wasn't worth gettin' upset over a Milky Way. Anyways I was never much for ya know discipline. +m189 PETER You stop him? +m189 BEN Ah ya know. Neighborhood's not what it used to be. Kid no more'n five swiped a candy bar the other day. +m189 PETER Same old stuff. How's the pharmacy? +m189 BEN So uh... how's college goin'? +m189 PETER No. No that's okay. +m189 BEN What want a glass? +m189 PETER Uh Uncle Ben I-- +m189 BEN Here you go Pete. +m189 HARRY Or was it all a dream? +m189 FLASH See? +m189 HARRY I was there. +m189 FLASH -- but they got it all wrong. Any fool can figure it out. Spider-Man nailed this guy! +m189 HARRY Flash drop it-- +m189 FLASH No no listen. They're tryin' to say he was in cahoots with this killer-- +m189 HARRY Yeah take pity on the feeble minded. +m189 FLASH Come on laughter's the best medicine! +m189 LIZ Flash get lost. +m189 LIZ Hm. What a lump. +m189 FLASH Mistake? Hey guy get back here! +m189 LIZ I saw him too. He was silly and obnoxious. +m189 FLASH Hey guys. Check it out-- I saw this dud on the tube last night. He is incredibly cool. +m189 FLASH I'm parked illegally! +m189 LIZ I was sort of hoping to get out of-- +m189 FLASH Lizzy! +m189 HARRY Oh. Well hang in there amigo. +m189 PETER Well I've missed a lot of classes myself... +m189 HARRY Oh I need your notes from the classes I missed. +m189 HARRY I got you a present. +m189 PETER Listen I do appreciate your concern but-- +m189 HARRY You get mugged or something? +m189 PETER You're not half the idiot I am Harry. +m189 HARRY And you let me go on about Rosomoff working me too hard? I feel like a complete idiot. +m189 PETER Mm-hmm. +m189 HARRY Jesus Christ. +m189 HARRY I am not pitiful! I am the bridge to the Übermensch! +m189 PETER Don't be pitiful. +m189 HARRY You're so responsible it's disgusting. But you're my only friend... do you hate me? +m189 HARRY Why home? The real world beckons man! The possibilities are endless. Want to go up to the World Trade Center and laugh at New Jersey? +m189 PETER Great idea. Let me get some shoes. I'll take you home. +m189 HARRY Screw scholarships! Universities are death! They make slaves of us all with their fetid ideas! Burn 'em down I say! +m189 PETER I know. I've got one too. +m189 HARRY "Scholarship students must maintain dignity at all times.""""" +m189 PETER Let me guess. The hunting dogs. You lost your scholarship. +m189 HARRY "Harry Osborne diminishes the stature of the University.""""" +m189 PETER Harry… +m189 HARRY Ooooh. Your feet are on fire. +m189 PETER Harry! +m189 HARRY A little bunny I saved from dissection. +m189 PETER What's in there? +m189 HARRY They'll never take me alive. +m189 PETER You maniac. You'll blow your scholarship. +m189 PETER Right. +m189 HOGAN You can be great kid just stick with it. But let me give you one little piece of advice... be a good guy. +m189 PETER Oh look Mr. Hogan I'm really sorry about what happened in there. Really-- +m189 HOGAN How are you doing kid? +m189 HOGAN Get away from me freak! +m189 PETER Are you okay? +m189 PETER That's not even close. +m189 HOGAN Lemme down bugface! +m189 PETER Now tell me you love me. +m189 JAMESON No! Now get outta my face kid. +m189 PETER Can I get a word in edgewise? +m189 JAMESON No! Washington Square manhole covers turn into flying saucers and radios explode like A-bombs. Did you get pictures? +m189 PETER Mr. Jameson-- +m189 JAMESON Bunch of kids at your goddamned college say their appliances attacked them. Did you get pictures? +m189 PETER You print pictures of Bigfoot! +m189 JAMESON I don't give a gerbil's ass how you got 'em! I can't print this surreal garbage! +m189 PETER Double-exposures? But they're not-- I was in-- +m189 JAMESON I got a question college boy. What the hell am I supposed to do with these!? I ask for disaster pathos what do I get? Salvador Dali! When I want artsy-fartsy double-exposures I'll ask for-- +m189 PETER Mr. Jameson-- +m189 JAMESON I like enthusiasm. That's why I use a lot of smart-ass kids. Not just 'cause they work cheap. +m189 PETER Well thanks. You wouldn't believe what I went through to get those. Right after you took my camera this ambulan-- +m189 JAMESON I bet you don't think I appreciate you Parker. I do. +m189 JAMESON Gimme that. Pick it up later. +m189 PETER Can't focus... +m189 JAMESON Seventy. But I want blood and gore. You know sexy stuff. +m189 PETER Can we make it a hundred? +m189 JAMESON Get inside and get pictures. Fifty bucks. +m189 PETER Yeah-- +m189 JAMESON Parker-- you go here right? Got your camera? +m189 PETER You taking extension classes Mr. Jameson? +m189 JAMESON You make your own luck Parker! Get into the middle of things spend every day pounding the pavement of the city's mean streets-- +m189 PETER Come on that's pure luck! The guy was in the right place at the right time-- +m189 PETER I think you're trying to tell me something. +m189 JAMESON Too hip. Your photos suck kid. +m189 JAMESON Hmf-hrr? +m189 SPIDER-MAN Oh that? It'll come unstuck in a half-hour or so. Your mouth needs the rest. Bye. +m189 SPIDER-MAN Fine. +m189 JAMESON Frmpph-yrr. +m189 SPIDER-MAN Thank you. Now repeat after me-- Spider-Man is a good guy. On the side of right and niceness and cute baby animals and all that. +m189 JAMESON Police help! Po-- mmph. +m189 SPIDER-MAN Would you cool it already? +m189 JAMESON I don't submit to blackmail! The first amendment protects my freedom to tell the news as I imagine it and-- +m189 SPIDER-MAN Relax Jameson. This is business. I know you want photos of me so I'll give your boy Parker an exclusive. On one condition-- +m189 PETER Deal. But don't tell anyone. I want to keep a low profile. +m189 LEIBER An even five I throw in the jacket. +m189 PETER Two suits by tomorrow for $400? +m189 LEIBER You're making my life difficult. +m189 PETER How about tomorrow? +m189 LEIBER Eh. Week from tomorrow. +m189 PETER A spider. Eight legs. +m189 LEIBER What's this? A cockaroach? +m189 PETER Uh-huh. Look this should be skintight. Bright colors. Red maybe a deep midnight blue. +m189 LEIBER No refund on the mask y'know. Health laws. +m189 SPIDER-MAN Just about. See I also have this amazing strength. +m189 LETTERMAN Are you quite finished? +m189 SPIDER-MAN Just about. You see I also have this amazing strength... +m189 LETTERMAN All right amazing. Are you quite finished? +m189 SPIDER-MAN Well... +m189 LETTERMAN I'll hate myself in the morning for asking but what exactly makes you any more amazing than the average jerk on the street? +m189 SPIDER-MAN Thanks I already ate. +m189 LETTERMAN Can I get you a snack-- a housefly maybe? +m189 SPIDER-MAN Just call me Spidey. +m189 LETTERMAN I see. So Amazing Spider-Man-- I'll assume that's not your given name-- +m189 SPIDER-MAN Sorry. I'm still getting the hang of this. +m189 LETTERMAN Is that bug juice or are you just glad to see me? +m189 MAY What if the world ends tomorrow? +m189 LIZ What if you get hurt? +m189 MAY Even if you've heard them a million times in every stupid pop song ever written. +m189 LIZ Even if they're not clever. +m189 MAY Some things you should say anyway. +m189 LIZ He knew. +m189 MAY Maybe I was hiding. For years I never told Ben the one important thing. +m189 LIZ I don't think he wants me to find him. +m189 MAY When Peter was little he loved to hide. In closets under the sink. He needed a secret place. But when I'd look for him he'd laugh... he wanted to be found. +m189 LIZ He left. I couldn't believe it-- he just left! It's as if he's somewhere else... I'm only getting a piece of him. +m189 PETER Nah. +m189 LIZ This may be the end of a beautiful friendship you know. +m189 LIZ Why? +m189 PETER Hold it. Can we stop being clever just for a moment? +m189 LIZ Hm. Well I like you too. I like your aunt. I like your shoelaces. I like-- +m189 PETER I... I like you. A lot. +m189 LIZ Hello. So very boring. Peter Parker how do you feel about me this morning? +m189 PETER Hello Liz. +m189 PETER I'm here... +m189 LIZ Peter? +m189 LIZ Her cleverness that hard edge-- maybe they're the weakest part of her. The strong part is… what's underneath. The part she was protecting. There's no reason to protect it... I think she's just finding that out now. +m189 PETER Strong... +m189 LIZ Ssh. I always thought she was a strong person. She is-- but not for the reasons I thought. +m189 PETER Oh God I forgot to-- +m189 LIZ May's much better. She'll be out soon. +m189 LIZ Just shut up and close your eyes. This'll hurt. +m189 PETER I'm sorry about being a jerk this afternoon. +m189 PETER Unh-huh. Excuse me. I've gotta go. +m189 LIZ Hello. Earth to Peter. Are you listening? +m189 LIZ I know what you mean. I... +m189 PETER Am I? I'm not so sure. I used to be sure of a lot of things. Oh different things from week to week but now-- I'm not sure of anything anymore. +m189 LIZ Listen. You think you're responsible for everything that happens. Don't flagellate yourself - and don't flatter yourself either. You're not the center of the universe. You're just... Peter. +m189 PETER You'd feel what? +m189 LIZ "So? The next day I'd read ""Peter Parker murdered and I'd feel..." +m189 PETER Well, no. +m189 LIZ You're not trained for that. None of us are... I mean, sometimes I... Okay, let's say you had gone back. What then? Are you bulletproof? +m189 PETER They keep saying there's nothing I could've done. That's a lie. I could've done something. If only I'd paid attention to my feelings. +m189 PETER I think I'd like that. +m189 LIZ Do you mind if I come too? +m189 PETER -- but at least Aunt May's okay now. I really have to stop by the hospital this afternoon. +m189 PETER That was then. I'm better since the lobotomy. +m189 LIZ This from a man who winces at the cost of a pretzel? +m189 PETER No, it wasn't only you-- it -- it just wasn't my style. Hey, look-- let's go to lunch. Someplace nice for a change. +m189 LIZ Oh, don't do it on my account-- +m189 PETER Sort of. I'm returning the-- that outfit that you hated so much. Maybe I can get my money back. +m189 LIZ What's in the bag? Garbage? +m189 LIZ That wasn't clever. That was just nasty. +m189 PETER This from a girl who still plays with dolls. +m189 LIZ Sit down and stop being such a child. +m189 PETER I've got no problems. +m189 LIZ What's your problem? +m189 PETER Don't misquote Othello at me. Besides, you'd have to care about somebody to strangle them. +m189 PETER I'm sure you kept warm. +m189 LIZ Brrr. It's colder than New Hampshire in here. +m189 PETER Hi, Adele. +m189 LIZ Eat alone, gotta read. Social defense tactic 17 Peter, that jacket is foul. Lose your glasses? +m189 LIZ Oh. Maybe I should, too-- +m189 PETER I've gotta study. +m189 LIZ What are you doing this weekend? +m189 LIZ Hurry up, Flash! +m189 PETER I'd never admit that. +m189 LIZ "Eugene. Admit it, Peter-- you'd do anything for a nickname like Flash.""" +m189 PETER Does it have a human name? +m189 LIZ Some prep school thing. +m189 PETER "Flash Liz. You're going out with something that calls itself Flash.""""" +m189 LIZ You should write that one down. +m189 PETER But you like that in a man? +m189 LIZ God Flash can be such a jerk. +m189 PETER What? +m189 LIZ You want to give them something but they'll just buy more Ripple. And they smell so... bad. +m189 PETER I suppose. +m189 LIZ Yeah. Really gets to you if you let it. +m189 PETER My my. +m189 LIZ Since you're feeling guilty why not donate your pretzel to somebody who needs it? +m189 PETER Maybe. I could have stopped it though. +m189 LIZ He'll weasel out of trouble. Again. +m189 PETER Back to the lab. Harry'll probably lose his scholarship. +m189 LIZ Poor Harry. Always desperate for attention. What about the bunny? +m189 PETER -- but the dogs treed him between Huxley and Kafka. +m189 PETER Thank God. +m189 LIZ No. I was lying about the coffee. +m189 LIZ I hate your relatives I hate your coffee I hate your shoes. +m189 PETER I hate-- +m189 LIZ I hate people with alliterative names. +m189 PETER I hate the Platonic idea of you. +m189 LIZ Oh. Well I hate you and everyone who looks like you. +m189 PETER I lov-loathe Elizabeth Allan. Abhor detest despise-- +m189 LIZ Uh is a good start. +m189 PETER I-- uh-- +m189 LIZ "Fill in the blank: """"I blank Elizabeth Allan.""""" +m189 PETER Huh? +m189 LIZ It's never too early to be clever. Describe in a sentence how you feel about me. +m189 PETER It's too early to be clever. +m189 LIZ How very dull Peter Parker. +m189 PETER Good morning Liz. +m189 ROZ Precise equipment… such as waldos… +m189 MAROTTA Roz? Rosomoff? What is it? +m189 MAROTTA Nope. Maybe he skipped to Rio. Feds got troops surrounding every cyclotron on the continent. Are you absolutely positive that one at E.S.U. is kaput? +m189 ROZ Any sign of our friend? +m189 MAROTTA Yeah Roz. +m189 ROZ Peter-- my condolences. +m189 MAROTTA Einstein right? We'll see ya. +m189 ROZ "No such thing as coincidence. """"God does not play dice with the universe.""""" +m189 MAROTTA It's a lot of ground to cover. We'll try. Funny coincidence huh? +m189 ROZ Of course. +m189 ROZ I know him. +m189 MAROTTA You sure about all this? +m189 ROZ And he'll need a cyclotron. He can't use ours-- he's already destroyed it. Guard every nuclear accelerator on the Eastern Seaboard. New Haven Long Island two in Cambridge-- +m189 MAROTTA Toxic dumps huh. +m189 ROZ There's an infinitely greater danger. If-- Listen. The only thing Octavius cares about is repeating his experiment. To do that he needs a radioactive catalyst SL 270. +m189 MAROTTA Yeah that's fascinating but I'm just a fat dumb cop lookin' for a psycho killer-- +m189 ROZ Lieutenant I've triangulated recent bizarre events-- the Bronx Jersey Brooklyn-- all rippling out from-- Here. The E.S.U. Science Center. Octavius' experiment seems to have opened a hole in space-time drastically changing the interrelation between molecular binding electromagnetism and gravity-- +m189 MAROTTA Right. We have reason to believe he also robbed an armored truck and killed two men. With the waldos. +m189 ROZ Waldos. +m189 MAROTTA But you said he went off a little after the accident when those mechanical arms-- +m189 ROZ Octavius wasn't the murderer type. +m189 MAROTTA Some of him… char-broiled bones. Teeth. We ruled out suicide. Any bad blood between him and Ock? +m189 ROZ So you've found Thorkel? +m189 MAROTTA You were the last one to see Thorkel. In Octavius' hospital room. +m189 MAY He'll be fine. They won't tell me anything but I'm sure he'll be fine. +m189 PETER How is he? +m189 MAY I was napping on the couch. There was a voice and a shot. I woke up. Ben was looking at me. +m189 PETER Aunt May what happened? +m189 MAY Oh Ben gets through everything. +m189 PETER It's fine. Tell me what-- +m189 MAY Peter you're bleeding. +m189 MAY See? You big dullard. +m189 PETER A match made in heaven. +m189 MAY Use a fork. +m189 PETER Funny thing happened after my physics class today. Harry Osborn-- +m189 MAY Absolutely no class. +m189 MAY You were adorable. The least you could do is use a glass. +m189 PETER Oh not that. You promised you'd burn it. +m189 MAY Tofu. Ben I wish you wouldn't. +m189 PETER What the hell is that? +m189 MAY It'll shut itself off. +m189 PETER The record-- +m189 PETER No. +m189 MAY Yes. Do you have a date? +m189 PETER It's Friday night... +m189 MAY Anyway I've decided to kidnap you for dinner in Forest Hills-- +m189 PETER I'm a photographer remember? +m189 MAY Ick. And those foul chemicals in the pots-- +m189 PETER I'll introduce you. +m189 MAY --but I didn't feel like getting to know your roaches. +m189 PETER I am old enough to-- +m189 MAY Oh Peter. A zit. +m189 PETER When I moved out you swore up and down you wouldn't meddle-- +m189 MAY Your records are older than you are. Have you never heard of new wave? +m189 PETER Aunt May you're trespassing. +m189 MAY That's the understatement of the year. +m189 PETER There's nothing in there worth stealing! +m189 PETER Yeah a psychiatric hospital. Listen I'm serious-- +m189 NURSE VOICE Do ya? Lemme give you the number for Bellevue. That's 561-5151-- +m189 PETER I mean I suddenly have immense physical power and the ability to crawl up walls-- +m189 NURSE VOICE Is this some sort of Zen thing? +m189 PETER Hi. I've got sort of a hypothetical question. Do you suppose the bite of a radioactive spider would transmit that spider's proportional strength and agility? +m189 NURSE VOICE Poison emergency. +m189 THORKEL Doubtless. And you'll have all the time in the world to pursue your work. Somewhere else. +m189 OCK I will finish what I've begun… +m189 THORKEL Then you'll be glad to know the University has decided not to press criminal charges against you. Breaking and entering… the minor matter of the total destruction of a 23 million dollar cyclotron… +m189 OCK No! +m189 THORKEL That Nobel Prize will just have to wait. +m189 OCK I don't care. Cretin. +m189 THORKEL You've used up your grant. The electric bills alone exceed your annual salary. Not to mention the potential hazards of your radioactive fuel. +m189 OCK This is the unified field! All the forces of the universe tied together-- perfectly! +m189 THORKEL What you've done is make the entire physics department look foolish. You compare yourself to Einstein; your colleagues compare you to Bozo the Clown. +m189 OCK I couldn't care less. What I've done is-- +m189 THORKEL Then the alumni reports came in-- fund-raising is down this year. +m189 THORKEL I've had an extremely bad day Octavius. A sophomoric prank in the library and punitive measures. +m189 OCK In this obsolete little cyclotron I'm solving the greatest physics problem of the 20th Century. With more power I could-- +m189 THORKEL Let's talk in the hall. +m189 OCK Proof. Proof of a unified field. Not just theory and equations-- experimental proof. +m189 THORKEL Power down. I need to talk to you. +m189 OCK Ha. Anti-gravitational particles. +m189 ROZ You have no right! This is cosmic suicide! +m189 OCK Truth. Truth alone exists. Truth must be released... +m189 ROZ My God Otto you have to hear me! The world we know will collapse! Everything we have devoted our lives to-- all patterns all harmonies-- will be destroyed! +m189 OCK Oh Roz. My mind is so far beyond yours now. I could beat you at chess now. +m189 ROZ Life and death matter. Yours-- everyone's. By comparison our search for truth is only a product of curiosity a game-- +m189 ROZ No. It isn't. +m189 OCK I'll repeat the experiment. I will hold the truth. That's the only thing that matters. +m189 ROZ Otto we are mere mortals. You must never forget your own limits-- +m189 OCK Truth. Pure eternal. Beyond the boundaries of mere mortality. +m189 ROZ Creation? Or its opposite? +m189 OCK You're wrong. Just for a moment I heard saw felt-- I became Creation. +m189 ROZ All right we may be insignificant imperfect creatures-- but we're all we've got. +m189 OCK My… self. I don't matter. This human life all life- insignificant. Bodies-- bags of sleepy sluggish flesh. +m189 OCK Ach theories! This was first hand experiential knowledge the essence of the universe. +m189 ROZ A bit melodramatic… but if you could prove it… that would tie in your unified field theory the Big Bang Kaluza-Klein-- +m189 OCK I left a paper in my desk. +m189 ROZ I heard about Thorkel's order-- +m189 OCK No. No thank you. I have work. +m189 ROZ Perhaps. But every now and then someone pays attention. You did. +m189 OCK Rosomoff I have better things to do than teach Introductory Physics to mindless adolescents. +m189 ROZ Otto I don't like Thorkel any more than you do. But he has got a point. +m189 ROZ If you really apply yourself you'll get an A next time. +m189 PETER Oh. Yeah. Thanks. +m189 ROZ The paper my boy. A solid B-plus. +m189 PETER I'll try. Thanks. +m189 ROZ You never know. Go get some sleep. +m189 PETER I don't think I'll be running into him. +m189 ROZ Really. I'd like to speak with him. +m189 PETER Luck. The right place at the right time. +m189 ROZ "This photo you took of """"Spider-Man"""" -" +m189 ROZ No thank you. I'm sure you've got your own problems. +m189 PETER Need any more help? +m189 ROZ Only Octavius knows for sure. And last time I spoke to him he was on the planet Whiz-Bang. +m189 PETER Not a lot. I saw inside of the Science Center. What exactly happened? +m189 ROZ How much do you know about it? +m189 PETER Caused by Doc Ock's experiment? +m189 ROZ Fortean phenomena. Anomalies in our so-called reality. Weirdness my boy and lots of it. +m189 PETER Really Professor I-- +m189 ROZ Pretty lame for such a smart kid. +m189 PETER Actually I got this spider bite… +m189 ROZ Your dog ate it. +m189 PETER An extension on that astronomy paper? Because uh... +m189 ROZ Peter what can I do for you? +m189 PETER Hi Professor. What's up? +m189 ROZ Mr. Parker. +m189 REISS Letterman show NBC. We'll talk then. Bye. +m189 PETER Why? It is a wrestling match or… +m189 REISS Good. We'll make it oral for now. Meet me at Rockefeller Center at six tonight. +m189 PETER No… +m189 REISS I was hoping you'd call babe. Look you got representation? +m189 PETER Hello uh Mr. Reiss? I'm-- I'm the guy who wrestled Hulk Hogan the other day. The guy in the mask? +m189 PETER Oh-- I don't know-- thanks Mr. Reiss but-- +m189 REISS Kid you were terrific. Max Reiss novelty acts. Was that judo or something? Ah skip it. Question is can you do it again? +m189 REISS I just gave-- yeah sure. +m189 SPIDER-MAN Mr. Reiss-- I need a quarter-- +m189 REISS Okay kid. Call me tomorrow. +m189 SPIDER-MAN No. No I-- my aunt and uncle. Something's wrong -- I need to make a phone call. +m189 REISS I asked if you felt like a drink-- +m189 SPIDER-MAN What? +m189 REISS ... a couple a drinks at Sardi's? +m189 REISS Yup. Oh here's your check minus my commission. Solid solid novelty act. +m189 SPIDER-MAN So they're airing this tonight? +m189 REISS Nah. The big mask was better. +m189 SPIDER-MAN Like it? +m189 REISS Where'd you get the clown suit? +m189 ROZ No no! Not there! +m189 SPIDER-MAN Up here Docky Ocky! +m189 ROZ Sure in the war. Pull those cables-- +m189 SPIDER-MAN Professor you ever fly one of these things before? +m189 SPIDER-MAN I'm not so happy myself. +m189 ROZ Spider-Man be careful! He's quite mad. +m189 SPIDER-MAN Phooey on that. +m189 ROZ I see. Well Octavius won't get much further. They'll catch him and... put him away. Sad. He might very well have the truth. +m189 SPIDER-MAN No but I've got this secret identity to worry about. I'll swing the rest of the way. +m189 ROZ Do you... live around here? +m189 SPIDER-MAN Just drop me off here. +m189 ROZ Loonytunes. And yet... +m189 SPIDER-MAN Bonkers. +m189 ROZ "I listened to him talk of eternal truth and thought of the Bhagavad Gita the Indian holy book-- """"I am become Shiva Death-- the destroyer of worlds."""" Octavius was..." +m189 SPIDER-MAN Forgive me if I don't feel too sympathetic right now. +m189 ROZ A messianic complex is nothing new to Octavius. In his universe there's only one mind-- his own. It must be very lonely. +m189 SPIDER-MAN And blow up the universe just to prove he's right? Bit egotistical isn't it? +m189 ROZ He'll try to finish his experiment. +m189 SPIDER-MAN The usual. Heredity and environment. What's the deal with Doc Ock? +m189 ROZ Excuse me if I'm impertinent but-- how did you become… whatever it is you are? +m189 SPIDER-MAN Imagine how I feel. +m189 ROZ Logic. Lot 49 is the closest stockpile of SL 270-- I do feel foolish talking with a man dressed like a-- +m189 SPIDER-MAN Yeah just a lung full of New Jersey. Lucky you showed up when you did. +m189 ROZ You're sure you're all right. +m189 ROZ Right. Let's go. +m189 SPIDER-MAN Explain that some jerk in a mask and costume fought a mad scientist with four tentacles? +m189 ROZ I sent for the police. We can explain. +m262 KNOX Actually I wanted to talk to Batman. Pass that on to Mr. Wayne would you? +m262 ALFRED Mr. Wayne is out for the day. +m262 KNOX Alexander Knox. Gotham Globe. +m262 ALFRED Yes? +m262 KNOX The small one. +m262 ALFRED Which bathroom is that sir? +m262 KNOX You know if you cut your bathroom in half you'd have my apartment. +m262 ALFRED I'd say about thirty feet sir. +m262 KNOX How high up would you say that is? +m262 BRUCE If not for you I never would've made it. You know that. My own parents couldn't have... ... The boy Alfred. You'll both be provided for. Don't let all this got to waste. +m262 ALFRED Don't ever say that sir. Don't ever believe it. +m262 BRUCE How long's it been Alfred? A quarter of a century? It seems like yesterday. I guess we ended up doing more harm than good. +m262 ALFRED Respectfully sir... there'll never be another one like you. +m262 BRUCE I know the feeling. It won't last. He's a long way ahead of where I was at his age. +m262 ALFRED Upstairs. He's quite docile. +m262 BRUCE Where's the boy? +m262 ALFRED ... Very good sir. +m262 BRUCE It's all right Alfred. Everything's under control. +m262 BRUCE Thank you Alfred. I hope you'll excuse me. It was a great pleasure meeting you. And you. +m262 ALFRED Excuse me sir. Commissioner Gordon was compelled to leave - -very unexpectedly. He asked me to convey his regrets. +m262 JOKER Bruce we're both murderers. Think how many people you've killed by letting me live. +m262 BATMAN ... Murderer... +m262 JOKER You know we should've sat down and had us a little heart-to-heart. I bet we would have got on famously. +m262 JOKER Batman! Don't you even recognize your old pal Jack? After all... ... You made me what I am today. +m262 BATMAN What are you talking about? +m262 JOKER Gosh I could kill you but then you'd miss my party. And you Batman -- you're the guest of honor! +m262 BATMAN Take me. Let the boy go. +m262 JOKER Like your boyfriend. He's kinda hot. +m262 BATMAN I had to save you Vicki. I -- -- Please trust me. +m262 VICKI You could've killed him you know. You could've killed the Joker. +m262 BATMAN Is this what you wanted? +m262 VICKI If you don't mind my asking... Who's close to you? +m262 BATMAN I don't want to jeopardize anyone close to me. +m262 VICKI I just can't absorb it all. This place the equipment. What it must have cost. Why all the secrecy? Why do you wear the mask? +m262 BATMAN No. Every product contains one component. The elements react in combination. Hair spray won't do it. But hair spray and perfume and lipstick will. Untraceable. It's very elegant. +m262 VICKI That can't be right. That would mean every shipment of every product is poisoned. We'd all be dead. +m262 BATMAN They've got it all wrong. They're watching the warehouses the loading docks looking for a tamperer. The Joker is supplying tainted ingredients at the source. +m262 BATMAN Photo database. I'll do your photos now. +m262 VICKI What is that? +m262 BATMAN So did I once. But I kept coming back and... I guess I became the thing I feared most. +m262 VICKI I loathe bats. +m262 BATMAN They don't come down here. They're afraid of the lights. +m262 BATMAN Exploring. In the woods. Many years ago. -- I was a solitary child. +m262 VICKI How'd you find this place? +m262 BATMAN That's why I wear a target on my chest. +m262 VICKI It doesn't protect your head though. +m262 BATMAN Better. It's not on the market yet. +m262 VICKI What is this stuff? Kevlar? +m262 VICKI Well I've certainly enjoyed it. -- What's that? +m262 BATMAN Quite a while. I took the scenic route. +m262 VICKI ... How long have I been out? +m262 VICKI ... Where are you taking me? +m262 BATMAN Thank you Vicki. +m262 BATMAN I'll take you with me. +m262 VICKI How do I know you won't keep them all? +m262 BATMAN All right I'll develop the photos. Anything I don't want is yours. +m262 VICKI Look I appreciate what you did for me. But this is my job. And I'm keeping those pictures. +m262 BATMAN The Joker is a murderer. And you were as good as dead. So -- +m262 VICKI I won't let you have it. +m262 BATMAN Please. +m262 VICKI I just wanted to distract them. I wasn't trying to get a picture of you. +m262 BATMAN I'll have to ask you for that film. +m262 VICKI Well -- I think you might consider +m262 BATMAN ...Not even a 'thank you'? +m262 VICKI ... A hundred and eight? +m262 BATMAN How much do you weigh? +m262 BATMAN Too many people. Come on! SHIELDS!! +m262 VICKI Can't we -- +m262 BATMAN He won't kill her. -- GODDAMMIT! +m262 VICKI What about the girl? +m262 VICKI Shouldn't we -- +m262 BATMAN I know. I called them. +m262 VICKI Look! Police! +m262 VICKI WHICH CAR? +m262 BATMAN GET IN THE CAR!! +m262 BRUCE Alfred bring something for Mr. Knox -- I'll have one too. +m262 KNOX Yeah a drink. 'Civilized' right? +m262 BRUCE Do you want a drink? +m262 KNOX Because I... ... Because she'd never speak to me again. +m262 BRUCE Tell me Knox. If you've got the story why haven't you printed it? +m262 KNOX See I don't know how it happened... she's a smart girl and you are an extraordinary screwed-up guy... but she's in love with you. +m262 KNOX Then stay away from Vicki. That's all I want man. I just want your word. +m262 BRUCE I can't do that. Not while the Joker's still at large. +m262 KNOX I want you to hang up the suit. And I want you to stay away from Vicki. +m262 BRUCE What is it you want? +m262 KNOX That's how it is chum. One column - and I can bring all this tumbling down. I can take you off the streets for good. +m262 BRUCE You're just back from Corto Maltese. I saw your combat photos. Quite a departure for you. +m262 KNOX "This is Miss Vale."""" -- That felt redundant." +m262 BRUCE I might consider it if you introduce me to Miss Vale. +m262 KNOX Great. Give me a grant. +m262 BRUCE Bruce Wayne. -- I've read your work. I quite like it. +m262 KNOX I assume in my usual charming manner I've just insulted the host. Alexander Knox. +m262 BRUCE Vicki. Do you love half of me? Or all of me? +m262 VICKI I don't but... I do. It's just... I love you Bruce. I don't want you to... +m262 BRUCE Ohhhh... You don't mean that. +m262 VICKI I don't know why I'm doing this. I half wish you'd stay a cripple. +m262 BRUCE In all these years... Why couldn't I see how it wold turn out? +m262 VICKI I'm frightened of you Bruce. I'm frightened for you. +m262 BRUCE All this apparatus Vicki... This house and the money and the power ... It was never mine. It was something I inherited. Bruce Wayne was something I inherited. All I ever hoped for was someone who could see through Bruce -- who could see me -- and not be frightened. +m262 BRUCE Hang on. I have to leave a message. +m262 VICKI What now? +m262 BRUCE Got it! +m262 BRUCE I've had an automatic tracer on this number ever since he tracked you to the museum. +m262 VICKI How can you do that if she's already off the line? +m262 BRUCE Finding out where she is. +m262 VICKI I'm sorry she hung up. What are -- +m262 VICKI ... Where are you calling from? +m262 BRUCE Keep her on the line! +m262 BRUCE The does it. It's going to be this weekend. +m262 VICKI "It worked for Van Gogh. Let's kiss and make up.""""" +m262 BRUCE I feel naked without it. +m262 VICKI Oh Bruce. Don't tell me you carry it around with you. +m262 BRUCE Very thoughtful. Don't touch it. +m262 VICKI It's like the last time. He sent me a present before he -- +m262 BRUCE Sometimes... I don't know if there's enough of me left to save. +m262 VICKI Bruce at the rate you're going you can't even save yourself. +m262 BRUCE What if I could save a handful? -- What if I could save one? +m262 VICKI You're one man. You can't save everybody. +m262 BRUCE Money makes money Vicki. The foundation runs itself -- I'm extraneous to the process. +m262 VICKI I don't understand it. You can do so much good for people. As Bruce Wayne. +m262 BRUCE No one would miss me. +m262 VICKI So we just pretend none of this ever happened. We never met. We -- -- You're going to get yourself killed Bruce. You know that don't you? +m262 VICKI I'm serious Bruce. We have to -- ! +m262 BRUCE Who's this 'Bruce'? Are you trying to make me jealous? +m262 VICKI ... I know it's you Bruce. I'm not going to talk to you unless we can discuss it... +m262 BRUCE Vicki?... This is Batman. I thought I'd call and see how you're doing. +m262 VICKI I wish you'd... +m262 BRUCE I realize... the way things have gone between us... ... I wish you'd reconsider. +m262 VICKI Well Bruce -- I don't think -- that would be possible. +m262 BRUCE I'm sorry I had to stand you up today. I'd like to make it up to you. +m262 VICKI Yes Bruce -- I'm here -- +m262 BRUCE I know it's late. I -- Are you there? +m262 BRUCE ... Looks like a convention. +m262 VICKI All street mimes should be executed. +m262 VICKI Mm-hmm. Lunch. Not even dinner. +m262 BRUCE I said I'd call you the minute I got free. And I did -- And here we are. +m262 VICKI To tell you the truth I'd just about given up waiting. +m262 VICKI Then there's one thing in the world you don't do very well. And I know what it is -- Now you'll have to kill me. +m262 BRUCE I don't sing very well. +m262 VICKI ... We could try that. +m262 BRUCE Maybe we should just kiss. +m262 VICKI God. You would. Come on Bruce. I just want to get two drinks in you. As an experiment. +m262 BRUCE I'll take you home if you'd like. +m262 VICKI But it's not fair. I'm half drunk and you're not even -- +m262 BRUCE Vicki if I say anything cryptic or... ambiguous I think you should put the most flattering possible interpretation on it. Because even if it doesn't sound that way... that's how I'll mean it. +m262 VICKI I'm sorry Bruce I Just can't seem to get a handle on this conversation. +m262 BRUCE I see. If I know how you really feel I won't like you as much. +m262 VICKI As much as I do. It's not that. I don't want to be depressing that's all. +m262 BRUCE In other words what right do I have to talk about terror. +m262 VICKI Bruce really when I say these things I don't mean to criticize you. +m262 VICKI Well Bruce some types are a little more obvious than others. +m262 BRUCE There's terror everywhere. If you train yourself to look for it. +m262 VICKI ... Terror. +m262 BRUCE What did you see? +m262 VICKI Well. A couple of years ago when their president was requesting aid I went down there for Newsweek. The beaches were nice. And at nights -- they had a band -- I danced on the hotel patio. Of course I never saw what was really happening there. When the war broke out I had to go back. And I promised myself that this time... I wouldn't look away. +m262 BRUCE Odd desire for anyone. +m262 VICKI Neither had I. Odd desire for a woman I guess. +m262 BRUCE No. +m262 VICKI That's a tough one. Have you ever seen combat? +m262 BRUCE Two drinks and I start swinging from the rooftops. Look I bore myself silly. Let's talk about you. How the hell did you wind up in Corto Maltese? +m262 BRUCE Too much work. I'm not really the physical type -- Thank you Alfred. +m262 VICKI Do you sail? +m262 BRUCE Good. With any luck we'll run into each other. +m262 VICKI As far as I know. +m262 BRUCE I don't... seek publicity -- Will you be staying in Gotham for a while? +m262 DENT I don't know. I'm just a D.A. I don't have access to all you expert sources. +m262 BRUCE Do you still think the Joker cares about money?? +m262 DENT We've told him we'll deal. What could he possible have to gain by -- +m262 BRUCE Then for God's sake Harvey cancel the anniversary celebration. +m262 DENT Good. A bomb. On a blind tip from Bruce Wayne -- We do have laws. +m262 BRUCE I suggest a nice big bomb. +m262 DENT All right Bruce what do you suggest? +m262 BRUCE He'll be ready when you do. Remember what happened at the apartment. +m262 DENT We'll raid the Ace the moment we get a warrant. +m262 DRIVER It's a detour. They're backed up for blocks! +m262 JOKER MOVE! Can't you do something?? +m262 JOKER They'll be sorry. They'll be sorry. MOVE OUT! +m262 DRIVER Boss! Jesus! They've -- +m262 DRIVER WHAT?? +m262 JOKER SOMEBODY'S KILLED THE -- +m262 DRIVER WHAT? +m262 JOKER SOMEBODY'S KILLED THE POWER!! +m262 JOKER Take 'em! I want his head! +m262 DRIVER We got 'em! +m262 ECKHARDT About how pretty you are pretty boy. Maybe he'd like to know -- +m262 JACK What are you talking about? +m262 ECKHARDT Got it all figured huh? Grissom just sits back and hands you the reins. -- Maybe he don't know what we know. +m262 JACK Why Eckhardt. You should be thinking about the future. +m262 ECKHARDT I answer to Grissom punk. Not to you. +m262 JACK Eckhardt... our problems are your problems. +m262 ECKHARDT I'm on top of it. If there's a problem -- +m262 JACK Don't let your job interfere with your business. -- Someone's been talking to Harvey Dent. +m262 ECKHARDT Sorry. We had another bat sighting. +m262 JACK I missed you Lieutenant. +m262 NICK Do you want this money or don't you? Now shut up! Shut up -- +m262 EDDIE You shouldn'ta turned the gun on that kid man. You shouldn'ta -- +m262 NICK No wonder you're such a chickenshit. Now shut up. There ain't no bat. +m262 EDDIE My brother's a priest man. +m262 NICK God! How old are you? There ain't no bat. +m262 EDDIE There was no blood man. My brother says... all the bad things you done... they come back and haunt you... +m262 NICK No shit. It was all over the pavement. +m262 EDDIE Five stories straight down. There was no blood in the body. +m262 NICK Gimme a break will you? Shut up. +m262 EDDIE That ain't what I heard. That ain't what I heard at all. I heard the bat got him. +m262 NICK Look Johnny Gobs got ripped and walked off a roof all right? No big loss. +m262 EDDIE I dunno man. After what happened to Johnny Gobs - - +m262 NICK What are you scared of heights? +m262 EDDIE Let's beat it man. I don't like it up here. +m262 JACK HA! That's the best part. I CAN'T!! +m262 GRISSOM Jack - - please - - WIPE THAT LUNATIC GRIN OFF YOUR FACE. +m262 JACK JACK? JACK? DO I LOOK LIKE A JACK? +m262 GRISSOM Jack listen -- we'll cut a deal -- +m262 JACK I've died once already. It wasn't so bad -- In fact I recommend it. +m262 GRISSOM It's not the girl Jack. Sooner or later you would've tried to take me. You may get me now but your life won't be worth a dime. +m262 JACK "Is that what you """"heard""""?" +m262 GRISSOM Jack? Thank God. I can't believe it's you. I heard you'd been -- +m262 JACK "It's me. """"Sugar Bumps.""""" +m262 GRISSOM Oh Jack. -- Don't forget your lucky deck. +m262 JACK I understand. +m262 GRISSOM Because I want someone I can trust. +m262 JACK Why do you need me to handle a simple break-in? +m262 GRISSOM Very good idea Jack. In fact -- -- I'd like you to handle this operation personally. +m262 JACK "Okay a break-in. Trash the office make off with the books ... """"Industrial espionage.""""" +m262 JOKER That's it. +m262 ROTELLI That's it? +m262 JOKER Nobody wants a war Carmine. If we can't do business we shake hands and part friends. +m262 ROTELLI And what happens if we say no? +m262 JOKER I've considered that possibility. +m262 ROTELLI I don't like taking orders from Grissom. And I especially don't like taking orders from Grissom's goon. +m262 JOKER Goddammit I expect to be treated like and ARTIST. GET OFF MY SCREEN!! +m262 MAYOR Please! We'll talk. Just tell us what you expect. +m262 JOKER Ten million dollars. Ten mi -- YOU CHEAPSKATES! I've just wiped out the stock market. I've cost you billions! I want ten million and one. +m262 MAYOR All right then. Here's the deal. Total amnesty... and the sum of ten million dollars payable in -- +m262 JOKER Huh. Demands. Well gents this is kinda embarrassing but... I'm having such a swell time I just haven't thought any up. +m262 MAYOR I'd like to read a prepared statement. 'While this administration remains vehemently opposed to terrorism in any form we are prepared to negotiate any reasonable demands which will guarantee the safety of the populace.' +m262 JOKER Joker here. Can we talk? +m262 JOKER Miss Vale was it something I said? Do you want to sniff my flower? +m262 VICKI I'll see you burn. I'll see you dead -- GET AWAY FROM ME!! +m262 JOKER What? I improved her a little... +m262 VICKI You SCUM! You SICK FILTH!... You DID THAT to her! +m262 JOKER Alicia! Come here have a seat. Show Miss Vale why you wear the mask. +m262 VICKI ... Why the mask? +m262 JOKER Strong stomach huh? I like that in a woman -- Maybe we can do business after all. +m262 VICKI I've seen worse. Much worse. +m262 JOKER ... Behind the makeup? +m262 VICKI Maybe we should start with a portrait of the artist. People might like to see the face behind the makeup. +m262 JOKER A visual record yes. A before-and- after kind of thing. This could make your reputation. +m262 VICKI And you want a -- +m262 JOKER Unfortunate but I think we can work around it. +m262 VICKI ... Thank you. +m262 KNOX Holy shit. Holy... +m262 VICKI God yes Allie. I've gotta say -- that was the ballsiest move I ever... +m262 KNOX Yeah. Yeah. Little winded. DID YOU SEE THAT?! +m262 VICKI You okay? +m262 KNOX HOLY SHIT!! +m262 KNOX Great. How?? +m262 VICKI LOOK! IT'S BRUCE!! Allies -- the balloons. We've got to find some way to tell him! +m262 KNOX What do you say? Let's head for the lights. +m262 VICKI Yeah. Deja vu. +m262 KNOX Couldn't turn down the job huh? A girl could get hurt this way. +m262 VICKI It's gone. +m262 KNOX Jesus Vicki! Where is it?? +m262 VICKI Allie... he wants to tell me. I had a roll of film. His face was on it. He knew that -- And he let me keep. +m262 KNOX Vicki. We got a wealthy millionaire here... who dresses up like a bat. He goes out at night and swings around -- in his cape -- on a rope. CRAZY BAT-STARD! +m262 VICKI He's not crazy. +m262 KNOX Not what? +m262 VICKI Allie he's not. +m262 KNOX The guy's bats all right. He's bat shit crazy. He -- -- I can't believe it. I was right!! +m262 KNOX Bruce Wayne is out of his mind. Next time you call him up and he can't go out Friday night - - think it over. +m262 VICKI I've had it with you. I'm leaving. +m262 KNOX Right. And they know him. And that's why it would never occur to them for a minute that their old buddy Bruce puts on a cape at night and goes out looking for -- +m262 VICKI Alexander... I know you. +m262 KNOX ... Okay then I have a confession to make. I'm the Batman. +m262 VICKI He's best friends with Jim Gordon and Harvey Dent. They would know. +m262 KNOX ... Oh? Why is that Vicki? +m262 VICKI Allie I know exactly why you're doing this. +m262 KNOX Everybody needs a hobby. You explain it Vicki. He walks out on his own party. Half an hour later who turns up? Batman. Sees an execution freaks out in an alleyway. No place to change. +m262 VICKI Are they paying you for all this? +m262 KNOX Yeah? According to this he's in Geneva from '76 to '79. Well I called Geneva. Nobody there's even heard of the guy - - Probably off in Tibet with some kung fu master. +m262 VICKI You are on drugs. +m262 KNOX Something like this -- what do you suppose this could drive a guy to? +m262 VICKI Oh Bruce... +m262 KNOX Yep. He watched the whole thing happen - - Recognize the beat cop? Jim Gordon +m262 VICKI His face. Allie look at his face. +m262 KNOX Nice snap huh? Pulitzer Prize 1963. +m262 KNOX Why? Aw come on Vicki I'm a reporter. I'm curious. I do this for a living. There's a phone. You can call him up and cancel. +m262 VICKI Plain or roasted? Alex I'm very flattered that you've gone out and done all this research. +m262 KNOX Yeah. Peanuts. Which is how he goes through women. +m262 VICKI Peanuts? +m262 KNOX Bruce Wayne? Date? He called you up and asked you for a date? Shit. HEY MIRANDA! C'MERE! Now pay close attention to this. Miranda -- tell my friend here what you told me about Bruce Wayne. +m262 VICKI Guess who's got a date with Bruce Wayne? +m262 KNOX Well he must like the way he looks. He's got a mirror in every room. +m262 VICKI Yum yum. +m262 KNOX What were you thinking? +m262 VICKI Oh. Sorry. I was thinking. +m262 KNOX Well you know me. The more they've got the less they're worth. This guy must be the most worthless man in America. +m262 VICKI That and the sweet smell of two hundred million bucks. +m262 KNOX I bet they like him for his big charity balls. +m262 KNOX Likes to kill? KNOX Women find him magnetic. +m262 VICKI Rich. Reclusive. Bankrolls half a dozen charities. +m262 KNOX Holy shit... +m262 VICKI All aver the world. They say he's spent half of his life overseas. +m262 KNOX Where does one man get all this junk? +m262 VICKI Some. I am a rich bitch remember? I'm quoting. +m262 KNOX Man I feel like Robin Leach. You actually know all these people? +m262 KNOX Well I'm starving. Will you at least buy me a hamburger? +m262 VICKI No. +m262 KNOX Oh absolutely. Bruce and I are very close. +m262 VICKI Our next D.A. -- I hear Bruce Wayne is throwing a fundraiser. Did you get your invitation yet? +m262 KNOX Small so far. I think he's leaving the big fish for Harvey Dent. +m262 VICKI Evildoers huh? Big or small? +m262 KNOX Oh it's too good. We got a six-foot bat that swoops out of the night and preys on evildoers. +m262 VICKI A girl could get killed - - so they tell me. What's new and hot in Gotham City? +m262 KNOX God Vick a girl could get hurt doing this. +m262 KNOX Too much glamor huh. What's in the bag - - Monte Carlo? Apes in Kenya? +m262 VICKI Burned out. I need a vacation. +m262 KNOX Honey - - I would know any randomly selected square inch of Vicki Vale. If I had a good enough hint. +m262 VICKI How'd you know it was me? +m337 VADER And code the signal to my private chamber. +m337 ADMIRAL Yes My Lord. +m337 VADER Move this ship out of the asteroid field and into a position where we can send a clear transmission. +m337 ADMIRAL Yes he commands you make contact with him .... +m337 VADER The Emperor? +m337 ADMIRAL It was .... the Emperor .... +m337 ADMIRAL PIETT Yes My Lord. We'll find them. +m337 VADER Alert all commands. Calculate every possible destination along their last known trajectory and disburse the fleet to search for them. Don't fail me again Admiral I've had quite enough! +m337 ADMIRAL PIETT Lord Vader our ships have completed their scan of the area and found nothing. The Millennium Falcon definitely went into lightspeed. It's probably on the other side of the galaxy by now. +m337 VADER Yes Admiral .... soon. +m337 ADMIRAL PIETT Soon Lord Vader. +m337 VADER Asteroids don't concern me Admiral. I want that ship not excuses. How long until you can have Skywalker and the others in the Millennium Falcon before me? +m337 ADMIRAL PIETT Our pursuit ships have sighted the Millennium Falcon My Lord. It has entered an asteroid field. +m337 VADER Come in Admiral. +m337 ADMIRAL PIETT My lord. +m337 YODA No ... there is another. +m337 BEN The boy is our last hope. +m337 YODA Told you I did. Reckless is he ... Now things are going to worse. +m337 YODA Strong is Vader. Clouded is your fate. Mind what you have learned ... Notice everything everything! It can save you. +m337 BEN Luke use The Force only for knowledge and for defense not as a weapon. Don't give in to hate or anger or fear ... they lead the way to the dark side ... Luke nods and climbs back into his ship. +m337 BEN You are the last Jedi Luke. You are our only hope. Be patient. +m337 YODA Stopped they must be. Do you hear? On this all depends. +m337 BEN We've come this far ... He is our only hope. +m337 YODA Will he finish what he begins? +m337 YODA He's too old. Yes. Too old to start the training. +m337 BEN He'll learn. +m337 YODA This one I have watched a long time. All his life has he looked away ... to the horizon to the sky to the future. Never his mind on where he was on what he was doing. Adventure excitement ... A Jedi craves not these things! +m337 BEN He can do it. +m337 BEN We've discussed this before. +m337 YODA Much anger in him like in his father. +m337 BEN He will learn patience. +m337 BEN Only a fully trained Jedi Knight with The Force as his ally will conquer Vader and his Emperor. If you end your training now if you choose the quick and easy path ... as Vader did ... you will become an agent of evil ... and the galaxy will be plunged deeper into the abyss of hate despair and pain that you feel your friends suffering now. +m337 LUKE You won't. +m337 BEN Luke I will not lose you to the Emperor as I lost Vader. +m337 LUKE And that is why I must go. +m337 BEN Will you? You underestimate The Emperor. It is you he wants ... that is why your friends suffer. +m337 BEN But you cannot control it. This is a dangerous time for you Luke. You are now most susceptible to the temptations of the dark side. +m337 LUKE I feel The Force. +m337 BEN You're not ready yet. You still have much to learn. +m337 LUKE I can help them! +m337 BEN You don't know that. Even I cannot see their fate. +m337 LUKE But Han and Leia will surely die. +m337 BEN ... Luke you must not go. +m337 BEN Luke ... you are the only hope. +m337 LUKE Ben ... Ben ... +m337 BEN You must go to the Dagobah System ... There you will learn from one who taught me: Yoda the Jedi Master. +m337 LUKE I'm cold ... so cold ... +m337 BEN You must survive Luke. +m337 BEN You must. Luke look at me! +m337 LUKE I can't ... +m337 LANDO We're not out of this yet. +m337 CHEWIE Howls. +m337 LANDO Okay okay. +m337 CHEWIE Turns on Lando the newcomer with an ominous growl. +m337 CHEWIE Barks an argument and shakes his head. +m337 LANDO Three patrol ships are heading our way. +m337 LANDO What's wrong with him? +m337 CHEWIE Barks a blue streak. +m337 LANDO Everyone's invited of course. +m337 CHEWIE Barks at the mention of food. Licks his lips. +m337 LANDO Right. +m337 CHEWIE Growls a reserved greeting. +m337 LANDO How you doing Chewbacca? Still wasting your time with this clown eh? +m337 HAN I'm sure I'll see you again too. Keep well. You'd better chain him until it's over. +m337 CHEWIE Barks a doleful farewell. +m337 HAN No I'm alright. I'm alright. +m337 CHEWIE Barks his concern. +m337 HAN Not now Chewie. Lando aren't you afraid the Empire might discover this little operation and shut you down? +m337 CHEWIE Barks at Han. +m337 HAN Why don't we just turn him over to Lando to fix? +m337 CHEWIE Howls and shrugs his shoulders. +m337 HAN That was a long time ago. I'm sure he's forgotten all about it and so should you. +m337 CHEWIE Barks and growls at his boss. +m337 HAN Well it's been awhile. +m337 CHEWIE Barks his agreement. +m337 LEIA Okay Chewie it's now or never. +m337 LEIA Chewie head for the bottom of the city. +m337 CHEWIE Barks his consternation. +m337 CHEWIE Howls. +m337 LEIA ... the power? +m337 CHEWIE Barks his Ňright on!Ó +m337 LEIA I don't care. It would've been worth it .... for Han. +m337 CHEWIE Barks his agreement. +m337 LEIA We should have stayed and finished them off. +m337 LEIA What happened? +m337 CHEWIE Barks at his master. +m337 LUKE How could you know my father? You don't even know who I am. Can't we get on with this already? +m337 CREATURE Oh your father ... a powerful Jedi was he powerful Jedi. +m337 LUKE Because of my father I guess. +m337 CREATURE Not far not far. Be patient. Soon you will see him. Why wish you become a Jedi? +m337 LUKE Will it take long to get there? How far away is he? +m337 CREATURE It's the Jedi's time to eat too. +m337 LUKE Look it smells good. I'm sure it's delicious But I don't know why we can't see Yoda now. +m337 CREATURE Patience. It's time to eat. +m337 LUKE ... I told you I'm not hungry. +m337 CREATURE Of course yes. But now eat we must. Good food I have good food. Come come. +m337 LUKE You know the Jedi Master? +m337 CREATURE Oh a Jedi Master. Different altogether. Yoda you seek Yoda. +m337 LUKE I'm not looking for a friend. I'm looking for a Jedi Master. +m337 CREATURE No no! I'll stay and help you find your friend. +m337 LUKE Okay Artoo let him have it. Now get out of here little fellow we've got things to do. +m337 CREATURE Mine mine. +m337 CREATURE Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is. +m337 LUKE I don't want your help. I want my lamp back. I'll need it in this slimy mudhole. +m337 CREATURE Mine! Mine! Or I'll help you not. +m337 LUKE Give me that! +m337 CREATURE Can't get your ship out? Have you tried? Have you tried? +m337 LUKE Listen friend we didn't mean to land here and if I could get my fighter out of this puddle I would but I can't. So ... +m337 CREATURE A great warrior? Not many on those. Wars don't make one great. +m337 LUKE I'm looking for a great warrior. +m337 CREATURE Help you I can ... yes ... yes. +m337 LUKE Yeah ... +m337 CREATURE Looking? Looking? You've found someone I'd say. Heh? Yes! +m337 LUKE I'm looking for someone. +m337 CREATURE Away put your weapon. I mean you no harm. +m337 LUKE ... Like we're being watched. +m337 HAN Then I'll see you in Hell. +m337 DECK SERGEANT The night storms will start before you can reach the first marker. +m337 HAN You bet it is ... and Luke's out in it. +m337 DECK SERGEANT The temperature is dropping too fast. +m337 HAN We'll have to go out on Tauntauns. +m337 DECK SERGEANT We haven't got them adapted to this cold yet ... +m337 HAN Not likely! Where are the speeders? +m337 DECK SERGEANT Commander Skywalker hasn't come through the south entrance sir. Maybe he slipped by without checking in. +m337 HAN Probably isn't good enough Sergeant. Check on it! +m337 DECK SERGEANT I haven't seen him. He probably came in through the south entrance. +m337 HAN Sergeant is Commander Skywalker back yet? +m337 DECK SERGEANT Yes sir! +m337 VADER He will join us or die My Master. +m337 EMPEROR Yes ... yes. That would be a great asset. +m337 VADER But if he could be turned he would be a powerful ally. +m337 EMPEROR You are weak! I have seen it. The Force is strong with him. He must be destroyed. +m337 VADER He's not a Jedi he's just a boy. Obi-wan could not have taught him so much that ... +m337 EMPEROR The son of Skywalker. You must destroy him ... or he will be our undoing. +m337 VADER Our destruction? Who? +m337 EMPEROR Our situation is most precarious. We have a new enemy who could bring about our destruction. +m337 VADER I have felt it. +m337 EMPEROR There is a grave disturbance in The Force. +m337 VADER What is thy bidding My Master? +m337 HAN Fine. But they'll have to take care of themselves. +m337 RIEEKAN Wait. I'll send a patrol with you. +m337 HAN Whatever it is it isn't friendly. I'm going to have a look. Come on Chewie. +m337 RIEEKAN I understand. A death mark is not an easy thing to live with ... Until our paths cross again may the force be with you. +m337 HAN Thank you General. But there's a price on my head. If I don't pay off Jabba the Hutt I'm a walking dead man. +m337 RIEEKAN You're an extraordinary fighter. I hate to lose you. +m337 HAN That's right. +m337 HAN The Empire won't look for you out here. I'd say you're all set ... which means it's time for me to get going. +m337 RIEEKAN With all the meteor activity in this system it's going to be difficult to spot approaching ships. +m337 HAN He's checking out a meteorite that hit near him. He'll be in soon. +m337 RIEEKAN Good and Commander Skywalker? +m337 HAN There isn't a hint of life in the area. But all the perimeter markers are set so you'll know if anyone comes calling. +m337 RIEEKAN Captain Solo. What's the situation? +m337 HAN Good. Soon as we're clear we'll kick this baby into hyperdrive. +m337 THREEPIO I can see the edge of the asteroid field sir. +m337 HAN Not collapsing honey. It's closing! This is no cave ... +m337 THREEPIO We're doomed. Goodbye Mistress Leia. Goodbye Captain ... +m337 HAN I'm going to see what it is. +m337 THREEPIO It sounds like it's trying to get in. +m337 THREEPIO I must admit there are times I don't understand human behavior. +m337 HAN You too golden rod. +m337 THREEPIO Sir I'm almost afraid to ask but does shutting down all but emergency power systems include me? +m337 HAN What are you so grouchy about? +m337 HAN We're in trouble! +m337 THREEPIO If I may say so Sir I noticed earlier that the entire main para- light system seems to be damaged. +m337 HAN I think we're in trouble. +m337 THREEPIO It can wait. +m337 HAN Sit down and shut up! +m337 THREEPIO Sir I was wondering ... +m337 THREEPIO The energy shield is down. We'll be stuck here forever. +m337 HAN Transport XJ. get out of here. Go! +m337 HAN The kid ran into something mean and it wasn't the cold. +m337 THREEPIO I do hope he's all there ... if you take my meaning. I would hate to see Master Luke develop a short circuit ... +m337 HAN He doesn't make sense to me either Chewie. +m337 HAN Go tell your precious Princess ... Luke is dead unless he shows up soon. +m337 THREEPIO I don't know Artoo. Sir might I inquire what's going on? +m337 THREEPIO She is looking for Master Luke and assumed he would be here with you. No one seems to know ... +m337 HAN I shut it off. What's her royal holiness want? +m337 THREEPIO Mistress Leia has been trying to reach you on the communicator but either you have it turned off or it is malfunctioning ... if it's damaged Artoo could fix it if you like. +m337 HAN What is it? +m337 THREEPIO Captain Solo sir. Might I have a word with you? +m337 HAN ... just remember that Ôcause I'll be back ... +m337 LEIA ... I love you. I couldn't tell you before but it's true. +m337 HAN Me either. They had me howling on the scan grid but they never asked me any questions. +m337 LEIA I'm worried about all of us. I can't figure out what they're up to. +m337 HAN I was worried about you. +m337 HAN Look sweetheart I'm not going to have you accusing my friend of ... +m337 LEIA No thanks. +m337 LEIA Chewie do you think you can repair him? +m337 HAN Well I do trust him. Lando's an old friend. Must have been an accident. +m337 LEIA Something's wrong here. Your friend Lando is very charming but I don't trust him. +m337 HAN He found him in a junk pile ... +m337 HAN Luke! I'm sure he's fine. Probably sitting around wondering what we're doing right now. +m337 LEIA I hope Luke made it to the fleet all right. +m337 HAN Huh? Oh. Your droid's been gone too long just to be lost. He may have gotten into some trouble. Chewie went to look for him. Come over here. I want to check this out. +m337 LEIA Has Threepio turned up yet? +m337 HAN You look great. +m337 LEIA You look silly. +m337 HAN Who's staring? +m337 LEIA What are you staring at? +m337 HAN It'll be all right. Trust me. And keep your eyes open. You wait here. +m337 LEIA I don't like this. +m337 HAN Let Ôer go Chewie. +m337 LEIA You do have your moments ... Not many but you do have them. +m337 HAN No. But he has no love for the Empire that much I know ... +m337 LEIA Can you trust him? +m337 HAN A Tibanna gas mine. Lando won it in a sabacc match or so he claims. Lando and I go way back. +m337 LEIA A mining colony. +m337 HAN Lando's not a system he's a man. A gambler con-artist ... all- around scoundrel ... ... your kind of guy. The system is called Bespin. It's a ways from here but reachable. +m337 LEIA Never heard of that system. +m337 HAN Well sometimes ... Ah-hah I knew it! Lando Calrissian. +m337 LEIA You keep logs? My how organized. +m337 HAN Funny I have the feeling I've been in this area before. Let me check my logs. +m337 HAN Here ... near the Anoat system. +m337 LEIA That depends. Where are we? +m337 HAN Then we have to find a safe port around here. Got any ideas? +m337 LEIA Not bad hot shot not bad. Then what? +m337 HAN The fleet is finally breaking up. I'm hoping they'll follow standard Imperial procedure and dump their garbage before they go into light speed. +m337 LEIA What'd you have in mind for your next move? +m337 HAN Chewie check the manual release on the landing claws. +m337 LEIA I'm still not sure what you've accomplished. +m337 HAN Oh so sorry! Didn't mean to offend your droid. You think braking and shutting down in that amount of time is easy? +m337 LEIA You could have warned him before you shut him off. +m337 LEIA You're going to attack them?!!! +m337 HAN Sharp bank Chewie. Let's turn this bucket around. You heard me turn around! Full power on the front shield. +m337 HAN It's not my fault. I can't under- stand it! +m337 LEIA No lightspeed? +m337 HAN Couldn't be I checked the transfer circuits just like you said! I tell you this time it's not my fault. I'm sure I checked it. +m337 LEIA The entrance is collapsing! +m337 HAN I see it Chewie hang on. +m337 LEIA But the tremors have stopped. +m337 HAN Strap yourself in sweetheart we're taking off! +m337 LEIA Those Star Destroyers will spot us long before you can get into light speed. You can't make the jump in this asteroid field. +m337 HAN There will be more of them. They always travel in groups. And there's nothing they like better than to attach themselves to ships. Just what we need right now. +m337 LEIA Looks like some kind of Mynock. +m337 HAN Look we just got this bucket going again. I'm not about to let some varmint tear it apart ... +m337 LEIA Are you crazy! +m337 LEIA Outside in the cave. +m337 HAN Where? +m337 LEIA There's something out there! +m337 HAN Try and control this ... +m337 LEIA I do not! +m337 HAN You mean a man you can control. +m337 LEIA There's nothing dull about a man I can depend on to be civilized. +m337 HAN Sure they're safer. You always know what they're going to do. Trouble is it gets a little dull. +m337 LEIA Don't count on it. I happen to like nice men. +m337 LEIA Afraid of? Certainly not you Captain Solo ... or any other man in this galaxy. +m337 HAN What are you afraid of? +m337 HAN Why? +m337 LEIA Stop that. +m337 HAN That's quite a compliment. +m337 LEIA Sometimes maybe ... occasionally when you aren't acting like a scoundrel. +m337 HAN You could be a touch warmer though. Admit it against your better judgment you think I'm all right. +m337 LEIA Yes you do. +m337 HAN Sure. I guess I make it difficult sometimes. +m337 LEIA Would you please stop calling me that? +m337 HAN Easy your worship. Only trying to help. +m337 LEIA Where have I heard that before? +m337 HAN They're just trying to see if they can stir something up ... we're safe. +m337 LEIA They're moving away. +m337 LEIA Felt like a hydro concussion ... an Imperial Cruiser. +m337 HAN That was no earthquake. +m337 HAN Fine with me. But I'm afraid you'll have to let go. +m337 LEIA I don't expect anything except to be left alone. +m337 HAN Well I hope you don't expect more. +m337 LEIA Sorry Captain being held by you isn't enough to get me excited. +m337 HAN Beautiful. +m337 LEIA How do I look? +m337 HAN You don't look angry. +m337 LEIA Very funny. You can let go now .... I'm getting angry. +m337 HAN Why Princess this is so sudden. +m337 HAN That should do nicely. +m337 LEIA What is it? +m337 HAN There there. Chewie get a reading on that. Looks pretty good. +m337 HAN Right. I'm going to get in closer to one of these big ones ... +m337 LEIA Now you're making sense. +m337 HAN We've got to get out of this shower. +m337 LEIA I'm against that. +m337 HAN But we're going to get pulverized if we stay out here much longer. +m337 LEIA Good. +m337 HAN That Star Destroyer is slowing down. +m337 LEIA I take it back. +m337 HAN Well you said you wanted to be there when I was wrong. +m337 HAN Aren't I? Hang on sweetheart. We're gonna do some flyin'. +m337 LEIA To get killed ... you're not seriously going into an asteroid field? +m337 HAN Let's hope so ... it's just the chance we need. +m337 LEIA Probably an asteroid field .... +m337 HAN Asteroids! Chewie bank left let's find out where they're coming from ... +m337 LEIA Or you ran into something .... +m337 HAN That was no laser blast .... some- thing hit us .... +m337 LEIA I'm glad you said there was going to be no problem or I'd be worried. +m337 HAN Two more Star Destroyers heading right at us. +m337 HAN I know I know I see them ... LEIA See what? +m337 LEIA I'll be surprised if we ever start moving. +m337 HAN This baby's got a few surprises left in her. +m337 LEIA This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past that blockade. +m337 HAN Don't worry your holiness I'll get her started. +m337 LEIA Would it help if I got out and pushed? +m337 LEIA Wait don't open it ... that's one of the traps for the ice creatures. +m337 HAN Hey! Someone's still in here. +m337 HAN Who's scruffy-looking? I tell ya' sweetheart I must've hit pretty close to the mark to get you hoppin' like this. Doesn't it look that way to you Luke? +m337 LEIA Why you low-down stuck-up half- witted scruffy-looking nerf-herder. +m337 HAN Come on your highness are you telling me you haven't been thinking about that kiss? +m337 LEIA You must have gone completely out of your feeble mind. +m337 HAN Ooops! I guess you haven't told Luke about that yet. +m337 LEIA I don't know what he's talking about. +m337 LEIA I had nothing to do with it. General Rieekan thinks it's dangerous for any ships to leave the system until we know where that probe came from. +m337 HAN Well your worship it looks like you arranged to keep me close by for a while longer. +m337 HAN Now don't panic. We don't know that. +m337 LEIA An Imperial probe droid. +m337 HAN Droid of some kind. I didn't hit it that hard. It must have had a self-destruct .... +m337 LEIA What was it? +m337 HAN .... I'm afraid there's not much left. +m337 HAN No kidding. If this snowball's got nasty natives they could be anywhere. +m337 LEIA Now all we've got to worry about is what attacked him. +m337 HAN Forget it. +m337 LEIA Those creatures he keeps talking about ... we'd better double the security ... Han I don't know how ... +m337 HAN Sure ... If I were interested. But I don't think it'd be much fun. +m337 LEIA And you think you're the one to apply some heat? +m337 HAN Spare me please! Don't tell me about the Rebellion again. I've had it with your noble mission. All you let yourself think about is the Rebellion. The result is you're as cold as this planet. +m337 LEIA We are fighting for a cause much ... +m337 HAN There's no accounting for taste. Believe me you could use a good kiss. You've spent so much time doing your duty and giving orders you've never learned how to be a woman. It's a shame because you've got all the makings for one. I could have helped you plenty in that department ... if you'd have let go for a minute. But it's too late now sweetheart. Your big opportunity is flying out of here. +m337 LEIA I'd just as soon kiss a wookiee. +m337 HAN Am I? I say you came running after me because you were afraid I was leaving you without even a kiss. +m337 LEIA I respect you. You're a bold fighter maybe not the brightest but ... HAN No your worship.. That's not what I'm talking about. +m337 HAN You want me to stay because of the way you feel about me. +m337 LEIA And what are they pray tell? +m337 HAN You probably don't. How could you? You're so terrified of your own emotions ... +m337 LEIA Me? I don't know what you mean. +m337 HAN Not you? +m337 LEIA Yes. +m337 HAN We? +m337 LEIA Han we need you here. +m337 HAN He'll know when he gets back ... Don't give me that look. Every day more bounty hunters are searching for me. If I don't pay off Jabba soon there'll be too many to stop ... Remotes Gank killers and who knows what else. I've got to get that price off my head while I still have a head. +m337 LEIA Does Luke know? +m337 HAN That bounty hunter we ran into on Ord Mantell changed my mind. +m337 LEIA You said you were going to stay. What happened? +m337 HAN Yes Your Highness? +m337 HAN Don't worry. You haven't seen the last of us. +m337 LUKE I hope you make your peace with Jabba. +m337 HAN Now don't get the wrong idea pal. She was just trying to express her true feelings for me. +m337 LUKE About what? +m337 HAN That makes a good story. But I think you just can't bear to let me out of your sight. +m337 LUKE Probe? What probe? +m337 HAN That's two you owe me junior. +m337 LUKE Thanks to you. +m337 HAN Hi kid you look strong enough to wrestle a Gundark. +m337 LUKE I'll see you shortly. A meteorite just hit the ground near here and I want to check it out .. Won't be long. +m337 HAN There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a space cruiser. My sentry markers are placed. I'm heading back to the base. +m337 LUKE I've finished my circle and I haven't picked up any life read- ings. +m337 HAN Loud and clear kid. What's up? +m337 HAN Yeah you're a real hero. +m337 LANDO Don't shoot! I've done what I can for you. I'm sorry it's not better but I've got my own problems. I've already stuck my neck out further than I should ... +m337 LANDO Don't ask me but he's on his way. +m337 HAN All this just to get the kid? What's so important about him? +m337 HAN Luke? I don't get it. +m337 LANDO He doesn't want you at all. He's after someone named Skywalker. +m337 HAN You don't know much about much if you think Vader won't want us dead before this is over. +m337 LANDO Vader agreed to turn Leia and Chewie over to me. They'll have to stay here but at least they'll be safe. +m337 HAN This ought to be good. +m337 LANDO Shut up a minute and listen. I'm doing what I can to make this easier for you. +m337 HAN Get out of here Lando! +m337 HAN I'm sorry too. +m337 LANDO Sorry friend I had no choice. They arrived right before you did. +m337 HAN Nothing. I never would have guessed that underneath that wild schemer I knew was a respon- sible leader and businessman ... But you wear it well. +m337 LANDO Not as well as I'd like. We're a small outpost and not very self- sufficient. I've had supply problems of every kind and ... What's so funny? +m337 HAN How's your mining operation going? +m337 LANDO I'll have my people get to work on it right away. Hate the thought of the Millennium Falcon without her heart. +m337 HAN Hyperdrive. +m337 LANDO That ship saved my life a few times. It's the fastest hunk of machinery in the galaxy. What's wrong with her? +m337 LANDO What have you done to my ship? +m337 HAN Repairs ... +m337 LANDO That won't be easy my friend ... What brings you here anyway? +m337 LANDO I'll bet. +m337 HAN I always said you were a gentleman. +m337 LANDO Are you kidding? +m337 HAN No hard feelings? +m337 LANDO Why you slimy double-crossing no-good swindler ... am I glad to see you. +m337 VADER I'm altering the bargain. Pray I don't alter it any further. +m337 LANDO That wasn't the bargain. You said the Empire wouldn't interfere in-- +m337 VADER Take them but I'm keeping a detachment of troops here to watch over them. +m337 LANDO I'll take what's mine now. +m337 VADER I think not. But I don't wish my prize to be damaged. We'll test it first. Bring in Captain Solo. +m337 LANDO We only use this chamber for carbon freezing. If you put him in there it'll kill him. +m337 VADER Good. It would be most unfortunate if I had to leave a permanent garrison here. +m337 LANDO No. +m337 VADER I forget nothing Calrissian. Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly. +m337 LANDO That was never mentioned. Neither was this bounty hunter taking Han. I hope you haven't forgotten our bargain. +m337 VADER You will find them well enough. But they must never again leave this city. +m337 LANDO What about Leia and the Wookiee? +m337 LEIA That sounds familiar. +m337 LANDO I'm sure my men fixed it. We've got nothing to worry about. +m337 LEIA Are the coordinates set? +m337 LANDO The deflector shields are gone. +m337 LEIA It's Luke. Get under him. Slow down. Easy Chewie. Line up your tracking system. Lando open the hatch. +m337 LANDO Someone's falling. +m337 LANDO Wait a minute. We're not going back there. +m337 LEIA No argument just do it. That's a command! +m337 LEIA Luke needs help. We must go back. +m337 LANDO What? +m337 LEIA Luke! +m337 LANDO I knew that set-up was too good to last .... I'm going to miss it. +m337 LANDO I didn't say anything? +m337 LEIA What'd you say? +m337 LANDO His fate is sealed. You'll be lucky to get out yourself. All systems are on alert. everything's locked. +m337 LEIA We've got to find Luke. +m337 LANDO Don't worry about a thing. I'll get us going. +m337 LEIA You'd better know what you're doing or this is going to get very messy. +m337 LEIA What chance have we got in here? What are we going to do when they cut ... +m337 LANDO Sure I did ... once. It turned out lousy. +m337 LEIA You've probably never done an honorable thing in your life. +m337 LANDO Very noble. Not smart but noble. +m337 LANDO There's not much chance but the bounty hunter's ship is on the East Landing Platform. +m337 LEIA Chewie's right. We must try to save Han. +m337 LANDO This is no time to be choosy honey. What do you say we debate this later? There's still a chance I can get you out of here. +m337 LEIA We have no use for your kind. +m337 LANDO Look I stand to lose everything by this. +m337 LEIA And when do you betray us again? +m337 LANDO I'm coming over to your side that's what. And I have a feeling I'm making a big mistake. +m337 LEIA What's going on? +m337 LEIA ... we're the bait. +m337 LANDO Lord Vader has set a trap for him and ... +m337 LANDO I didn't know you had a price on your head. Vader has given you to the bounty hunter. +m337 LEIA What about Han? +m337 LANDO Yes we keep pollution down by having the power reactor far below the city. It's connected by a transfer shaft. +m337 LEIA It's a lovely outpost. +m337 LANDO Not actually .... Our operation is small enough not to be noticed so you might say we're enterprisers. Most of our trade is well ... unofficial. +m337 LEIA You're part of the mining guild then? +m337 LANDO .... We are a free station and do not fall under the jurisdiction of the Empire. +m337 LANDO Would you care to join me for a little refreshment? +m337 LEIA Thanks. +m337 LANDO I must say your beauty is unpar- alleled. Truly you belong here with us among the clouds. +m337 LEIA Not really. +m337 LANDO Sorry am I interrupting anything? +m337 LEIA You may call me Leia. +m337 LANDO Hello! What have we here? Welcome I am Baron Lando Calrissian Administrator of this facility ... and who might you be? +m337 RIEEKAN We have no choice. Send them up ... and start clearing everyone out. +m337 LEIA Two transports at a time is awfully risky. +m337 LEIA What is it? +m337 RIEEKAN We've picked up something outside the base in zone one moving East. +m337 RIEEKAN Not yet. They're working on it now. +m337 LEIA Have they analyzed the one that was killed? +m337 RIEEKAN Slim but yes there's a chance. They have a shelter. It's not much but ... +m337 LEIA Is there any chance of them surviving out there? +m337 RIEEKAN The speeders should be ready in the morning. They'll make the search easier. +m337 LEIA I understand. +m337 RIEEKAN Nothing more can be done tonight. The shield doors must be closed. I can't wait any longer. I'm sorry. +m337 LEIA Let's go. +m337 THREEPIO Artoo you did it! I never doubted you for a second ... +m337 LEIA I thought you knew this person. +m337 THREEPIO Rather touchy aren't they. +m337 LEIA Well what now? +m337 THREEPIO Sir we've lost the rear deflector shield. One more direct hit on the back quarter and we're done for. +m337 THREEPIO Oh my no! +m337 LEIA What?? +m337 THREEPIO Sir it's very possible this asteroid is not stable. +m337 LEIA A tremor! +m337 LEIA Closer?! +m337 THREEPIO Closer?! +m337 THREEPIO If I might remind you sir the probability of successfully navi- gating through an asteroid field is approximately 365000 to one ... a graceful surrender might not be ... +m337 LEIA You don't have to do this to impress me. +m337 LEIA I'll be back later. +m337 THREEPIO So much has happened during the period of your indisposition sir. +m337 LEIA You rest now. +m337 LUKE I've never seen it fail. +m337 LEIA This hyperdrive had better work. +m337 LUKE He'll survive. +m337 LEIA Lando is he alright? ... Lando? Are you there? How's Luke? +m337 LEIA Luke no! It's a trap. +m337 LUKE Leia! +m337 LUKE Snow creatures ... they're here?! +m337 LEIA I could get more loyalty if I went down the hall and recruited some of those snow creatures. +m337 LUKE Jabba the Hutt? +m337 LEIA He wants to pay off that criminal he's in hock to. +m337 LUKE Calm down will ya? Tell me about Han. +m337 LUKE Han's leaving? +m337 LEIA First Han now you. When am I going to learn not to count on anyone but myself? ... +m337 LUKE What are you talking about? +m337 LEIA That's just great. Why doesn't everyone just take off? +m337 LUKE I have this ... feeling. I'm not sure really ... +m337 LEIA Where are you going? +m337 LEIA What did you say?! +m337 LUKE Leia ... What would you think if I went away for a while? +m337 LEIA Me too. I was afraid. +m337 LUKE I'm fine. Really. Leia ... when I was out there and it looked pretty bad ... well it made me think about things. +m337 LEIA The Bacta are growing well. The scars should be gone in a day or so. Does it still hurt? +m337 YODA If it must be. Yes. +m337 LUKE And sacrifice Han and Leia? +m337 LUKE I've learned so much since then. And I'll return to finish ... I promise that master. +m337 YODA Yes yes. To Obi-wan you listen young one. The tree. Remember your failure at the tree! Heh? +m337 YODA Foreknowledge is helpful but painful sometimes and dangerous too. You have far to go in your training. +m337 LUKE They're my friends. +m337 YODA Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future ... Back away little machine! +m337 LUKE Will they die? +m337 YODA It is the future you see. +m337 LUKE I see them! ... They're in pain ... they're suffering. +m337 YODA Bespin. I see it too ... Friends you have there heh? Concentrate and see them you will. +m337 LUKE I see a city in the clouds. +m337 YODA Control control you must learn of what you see. Not easy not fast. +m337 LUKE My mind fills with so many images. +m337 YODA Free your mind and return he will. +m337 LUKE Ben? Ben? +m337 YODA Only what you take with you. +m337 LUKE What's in there? +m337 YODA This tree is strong with the dark side of The Force. A servant of evil it is. Into it you must go. +m337 LUKE I feel cold. +m337 LUKE Yes ... I also feel danger ... death. Something's not right. +m337 YODA Four this time! The Force you feel. +m337 YODA No! Nothing more will I tell you now. Clear your mind of questions ... Quiet now be ... at peace ... +m337 LUKE But tell me why ... +m337 YODA You will know. When you are at peace ... calm ... passive. A Jedi uses The Force for knowledge and defense. Never for attack. +m337 LUKE But how am I to know the good side from the dark? +m337 YODA No no. Easier quicker more seductive. +m337 LUKE Lord Vader ... Is the dark side stronger? +m337 YODA The dark side beckons. But if once start down the dark path forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you it will ... as it did Obi-wan's apprentice. +m337 LUKE Price? What do you mean? +m337 YODA Anger fear aggression! The dark side of The Force are they. Easily they flow ... quick to join you in a fight. Beware beware beware of them. A heavy price is paid for the power they bring. +m337 LUKE But I feel The Force flowing! +m337 YODA No no. This will not do. Anger is what you feel. +m337 YODA That would matter not were The Force flowing through you. Higher you'd jump! Faster you'd move! Open yourself to The Force you must. +m337 LUKE They're a lot stronger than I'm used to. +m337 YODA That they are. +m337 LUKE I thought those seekers were set for stun! +m337 YODA Concentration. Heh? Concentration. +m337 YODA That is why you fail. +m337 LUKE I don't believe it. +m337 YODA Size has no meaning. It matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size do you? +m337 LUKE I can't. It's too big. +m337 YODA No. Try not. Do do. Or do not. There is no try. +m337 LUKE Okay. I'll give it a try. +m337 YODA No! No different! The differences are in your mind. Throw them out! No longer of use are they to you. +m337 LUKE Master moving rocks is one thing but this is a little different. +m337 YODA Yes but by what standard ask I? Forget your old measures. Unlearn heh unlearn. +m337 LUKE I thought I was in good shape. +m337 YODA It would be in seven pieces were you a Jedi. +m337 YODA You will be my young one. Heh. You will be. +m337 LUKE I will not fail you. I'm not afraid. +m337 YODA You are reckless! +m337 LUKE I have followed my feelings. +m337 YODA To become a Jedi takes the deepest commitment the most serious mind. +m337 LUKE Why not me? +m337 YODA Ready are you? What know you of ready? I have trained Jedi for 800 years. My own counsel I'll keep on who is to be trained. +m337 LUKE Never. +m337 VADER There is no escape. You must join me or die. Don't make me destroy you here ... The Emperor is strong with The Force. But if you join me together we could overthrow Him. Do not resist. It is our destiny! +m337 LUKE No! .... Never .... +m337 VADER The Force runs strong in the Skywalker line. You will achieve great power ... Come join with me! Together we will be the most powerful ... even stronger than The Emperor. +m337 LUKE Time will tell. +m337 VADER All too easy. Perhaps you are not as strong as The Emperor thought. +m337 VADER That won't be necessary. +m337 LUKE I'll die first. +m337 VADER There is much Obi-wan did not tell you. Come The Emperor will complete your training. +m337 LUKE No! +m337 VADER Your future lies with us Skywalker. Now you will embrace the dark side. Obi-wan knew this to be true. +m337 VADER And I too. +m337 LUKE You'll find I'm full of surprises. +m337 VADER The fear does not reach you. You have learned more than I anticipated. +m337 VADER I want that ship. +m337 PIETT It won't get through the blockade. +m337 VADER Anything on the Millennium Falcon? +m337 PIETT Seventeen ships destroyed we don't know how many got away. +m337 VADER Make ready to land General Veers' assault troops on the surface. Then deploy the fleet so that nothing can get off that system. You're in command now Admiral Piett. +m337 PIETT Yes My Lord. +m337 PIETT Yes Sir .... we have visuals ... the System is supposed to be devoid of human forms ... +m337 VADER The Hoth System? +m489 LANDO We're on our way. Red Group Gold Group all fighters follow me. Told you they'd do it! +m489 ACKBAR The shield is down! Commence attack on theDeath Star's main reactor. +m489 LANDO We'll last longer then we will against that Death Star...and we might just take a few of them with us. +m489 ACKBAR At that close range we won't last long against those Star Destroyers. +m489 LANDO Han will have that shield down. We've got to give him more time. +m489 ACKBAR We have no choice General Calrissian. Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude. +m489 LANDO You won't get another chance at this Admiral. +m489 ACKBAR We saw it. All craft prepare to retreat. +m489 LANDO All right. Stand by. +m489 ACKBAR All craft prepare to jump to hyperspace on my mark. +m489 ACKBAR Proceed with the countdown. All groups assume attack coordinates. +m489 LANDO Admiral we're in position. All fighters accounted for. +m489 BEN She hasn't been trained in the ways of the Jedi the way you have Luke... but the Force is strong with her as it is with all of your family. There is no avoiding the battle. You must face and destroy Vader! +m489 LUKE But you can't let her get involved now Ben. Vader will destroy her. +m489 BEN Your insight serves you well. Bury your feelings deep down Luke. They do you credit. But they could be made to serve the Emperor. +m489 LUKE Leia! Leia's my sister. +m489 BEN Hmm. To protect you both from the Emperor you were hidden from your father when you were born. The Emperor knew as I did if Anakin were to have any offspring they would be a threat to him. That is the reason why your sister remains safely anonymous. +m489 LUKE But I have no sister. +m489 BEN The other he spoke of is your twin sister. +m489 LUKE Yoda spoke of another. +m489 BEN Then the Emperor has already won. You were our only hope. +m489 LUKE I can't kill my own father. +m489 BEN To be a Jedi Luke you must confront and then go beyond the dark side - the side your father couldn't get past. Impatience is the easiest door - for you like your father. Only your father was seduced by what he found on the other side of the door and you have held firm. You're no longer so reckless now Luke. You are strong and patient. And now you must face Darth Vader again! +m489 LUKE But I had to help my friends. +m489 BEN Vader humbled you when first you met him Luke... but that experience was part of your training. It taught you among other things the value of patience. Had you not been so impatient to defeat Vader then you could have finished your training here with Yoda. You would have been prepared. +m489 LUKE I tried to stop him once. I couldn't do it. +m489 BEN You cannot escape your destiny. +m489 LUKE I can't do it Ben. +m489 BEN I also thought he could be turned back to the good side. It couldn't be done. He is more machine now than man. Twisted and evil. +m489 LUKE There's still good in him. +m489 BEN You father was seduced by the dark side of the Force. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and became Darth Vader. When that happened the good man who was your father was destroyed. So what I have told you was true... from a certain point of view. +m489 LUKE You told me Vader betrayed and murdered my father. +m489 BEN Yoda will always be with you. +m489 LUKE I can't do it Artoo. I can't go on alone. +m489 HAN Who are you? +m489 BOUSHH Jabba's palace. +m489 HAN Where am I? +m489 BOUSHH Your eyesight will return in time. +m489 HAN I can't see. +m489 BOUSHH Shhh. You have hibernation sickness. +m489 VADER His lightsaber. +m489 EMPEROR Oh no my young Jedi. You will find that it is you who are mistaken...about a great many things. +m489 EMPEROR Then you must go to the Sanctuary Moon and wait for them. +m489 VADER They are clear my Master. +m489 EMPEROR Strange that I have not. I wonder if your feelings on this matter are clear Lord Vader. +m489 VADER I have felt him my Master. +m489 VADER A small Rebel force has penetrated the shield and landed on Endor. +m489 EMPEROR I told you to remain on the command ship. +m489 VADER Yes my Master. +m489 EMPEROR It is of no concern. Soon the Rebellion will be crushed and young Skywalker will be one of us! Your work here is finished my friend. Go out to the command ship and await my orders. +m489 VADER What of the reports of the Rebel fleet massing near Sullust? +m489 EMPEROR Send the fleet to the far side of Endor. There it will stay until called for. +m489 VADER What is thy bidding my Master? +m489 EMPEROR Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen. +m489 VADER As you wish. +m489 EMPEROR Patience my friend. In time he will seek you out. And when he does you must bring him before me. He has grown strong. Only together can we turn him to the dark side of the Force. +m489 VADER Yes my Master. +m489 EMPEROR You have done well Lord Vader. And now I sense you wish to continue your search for young Skywalker. +m489 VADER The Death Star will be completed on schedule. +m489 LUKE Threepio tell them if they don't do as you wish you'll become angry and use your magic. +m489 HAN Somehow I got the feeling that didn't help us very much. +m489 LUKE Han don't. It'll be all right. +m489 HAN Hey! +m489 HAN Yeah sure. +m489 LUKE Will you take it easy? Let's just figure out a way to get out of this thing. Han can you reach my lightsaber? +m489 HAN Nice work. Great Chewie! Great! Always thinking with your stomach. +m489 LUKE Come on Artoo. We'll need your scanners. +m489 HAN Take the squad ahead. We'll meet at the shield generator at 0300. +m489 LUKE We got separated. +m489 HAN I thought she was with you. +m489 LUKE Quietly there might be more of them out there. +m489 HAN Chewie and I will take care of this. You stay here. +m489 HAN It's your imagination kid. Come on. Let's keep a little optimism here. +m489 LUKE I'm endangering the mission. I shouldn't have come. +m489 HAN I don't know. Fly casual. +m489 HAN Now don't get jittery Luke. There are a lot of command ships. Keep your distance though Chewie but don't look like you're trying to keep your distance. +m489 LUKE Vader's on that ship. +m489 LUKE All set. +m489 HAN Right. Chewie let's see what this piece of junk can do. Ready everybody? +m489 LUKE Yeah she's comin' up. +m489 HAN You got her warmed? +m489 LUKE Hi Han... Chewie. +m489 HAN Luke. +m489 LUKE I have a promise I have to keep first... to an old friend. +m489 HAN Why don't you leave that crate and come with us? +m489 HAN Oh... great! +m489 LUKE Just stick close to Chewie and Lando. I've taken care of everything. +m489 HAN You're gonna die here you know. Convenient. +m489 LUKE There's nothing to see. I used to live here you know. +m489 HAN I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur I see a big light blur. +m489 HAN That bad huh? Where's Leia? +m489 LUKE The same as always. +m489 HAN How are we doing? +m489 LUKE Wouldn't miss it. +m489 HAN Fine. Together again huh? +m489 LUKE Are you all right? +m489 HAN Luke! +m489 LUKE Han! +m489 HAN All right. I understand. Fine. When he comes back I won't get in the way. +m489 LEIA Yes. +m489 HAN You love him don't you? +m489 LEIA He wasn't. I can feel it. +m489 HAN I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew. +m489 HAN Here's the terminal. +m489 LEIA The code's changed. We need Artoo! +m489 HAN Charges! Come on come on! +m489 LEIA Han! Hurry! The fleet will be here any moment. +m489 HAN Hey don't worry. Chewie and me got into a lot of places more heavily guarded than this. +m489 LEIA The main entrance to the control bunker's on the far side of that landing platform. This isn't gonna be easy. +m489 LEIA Hold me. +m489 HAN I'm sorry. +m489 HAN Ahhh... +m489 LEIA I... +m489 LEIA I don't know. +m489 HAN What's going on? +m489 HAN It'll take time. This whole party'll be for nothing if they see us. +m489 LEIA Shall we try and go around? +m489 HAN It'll work. It'll work. +m489 LEIA Now we find out if that code is worth the price we paid. +m489 HAN Yeah I just got a funny feeling. Like I'm not gonna see her again. +m489 LEIA Hey are you awake? +m489 LEIA That's all any of us can see. +m489 HAN I don't know. All I can see is a lot of blowing sand! +m489 LEIA I gotta get you out of here. +m489 HAN Leia! +m489 LEIA Someone who loves you. +m489 HAN You too. +m489 LANDO Good luck. +m489 LANDO All right old buddy. You know I know what she means to you. I'll take good care of her. She-she won't get a scratch. All right? +m489 HAN Look. I want you to take her. I mean it. Take her. You need all the help you can get. She's the fastest ship in the fleet. +m489 LANDO Oh well someone must have told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab. +m489 HAN Well look at you a general huh? +m489 LANDO Figured if I left you frozen like that you'd just give me bad luck the rest of my life so I might as well get you unfrozen sooner or later. +m489 HAN Guess I owe you some thanks too Lando. +m489 LANDO All right! A little higher! Just a little higher! +m489 HAN It's all right. Trust me. Don't move. +m489 LANDO No wait! I thought you were blind! +m489 HAN Chewie! Chewie give me the gun. Don't move Lando. +m489 HAN I'm trying! +m489 LANDO Lower it! +m489 HAN Lando grab it! +m489 HAN Lando! +m489 LANDO Han! Chewie? +m489 HAN Let's see. +m489 THREEPIO Oh Princess Leia are you all right? +m489 HAN Well I suppose I could hotwire this thing. +m489 THREEPIO My goodness! Artoo why did you have to be so brave? +m489 THREEPIO Oh Artoo hurry! +m489 HAN Come on! Come on! +m489 THREEPIO We're coming! +m489 THREEPIO I'm rather embarrassed General Solo but it appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor. +m489 HAN What did he say? +m489 THREEPIO It's against my programming to impersonate a deity. +m489 HAN Proper?! +m489 THREEPIO I beg your pardon General Solo but that just wouldn't be proper. +m489 HAN Well why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of this? +m489 THREEPIO Hello I think... I could be mistaken. They're using a very primitive dialect. But I do believe they think I am some sort of god. +m489 HAN What are you telling them? +m489 HAN All right hang on. +m489 THREEPIO Here we go again. +m489 HAN On second thought let's pass on that huh? +m489 THREEPIO In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years. +m489 THREEPIO You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the pit of Carkoon the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc. +m489 HAN Good I hate long waits. +m489 THREEPIO Oh dear. His High Exaltedness the great Jabba the Hutt has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately. +m489 VADER I hope so Commander for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am. +m489 JERJERROD We shall double our efforts. +m489 VADER That is correct Commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress. +m489 VADER Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives. +m489 JERJERROD But he asks the impossible. I need more men. +m489 VADER The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation. +m489 JERJERROD I tell you this station will be operational as planned. +m489 VADER Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them. +m489 JERJERROD I assure you Lord Vader my men are working as fast as they can. +m489 VADER You may dispense with the pleasantries Commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule. +m489 JERJERROD Lord Vader this is an unexpected pleasure. We're honored by your presence. +m489 WEDGE Copy Gold Leader. I'm already on my way out. +m489 LANDO All right Wedge. Go for the power regulator on the north tower. +m489 WEDGE There it is! +m489 WEDGE Form up. And stay alert. We could run out of space real fast. +m489 LANDO Now lock onto the strongest power source. It should be the power generator. +m489 LANDO Here goes nothing. +m489 WEDGE I'm going in. +m489 LANDO Now...come on Han old buddy. Don't let me down. +m489 WEDGE Good shot Red Two. +m489 WEDGE Red Leader standing by. +m489 LANDO All wings report in. +m489 LEIA Oh no. +m489 THREEPIO I'm afraid our furry companion has gone and done something rather rash. +m489 LEIA Quiet. +m489 THREEPIO Oh! Oh my. Uh Princess Leia! +m489 THREEPIO He says there's a secret entrance on the other side of the ridge. +m489 LEIA What's he saying? +m489 THREEPIO Your Royal Highness. +m489 LEIA Oh! +m489 THREEPIO Ohhh I can't bear to watch. +m489 LEIA Ugh! +m489 LUKE Because...there is good in him. I've felt it. He won't turn me over to the Emperor. I can save him. I can turn him back to the good side. I have to try. +m489 LEIA But why must you confront him? +m489 LUKE No you don't. You've always been strong. +m489 LEIA No! Luke run away far away. If he can feel your presence then leave this place. I wish I could go with you. +m489 LUKE Then you know why I have to face him. +m489 LEIA I know. Somehow...I've always known. +m489 LUKE Yes. It's you Leia. +m489 LUKE You're wrong Leia. You have that power too. In time you'll learn to use it as I have. The Force is strong in my family. My father has it...I have it...and...my sister has it. +m489 LEIA Luke don't talk that way. You have a power I--I don't understand and could never have. +m489 LUKE There's more. It won't be easy for you to hear it but you must. If I don't make it back you're the only hope for the Alliance. +m489 LEIA Your father? +m489 LUKE He's my father. +m489 LUKE Vader is here...now on this moon. +m489 LEIA Luke tell me. What's troubling you? +m489 LUKE I have no memory of my mother. I never knew her. +m489 LEIA She was very beautiful. Kind but...sad. Why are you asking me all this? +m489 LUKE Tell me. +m489 LEIA Just...images really. Feelings. +m489 LUKE What do you remember? +m489 LEIA Just a little bit. She died when I was very young. +m489 LUKE Leia... do you remember your mother? Your real mother? +m489 LUKE I see them. Wait Leia! +m489 LEIA Over there! Two more of them! +m489 LUKE Never-r-r! +m489 VADER Sister! So...you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the dark side then perhaps she will. +m489 VADER Give yourself to the dark side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... +m489 LUKE I will not fight you. +m489 VADER You cannot hide forever Luke. +m489 VADER You underestimate the power of the dark side. If you will not fight then you will meet your destiny. +m489 LUKE You couldn't bring yourself to kill me before and I don't believe you'll destroy me now. +m489 VADER There is no conflict. +m489 LUKE Your thoughts betray you father. I feel the good in you...the conflict. +m489 LUKE I will not fight you father. +m489 VADER Obi-Wan has taught you well. +m489 VADER It is too late for me son. The Emperor will show you the true nature of the Force. He is your master now. +m489 LUKE Search your feelings father. You can't do this. I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate. +m489 VADER If that is your destiny. +m489 LUKE I will not turn...and you'll be forced to kill me. +m489 VADER You don't know the power of the dark side. I must obey my master. +m489 VADER Obi-Wan once thought as you do. +m489 LUKE Come with me. +m489 VADER So you have accepted the truth. +m489 LUKE I know father. +m489 VADER The Emperor has been expecting you. +m489 YODA Remember a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware. Anger fear aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path forever will it dominate your destiny. +m489 LUKE Well I'm sorry. +m489 LUKE Unfortunate that I know the truth? +m489 YODA Unexpected this is and unfortunate... +m489 LUKE Yes. +m489 YODA Told you did he? +m489 YODA Your father he is. +m489 LUKE Yoda I must know. +m489 YODA No more training do you require. Already know you that which you need. +m489 LUKE But I need your help. I've come back to complete the training. +m489 YODA Strong am I with the Force... but not that strong! Twilight is upon me and soon night must fall. That is the way of things... the way of the Force. +m489 LUKE Master Yoda you can't die. +m489 THREEPIO Disintegrated? +m489 NINEDENINE Splendid! We have been without an interpreter since our master got angry with our last protocol droid and disintegrated him. +m489 THREEPIO I am fluent in over six million forms of communication and can readily... +m489 NINEDENINE How many languages do you speak? +m489 THREEPIO Oh. Well yes. +m489 NINEDENINE Yes or no will do. +m489 THREEPIO I am See-Threepio human-cy... +m489 NINEDENINE Ah good. New acquisitions. You are a protocol droid are you not? +m491 ROCKY C'mon it's true -- But that don't bother me -- I just wanna prove somethin' -- I ain't no bum... It don't matter if I lose... Don't matter if he opens my head... The only thing I wanna do is go the distance -- That's all. Nobody's ever gone fifteen rounds with Creed. If I go them fifteen rounds an' that bell rings an' I'm still standin' I'm gonna know then I weren't just another bum from the neighborhood... +m491 ADRIAN Don't say that. +m491 ROCKY It ain't so bad 'cause I was a nothin' before -- +m491 ADRIAN Oh Rocky -- you worked so hard. +m491 ROCKY ...I dunno. +m491 ADRIAN What're we going to do? +m491 ROCKY I been watchin' the movies -- studyin' -- He ain't weak nowhere. +m491 ROCKY Yeah I can't beat him. +m491 ADRIAN Apollo? +m491 ROCKY ...I can't beat him. +m491 ADRIAN ...What? +m491 ROCKY ...Can't do it. +m491 ROCKY I gotta go out for a while. +m491 ADRIAN Is everything all right? +m491 ROCKY I don't want ya cleanin' nobody else's cages no more. +m491 ADRIAN What did you say about a pet shop? +m491 ROCKY ...What? +m491 ADRIAN What was that you said about a pet shop? +m491 ROCKY Yeah... +m491 ADRIAN Rocky do you realize everybody in this country knows your face and after the fight everybody in the world is going to. +m491 ADRIAN ...Yes -- +m491 ROCKY Wanna hear a dirty joke? +m491 ROCKY ...What's to say? I dunno what he wants from me -- +m491 ADRIAN ...Are you going to say anything to him? +m491 ROCKY Yo -- I ain't mad. I'm just outta joint when reporters are around -- They take cheap shots an' Paulie knows it. +m491 ADRIAN Don't be mad at him -- He just wants to help. +m491 ROCKY Yeah... Threw my whole day off. +m491 ADRIAN ...And he called the reporters -- +m491 ROCKY Ya right -- Mebbe we best just hold hands -- the shirt made me feel guilty y'know. +m491 ADRIAN I thought it might be cute. +m491 ROCKY Yeah... But I think weak legs ain't bad sometimes y'know. +m491 ADRIAN -- The legs. +m491 ROCKY Can't fool around -- You look very great. +m491 ADRIAN Don't want weak legs. +m491 ROCKY Adrian you really look great y'know -- But I can't fool around durin' trainin' -- makes the legs weak. +m491 ROCKY No... Sharp -- You look great. +m491 ADRIAN Really -- You don't think they're overly feminine? +m491 ROCKY Sharp -- Real nice. +m491 ADRIAN Like? +m491 ROCKY They either say 'Kill the nigger' or 'Hope you die Honky.' -- What ya got in the bag? +m491 ADRIAN Don't you open them anymore? +m491 ROCKY It did. +m491 ADRIAN Yes. +m491 ROCKY Y'know how I said that stuff on television didn't bother me? +m491 ADRIAN I'll be waiting. +m491 ROCKY 'Bout seven. +m491 ADRIAN Absolutely -- What time should I expect you? +m491 ROCKY Ya puttin' me on right? +m491 ADRIAN I don't know -- I was shocked. Why did you do that? +m491 ROCKY How'd ya like hearin' ya name on TV? +m491 ADRIAN Don't tease me. +m491 ROCKY I always knew you was pretty. +m491 ROCKY Could ya take off that hat. +m491 ADRIAN ...What? +m491 ROCKY Do me another favor? +m491 ADRIAN ...T-thank you. +m491 ROCKY The glasses... Please. +m491 ADRIAN What? +m491 ROCKY Would ya take off your glasses? +m491 ROCKY But I'm willin' to make the best of this uncomfortable situation. +m491 ADRIAN I should leave. +m491 ROCKY Yo I'm not comfortable either. +m491 ADRIAN I'm not sure I know you well enough -- I don't think I'm comfortable. +m491 ROCKY They're all the same. +m491 ADRIAN ...I've never been in a man's apartment before. +m491 ROCKY It's all right -- You're my guest. +m491 ADRIAN No I don't belong here. +m491 ROCKY It's okay. +m491 ADRIAN I don't think I belong here. +m491 ROCKY What's the problem? You don't like me -- Don't like the turtles -- What is it? +m491 ADRIAN It's not that -- +m491 ROCKY It's only temporary. +m491 ADRIAN It's fine. +m491 ROCKY What's the matter? Ya don't like the room? +m491 ROCKY I'll call your brother. +m491 ADRIAN I think he might be worried. +m491 ROCKY Why? +m491 ADRIAN Yes. +m491 ROCKY You sure? +m491 ADRIAN Yes I do. +m491 ROCKY D'you really wanna call? +m491 ADRIAN I wanna let my brother know where I am. +m491 ROCKY I had it pulled. People callin' all the time. Who needs it -- Who'd you wanna call? +m491 ADRIAN Do you have a phone? +m491 ROCKY ...Oh yeah I bought the whole kit -- Yeah ya sold me the turtles the bowl an' the mountain -- I had to get rid of the mountain 'cause they kept fallin' off. +m491 ADRIAN I sold them to you. +m491 ROCKY Here's the guys I was tellin' ya about -- This is Cuff an' Link. +m491 ADRIAN ...No thanks. +m491 ROCKY Would ya like a glass of water? +m491 ADRIAN 'Cause you can't sing or dance? +m491 ROCKY ...Guess. +m491 ADRIAN Why do you do it if it hurts so bad? +m491 ROCKY After a rough fight ya' nothin' but a large wound. Sometimes I feel like callin' a taxi to drive me from my bed to the bathroom... Ya' eyes hurt ya' ears hurt ya' hair even hurts... But the thing I'm proud of is I been in over sixty fights an' never had a busted nose -- Bent an' twisted an' bitten but never broke... That's rare. +m491 ADRIAN Morning after? +m491 ROCKY ...I'm at least half a bum. Yeah fightin' is a crazy racket. The roughest part is the mornin' after. +m491 ADRIAN I don't think you're a bum. +m491 ROCKY Ya gotta be a little soft to wanna be a pug... It's a racket where ya' almost guaranteed to end up a bum. +m491 ADRIAN ...It is just hard for me to understand why anybody wants to be a fighter. +m491 ROCKY Then why did I bother bringin' it up? 'Cause I'm dumb that's why... Y'know I think we make a real sharp coupla coconuts -- I'm dumb an' you're shy. +m491 ADRIAN It doesn't bother me either. +m491 ROCKY Some people think bein' shy is a disease but it don't bother me. +m491 ADRIAN ...I suppose. +m491 ROCKY I would say you're very shy by nature. +m491 ADRIAN ...I suppose. +m491 ROCKY Some people are very shy by nature. +m491 ADRIAN My mother told me just the opposite. She said 'You weren't born with much of a body so you'd better develop your brain.' +m491 ROCKY What's funny? +m491 ADRIAN By accident? +m491 ROCKY Y'know how I got started in the fight racket? +m491 ADRIAN Ohh! +m491 ROCKY I just dislocated my finger. +m491 ROCKY Absolutely. +m491 ADRIAN But you never had a chance to prove yourself. +m491 ADRIAN And you never got the chance? +m491 ROCKY Ain't skated since I was fifteen -- That's when I started fightin' -- gotta watch the ankles. Yeah fightin' use to be tops with me but no more. All I wanted to prove was I weren't no bum -- That I had the stuff to make a good pro. +m491 ADRIAN ...Aren't you skating? +m491 ROCKY I think mebbe we're early or somethin' -- +m491 ADRIAN I think it's closed. +m491 ROCKY Looks quiet y'know. +m491 ROCKY To you to me it's Thursday. +m491 ADRIAN It's Thanksgiving. +m491 ADRIAN ...Goodnight Rocky. +m491 ROCKY Hey how's my buddy doin'? -- Nice dog -- Well I'll see ya later. +m491 ROCKY Shell-shocked! +m491 ADRIAN ...I don't know. +m491 ROCKY I smack 'em hard on the shell an' they get... What? +m491 ROCKY Ain't your fault -- Here's the problem. +m491 ADRIAN ...I'm sorry. +m491 ROCKY Me I'm kinda aggravated. +m491 ADRIAN ...Fine. +m491 ROCKY ...How's the turtle food this week? +m491 PAULIE You a virgin? -- Ya let 'im in ya pants didn't ya! Ya pulled down ya pants an' let him have it didn't ya!! +m491 ADRIAN What?! +m491 PAULIE You busted?! +m491 ADRIAN Good? Good Paulie?! I've been treatin' you like a baby. Since I can't remember it's so long -- I'm the only one who feeds you an' puts you in bed when ya can't stand up -- and it's you that made me feel like a loser -- That's what ya use to call me 'Loser' -- What kind of name is that? So can ya blame me for not remembering to talk about you when I'm with Rocky -- I don't owe you Paulie you owe me. +m491 PAULIE You owe me an' are supposed to treat me good! +m491 ADRIAN Owe you what? +m491 PAULIE Get away from me -- I could never even get married 'cause you couldn't live by yaself -- ya'd die by yaself! So instead I put you two together -- Did ya think of puttin' in a good word for me? -- You owe me! +m491 ADRIAN Don't do that again! +m491 PAULIE I always seen ya had the best but did ya ever think of puttin' in a good word for me with this scumbag! +m491 ADRIAN You gave me what?! Knots! You gave me knots in here every day -- you made me scared of everything! +m491 PAULIE You forget what I went through to give ya the best. +m491 ADRIAN Only a pig would say that! +m491 PAULIE I want 'im outta here -- Don't think I'm good enough to work for Gazzo? That's what I think of bums like you an' Gazzo! You're goin' up an' don't care enough to throw Paulie some crumbs! I give ya meat an' I give ya my sister too! +m491 ADRIAN ...Paulie. Stop now! +m491 PAULIE Get outta my life both of ya's. +m491 ADRIAN Don't talk like that to him! +m491 PAULIE You ain't no friend no more -- Go home! Outta my house I want ya! +m491 ADRIAN It's not your house -- +m491 PAULIE Shutup! I want nothin' -- I ain't no charity case! Get outta my house! +m491 ADRIAN Paulie! +m491 PAULIE Nothin'! I want nothin' from you!!! +m491 ADRIAN Roosevelt finished last in his class -- Beethoven was deaf an' Helen Keller was blind -- I think Rocky has a good chance. +m491 PAULIE That so. +m491 ADRIAN Einstein flunked out of school... twice. +m491 ADRIAN You didn't! +m491 PAULIE Christ. +m491 ADRIAN Oh Rocky! +m491 ADRIAN Paul. +m491 PAULIE Do me a favor -- His lungs punch 'em out. +m491 ADRIAN Paulie it's Thanksgiving. I've gotta turkey in the oven. +m491 PAULIE Why? +m491 ADRIAN I can't go out. +m491 PAULIE Don't get wise with me. I want ya to stop bein' a loser. +m491 ADRIAN ...Like you? +m491 PAULIE Hey I want ya out instamaticly. -- I'm sicka lookin' at ya hangin' around like a friggin' spider -- Go out -- Live! Do enjoy life. +m491 ADRIAN Paulie please -- +m491 PAULIE Ya ya goin' outta the bedroom an' I don't wanna know from nothin'. +m491 ADRIAN No... I can't! +m491 PAULIE Like it would make a difference if you were right? This guy's a friend and now he's takin' ya out. +m491 ADRIAN ...Paulie why didn't you tell me you were bringing him home?! Look at me I'm not ready for this. +m491 APOLLO ...Thanks. +m491 TRAINER Cover the ribs -- Look here elbow down tight -- Tight -- stand straight -- you're the best you're the best! +m491 APOLLO ...Stop jivin'! +m491 TRAINER Don't kill yourself man -- Let the doctor stop the fight. +m491 APOLLO One more round. +m491 TRAINER Yo' bleedin' inside man -- Get that doctor. +m491 APOLLO No doctor!... I'm feelin' good bro! +m491 TRAINER You're hurtin' man! +m491 APOLLO No doctor! +m491 TRAINER Get that doctor. +m491 APOLLO My side. +m491 TRAINER Luck! You fightin' a crazy man -- but you got him hurt bad. More ice now! +m491 APOLLO He got lucky. +m491 TRAINER He's movin' to your left -- don't let him no more -- dance and stick hear? Don't play -- I know what ya feelin' but don't play. +m491 APOLLO ...That man's takin' his job too serious. +m491 TRAINER People nothin' you in a fight my man -- ya best believe what you hear... Knock that boy out soon an' let's go home. +m491 APOLLO Man I rearranged his face with that right -- The people love what's happenin' tonight. +m491 TRAINER Don't play with this man he's fightin' hard -- Let 'em feel some real heat! +m491 APOLLO I'll carry him 'till the third. +m491 TRAINER Sure -- He can hit -- Don't play no more -- Stick an' move hear? +m491 APOLLO ...That boy damn near broke my arm. +m491 APOLLO Southpaw nuthin' -- I'll drop 'im in three -- 'Apollo Creed meets the Italian Stallion.' Shhiii -- Sounds like a damn monster movie!! +m491 TRAINER I don't like you messin' with southpaws -- They do everything wrong. +m491 APOLLO Listen I gonna carry this boy three rounds then drop 'im like a bad habit. +m491 TRAINER He won't last one round. +m491 APOLLO ...I don't feel heat from the name. +m491 TRAINER Too old dull fighter. Bobby Judge is a good boy. +m491 APOLLO Give my main man a raise!! +m491 TRAINER You's the novelty Champ! +m491 APOLLO I do -- Maybe what this fight needs is something new -- a novelty. +m491 APOLLO Don't matter -- That name. 'The Italian Stallion' it's right on. Who discovered America? An Italian right? So man what could be better than to get it on with one of his ancestors -- +m491 JERGENS Rocky Balboa -- His record's poor -- +m491 APOLLO 'The Italian Stallion' -- He's my man. +m491 APOLLO ...This man. +m491 JERGENS Exactly what are you looking for Apollo? +m491 APOLLO ...Still don't feel no heat. +m491 JERGENS Joe Zack is a good prospect -- Exciting boy. +m491 APOLLO How 'bout this Big Chuck Smith? +m491 JERGENS Fouls. +m491 APOLLO How 'bout this Billy Snow? +m491 APOLLO No man it's very smart. +m491 JERGENS ...It's very American. +m491 APOLLO Now here's what's goin' down. Listen 'cause I'm gonna say this but one time. On January first the first day of the Bicentennial I'm gonna fight me a local poor underdog dig? A snow-white underdog. An' I'm gonna put his face on this poster with me hear? An' I'll tell you why 'cause I'm sentimental -- An' all the people in the country all sentimental man an' they'd like nothin' better than me Apollo Creed to let some unknown get a shot at the greatest title in the world on this country's biggest birthday. Now that's the way I see it an' that's the way I want it!! +m491 JERGENS Apollo I'm sure there's a way to salvage this. +m491 APOLLO Shape nothin' -- They're afraid. They know everybody in the world's gonna see this fight an' none of them gotta prayer of beating me so they're makin' excuses so they don't have to be the chump that's gonna be whipped in front of the whole civilized world!! +m491 JERGENS Shaw's fighting in South America -- Why not postpone the bout until July Fourth? +m491 APOLLO Then gimme Buddy Shaw -- He's ranked fifth. +m491 JERGENS I contacted Ernie Roman's manager he's fighting in France the same week. +m491 APOLLO You best find me another ranked contender an' I mean in a flash man! +m491 JERGENS I suppose we could cancel the fight indefinitely if you are set on fighting Green. +m491 APOLLO Damn. +m491 APOLLO ...Stay in school an' use your brains dig -- Be a lawyer be a doctor carry a leather briefcase an' forget about sports!! Sports can only make ya grunt an' smell -- Be a thinker not a stinker!! +m491 COMMENTATOR Any quick advice for young boxing hopefuls? +m491 APOLLO Me an' my wife are goin' home 'cause we miss our children an' can't go no more time without seein' them. +m491 COMMENTATOR Where're you off to now? +m491 APOLLO The Bicentennial Heavyweight Championship of the World is gonna be held in the only place it can be held -- Philadelphia! -- the nation's cradle -- January First -- the first major event of our two hundredth year. +m491 COMMENTATOR Still to be held in Philadelphia? +m491 APOLLO That's right -- It's gonna be the greatest sportin' event in this country's history -- A gala occurrence! +m491 COMMENTATOR You're referring to the much publicized bicentennial fight? +m491 APOLLO He was big an' very nasty so I destroyed him in a hurry -- Now I'm gettin' ready for Mac Lee Green next month. +m491 COMMENTATOR Apollo how would you rate this last British challenger Henry Wilcoxson? +m491 APOLLO Very high an' very fast. +m491 COMMENTATOR How was the flight Champ? +m491 ROCKY Move your shoulders down. +m491 BODYGUARD Kiss my ass. +m491 ROCKY Don't like yours neither. +m491 BODYGUARD I don't like ya face. +m491 ROCKY Does that bum have to say that? +m491 BODYGUARD Take 'er to the zoo -- Retards like the zoo. +m491 ROCKY She ain't retarded she's shy. +m491 BODYGUARD Hear she's retarded. +m491 BODYGUARD ...Of the truck that run over your face. +m491 ROCKY Of wa? +m491 BODYGUARD Did ya get the license number? +m491 ROCKY Pull heat on me? -- I'll dent ya face! +m491 CHIPPED TOOTH We'll kill you man -- We gotta gun. +m491 CHIPPED TOOTH Buy us some Thunderbird man. +m491 ROCKY ...That's an old one. +m491 CHIPPED TOOTH Hey give Rocky a dime. +m491 ROCKY No dollar. +m491 CHIPPED TOOTH 'Cause we dig ya man -- Gimme a dollar. +m491 ROCKY Why? +m491 CHIPPED TOOTH Yo Rock gimme a dollar. +m491 ROCKY No wine. +m491 CHIPPED TOOTH C'mon man it's cold man. +m491 ROCKY ...No wine -- Bad for ya' brain. +m491 CHIPPED TOOTH Yo Rocks buy us sum wine man. +m491 ROCKY Charge it. +m491 CLEANER ...How 'bout for the Cokes? +m491 ROCKY I must be goin' deaf 'cause I thought ya said 'ten cents.' +m491 CLEANER That's ten bucks. +m491 ROCKY Yeah -- My ol' man who was never the sharpest told me -- I weren't born with much brain so I better use my body. +m491 CLEANER Here -- Three minutes. +m491 ROCKY This guy is beautiful -- get the Cokes. +m491 CLEANER Cost ya a buck. +m491 ROCKY How 'bout some Cokes? +m491 CLEANER Six! +m491 ROCKY It ain't your fault -- I originally done it in the Baby Crenshaw fight. That's me fightin' Big Baby Crenshaw -- Big Baby was the size of an airplane an' I broke my hands on his head -- I lost but it's a nice picture don't ya think? +m491 CLEANER Seven minutes! +m491 ROCKY Hey I ain't cryin'... I still fight. Kinda do it like a hobby. See I'm a natural southpaw an' most pugs won't fight a southpaw 'cause we mess up their timin' an' look awkward -- Southpaw means lefthanded... But I guess in the long run things probably worked out for the best right? +m491 CLEANER Nine minutes! +m491 ROCKY ...Yeah give 'er the Blades. +m491 CLEANER Ten minutes for ten dollars. +m491 ROCKY ...Ten minutes. +m491 CLEANER Few minutes? +m491 ROCKY Look at her ya can see she ain't feelin' good -- needs a few minutes exercise -- +m491 CLEANER This a con? +m491 ROCKY Listen I gotta problem. This girl ain't feelin' well y'know -- The doctor says she should exercise y'know once in awhile an' ice skatin' is the best thing -- +m491 CLEANER Yo pal what's with you -- The place ain't operatin'. +m491 ROCKY Wait here gotta smooth this guy out. +m491 CLEANER Hey the rink is empty 'cause we're closed -- ya ain't allowed in here so do me a favor an' not stay here. +m491 ROCKY Are ya closed to the General Public or to just everybody. +m491 CLEANER Hey whatta ya doin' here -- we're closed... Yo we're closed! +m491 COMMENTATOR #2 Not only has he refused to fall but he has beaten the Champion's body without mercy and the bout has become a vicious slugfest. +m491 COMMENTATOR #1 Without a doubt this is the most punishing brawl I have ever seen -- The ringside audience is spotted with blood. This fight should have been stopped rounds ago but Rocky Balboa refuses to fall -- +m491 COMMENTATOR #1 No way -- but the brilliant ability of the Champion to master situations like this is one of his most outstanding traits -- Creed tosses a perfect right hand that rocks Rocky. Creed on the offensive -- Balboa takes the punishment and counters with a left flush over the heart... that hurt. +m491 COMMENTATOR #2 There's no way Apollo expected this kind of hitting power. +m491 COMMENTATOR #1 Apollo almost sprints out of his corner -- feints and throws a pair of left-right combinations. Balboa drops beneath a left upper cut and lands a very solid shot on Creed's temple -- not much movement from Balboa duck a left a right another left and explodes with a right hook to the temple -- I mean explodes. The Champ backs off. +m491 COMMENTATOR #1 Round three ready to start and should be interesting to see if Creed can put the challenger away -- there goes the bell. +m491 COMMENTATOR #2 If you had asked anyone who knows boxing they never would've predicted a first round knockdown and the second round punishment to the body of the Champion... Most fighters will tell you receiving a good body punch is the next worst thing to dying. +m491 COMMENTATOR #1 Creed is down!!! +m491 COMMENTATOR #2 The Champion is smiling and toying with the man -- trying to give the fans their money's worth and make a show of it with the badly out-classes challenger -- Another left to right combination. I feel sorry for -- +m491 COMMENTATOR #1 The Champ stings the slower challenger with jabs at will -- Balboa blocks eighty percent of the blows with his face -- Creed doesn't look the best he's ever been but is moving smoothly -- Creed snaps out a triple combination that backs Balboa into a corner -- oh a solid hook by Creed a master of fist-men. +m491 COMMENTATOR #1 I agree. +m491 COMMENTATOR #2 It's been confirmed that it is definitely an impersonation of George Washington -- a great way to start 1976 off. +m491 COMMENTATOR #1 Am I seeing right? Creed is approaching the ring in a boat. Is he supposed to be George Washington? Obviously so. +m491 COMMENTATOR #2 You could go deaf with the noise -- it undoubtedly means Champion Apollo Creed is heading towards the ring -- +m491 COMMENTATOR #1 I only wonder if this man has the skill to go past three rounds -- Vegas odds say 'no.' +m491 COMMENTATOR #2 Thank you Bob. The electricity is everywhere tonight. Rocky Balboa a fifty-to-one underdog is living a Cinderella story which has captured peoples' imaginations all over the world -- to quote a popular sports magazine 'The fighting style should be 'The Caveman Against the Cavalier.' From the increase in sound it appears the challenger is now approaching the ring... His record is forty-four wins twenty losses and thirty-eight knockouts. +m491 COMMENTATOR #1 We would like to welcome our viewing audience to the Grand World Championship Bicentennial Heavyweight Fight -- the first major event of the Bicentennial Year... A point of interest is that the fight is being beamed to more than seven hundred and fifty million fans in theatres in nearly every corner of the world. I would like to welcome an old friend and co-commentator for this evening's event -- Jimmy Michaels. +m491 MICKEY Not yellow cautious. See it's very easy for a fighter to accidentally hurt -- +m491 DIPPER Yo' yellow old man. +m491 DIPPER Don't mouth me old man I'll knock yo' out too. C'mon wop spar me let everybody see who's got the heat around here. +m491 MICKEY Why let Rocky here take a chance on cuttin' or breakin' a hand? -- Take a shower Dipper. +m491 DIPPER Yo' know I iz the best man here! Yo' said so yoself! +m491 MICKEY You can forget about sparring kid. +m491 DIPPER I'm happenin'! This pig is takin' my shot -- I iz a contender. He's nothin'. +m491 MICKEY What's happenin' here? +m491 DIPPER I say ya nothin'! +m491 FATS Waits! -- Be smart. Ya don't have to break nothin' -- Here take my coat it's worth fifty-sixty dollars. It's yours. +m491 ROCKY Ya still light seventy. +m491 FATS I know the juice is climbin' -- I been workin' six months just to pay the damn interest. +m491 ROCKY ...The juice is climbin' every week. +m491 FATS You have my food in ya hand. +m491 ROCKY What about for food an' stuff? +m491 FATS That's it. +m491 ROCKY That's it? -- Completely? +m491 FATS That's it I'm broke. +m491 ROCKY A hundred an' thirty. +m491 ROCKY Look Bob if ya wanna dance ya gotta pay the band -- If ya borrow ya gotta pay the man... Me I ain't emotionally involved. +m491 FATS Bob. +m491 ROCKY What's ya name again? +m491 FATS Please I need my hands to work -- Christ don't bust my thumbs. +m491 ROCKY Mr. Gazzo says I should get two hundred or break the thumb. +m491 FATS Honest to God I'm broke -- Gimme a break. +m491 ROCKY Mr. Gazzo wants the two hundred now! +m491 FATS Don't hit the face! Not the face!! +m491 GAZZO Where else am I gonna go. Bet three grand on Rocky. +m491 ROCKY Yo you gonna show Tony? +m491 GAZZO Same thing. Ya know Rock remember when we was kids we fought together. An' I wasn't well an' ya had to beat up that Irish kid -- what's his name? -- Gallager -- I bought a suit and became a businessman. You put on gloves. An' I remember Mama almost cried may she rest in peace -- an' our ol' man who said ya had no brains --I'd like to lay hands on that bastard. You ain't never had any luck. Even when I owned you in '66 you never had luck. But now I think you might be gettin' some luck kid. Whatta you think? +m491 ROCKY Black market? +m491 GAZZO Sure you do what ya want. Stay away from the stock market. +m491 ROCKY I'm gonna do somethin with it. +m491 GAZZO Ya gettin 150 grand killer. Ya got any plans for it? Whatta ya think? Ya like to put it on the street make it work for ya? +m491 ROCKY No action. +m491 GAZZO Listen kid I'm with ya. Ya know I'm with ya -- Italian we're blood. You kill this rug -- We Guinneas gotta show these Afro-Americans where it's at. Give it your best shot cause I want ya to prove to these bums on the corner that my man can't be beat by this rug... Ya got any action on the side. +m491 ROCKY Gonna try. +m491 GAZZO Does Santa Claus charge juice? Merry Christmas -- Now how's about my present ya gonna win? +m491 ROCKY Do I have to pay juice? +m491 GAZZO Here's five hundred -- Put it in your glove. +m491 ROCKY A few bucks. +m491 GAZZO Take your shot kid -- You got money for trainin' expenses? +m491 ROCKY I feel bad about walkin'. +m491 GAZZO Hey -- if a good man can make a better life let him make it. +m491 ROCKY Y'know I won't be able to work for ya no more. +m491 ROCKY Thanks Mr. Gazzo. +m491 GAZZO Here's fifty bucks -- You an' the girl have a nice time. +m491 ROCKY Yeah. +m491 GAZZO Buddy's got a thing against ya Rock. Some people just hate for no reason y'know. +m491 ROCKY He's always in a bad mood. Count ya blessin's. Ya a healthy person -- ya legs work -- ya hands work -- +m491 GAZZO Buddy's in a bad mood -- prostate problems. +m491 ROCKY Paulie's sister. +m491 GAZZO You think I don't hear things? +m491 ROCKY How'd you know? +m491 GAZZO Hey screw ya brain on right. Now who's this girl you're going out with tonight? +m491 ROCKY Ya sure? +m491 GAZZO No two yards from Snyder an' a grand from Cappoli. +m491 ROCKY Next Wednesday I grab a grand from Snyder. An' Thursday two yards from Cappoli okay? +m491 GAZZO It don't matter. It's my reputation. These guys think they can get off light. It's bad for my reputation -- It's bad for business. See ya killer. +m491 ROCKY I figure if I break the thumb this guy gets thrown outta his job and can't pay nothin' no more. +m491 GAZZO Yo Rock. Did I give you a job this mornin? How come ya didn't break this guy's thumb like I asked ya? When ya don't do what ya are told it makes me look bad kid. +m491 ROCKY ...Fine. +m491 GAZZO Tomorrow collect from Del Rio -- He's late three weeks. How'd you do last night? +m491 GAZZO Sure Rocky Bob's good for it... +m491 ROCKY He only had a hundred an' thirty. -- I think he's good for the rest next week Mr. Gazzo. +m491 JERGENS Not spar I'm asking whether you would be interested in fighting Creed for the championship. +m491 ROCKY Sure an' I'm smart enough to know that no sparrin' partner should take cheap shots at the Champ. He's just there to help condition the man. +m491 JERGENS Did you hear what I said? +m491 ROCKY ...Like I said I'd make a boss sparrin' mate. +m491 JERGENS Rocky would you be interested in fighting Apollo Creed for the Championship? +m491 ROCKY I wouldn't take no cheap shots. I'd be a good sparrin' partner. +m491 JERGENS What? +m491 ROCKY Absolutely -- Sparrin' with the Champ would be an honor -- y'know what? +m491 JERGENS I'm sure you are. +m491 ROCKY I know ya need sparrin' partners -- I'm very available. +m491 JERGENS Excuse me. +m491 ROCKY Sparrin'? +m491 JERGENS Rocky would you be interested in -- +m491 ROCKY No -- Just me. +m491 JERGENS Rocky do you have any representation? A manager? +m491 ROCKY Rocky. +m491 JERGENS Mr. Balboa -- +m491 ROCKY ...Thanks. +m491 JERGENS Hello Mr. Balboa -- I'm Miles Jergens -- Please have a seat. +m491 ROCKY 'Night Marie. +m491 MARIE Goodnight Rocky. +m491 ROCKY Ya somethin' like that. +m491 MARIE Ya hope I don't keep acting like a whore or I'll turn into one right? +m491 ROCKY What was I gonna say? +m491 MARIE I won't. +m491 ROCKY Listen I hope ya don't -- +m491 ROCKY Yo a bad reputation -- Twenty years from now people will say 'D'you remember Marie?' 'No who was she?' 'She was that little whore who hung out at the Atomic Hoagie Shop.' 'Oh now I remember!'... See they don't remember you they remember the rep. +m491 MARIE What? +m491 ROCKY That doesn't matter -- You don't really have to be a whore just act like one an' that's it. +m491 MARIE C'mon Rocky. I'm twelve. +m491 ROCKY 'Cause that's the way guys are -- They laugh when ya talk dirty. They think ya cute for a while but then ya getta reputation an' watch out. Nobody's ever gonna take ya serious. Ya get no respect... I gotta use a bad word -- Whore. You'll end up maybe becomin' a whore. +m491 MARIE Why? +m491 ROCKY Nobody likes garbage -- Anyway this girl with the dirty mouth wasn't bad lookin' but the guys wouldn't take her out for any serious datin'. +m491 MARIE Maybe I like garbage. +m491 ROCKY Makes your breath like garbage. +m491 MARIE I like yella teeth. +m491 ROCKY Make your teeth yella -- +m491 MARIE ...Yeah. +m491 ROCKY Hey! When I was your age there was only one girl who talked like that in the whole neighborhood. +m491 MARIE I like 'em. If you don't you can f -- +m491 ROCKY How come ya wanna hang out with those guys? They teach ya bad things. +m491 ROCKY Don't you never say that -- -- You guys talk like that in front of a little girl -- You guys are scum. +m491 MARIE Stuff it man! +m491 ROCKY What? +m491 MARIE Hey -- +m491 ROCKY Did these guys teach you to talk dirty? Huh? +m491 MARIE ...Screw you yoyo. +m491 ROCKY What'd you say? +m491 MARIE ...Screw you. +m491 ROCKY Yo can I have my locker back? +m491 MICKEY I don't care what they say you're a winner. +m491 MICKEY Great kid great. +m491 ROCKY How I look out there Mick? +m491 MICKEY ...Yeah. +m491 ROCKY Would you keep goin'? +m491 MICKEY Wanna keep goin'? +m491 ROCKY See what? +m491 MICKEY Gimme the water! Ya gettin' tagged with his right. I think you should feint left and high hook 'im -- Benny check the eyes! Can ya see? +m491 ROCKY Fine... That guy's great. +m491 MICKEY How you holdin' up kid? +m491 MICKEY Why don't ya tell 'im you're a fan! +m491 ROCKY ...The guy's great. +m491 MICKEY Can't hardly tell. Don't swallow the blood -- Go for his ribs. Don't let 'im breathe. +m491 ROCKY Damn! How's it look? +m491 MICKEY Ya nose is broke. +m491 MICKEY Breathe deep -- Keep ya chin down!! Use the legs and drive through 'im. Attack -- Attack -- Attack! +m491 ROCKY See how fast he is -- damn! +m491 MICKEY Real good. +m491 ROCKY How am I doin'? +m491 ROCKY Thanks Mick -- I'm gonna try. +m491 MICKEY God bless ya Rock. +m491 ROCKY Whatta ya think that outfit cost? +m491 MICKEY Don't let 'im get you tight. +m491 MICKEY ...Shrewd. +m491 ROCKY I get the robe an' Paulie gets three grand. +m491 MICKEY Whatta you get outta this? +m491 ROCKY ...I'm doin' it for a friend. +m491 MICKEY Don't you care what the people will say? +m491 MICKEY Check the eyes Ben. +m491 ROCKY Yo Benny. +m491 MICKEY What cha say Benny -- Meet 'The Rock.' This is our cutman Benny Stein. +m491 ROCKY I never had good footwork. +m491 MICKEY Tie it to both ankles -- Leave two feet slack. +m491 MICKEY Rocky I'm seventy-six years old. Maybe you can be the winner I never was -- your shot is my last shot! +m491 ROCKY I asked but ya never helped nothin'! -- Like the Bible sez ya don't get no second chance. +m491 MICKEY If ya was wantin' my help why didn't ya ask? Just ask. +m491 ROCKY Whatever I got I always got on the slide. This shot's no different. I didn't earn nothin' -- I got it on the slide... I needed ya help about ten years ago when I was startin' but ya never helped me none. +m491 MICKEY Please kid. +m491 ROCKY I got pain an' experience too. +m491 MICKEY Look you can't buy what I know. Ya can't. I've seen it all! I got pain an' I got experience. +m491 ROCKY The fight's set -- I don't need a manager. +m491 MICKEY I'm sorry I -- I made a mistake. Kid I'm askin' man to man. I wanna be ya manager. +m491 ROCKY ...Ya gave Dipper my locker. +m491 MICKEY Respect I always dished ya respect. +m491 ROCKY Heart but I ain't got no Tocker. +m491 MICKEY Ya got heart. +m491 ROCKY Really think so? +m491 MICKEY Yeah ya kinda remind me of the Rock. Ya move like 'im. +m491 ROCKY Nobody ever said that -- There's his picture. +m491 ROCKY Ya got a good mind for dates. +m491 MICKEY I done it all. I've done an' seen everything'. Believe what I'm tellin' ya -- Ya shoulda seen the night in Brooklyn I smacked 'Ginny' Russo outta the ring September 14 1923 -- same night Firpo knocked Dempsey outta the ring. But who got the Press? He did. He had a manager -- September 14 1923. +m491 ROCKY ...What? +m491 MICKEY Rocky d'ya know what I done? +m491 ROCKY How 'bout a glass of water? +m491 MICKEY Fifty years. The rep is known around Philly an' a good rep can't be bought but I don't have to tell you that. +m491 ROCKY Fifty years huh. +m491 MICKEY I'm here tellin' ya to be very smart with this shot. Like the Bible sez ya don't get no second chance. +m491 ROCKY Turtles -- domestic turtles. +m491 MICKEY Whatta' those? +m491 ROCKY Freak luck is a strange thing. +m491 MICKEY Look at all them other fighters. Real good boys. Good records. Colorful. Fight their hearts out for peanuts -- But who cared? Nobody. They got it shoved in their back door. Nobody ever give them a shot at the title... +m491 ROCKY Freak luck for sure. +m491 MICKEY What's happened is freak luck. +m491 ROCKY Yeah. +m491 MICKEY Listen Rock you're a very lucky guy. +m491 ROCKY I'm usta seein' ya at the gym but seein' ya here in my house it's kinda outta joint. +m491 MICKEY How do you mean? +m491 ROCKY Best seat in the house -- Hey Mick this is too much. +m491 ROCKY Hey Mickey -- Whatta ya doin' here? Here sit down. +m491 MICKEY I seen the light. I figure somebody was home. +m491 MICKEY ...I said that before. +m491 ROCKY Probably lookin' for sparrin' partners. +m491 MICKEY 'Bout an hour ago. +m491 ROCKY When was they here? +m491 MICKEY Here's the card? +m491 ROCKY Ya puttin' me on? +m491 MICKEY A Rep from Miles Jergens' Promotions was lookin' for ya -- They need sparrin' partners for Creed. +m491 ROCKY Message -- What message? +m491 MICKEY Did ya get the message kid? +m491 ROCKY Yeah sure. +m491 MICKEY Think about it. +m491 ROCKY ...No. +m491 MICKEY Hey ever think about retirin'? +m491 ROCKY Listen I'm gonna take a steam -- Did good last night -- Shoulda seen it. +m491 MICKEY Ya want the truth -- Ya got heart but ya fight like an ape -- The only thing special about you is ya never got ya nose broke -- keep ya nose pretty -- what's left of ya brain an' retire. +m491 MICKEY Ain't they? +m491 ROCKY You think everybody I fight is a bum. +m491 MICKEY Rice is a bum. +m491 ROCKY Spider Rice. +m491 MICKEY ...Who'd ya fight? +m491 ROCKY Yeah Kayo. +m491 MICKEY Did ya win? +m491 ROCKY Yeah -- +m491 MICKEY ...Did ya fight last night? +m491 ROCKY Yeah they're goin' -- that's nature... That was my locker for six years. +m491 MICKEY The legs must be goin'. +m491 ROCKY Twenty-five thirty -- What's the difference? -- It took me two months to learn the combination of that locker. +m491 MICKEY More like thirty. +m491 ROCKY Come July twenty-five. +m491 MICKEY How old? +m491 ROCKY ...What? +m491 MICKEY How old are ya? +m491 MICKEY Facts is facts. I run a business here -- I'm cleanin' house -- +m491 ROCKY ...Tomato? +m491 MICKEY Dipper's a climber -- You're a tomato. +m491 MICKEY Dipper needed it. +m491 ROCKY I was talkin' with ya man Mike. -- Hey how come I been put outta my locker? +m491 MICKEY Then stand there an' wait till I'm done -- Creed's good yeah he's real fine but I gotta boy y'know Big Dipper who's got the stuff it takes to be a champ -- He's mean quick an' big -- What more d'ya need? Okay go to work... Hey -- Yeah -- Whatta ya want? +m491 ROCKY Yeah. +m491 MICKEY Do you see me talkin'? Huh? +m491 ROCKY I said how ya feelin'? +m491 MICKEY ...What? +m491 ROCKY Hey how ya feelin' Mickey? +m491 MICKEY I don't care what nobody says this bum Creed woulda never made it in the Thirties -- +m491 ROCKY Open my eyes -- Please open my eyes! +m491 MIKE No more ya wanna lose an eye? No more. +m491 ROCKY He ain't losin' nothin'. +m491 MIKE Ya sappin' his strength -- He's losin' steam. +m491 ROCKY 'Bout what? +m491 MIKE Hey Rock -- What happened? +m491 ROCKY Creed's great. +m491 MIKE Yeah -- See the fight last night? Apollo Creed beat that English guy bad. +m491 ROCKY You were ready to bite that guy's face. +m491 MIKE Listen I'm with you -- But ya gotta talk to Mickey -- I put ya stuff in the bag over there. +m491 ROCKY Whatta ya talkin' about it ain't my locker no more? +m491 MIKE It ain't your locker no more. +m491 ROCKY Yo Mike -- What's happenin' here? +m491 OWNER We're not responsible for animals left over thirty days -- We board it ain't a animal shelter Y'know... Adrian I want you to clean all those cat cages downstairs they're a mess. +m491 ROCKY The owner was suppose to pick him up three weeks ago. +m491 OWNER Bullmastiff. +m491 ROCKY ...What kinda dog is this again? +m491 OWNER Ain't had time to check 'em. +m491 ROCKY How's Butkus this mornin'? +m491 ROCKY Inventin' jokes ain't easy. +m491 OWNER Startin' with the bad jokes early today huh. +m491 ROCKY What break? Huh? What break! Who am I to give breaks! I'm a fighter you haul meat. You do what you do an' I do what I do best -- that's it -- that's life man! +m491 PAULIE Christ I been beggin' ya for a break until I'm sick inside. +m491 ROCKY What can I do about it? +m491 PAULIE ...I can't haul meat no more. +m491 ROCKY ...It's cold outside Paulie. +m491 PAULIE Outta my house I want ya!! +m491 PAULIE I thought I was doin' ya a favor -- C'mon inside -- Y'know my sister really likes ya. +m491 ROCKY Yo what's with you? -- It was suppose to be private. +m491 PAULIE To see ya train. +m491 ROCKY Whatta these guys want? +m491 PAULIE Yo Rock. I made a few phone calls an' thanks to me ya goin' to be a big man -- Thatta dog? +m491 PAULIE C'mon ya screwin' her? +m491 ROCKY Don't talk dirty 'bout ya sister. +m491 PAULIE You ballin' her? +m491 ROCKY She got gaps. I got gaps -- together we fill the gaps. +m491 PAULIE What gaps? +m491 ROCKY I dunno -- she fills gaps. +m491 PAULIE What's the attraction? I don't see it? +m491 ROCKY Sure I like her. +m491 PAULIE Ya really like her? +m491 PAULIE The story -- what's happenin'? +m491 ROCKY What? +m491 PAULIE Ain't sure what's the story? +m491 ROCKY Whatta you think? +m491 PAULIE Y'know d'ya think you an' my sister -- Ah doin' good together? +m491 ROCKY Keep this job ya eat better. +m491 PAULIE How 'bout you talk to 'em about me? Please do me that favor. +m491 ROCKY Gazzo's a good man. +m491 PAULIE If ya don't pay Gazzo ya end up hangin' on the hook right? +m491 ROCKY ...No. +m491 PAULIE I got whiskey here. +m491 ROCKY ...Tight. +m491 PAULIE How ya feelin'? +m491 PAULIE Without havin' good people around ya won't have such a good chance. +m491 ROCKY Hey who cared about me yesterday huh? Nobody -- I think I'm gonna train myself. +m491 PAULIE Ya gotta have a guy help ya exercise mebbe somebody to be standin' by with a towel or run errands y'know. +m491 ROCKY I'll do okay. +m491 PAULIE Y'know to help keep ya livin' clean. +m491 ROCKY Help what? +m491 PAULIE Yo Rock -- now ya'll be lookin' for people to help right? +m491 ROCKY It don't bother me none. +m491 PAULIE He's takin' cheap shots. +m491 ROCKY It don't matter. +m491 PAULIE Don't it matter none he's makin' ya out a fool? -- I'd break his lips. +m491 ROCKY Why? +m491 ROCKY I didn't want no turkey anyway. +m491 PAULIE Ice skate. +m491 ROCKY What's ya sister like to do? +m491 PAULIE Try again c'mon try again. +m491 ROCKY ...Maybe I better forget it. +m491 PAULIE Forget nothin' -- Here talk to my sister tell 'er somethin' nice. +m491 ROCKY Maybe ya better forget it. +m491 PAULIE !! Ya want the bird go out in the alley an' eat the bird -- I want ya outta the house -- Enjoy ya friggin' life... Ya hungry Rock? +m491 PAULIE Yeah sure -- She's very excited. +m491 ROCKY Ya sister knows I'm comin'? +m491 ROCKY Gazzo's gotta come to you -- Hey Paulie it's a bad job -- Do what you do now. +m491 PAULIE I'm askin' ya to go to him -- As a favor. +m491 ROCKY Gazzo's gotta come to you. +m491 PAULIE Do me a favor -- Talk to Gazzo. Tell him I'm a friend an' would do a good job... Tell him I ain't bothered by nothin' an' would be a great collector... Bustin' bones don't bother me -- Tell him I'm a good worker. +m491 ROCKY Maybe another job is the best thing. +m491 PAULIE I don't need a doctor I need a different job. +m491 ROCKY Maybe ya should see a doctor. +m491 PAULIE Inflamed joints -- Walkin' in an' out of a freezer carryin' meat plays hell on the joints. +m491 PAULIE Look at my hands -- See how the joints are swollen. +m491 ROCKY What kinda business? +m491 PAULIE I hate the friggin' game... I'd like to talk some business. +m491 ROCKY I usta be deadly at half-ball. +m491 ROCKY Absolutely... +m491 PAULIE Tomorrow you come for some bird right? +m491 ROCKY ...Sure. +m491 PAULIE The girl's dryin' up! She's gotta live a little before her body dries up!! You're a pal Rock -- How 'bout yo' talk to her? Y'know it's Thanksgivin' tomorrow. +m491 ROCKY Let's get outta this stink. +m491 PAULIE I wanna kill the friggin' moron who broke the mirror. +m491 ROCKY I don't see no crowd around you neither. +m491 PAULIE An' you're dyin' alone too. +m491 ROCKY I'm thirty myself. +m491 PAULIE She's a loser -- She don't enjoy life -- She reads -- Brainy -- Pushin' thirty friggin' years old! She's gonna die alone if she don't wise up. +m491 PAULIE ...Adrian ain't sharp. +m491 ROCKY Ya always in a bad mood -- +m491 PAULIE Ya caught me in a bad mood. +m491 ROCKY Don't get mental man. +m491 PAULIE Sometimes she gets me so crazy I'd like to split her head with a razor. +m491 ROCKY Hey -- +m491 PAULIE My sister's a friggin' loser. +m491 ROCKY Yeah like I was a plate of leftovers -- Somethin' wrong with my face -- Whatta I need a Caddy to connect with ya sister? +m491 PAULIE Looks huh? +m491 ROCKY Every mornin' every night I pass by -- I smile. I say jokes. Nothin'. She looks at me. +m491 PAULIE Forget her. You could do better than my sister. +m491 ROCKY Your sister's givin' me the shoulder. +m491 PAULIE What? +m491 ROCKY Yo Paulie. +m491 PAULIE Yo Rocky -- Look at this mirror. I'd like to kill the friggin' moron who broke this mirror. +m491 ROCKY Yo Paulie. +m491 ROCKY Derogatory? Yeah he's great. +m491 REPORTER Do you have anything derogatory to say about the Champion? +m491 ROCKY I'll tear his head off. +m491 ROCKY Maybe -- +m491 REPORTER Do you feel you have a chance? +m491 ROCKY Apollo's a great fighter. +m491 REPORTER We can cut that out later. Apollo Creed says he'll let you stay three rounds before he puts you away. +m491 REPORTER How're you preparing for this Bicentennial bout? +m491 ROCKY ...People talk to me more. +m491 REPORTER So much has happened lately -- Has it changed your life style much? +m491 ROCKY Listen I wanna say hi to my girlfriend -- Yo Adrian! +m491 REPORTER #2 And now your payday will be one hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Any comment? +m491 ROCKY Four hundred -- But that was a long time ago. +m491 REPORTER #2 Is it true the most you've ever made in a prizefight is five hundred dollars? +m491 ROCKY Creed's great ain't he... I'll do what I can. +m491 REPORTER #2 How will you fight Apollo Creed? +m491 ROCKY Feel? I dunno... Happy. +m491 REPORTER #2 This is your largest payday ever -- How do you feel about it? +m529 BEN May the Force be with you. +m529 HAN We'll be back before you are old man. +m529 BEN That's straight through the central core... up toward the top of the city... Once you've got her avoid the main transports they'll shut down immediately. Your only chance is through the service shafts. There are no sensors there... All right now get going you don't have time. I hope you can remember everything. +m529 HAN I'm not going out there. +m529 BEN There is a greater risk in staying here you know. If you don't find the princess then the whole trip was for nothing... wasn't it? +m529 HAN Don't look at me. I'm just a pilot. I got you here... You've got to do the rest. +m529 BEN It's not good... unless I could find the Crystal. Then it could be very good. +m529 HAN Is that good or bad? +m529 BEN Darth Vader is on this system. I can feel him. I can feel the Kiber Crystal. +m529 HAN What do you want with our scan-proof lockers? +m529 BEN ... and I want you to start cleaning the equipment out of the scan- shielded compartments. +m529 HAN I'll get the information. +m529 BEN All right then we'll use your plan. +m529 HAN We're going to get in by studying Imperial procedures? I don't like it. +m529 BEN Check your data banks for all the information you have on Imperial procedures. Both of you will have to learn... +m529 HAN We're into the second perimeter. They'll be coming out to blast us shortly. I was wondering if you had some kind of a plan or are we going to try to blast our way in? +m529 HAN Not bad. +m529 BEN You have your father's style. You've done very well. +m529 HAN I'm not afraid of anything... +m529 BEN Fear is their greatest weapon. +m529 HAN Kid you take the glory and the good intentions and I'll take the reward. +m529 HAN This isn't a game you know. +m529 BEN Luke's got a point... ... Fear is their greatest defense... I doubt if the actual security there is much greater than on Aquilae or Sullust and what there is is most likely directed toward large-scale assault. +m529 HAN Anything I want! Now that's interesting. +m529 BEN A million at least... If this robot has information related to the destruction of Organa Major you'll be able to name the reward... +m529 HAN How much do you think she's talking about? +m529 HAN I'm beginning not to like you. +m529 BEN I think there are some things we should talk about. +m529 HAN Who's going to pay me then? +m529 BEN Well for one reason we don't have your other five thousand. +m529 HAN I'm not taking you on an impossible search across the galaxy... I was only paid to get you here and now you're here. I'll take my other five thousand and you're on your own... I'll leave you on the nearest system. +m529 BEN No not anymore. +m529 HAN Their bases are very well hidden. All the power of the Empire can't find them... Do you know where they are? +m529 BEN We have to find he rebels... What we're carrying belongs to them. +m529 HAN Well I've brought you here. What now? +m529 BEN Well now you know... The enemy is on the move. We haven't much time. +m529 HAN The planet has been totally blown away! It would have taken a thousand ships with a lot more fire power than I've ever seen... If the Empire had a new weapon that could do this... I would have heard something... I'd know about it. +m529 BEN The Empire must have gotten here first. +m529 HAN You might get your stuff together. We'll be coming up on Organa Major soon. +m529 BEN Well we'll see... +m529 BEN I'm Ben Kenobi. Luke Starkiller here is leading our expedition. +m529 HAN I'm Han Solo Captain of this vessel. Who's in charge then? +m529 BEN Keep it with you always. You'll have more need of it than I. It will bring the Force to you. You've already learned to feel it... Now you must learn to use it. +m529 LUKE The Kiber Crystal. +m529 LUKE I'm not going alone! +m529 BEN You go after the princess. I am an old man and would be of little help. I must try to find the Crystal. +m529 LUKE What about the princess? +m529 LUKE I don't get it but I guess I did block it. +m529 BEN See once you let yourself go you can do it. You'll get it. +m529 BEN Stop thinking and start feeling. Let yourself go. +m529 LUKE I can't do it. I'll get hit. +m529 BEN Try to feel it. Use the Force... +m529 LUKE I can't see! How can I fight? +m529 BEN I didn't say that but it appears to be a logical alternative. +m529 LUKE You mean we should go after her!... +m529 BEN But she is the only link between us and the hidden bases. +m529 LUKE He can't find Organa Major. +m529 BEN What is it? +m529 BEN All you have to do is lose your thinking self. Don't focus on anything. Let your body do your thinking... You have to learn to act on what you feel not what you think ... If I had the crystal it would be much easier. You could feel the Force immediately... but for now let yourself go. You'll pick it up... and someday you'll have no need for that pistol either. +m529 LUKE What do I do? +m529 BEN I rarely use it any more. I have the Force. The Force is more powerful than any pistol. You shouldn't put too much faith in that weapon. Work on becoming aware of the Force... learn to feel its presence within you. Try to sense what it's telling you. It's the only thing you can rely on. +m529 LUKE Are you sure you don't need it? +m529 BEN Yes... the Force... something horrible has happened. I couldn't see what it was or where it was but it was terrible... terrible beyond description... the cry of millions dying at once. +m529 LUKE Are you all right? +m529 BEN Keep away I'm fine I'm fine. +m529 LUKE What's wrong? What's happening? +m529 BEN These are doubtful times. The Empire has grown bold in its disregard of the... +m529 LUKE But she's a member of The Twelve Families. How can they hold her? +m529 BEN I doubt it. It would be foolish for the rebel forces to come out of hiding. I know your feelings. You'd best forget them. It's for your own good. There will be no saving her from the prisons of Alderaan. It's the heart of the Sith. The Bogan Force is the most heavy there. +m529 LUKE When we get Artoo's message to them you think they'll try to rescue the princess? +m529 BEN He's bluffing... +m529 LUKE This is the last place. Shouldn't we just take what we can get and think of something else? +m529 BEN Five maybe. Let me handle it. +m529 LUKE We don't have that kind of money. How much do you think I can get for the speeder? +m529 BEN There are two halves of the Force of Others. One is positive and will help you if you learn how to use it. But the others half will kill you if you aren't careful. This negative side of the Force is called the Bogan which is where the expression came from and it is the part that is used by the Dark Lords to destroy their opponents. Both halves are always present. The Force is on your right the Bogan is on your left. The Kiber Crystal can amplify either one. The Crystal Darth stole was the last one in the possession of the Jedi. When he joined the Sith the power of the Dark Lords was completed. +m529 LUKE Like Bogan weather or bogan times. I thought that was just a saying. +m529 BEN They use the Bogan Force. +m529 LUKE Do the Sith know the ways of the Force? +m529 BEN Yes. It was a black day. One of my disciple's took the crystal and became a Sith Lord. It was a black day. The few crystals that remain are in the possession of the Sith Lords on Alderaan. That's how they've become so powerful. +m529 LUKE That's where my father was killed. +m529 BEN I had one but it was taken at the battle of Condawn... +m529 LUKE Don't you have a Kiber crystal? +m529 BEN When a creature dies the force it generated remains. The Force is all around us. It can be collected and transmitted through the use of a Kiber crystal. It's the only way to amplify the power of the Force within you. +m529 LUKE How can you store an energy field within you? +m529 BEN A Jedi's power is measured by the amount of the Force that is stored within him and I have little of the Force left in me. +m529 LUKE But you're still a powerful Jedi. You don't need my help. +m529 BEN Luke I'm coming along to do what I can but I'm tired and I'm depending on you to get us through. +m529 BEN It means you'd better get some rest. We'll be leaving for Mos Eisley first thing in the morning. The trip will be difficult and dangerous but it's the only spaceport with ships large enough to get us to Organa Major. Now go on! +m529 LUKE What do you mean? +m529 BEN That is not a human decision not your or mine. +m529 LUKE Could I learn to feel it? +m529 BEN It surrounds you and radiates from you. A Jedi can feel it flowing from him... ... from here! +m529 LUKE You mean I generate an energy field? +m529 BEN Let's just say the Force is something a Jedi Warrior deals with. It is an energy field in oneself a power that controls ones acts yet obeys ones commands. It is nothing yet it makes marvels appear before your very eyes. All living things generate this Force field even you. +m529 LUKE My father used to talk about the Force of Others. But he never told me what it was... +m529 BEN You were right. It is my responsibility. The Force of Others brought the message to you and then it brought you to me. +m529 BEN Not any more! +m529 LUKE But the Sith Lords are involved! Whatever information this R-2 unit is carrying it must be awfully important. They're probably looking for him... I'm no match for the Sith. This is a Jedi's work. This is your responsibility! +m529 BEN I already know you think you're worthless. I recommend you learn to think of yourself in a better light for what you believe you are is what you become. I haven't been involved in anything like this for many years. +m529 LUKE But you must! I can't do it alone. I'm not at all like my father. I'd never make it. +m529 BEN I'm afraid I've gotten too old for this sort of thing. +m529 LUKE My father told me many stories about you. He said if I was ever in trouble to come here... I need your help. +m529 BEN I know your intentions. I probably know much more about you than you realize. In many ways you're a lot like your father. He was an indulgent man but a clever warrior. Now what brings you out here? +m529 LUKE I assure you my intentions weren't bad. +m529 BEN You could put it that way. +m529 LUKE You saw through me? +m529 BEN I know that. +m529 LUKE I... I'm not a Bendu Officer. I'm not even a startrooper. +m529 LUKE But you are... I know your 'Diary of the Clone Wars' by heart. My father... +m529 BEN I know who you are. Stand up so that we can talk properly. You're embarrassing me. I'm not that important. +m529 LUKE I am the son of Annikin Starkiller. +m529 BEN I don't see why. I don't believe we've ever met. +m529 BEN I'm afraid it's been a long time since the White Legions roamed the stars. But I have the memories. +m529 LUKE You're General Kenobi?!? The Jedi knight! The commander of the White Legions? +m529 BEN You might say I'm part of the landscape here. They call me Ben Kenobi. +m529 LUKE Who are you anyway? +m529 LUKE Of course. I'm a Bendu officer. +m529 BEN Oh so you're a warrior then? +m529 LUKE I'm Luke Starkiller guardian of the Bendu. +m529 BEN You're lucky those Tuskens didn't boil you before they hung you out to dry. They're not the friendly sort. You'd best be moving on before they come back. +m529 LUKE Couldn't we have tried to think of something else first! +m529 BEN Sorry but that was the only way to get you down. +m529 BEN All of them altogether. You seem to have gotten yourself into a fine mess! What happened? +m529 LUKE What do you mean 'good morning'? Do you mean that it is a good morning for you or do you wish me a good morning although it is obvious I'm not having one or do you find that mornings in general are good? +m529 BEN Good morning! +m529 BIGGS Just be warned that things aren't always as they seem... especially the starforce recruiting posters. +m529 LUKE At least you're doing something... I'd give anything to be in your position. +m529 BIGGS The academy is fantastic... Of course they won't teach you anything about flying you don't already know. Most of the instructors are very conservative pilots. You can fly circles around them... but there is a lot on the scientific side that is down-right amazing and you get a lot of discipline... but after you graduate don't join the star force -- go free-lance. It's the only way to get into the action... I can't wait until my hitch is up. +m529 LUKE But you always said things were so great at the academy... What happened? +m529 BIGGS I'll tell you Luke and this is between you and me. The star force isn't all it's cracked up to be. Frankly it's a bore and it's going to stay that way as long as this system is neutral... +m529 LUKE But there was a lot of firing earlier... +m529 BIGGS That's no battle kid... They're just sitting there! +m529 LUKE You look great! The uniform and everything! +m529 BIGGS Of course where you been kid? +m529 BLUE LEADER Forget it son. +m529 LUKE Yes sir but I can get him... +m529 BLUE LEADER Blue Five break off your cover attack. It's too late. Make your own run on the exhaust port. Do you copy Luke? +m529 BLUE LEADER What's that? +m529 LUKE I'm right behind you Blue Leader. +m529 LUKE I've got it blocked. I'm all right. +m529 BLUE LEADER Blue Five does that glare bother you? +m529 LUKE Yes sir. +m529 BLUE LEADER Six hours huh? Well that's your ship there. You're blue five. You stay glued to me. I don't want any independent operations out there. Personally I think it's foolish for them to be sending fresh kids out on a job like this. This is no joy ride we're going on. +m529 LUKE Yes sir. I was considered one of the best bush pilots on Sullust. I've also had six hours on the T-2. +m529 BLUE LEADER Have you been checked out? +m529 LUKE Yes sir. +m529 BLUE LEADER You're Starkiller? +m529 CONTROLLER Send out a boarding party. Full assault gear. +m529 COMMANDER We don't get many visitors. Let's take a look at it. +m529 COMMANDER Send one squad up. +m529 CONTROLLER As close as we can make out it appears to be a Corellian gypsy vessel... It's not under power. +m529 COMMANDER I'll make a report later. +m529 CONTROLLER Should we alert the Sith Lords? +m529 COMMANDER Alert squad five but hold them until we know what it is. +m529 CONTROLLER No reply on any circuits... It's drifting on a point twenty-seven skew. It's not close enough to identify. +m529 LEIA I have little time for your mercenary concerns but I am grateful for the service you have given to our cause. What is your price? +m529 HAN What about us? Are we to wait forever? Is our reward to be blown to bits on this forsaken system while your fleet mounts some suicidal attack on that Death Star? Part of my reward is that I be around to spend it. +m529 HAN I'd like to get paid before that eventually. I don't plan to stick around for the fireworks. +m529 LEIA We must hurry to the base. We have little time before the Death Star arrives. +m529 LEIA Did it occur to you they might find us? +m529 HAN I don't see how we're going to find anything out here. This terrain is hopeless. +m529 HAN I'd better go see how he's doing. +m529 LEIA The fourth moon of Yavin. I've given the coordinates to Chewbacca. +m529 HAN Where are you taking us now anyway? +m529 LEIA We captured the plans in a raid on the Imperial shipyards but we fell under attack before I could get the data to safety so I hid it in this Artoo unit and sent him off. +m529 LEIA The plans and specifications to a battle station with enough fire power to destroy an entire system... Our only hope in destroying it is to find its weakness which we will determine from the data I stored in Artoo. +m529 HAN What's that little 'droid' carrying that's so blasted important? +m529 LEIA When Artoo has been safely delivered to my forces you get your reward. You have my guarantee. +m529 HAN Then I think we're due the reward you offered... and it had better be substantial after what we've been through. +m529 LEIA All the data banks in Artoo are still secure. +m529 HAN Chewbacca it's time we showed them this isn't the regulation F8-88 Cargo Trawler. +m529 LEIA There are only three or four left. +m529 HAN Was this trip really necessary? +m529 LEIA Here come six more... grid two! +m529 LEIA It could be worse... +m529 HAN Yes your highness. I'll let you open it then. It won't be too long before they figure out what happened to us. This has turned into a brilliant escape! +m529 LEIA Put that thing away or you're going to get us all killed. +m529 LUKE Thanks old buddy. I'll be with you in a second. +m529 HAN I noticed you were having some problems Blue Five... I thought I'd help. +m529 HAN I know but the chances for survival here just aren't great enough in my book. I've got what I came for. Now I've got to get back to my ship. +m529 LUKE You're a good pilot... I've learned a lot from you... I wish you... +m529 HAN Well if it's not we'll be facing that Death Star all by our lonesome. +m529 LUKE They must be shielded somehow. I'm sure the base is there. +m529 HAN I don't pick up any life form concentration down there. She'd better be right. +m529 LUKE Come back here... Where are you going? +m529 HAN Get to the ship! +m529 HAN Move out of the way! +m529 LUKE It's only light that doesn't affect it. Solid things like rocks can hurt it! Fire above him! +m529 LUKE Get Chewbacca. Try to get around it. I'll draw it away. +m529 HAN Watch it! Move back. +m529 HAN No he smells something... but we haven't time to worry about it now. +m529 LUKE Is he afraid of the water? +m529 HAN Not if this tunnel deadends. +m529 LUKE I think she's going to be all right. +m529 LUKE See Threepio come in See Threepio. I wonder where they are?? See Threepio... +m529 HAN Let's try this way! Holy Maker. +m529 LUKE Something has happened to them. Let's try this way... +m529 HAN I think I did. +m529 LUKE Why didn't you say so before. +m529 HAN This isn't going to work. +m529 HAN Good! I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around. +m529 LUKE Between his howling and your blasting everything in sight the entire city is going to know we're here. +m529 LUKE I don't know... I've never fought anyone. +m529 HAN You're good with 'remotes' but how are you against something living? +m529 LUKE Well I practice a lot... +m529 HAN Don't you believe it. +m529 LUKE Maybe the fact that no one would go there voluntarily could help us. They probably don't think anyone would dare try. +m529 HAN No it's impossible... No one and I mean no one would venture anywhere near the Alderaan system... I'm a free booter not revolutionary. You're aboard the wrong ship son! +m529 HAN All right all right! You've got a ship! But where do we go from here? They probably took her to find the hidden bases... I don't see how we can find the rebels before she breaks. The Empire has already beat us out. +m529 LUKE Maybe you should just drop us off. I'm sure we can find someone willing to take the risk. +m529 HAN Why? +m529 LUKE You can't! We've come this far. We must find them... +m529 LUKE What are you saying? +m529 HAN I found it... It's just not there. +m529 HAN Sorcery! I believe in myself... I determine my destiny not some mystical energy field. +m529 LUKE You don't believe in the Force? +m529 HAN I'd keep that thing close just in case if I were you... I've been around from one end of the galaxy to the other and believe me this Force of Others stuff may make for good religion but there is no substitute for a good weapon at your side. +m529 HAN It's automatic. +m529 LUKE Who's the pilot? +m529 LUKE We have a little business to take care of first but it shouldn't take long. We'll be back shortly. +m529 HAN You got yourself a ship. We can leave as soon as you're ready. +m529 LUKE That's pretty steep. We'd like to talk it over first. +m529 HAN Organa Major is a rebel system. There will be quite a few starfleet patrols between here and there... It could be a little tricky if you want to avoid them... ten thousand. +m529 INTERCOM VOICE Who is this? What's your operating... +m529 LUKE The... ah door's jammed. Give us a few minutes to get it fixed. +m529 INTERCOM VOICE With four casualties?! +m529 LUKE No need everything's under control. +m529 INTERCOM VOICE We'll send a squad up. +m529 LUKE A Wookiee broke loose up here but we've subdued him... There is a lot of damage and three no four casualties... +m529 VADER It would be much easier if you were to tell us where the outposts are... Otherwise we'll be forced to destroy every suspicious system... What a waste... +m529 LEIA No!... +m529 VADER It's too late... We already tested it on Organa Major. It appears your data never got through. +m529 LEIA They'll find its weakness. +m529 VADER The 'Death Star' has become operational. There is no force in the universe that can stop us now. +m529 VADER It appears your ship had an accident. I will see to it that your death is duely reported. There will be no one to save you this time. +m529 LEIA You'll get no information from me. You have no authority... the council can't hold me! +m529 VADER Enough! I already know about the data you've intercepted but its' too late. Whatever information you've gathered will be destroyed... You will come to know such suffering as only the Master of the Bogan Force can provide... +m529 LEIA If you're as good a pilot as you are a swordsman... We're the ones who have been rewarded. +m529 LUKE I... I don't know. I guess I never thought about it... I just want to help. I want to be in on the attack. I want my own ship. +m529 LEIA And you? +m529 LEIA He'll be well cared for. +m529 LUKE Are there medical facilities on Yavin? +m529 LEIA There'll be time for that later. Now let's get out of here. +m529 LUKE I am Luke Starkiller at your service. +m529 LUKE You're safe. We've come to get you out of here... Just relax. +m529 LEIA What is it? What's going on? Where are we? +m529 OWEN Your father's dead. Don't ever forget who's taking care of you giving you food giving you shelter and giving you the allowance in the first place. If you plan to work at the academy the way you work around here you won't last very long. I don't want another word. Finish your dinner then finish cleaning those 'droids.' +m529 LUKE You used my savings! You stole my savings. If my father were here... +m529 OWEN I said we'd see. And as it is I was forced to borrow your academy savings to buy the new 'droids.' When you've saved it up again I'll let you go. +m529 LUKE But you promised! I've saved enough money and now you have the extra help ... you promised! +m529 OWEN You'll check the condensing unit first... and you're not going to bed until those 'droids' are completely cleaned up... +m529 LUKE I will but I'll have enough time to transmit my application first. +m529 OWEN First thing tomorrow morning you're going to check those condensing units on the south ridge. +m529 LUKE I'd consider it an honor. +m529 THREEPIO Thank you sir. Your kindness is greatly appreciated but if it's at all possible Artoo and I would like to remain in your service. +m529 LUKE Threepio! Shut down all garbage mashers on your level... Do you copy?? Threepio shut down all garbage... +m529 THREEPIO Are you there sir? We're going... +m529 LUKE Holy Maker Threepio. I forgot... +m529 LUKE See Threepio! Do you copy? +m529 THREEPIO Wait a minute slow down!... That's better. They're where? They what? They are? Oh no! We're going to be mashed into conduit before this is over... +m529 LUKE Good. We're right above you. Stand by. +m529 THREEPIO For the moment. We're in the main hangar. Artoo is trying to plug into the system now. +m529 LUKE Are you safe? +m529 THREEPIO I'm afraid we're not plugged in at the moment sir. We've had some problems. +m529 LUKE You're back. What happened? Never mind. What's going on? +m529 THREEPIO I read you sir. +m529 LUKE See Threepio... do you copy? +m529 LUKE Send feed-back into the control sensors in that Detention block. +m529 THREEPIO Level five Detention block A-23 cell 2187. She's still alive... +m529 THREEPIO I know sir but it's the principle of the thing. +m529 LUKE Let him have it. You're winning anyway. It doesn't make any difference. +m529 LUKE Well ask him. Tell him we need five thousand. +m529 THREEPIO Sir I have a couple of extra circuits. Perhaps they might bring something. +m529 LUKE I think we're going to need them. Blast it! +m529 LUKE No you're not. What kind of talk is that... +m529 THREEPIO I can't make it. You go on master Luke. It doesn't make sense for you to risk yourself on my account. I'm done for. +m529 LUKE Can you stand? We've got to get out of here before those Tuskens come back. +m529 THREEPIO What happened? I'm sorry sir I must have taken a bad step... +m529 LUKE Well I don't know what to do now. We'll just have to head inland and see if we can't find a settlement. +m529 THREEPIO If you don't mind my saying so sir I don't see how anyone could live in this forsaken place. +m529 LUKE According to my father's tapes this is the spot where General Kenobi lives but the instruments just don't match up with the landscape... There is no doubt about it we're lost... +m529 THREEPIO Several I think. There is not much to tell. I'm not much more than an interpreter and not very good at telling stories not at making them interesting anyway... +m529 LUKE Tell me where you've been. I am going to become a startrooper and fight in the wars. My father was a Jedi! Were you in many battles? +m529 THREEPIO That's how we came to be in your service if you take my meaning... +m529 LUKE You've been in the Counter Wars?... Against the Empire? +m529 THREEPIO Indeed sir sometimes I'm amazed we're in as good shape as we are what with the rebellion and all... +m529 LUKE There's a lot of carbon scoring here. It looks like you boys have seen a lot of action... +m529 THREEPIO Thank you sir. I'm See Threepio Human Cyborg relations and this is my counterpart Artoo Detoo. +m529 LUKE That's all right. There is nothing anyone can do about it. You can call me Luke. +m529 THREEPIO I'm sorry sir I'm only a 'droid' and not very knowledgeable of such things... not on this system anyway. As a matter of fact I'm not even sure which system we're on. +m529 LUKE Not unless you could get me into the military academy at Anchorhead. +m544 LUTHOR Not you. You. Tell me again. +m544 ALBERT Me? +m544 LUTHOR Got it? Otis? +m544 ALBERT Yes Mr. Luthor. The XK101 can travel anywhere in the world undetected. It also has a sensory device built into it so that it can detect any obstacle in its path and avoid it. It just goes around it or over it. The XK101 never quits! It will not stop until it reaches its pre-targeted target! +m544 LUTHOR One of them should've been you. +m544 ALBERT Yes so well Werner would've gotten to that too but -- -- but the XK101 flies only eight feet above the ground...well below the radar limit! So what? We could have done that soon. We had ways to make people ta-- ways to avoid the radar. And this XK101 -- they think it's so smart that they keep it in 'missile silos' underground. Hah! We kept many things underground. +m544 ALBERT -- thought about a rocket that carries a nuclear warhead in its nosecone and can strike with an impact of -- +m544 LUTHOR Albert! +m544 ALBERT It's very simple Otis. Very simple the XK101 rocket. It's nothing forty years ago we in the Fatherland were working on this. Five more years we would've had it. But then -- -- that silly war...Why my cousin Werner had already -- +m544 LUTHOR And stop interrupting. his is the big scene. Your finest hour! You rose to the challenge baby! And you lost. That's the best part! +m544 ALBERT But Mr. Luthor sir I already -- +m544 ALBERT We're running out of smoke. +m544 LUTHOR Ah! The guest of honor at last! And about time too! +m544 LUTHOR Otherwise you're a Mongoloid idiot. It's reasonable to assume that fragments of the planet were shot out into space by the force of the explosion and -- +m544 ALBERT Thank you. +m544 LUTHOR You're a great architect Albert. +m544 ALBERT He's thirty-five years old. +m544 LUTHOR That the planet blew up on May 23 1937. That the rocket ship with the revolting little freak in it took three years to reach Earth. Ergo? +m544 LUTHOR Shut up apple-polisher. +m544 ALBERT Nobody else. +m544 LUTHOR Ahhhh my favorite part of the day. Who else could have thought of this aquarium? +m544 LUTHOR Wonderful. Otis will go above and steal some Big Macs. +m544 ALBERT There's some slice American cheese...and...a half a bottle of club soda I think. +m544 LUTHOR I take the man out of Argentina - and it was no picnic finding him y'know? And what does he think about? Bunkers. Still living in the past when I am about to realize the greatest real estate scheme in the history of the world! +m544 ALBERT Bunkers! +m544 LUTHOR You'll be designing monuments soon Albert! Hotels! Palaces! +m544 LUTHOR Stop saying you know when I say 'y'know.' I know you know. Yes I know you're here Otis. What do you want a brass band? +m544 ALBERT I know but -- +m544 JIMMY It's for that piece she's doing on women and competition. She's off to the Women's Western Golf Classic. +m544 CLARK What's she doing in California? +m544 JIMMY She's in California. That's wild enough I guess. +m544 CLARK Lois isn't here? +m544 JIMMY You and Lois you get all the action. There she is out in the wild West and everything. +m544 CLARK It was hot yes. +m544 JIMMY A hot story huh? +m544 CLARK I've been on the job. +m544 JIMMY You'd better get a new alarm clock. The chief has been hollering for you. +m544 CLARK I will. +m544 MARTHA Keep warm now. +m544 CLARK North. It's north +m544 MARTHA Do you know where you're headed? +m544 MARTHA I know son I know... +m544 CLARK Mother... +m544 MARTHA He's a good man Ben is. Your father always said so. +m544 CLARK I talked to Ben Hubbard this morning. He'll be more than glad to bring in the crops on shares. +m544 MARTHA I know. +m544 CLARK Mom... +m544 MARTHA Anyway we Kent's don't like showoffs ain't that so? A body's got to be humble even if he knows that he's better'n his neighbors. +m544 CLARK Don't worry Mom. I know. +m544 MARTHA I know you're a good boy Clark. No mother could ask for better. It's just that... +m544 CLARK No Mom. You know I wouldn't break my promise. +m544 MARTHA Clark...Son...that...thing you did with the Sheriff today... those...stunts...you don't do those things at school do you? +m544 LOIS Yes but I'm the only one who knows him. I -- I really like the guy. And he likes me. I think. I mean I could talk to him you know? And he could talk to me. Anytime... +m544 CLARK You're not the only one. +m544 LOIS Oh what a chance! If I could just -- get to him. +m544 CLARK No thanks. +m544 LOIS It isn't that I still don't like you Clark. It's just that...well once you've had something like that happen to you it kind of changes a girl. I'm going to make some coffee. You want some? +m544 CLARK Super...man. Hmmm... +m544 LOIS They will once I hang it on him in tomorrow's edition. +m544 CLARK Is that what they're calling him? +m544 LOIS Superman. Pretty good name for him isn't it? +m544 CLARK What'd you call him? +m544 LOIS Of this...Superman. +m544 CLARK Jealous? Of what? +m544 LOIS You're just jealous. +m544 CLARK I don't know Lois but I do know a fraud when I hear one. This thing goes against all natural laws. +m544 LOIS Why would he do that? How would he know I was going to suddenly slip. +m544 CLARK Look there was probably a trampoline on the roof somewhere and this joker just took a big bounce. +m544 LOIS He grabbed me! He held me! He set me down gently! How could that be done with mirrors? +m544 CLARK Mirrors then. It's done with mirrors. +m544 LOIS There weren't any wires. I looked. +m544 CLARK It was done with wires. They must have rigged him like they do with Peter Pan. +m544 LOIS Clark Kent if you had only seen it the way I did you - +m544 CLARK Oh sure. A man flies in the sky like a pigeon and it wasn't a trick. +m544 LOIS It wasn't a trick! +m544 CLARK You were probably so scared you didn't look to see what the trick was. +m544 LOIS I'm telling you I was there. +m544 CLARK Come again? +m544 LOIS Not unless you can fly. +m544 CLARK Can I take you to the airport? +m544 CLARK Lois you should see what the inside of your lungs look like. +m544 LOIS There's no real proof that tobacco -- +m544 CLARK No. I'm just thinking that you smoke too much if you don't mind my saying so. +m544 LOIS For what? Oh I've see the way the other half lives. My sister for instance. it looks terrific but is that what I really want? Three kids two cats and fifteen needlepoint pillows? I'd go bananas after one week. Hell I need this crazy existence of mine. Like I need the plague right? That's what your thinking. +m544 CLARK Don't you ever give up? +m544 LOIS It's not what you think. Darn it. I'm going out on a story. The Secretary of Defense is landing at the airport tonight and this kid's going to be there to make sure he answers a few questions he'd rather duck. +m544 CLARK Oh. +m544 LOIS Thanks Clark but I'm booked for the night. +m544 CLARK Oh not really. I guess I'll just watch a little TV and -- -- unless...would you be interested in dinner? +m544 LOIS Big night coming up? +m544 CLARK Huh? +m544 LOIS What now my love? +m544 CLARK I just took a shot at it. +m544 LOIS You described the exact contents of my purse. +m544 CLARK Know what? +m544 CLARK Supposing that man had hurt you? Is it worth risking your life over ten dollars two credit cards and a lipstick? I mean it's not as if -- +m544 LOIS You're great with the advice Clark. Maybe you'd better take over the lovelorn column. +m544 CLARK It isn't worth getting a heart attack over Lois. +m544 LOIS Oh for God's sake! +m544 CLARK He may have a gun! +m544 LOIS Stop him Clark! +m544 CLARK What the -- ! +m544 LOIS Hey! +m544 LOIS Not in Metropolis it isn't. This is the home of the sneak attack the stab in the back the -- +m544 CLARK Unbelievable. +m544 LOIS See? Didn't I tell you this was a tough town? +m544 LOIS 'Swell.' When was the last time I heard anybody say - where are you from anyway? +m544 CLARK But otherwise it's swell. +m544 LOIS Some people aren't the athletic type. +m544 CLARK I think I lost a week's salary at the dart board. +m544 LOIS Well how are you enjoying your first day on the job? +m544 CLARK Not really no. +m544 LOIS Are there any more at home like you? +m544 CLARK Not really no. +m544 LOIS Not...gray. +m544 CLARK Actually she's silver-haired. +m544 LOIS I know. He sends a check every week to his dear gray-haired old mother. +m544 CLARK No. +m544 LOIS Your bookie? +m544 LOIS Hey you're getting a better class of people in your office these days Boss. +m544 CLARK I'll bet you have some good ideas. +m544 LOIS Well! +m544 CLARK I'd like to. +m544 SUPERMAN Okay. Take me to your leader. +m544 EVE What can I tell you? He's my leader. +m544 SUPERMAN Look lady you saved my life once. I owe you a favor. But I can't understand why you follow a man like that. +m544 EVE Oh. +m544 SUPERMAN Sure and let the plane crash in the middle of the city. +m544 EVE Couldn't we forget the plane? You could lift me in your big strong arms? +m544 SUPERMAN I'd better get you down. +m544 EVE The way you describe him doesn't really do him justice. +m544 SUPERMAN The bald man! The one who tried to kill me? +m544 EVE He wants to see you. Lex Luthor. +m544 SUPERMAN Besides that. +m544 EVE Screaming +m544 SUPERMAN What are you doing here? +m544 EVE Help! I mean -- I can't stop saying it. Silly isn't it - There's nothing to worry about. Help! See. +m544 SUPERMAN You! The girl from the volcano! Kryptonite... +m544 EVE You too. I just...I can't get it on for good guys. Y'know? +m544 SUPERMAN Listen...thank you. +m544 LUTHOR Of course I can. I love you. +m544 EVE You can't do this to me! +m544 LUTHOR What other one? +m544 EVE I mean the other one! +m544 LUTHOR I'm wearing it. +m544 EVE Good. Fine. Now where's my parachute? +m544 LUTHOR Miss Teschmacher Superman is a fairly bright individual. My understanding of the way he works is that he won't be fooled by a simple trick. +m544 EVE Where's mine?! Where's my parachute? +m544 LUTHOR Lex is going bye-bye. +m544 EVE Danger?? Somebody??? Lex -- where are you going? +m544 LUTHOR He always shows up when somebody's in danger. +m544 EVE What if he doesn't show up? What if he's taking a nap? +m544 LUTHOR You got wax in your ears? +m544 EVE Tea? +m544 LUTHOR Nothing nothing. I just want to invite him to tea. +m544 EVE What are you going to do to him? +m544 LUTHOR Not exactly. But it's his kind of neighborhood. +m544 EVE Oh. Why? does he live up here? +m544 EVE I didn't bring any -- +m544 LUTHOR Your volcano chum? Your junior life-saving buddy? Let's get high. +m544 EVE This all has something to do with Superman doesn't it? +m544 LUTHOR Yours not to reason why Miss Teschmacher. Relax! Enjoy it! Just look at that smog! +m544 EVE I don't understand. +m544 LUTHOR Baby -- I'm going to take you higher. +m544 EVE A night on the town instead of under it? +m544 LUTHOR She knows. Clever very clever. And unappreciated. But I'm going to take you away from all this. +m544 EVE I know... +m544 LUTHOR You've been under such a strain. And I've ...I've -- -- neglected you. Mea culpa! Y'know. +m544 EVE I knew you'd hit me. +m544 LUTHOR Hit you? A clever girl like you? 'He turned slowly slowly in the lava...' was how you described it. Now that's clever. I have to hand it to you. +m544 EVE You're not going to hit me? +m544 LUTHOR Something you can feed the pets perhaps? Let's have it. +m544 EVE There was a recipe on the back -- +m544 LUTHOR No news is not good news. Y'know +m544 LUTHOR You have two minutes and thirty- two seconds. +m544 EVE You?! How about me? +m544 LUTHOR Don't let me down. +m544 LUTHOR Nothing. +m544 EVE But if I put my leg out like Claudette Clobert in -- +m544 LUTHOR They stop for nothing. +m544 EVE Ready. +m544 LUTHOR Ready? +m544 LUTHOR Is that an innuendo Miss Teschmacher? Because if it is you are about to experience the heady thrill of being hurled from a moving vehicle. +m544 EVE You ever try to run in high heels? You probably did. +m544 LUTHOR Weak sister. I still can't figure out why it took so long for you to catch up with us after we all ran out. Y'know? +m544 EVE I don't like to talk about it Lex. +m544 LUTHOR About Vesuvius. About Superman writhing in the bowels of the volcano. Ahh the look on his face when he saw that Kryptonite. When will I see another y'know? Y'know? +m544 EVE The least we can do is leave him another door jam. +m544 LUTHOR What do you suggest my dear? +m544 EVE We just take it? +m544 LUTHOR The door jam Miss Teschmacher. This Ethiopian shmendrick here in his simple unconscious way needed something to wedge the door open the better to inhale the flies that form such an important part of his diet. So he grabs something from the table... +m544 EVE You're not going to tell us why you're happy are you? +m544 LUTHOR La de da da... +m544 EVE You're happy aren't you? +m544 EVE I will as soon as I get the sand out of my nose. +m544 LUTHOR Breathe that air Miss Teschmacher. +m544 LUTHOR No you're going to get kissed +m544 EVE I know I'm going to get rapped in the mouth for saying this but so what? +m544 LUTHOR Tune me in lady. An explosion such as the one Superman describes would have altered the molecular structure of the Krypton rock. +m544 EVE I don't mean to denigrate your misspent youth Lex but what does that rock have to do with -- +m544 LUTHOR "Ahh. 'National Geographic."""" In my day this made 'Playboy"""" look like Mother Goose." +m544 LUTHOR Bingo! +m544 EVE Meteorites! +m544 LUTHOR Deductive reasoning my friends! That's the name of the game. What does it say here? +m544 EVE Mr. Romance... +m544 LUTHOR Stay and listen! Besides it's twelve in the afternoon. This is no time to go to bed. +m544 EVE I'm going to bed. +m544 LUTHOR See? I see. It's you who don't see. Doesn't see. I cannot believe it! How you people fail to grasp the long-range significance of this! Y'know? +m544 EVE See? +m544 LUTHOR Exactly Miss Teschmacher. +m544 EVE I read the article. +m544 LUTHOR Some people can read 'War and Peace' and come away thinking it was a simple adventure story. Other people can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and come away with the secret of the universe. Y'know. +m544 EVE Krypton? The place where Superman comes from? +m544 LUTHOR Krypton! +m544 LUTHOR When it gets to seventy-five below stabilize it. +m544 EVE Fifty degrees below and still falling. +m544 LUTHOR What's the temperature now? +m544 EVE Place your bets ladies and gentlemen. +m544 LUTHOR Damn! This will get him. +m544 EVE I didn't say a word. +m544 LUTHOR Shut up. +m544 LUTHOR You're on. +m544 EVE Bet he makes it. +m544 EVE Tough guy huh? +m544 LUTHOR Nuts. He made it. +m544 LUTHOR He's from another world. +m544 EVE You think he's for real? +m544 LUTHOR I needed this Y'know? I really needed this. just when I'm nearing the fruition of my project Big Bird flies into town. Go ahead! Kill me by inches! Put me on the agony rack! +m544 LUTHOR First the pets Otis. +m544 EVE Again??? +m544 LUTHOR What about dinner? I have to worry about the crime of the century that's all. Y'know? Am I supposed to worry about what's in the refrigerator too? What's in it? +m544 EVE Speaking of feeding things what about dinner? +m544 EVE Even that would be an improvement. +m544 LUTHOR You'll be seeing stars in a minute Miss Teschmacher. y'know? +m544 EVE Streets Sunlight. When was the last time I saw sunlight. +m544 LUTHOR Criers and complainers! That's what I get! Moaners and groaners! Me Lex Luthor who figured out how to live in luxury without ever paying one cent in taxes. Lex Luthor who built this fantastic kingdom under the sea so to speak hidden and undetected by the fools who eke out their miserable lives on the streets above. +m544 EVE So I've noticed. +m544 LUTHOR Compared to what came before? A year of living in the sewers? A part of that will always be with me. +m544 EVE This?? +m544 LUTHOR I know that. Bu tin this case he was right. Arnold 'Buster' Luthor the most inept check forger of his time -- A pity he didn't live to see his son strike out for the big city. A pity he didn't live to see how from humble beginnings I created an empire. +m544 EVE Your father was a sick weirdo. +m544 LUTHOR "My father always said to me 'Son don't invest your money in anything but land. Land! Stocks rise and fall banks fall people are no damn good but they'll always need land and for that they'll pay through the nose. 'Remember that ' my father said. 'Land.""""" +m544 EVE Why does it all mean so much to you? All the time 'land land land.' +m544 LUTHOR So it's six hundred feet below Park Avenue It's still a Park Avenue address. +m544 EVE It isn't a Park Avenue address. really. +m544 LUTHOR Me and my real estate? How many other girls Miss Teschmacher are lucky enough to have a Park Avenue address like this? +m544 EVE You and your real estate. +m544 JOR-EL Neither my wife nor I will attempt to leave Krypton. +m544 FIRST ELDER Will you abide by the Council's opinion? +m544 FIRST ELDER If you persist you leave us no choice. +m544 JOR-EL As an irredeemable criminal? You compare me to them? +m544 JOR-EL And if I don't obey? +m544 FIRST ELDER This discussion is terminated. The decision of the council is final. You will cease pursuing this matter. Any attempt by you to continue to create a climate of fear and panic among the populace will be deemed an act of insurrection! +m544 JOR-EL I have sworn to uphold the laws of Krypton. +m544 FIRST ELDER But so is Vond-El +m544 JOR-EL Then - +m544 FIRST ELDER You are one of Krypton's greatest scientists Jor-El - +m544 FIRST ELDER Jor-El Be warned. This tone of yours approaches insolence. +m544 JOR-EL But you can't ignore these facts! It's suicide! Worse than that it's genocide. +m544 JIMMY On the salary he pays me I can't make my rent without it. +m544 LOIS Need I ask who's favored to collect at the end of this week. +m544 LOIS It's because I'm an intrepid girl reporter Jimmy. Besides the chief of detectives has the hots for me. +m544 JIMMY How come you get all the good stories Lois? +m544 LOIS Gets you where you live huh? +m544 JIMMY Boy! +m544 LOIS 'And the people on the street the little man who runs the corner newsstand the old lady sunning herself on the stoop the kids playing stick ball -- none of them will ever forget the night of senseless bloodletting that turned a friendly block part into a nightmare.' +m544 JIMMY Two. +m544 LOIS "an Ode to Spring. are there one or two """"T's"""" in bloodletting?" +m544 JIMMY What're you writing Lois? +m544 MARTHA I bless the day you came to us son. You know that. But some people wouldn't understand. +m544 JONATHAN What your mother means Clark is that she don't want folks to think you're special. +m544 MARTHA Oh dear. That isn't what I -- +m544 MARTHA Don't brag now Jonathan. +m544 JONATHAN Got all A's this year. Teacher said he's the best 5th grader in the - +m544 MARTHA We don't want a child called 'Junior' ain't that so Clark? Why sure it is. +m544 JONATHAN Who? Clark? I never cared two hoots for that fella. Jonathan Jr. That's got a ring to it. +m544 MARTHA I was thinkin' what to call him. I was thinkin' I had an uncle who was a fine man you recall him? The Church Sexton +m544 JONATHAN Guess I'd better hitch up the rig and come back to get that...that thing he was settin' in. What do you make of that thing? Martha? You listening? +m544 MARTHA We'll say he's a child to my cousin in North Dakota and just now orphaned. Poor thing. +m544 JONATHAN Folks'll ask question. +m544 MARTHA All these years happy as we've been how I prayed and prayed He'd see fit to give us a child. And just when I finally accepted my bitter lot... No one must ever know. +m544 JONATHAN He sure as heck does that. +m544 MARTHA The good lord works in mysterious ways. +m544 MARTHA All of us. +m544 JONATHAN Well - gotta change that tire if were gonna get home. +m544 MARTHA Don't just stand there gapin' Jonathan. Can't you see he's cold? +m544 JONATHAN What's your name boy? +m544 MARTHA It's a ...baby. +m544 JOR-EL Then you have on of those 'feelings.' It was called: 'love.' +m544 LARA I want to know what my child is going to face. +m544 JOR-EL You've been doing some research in the archives. +m544 LARA He will be odd different. +m544 JOR-EL Yes true. But on other worlds there would be other problems - heat cold no life no life support systems...No Lara believe me; Earth is the least of evils. On Earth his lighter gravity will render him almost weightless - that can't be helped. But with his denser molecular structure he will also be strong. He will be fast He will be virtually invulnerable. +m544 LARA He'll be weightless. +m544 JOR-EL Their atmosphere will sustain him. He will look like one of them. +m544 LARA A million years behind us. Jor-El he's only a baby. +m544 JOR-EL They are primitive Lara but they are not animals. +m544 LARA But why Earth Jor-El. They're practically animals. +m544 JOR-EL Lara please... +m544 LARA -- as we will be. +m544 JOR-EL It's the only logical conclusion. If he remains here he'll be as dead as... +m544 JOR-EL And it is forbidden for you to interfere with human history. All you can do Kal-El even now that you have...found yourself...is help them to evolve. Set an example. Show them they must strive towards the light. And... remember us... +m544 SUPERMAN There are none of them any good anyway. +m544 JOR-EL Or twenty-four as it is in Earth time. Furthermore if you will reveal yourself your enemies will have a way of getting at you where you are vulnerable: by hurting the people you care for. Ah this Earth...this world you live in Kal-El... Resist its temptations its rewards especially its political system. +m544 SUPERMAN Twenty-four. +m544 JOR-EL ....to feel yourself. Very well. You are revealed to the world. But still you must keep your secret identity. First of all you will need it as an escape valve. You cannot be special twenty-eight hours a day - +m544 SUPERMAN How good it felt - +m544 JOR-EL How good it felt! +m544 SUPERMAN No! You couldn't imagine - +m544 JOR-EL My son I foresaw this. I knew - +m544 SUPERMAN I guess I got carried away +m544 JOR-EL Enjoyed it? +m544 SUPERMAN I don't know what to say. Look I -- I just - +m544 PERRY Whoever comes up with that will make Woodward and Bernstein look like Abbot and Costello. +m544 LOIS He is. Usually. +m544 PERRY If one of you can get that -- I mean I want the real Superman. Who is he? Where's he from? What's his favorite ball team? What's up? +m544 PERRY I was going to say that there's only one 'p' in subpoena. What the hell did you major in at Radcliffe? Middle English? Nice job on the teamster's update Kent. +m544 LOIS Nine to five it's a Pulitzer Prize I know. +m544 PERRY Lois the kickback story... +m544 LOIS Okay but...why? No offense. +m544 PERRY Lois take Kent there and introduce him around +m544 PERRY It does huh? Clark Kent I'd like you to meet Lois Lane. +m544 LOIS Here's the story on that East 19th Street murder spree. Page one with a banner headline seems about right to me. +m544 SUPERMAN Well I was born on a planet your scientists don't know too much about. It's in the Xeno Galaxy. Or it was. It was called Krypton. That's K-R-Y-P... +m544 LOIS Where do you hail from? +m544 SUPERMAN Very much. +m544 LOIS Do you like pink? +m544 SUPERMAN Sure. +m544 LOIS Can you actually fly faster than the speed of sound? +m544 SUPERMAN Pink. +m544 LOIS What color underwear am I wearing? +m544 SUPERMAN Only when somebody shoots them at me. +m544 LOIS Do bullets really bounce off you? +m544 SUPERMAN Yes. Although I can get a headache just like anyone. +m544 LOIS Is it true you're impervious to pain? +m544 SUPERMAN Uh-huh. +m544 LOIS Can you really see through anything? +m544 SUPERMAN What about it? +m544 LOIS What about this X-Ray vision of yours? +m544 SUPERMAN 195 pounds. +m544 LOIS How much do you weigh? +m544 SUPERMAN Thirty-five. +m544 LOIS How old are you? +m544 SUPERMAN It's not bad. +m544 LOIS It must feel great. +m544 SUPERMAN The reason I can fly is because my molecular structure is so constituted that I have a lighter density under Earth's gravitational force. +m544 LOIS Oh. +m544 SUPERMAN I wouldn't do that. It's against the law. +m544 LOIS Well I mean it's not everybody that can deliver an air mail letter without putting a stamp on it. +m544 SUPERMAN I guess they are a little odd. +m544 LOIS I didn't mean that in any pejorative way. +m544 SUPERMAN You think they're strange? +m544 LOIS Okay. Let's start with these strange powers of yours. +m544 SUPERMAN Ask You're the girl reporter. +m544 LOIS Oh. Well where do we start? +m544 SUPERMAN I'd appreciate it if you didn't smoke. +m544 LOIS Oh I've got to get some matches. My cigarette. +m544 LOIS Not exactly. He's kind of a rewrite man. Actually he's a bit dull if you know what I mean. +m544 SUPERMAN Who's Clark? One of your colleagues? +m544 LOIS If I do you can punish me. Fly me to Bermuda and just lave me there for two weeks. This is fantastic! I wish Clark were here. +m544 SUPERMAN I think you'll be able to remember it. I doubt you'll misquote me. +m544 LOIS Well...flashlight? +m544 SUPERMAN Unlisted number Shall we proceed? +m544 LOIS This is incredible. I was just sitting here trying to figure out how to contact you. I mean you don't have an answering service right? +m544 SUPERMAN There's been a lot of confusion in the media about who I am and what I'm up to and all that. I'd like to set the record straight. With your help. +m544 LOIS The answer is yes. Now what's the question? +m544 SUPERMAN I came to talk to you. +m544 LOIS Wha'...what are you doing here? +m544 SUPERMAN Right on the first guess. +m544 LOIS Superman??? +m544 SUPERMAN Not a chance. It's too nice a night. +m544 LOIS With my luck now it'll rain. +m544 SUPERMAN Let's just say I'm a friend. And watch yourself from now on with those things Okay? I mean if the good lord wanted people to fly he would have given them wings. +m544 LOIS Who...who... +m544 SUPERMAN Not while I'm around you're not. C'mon... +m544 LOIS Oh God! I'm going to die! +m544 SUPERMAN Do as I say. Let go! +m544 LOIS You've got me? Who's got you??? +m544 SUPERMAN Easy now miss I've got you??? +m544 LUTHOR Good enough for you. Now then -- -- tell me something I like to hear. As many times as I hear it... +m544 OTIS Sort of. +m544 LUTHOR Ah dear simple Otis. Albert explain it to him. +m544 OTIS I still don't get it. +m544 OTIS Oh Mr. Luthor... +m544 LUTHOR Cleaning a rock Otis? Jot it down. As soon as we're back he feeds the pets. +m544 OTIS Maybe it's being polished or something. Maybe they're cleaning it. +m544 LUTHOR They're killing me by inches! Go ahead! Make me suffer! Milk me dry. +m544 OTIS It's a Twinkie boss. +m544 LUTHOR Well gents? What did I tell you? It's a piece of cake. +m544 LUTHOR Will kill him! And I'm going to have a piece of the rock! Miss Teschmacher pack your -- +m544 OTIS You mean bullets and fire and all that can't hurt him but this kind of rock -- +m544 LUTHOR But to someone from the planet Krypton this substance would be lethal because of its high level of radioactivity. Kryptonite! Ah Kryptonite! That's the stuff! +m544 LUTHOR Y'know? I'm sure of it. Y'know? And there's a strong streak of goody- goody in him that is going to blow this deal for me if I don't do something about it. Something! +m544 OTIS It is for me. +m544 LUTHOR Is that real enough for you? +m544 LUTHOR Otis... +m544 OTIS Please... +m544 OTIS I guess I...uh...regressed. +m544 LUTHOR And now he lies to me. He has been stealing ladies' purses again. Haven't you? Haven't you you miserable petty crook? +m544 OTIS I...uh...check. +m544 LUTHOR I gave him this new face. +m544 OTIS I'll never forget you for that Mr. Luthor. +m544 LUTHOR I gave him steady employment -- +m544 OTIS I'll always be grateful Mr. Luthor. +m544 LUTHOR I broke the man out of prison -- +m544 LUTHOR Otis were you up to your old tricks? +m544 OTIS Matter? With me? Nothing's the matter. +m544 LUTHOR What's the matter Otis? +m544 LUTHOR Excellent Otis. But what took you so long? +m544 OTIS Did I do good Mr. Luthor? +m544 LUTHOR Not there! A pine tree in Death Valley? Idiot! This is for the North Woods section! +m544 OTIS There. +m544 OTIS Yessir. Just what you wanted. +m544 LUTHOR Now then Otis. Did you get what I asked for? +m544 LUTHOR No speeches Otis. Just watch what Albert has prepared. What are you waiting for? +m544 OTIS I...uh... +m544 SUPERMAN We'll see how fast I can fly. +m544 LUTHOR Now who's the dreamer Superman? Even you can't fly that fast! +m544 LUTHOR For the first time today Superman I must tell you that you're wrong. But how could you know that - Oh well. I guess I could tell you now. Y'see actually...but this conversation is becoming rather dry isn't it. +m544 SUPERMAN Well it's very impressive but you built this junk for nothing. +m544 LUTHOR In a way -- oh it'll be a relief. I'm a wreck. No rest for the wicked y'know. It wasn't enough the radio frequencies then I had to worry about getting to the missile and adjusting the aiming. So that if I could have activated the launch -- well Lex Luthor would've hit the spot. There's a little place on Route 190. Dead on the practice optimum stress point of the San Andreas Fault. It wouldn't mean much to you Superman but I call it...target zero. Pancho's Taco Palace... +m544 SUPERMAN They'll soon be over. +m544 LUTHOR Well that's their problem T.S. But -- but the XK 101 also works on a radio wave control system. The problem was to find out the frequency. Problems problems I've had so many... +m544 LUTHOR You guessed it! You're always one step ahead of me. Aren't you Superman? Yes right. There was a police helicopter buzzing the area and transmitting on the same frequency as the garage doors. The minute the signal went out -- Zip! Zip! Zip! +m544 SUPERMAN Luthor -- +m544 LUTHOR And garbage doors. +m544 SUPERMAN On radio waves? +m544 LUTHOR Still foolishly perhaps I had a theory that eliminates the Presidential push-button. I was doing my homework... +m544 LUTHOR I know. I know. I never promised myself a rose garden. +m544 SUPERMAN The XK 101. Luthor that operates on radio waves. And with our fail-safe system only the President himself can push that button. +m544 LUTHOR You're right you're right Superman. There were wrinkles to iron out. But well... ...there is this new rocket the XK 101. +m544 SUPERMAN It wouldn't hurt. You can't go on living in fantasies. Did you really think you could get hold of a nuclear bomb? And drop it? Why our Strategic Defense boys would have -- +m544 LUTHOR Maybe I should get help. +m544 SUPERMAN It would never have worked Luthor. You are a dreamer -- a sick twisted dreamer. +m544 LUTHOR -- Dropped into the sea! Bye-bye California! Hello new West Coast! Gold Coast! My Coast. And now...well... I left my heart in San Francisco... +m544 SUPERMAN Nice! Most of California would have been destroyed. Millions of people would've been killed! The West Coast as we know it would have -- +m544 LUTHOR Couldn't have said it better myself. Now all this -- -- west of the Fault is the most expensive real estate in the world. Los Angeles. San Diego. San Francisco. And here -- -- is just hundreds and hundreds of miles of cheap desert land. Land that happens to be owned by Lex Luthor Enterprises. Well... ...call me a fool but ...it did occur to me that if a conventional five hundred megaton bomb were to explode at exactly the proper stress point -- -- that would trigger the upheaval that would cause the San Andreas Fault to 'do its thing.' Ah it would've been so nice y'know... +m544 SUPERMAN Sure. It's the joining together of two land masses pushed together eight million years ago. The fault line itself is unstable and always shifting which is the reason you get earthquakes in the California area from time to time. +m544 LUTHOR At the San Andreas Fault. Maybe you've heard of it. +m544 LUTHOR Right right. Where was I? Ah yes -- +m544 SUPERMAN Of time Luthor. +m544 LUTHOR It's just that -- I spent a fortune on these things! And all for naught! What a waste -- +m544 LUTHOR No Superman of course not. You do get around don't you. +m544 SUPERMAN I don't need a geography lesson Luthor. +m544 LUTHOR This is California. The richest most populous state in America. And growing like a sonofagun. +m544 LUTHOR Oh that. Listen -- you're busy -- and it's a long story -- +m544 SUPERMAN Plenty! About 'The Crime of the Century' Remember? +m544 LUTHOR Well -- you've got me! What can I say? +m544 SUPERMAN But...why? +m544 LUTHOR Makes Cecil B. DeMille look like the Senior Class play right? +m544 SUPERMAN What is this??! +m614 STORM Beast. +m614 BEAST Storm. Try to look for the highest vantage point. From what I can figure he'll need to gain as much altitude as possible to blanket the island. It is my feeling that Magneto has to-- +m614 STORM We all do. +m614 BEAST I wish I could go. +m614 STORM ... until he found tungsten. +m614 BEAST Thomas Edison knew how to make the light bulb. He had the energy source. He had the vacuum. But he didn't have the filament. He tried metal after metal but nothing would hold to power. +m614 BEAST The neuro-filter acts like a surge protector regulating the infinite flow of information from Cerebro to the Professor's mind. It's what keeps him from being crushed by the consciousness of millions. +m614 STORM What does that mean? +m614 CYCLOPS So where do you think he's planning this larger demonstration? +m614 BEAST Yes -- Only there's a problem. The mutator gene is not responding to the radiation the way it would in mother nature. It's forcing the body's cells to replicate thousands of times faster than they're accustomed to. The Senator's body is literally burning itself out. Scott -- this machine kills people and I don't think Magneto realizes it. +m614 CYCLOPS For what purpose? +m614 BEAST Correct... Apparently Adamantium is the only metal strong enough to hold the energy this machine produces. He used the Adamantium in Logan's dog tag to test it on the Senator. And I assume now he plans to use the rest of Logan's skeleton for a larger demonstration. +m614 CYCLOPS Its core? +m614 BEAST It appears as though Magneto has built a machine which somehow triggers the mutator gene in normal human beings. And he is using Adamantium as its core. +m614 BEAST I'm afraid without Cerebro's help he won't have the strength to heal himself -- And without the neuro- filter... there's no Cerebro. +m614 CYCLOPS Can the Professor repair his own mind? +m614 JEAN I'm sorry. I'm not strong enough. +m614 CYCLOPS Jean... can you? +m614 CYCLOPS Storm Rogue -- you take the south entrance. Jean and I will go in here. +m614 JEAN It's too far. +m614 CYCLOPS I'm going to assume that means that the Secret Service is out of commission. Jean can you raise me up there? +m614 CYCLOPS Uh-huh. +m614 JEAN Into the Hudson? +m614 CYCLOPS Radar Stealth Mode checks out. All right there'll be less security north of the George Washington Bridge. I'm taking her down. +m614 CYCLOPS He calls me sport one more time and I'll blow a watermelon-sized hole through him. +m614 JEAN What's that? +m614 CYCLOPS I'll tell you one thing though. +m614 JEAN Well I think that's perfectly understandable. +m614 CYCLOPS Hey. I'm sorry. About Logan. I was jealous. +m614 CYCLOPS No. I'm... I don't know if we can do this without Charles. +m614 JEAN Are you all right? +m614 CYCLOPS We have to find Magneto. +m614 JEAN He's already losing control of his vitals. Respiratory. Cardiovascular. Unless we manage to replace the filter by tomorrow morning I'm afraid. +m614 JEAN His vital signs are weak and getting weaker. +m614 CYCLOPS What's wrong with him? +m614 JEAN If Magneto is planning to use Logan for some terrible purpose it's our responsibility to do something. +m614 CYCLOPS You saw what happened tonight. You think Magneto won't come after him again. You think he won't come here if necessary. This is a school for God's sake. +m614 JEAN What are you talking about? +m614 CYCLOPS I don't like him being here. +m614 JEAN Scott.. I - +m614 CYCLOPS Sure you are sport. +m614 LOGAN I'm o.k. I'm o.k. +m614 LOGAN Shut up. I got no interest in you Xavier or your... X-Men. +m614 CYCLOPS You know you -- +m614 LOGAN I've served with men like you before. Methodical. Systematic -- Naive. You know what happens to those men in a real fight? +m614 LOGAN I don't remember. Is that what you wanted to ask me? +m614 CYCLOPS How long have you been in Alaska? +m614 CYCLOPS I wanted to talk to you. +m614 LOGAN Inspiring -- Now what am I doing here? +m614 JEAN Yeah I'll bet you have. +m614 LOGAN I've seen a lot of rings. +m614 JEAN Logan do you see this ring? +m614 JEAN What is it you're failing to get at? Are you interested in me? +m614 LOGAN He takes himself seriously. +m614 JEAN He takes his work seriously. +m614 LOGAN He's uptight. +m614 LOGAN Suit yourself. +m614 JEAN Let go. +m614 JEAN Not interested. +m614 LOGAN What do you say? +m614 JEAN Were you now? +m614 LOGAN I was thinking maybe you and me could go into town. +m614 JEAN He's busy right now. +m614 LOGAN You should always work with a spotter. +m614 LOGAN What if they're naughty? +m614 JEAN If necessary. +m614 LOGAN By reading my thoughts? +m614 JEAN Maybe the Professor could help you with that. +m614 LOGAN Yeah? Well I don't like to talk about my past. +m614 JEAN The Professor said you were a solider. Actually I believe he used the word mercenary. +m614 LOGAN What if I like the pain? +m614 JEAN I'll see what I can do -- You should get some sleep. Even with your healing ability you're going to be hurting for a while. +m614 LOGAN I won't light the cigars - how about that? +m614 JEAN There's no smoking or drinking on the school grounds. +m614 LOGAN Some cigars. Case of beer. +m614 JEAN Anything else I can get you? +m614 KELLY I can assure you there is no such creature in my genes. +m614 JEAN The mutant gene tells the body when it needs to change. +m614 KELLY Tell it to the ones that did this to me. +m614 JEAN Treat you like a mutant? We are not what you think. Not all of us. +m614 KELLY I'm sorry to come here Ms. Grey. I was afraid if I went to a hospital they would... +m614 JEAN Senator? +m614 KELLY Dr. Grey. +m614 KELLY I can assure you there is no such creature in my genes. +m614 JEAN I presume nothing I am here to tell you that in time the mutator gene will activate in every living human being on this planet. Perhaps even your children Senator. +m614 KELLY This was taken by a state police officer in Secaucus New Jersey. A man in a minor altercation literally melted the car in front of him. I don't know where you come from Ms. Grey but where I come from you don't go melting people's cars when they cut you off. You do it the old fashioned way -- you give 'em the finger. But what you presume to tell this committee - +m614 JEAN Control Senator... we teach them control. +m614 KELLY You wouldn't happen to be teaching them how to use their powers to -- +m614 JEAN Math. History. Science. English. Athletics -- +m614 KELLY Ms. Grey -- you work at a school for mutants in Westchester New York. Can you tell the members of this committee what exactly you are teaching these mutants? +m614 JEAN I am avoiding a question that is decidedly loaded Senator. The wrong person behind the wheel of a car can be dangerous. +m614 KELLY You're avoiding the question I posed to you at the beginning of the hearing Ms. Grey. Three words: Are mutants dangerous? +m614 MAGNETO Let's just say God works too slowly. +m614 KELLY What is it you intend to do to me? +m614 MAGNETO INTENTION? Intention Senator? We are talking about mankind here. His fear. It is only a matter of time before mutants will be herded into camps. Studied for weaknesses. And eventually wiped off the face of the Earth. +m614 KELLY The intention of registration act - +m614 MAGNETO Gosh I hope so. +m614 KELLY Whatever you do to me... no matter what you'll make me right. Every word I have spoken will be confirmed. +m614 KELLY You mutant bastards... +m614 MAGNETO Mr. Guyrich has been dead for some time Senator. +m614 KELLY You... wha... Who are you... Where is Henry? +m614 MAGNETO In the road to survival there is always sacrifice Logan. We are the future... not them. We must protect ourselves. After tonight when the leaders of the world return home -- They will return as brothers as mutants... and our cause will be theirs. This is survival I know you understand that Logan... or is it Wolverine? +m614 LOGAN What are you going to do? +m614 MAGNETO You're backstage at the encore of creation. +m614 LOGAN Where am I? +m614 LOGAN You think I care about her? I'm the only one who's sure to walk out of here. +m614 MAGNETO Come with me and I'll let her live. +m614 LOGAN What do you want? +m614 MAGNETO I do love a good check mate. +m614 LOGAN What?... miss me? Charley I'm gonna walk out the front door and trust me it won't be soon enough for everyone here. +m614 XAVIER Why? You have a home here now if you want it. Everyone will... +m614 LOGAN Actually I'm feeling up to leaving. +m614 XAVIER They're all asking how you're doing. Are you feeling up to saying hello to everyone? +m614 LOGAN Don't you knock? +m614 LOGAN I'll go. +m614 XAVIER I've found her Westchester Mall. +m614 XAVIER We were friends once... But that was a long time ago. +m614 LOGAN He helped you? +m614 XAVIER Actually Magneto helped me put it together. +m614 LOGAN You designed this yourself? +m614 XAVIER The brainwaves of mutants are quite different than those of the average human being. +m614 LOGAN How? +m614 XAVIER To find Rogue. +m614 LOGAN Where are we going? +m614 XAVIER I believe he wants you for your Adamantium. +m614 LOGAN No. That's me talking. And you know what? It's only been thirty-two hours and you still have no idea what this guy wants with me. +m614 XAVIER Now that's Magneto talking. +m614 LOGAN What if it never happens? What if they're so afraid of us that we become the enemy? -- This place is gonna be one giant cemetery. +m614 XAVIER The point is to step into a more evolved position of social responsibility. To recognize that there is a world out there and that we mutants are as much a part of it as normal human beings. +m614 LOGAN "This. This whole God damn thing. Making yourselves into some sort of """"team"""" of super-powered freaks. Teaching wayward mutants about classical literature. For what?" +m614 XAVIER The point of what? +m614 XAVIER Deal. +m614 LOGAN Forty-eight hours old man. But if you cross me I won't feel any guilt about what I do to you. +m614 XAVIER A very powerful mutant who for some reason has taken an interest in you. I'm not sure why but until we find out I must ask you to stay. +m614 LOGAN Who? +m614 XAVIER I brought you here so that you would be safe from Magneto. +m614 LOGAN What am I doing here? +m614 LOGAN And you think it helps calling her Rogue? +m614 STORM If she held on any longer she could have. +m614 LOGAN I felt like she almost killed me. +m614 STORM She borrowed your power to save her life. When she touches someone she absorbs their strengths -- their gifts. In your case -- your ability to heal. That's why she keeps her body covered. +m614 LOGAN What did she do to me? +m614 STORM The sun is setting Logan. You've been asleep for nineteen hours. +m614 LOGAN Why is everybody up at sunrise? +m614 MAGNETO ALIVE. +m614 SABRETOOTH I'll find him. +m614 MAGNETO Enough for a test. +m614 SABRETOOTH Is it enough? +m614 MAGNETO A piece. Only a piece. +m614 SABRETOOTH Is that what you're looking for? +m614 SABRETOOTH It was Xavier's people. They knew. +m614 MAGNETO How? +m614 SABRETOOTH I lost him. +m614 XAVIER I feel a great swell of pity for the poor soul who comes to that school again looking for trouble. +m614 MAGNETO And what do you do when you wake up to that? +m614 XAVIER It does indeed Max. +m614 MAGNETO Doesn't it ever wake you in the middle of the night? The feeling that some day some day very soon they will pass that foolish law - or one just like it - and they will come for you and your children? Take you all away? +m614 XAVIER I know. +m614 MAGNETO I wouldn't really have let you die you know. I just needed... +m614 XAVIER WHAT DO YOU MEAN TO DO? +m614 MAGNETO This checkmate goes to you. I didn't want to hurt anyone. But you leave me no choice. +m614 XAVIER What do you mean to do? +m614 MAGNETO I'm going to change the world with or without you as a witness Charles. And this one gets a front row seat. +m614 XAVIER The way what is going to be? +m614 MAGNETO If I could make you understand. If you could just be made to see it the way I do. The way it's going to be. +m614 MAGNETO Let's just say that I am out to make some radical changes. Now come on Charles. For old times sake for your sake... Leave him to me. +m614 XAVIER You definition of definitive was always a bit extreme for me Max. What is it like these days? +m614 MAGNETO Still trying to make the world safe for our kind. Still trying to find a way to introduce ourselves -- definitively. +m614 XAVIER Is that so? +m614 XAVIER What do you want with him? +m614 MAGNETO The two in Alaska. Just how do you people manage to be in the right place at the right time? Still tinkering with Cerebro? +m614 XAVIER Not at the cost of lives Max. +m614 MAGNETO I am trying to save our kind Charles. You should do the same. +m614 XAVIER And I'll never understand terrorists. +m614 MAGNETO I'll never understand your regard for them Charles. diff --git a/assets/movie_titles.tsv b/assets/movie_titles.tsv new file mode 100644 index 0000000..bc16922 --- /dev/null +++ b/assets/movie_titles.tsv @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +m337 star wars: the empire strikes back 1982 8.00 42 ['animation' 'adventure' 'action' 'fantasy'] +m489 star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi 1983 8.30 215058 ['action' 'adventure' 'fantasy' 'sci-fi'] +m529 star wars 1977 8.80 326619 ['action' 'adventure' 'fantasy' 'sci-fi'] +m189 spider-man 2002 7.40 169898 ['action' 'adventure' 'fantasy' 'sci-fi' 'action' 'adventure' 'sci-fi' 'thriller'] +m262 batman 1989 7.60 112731 ['crime' 'drama' 'thriller' 'action' 'adventure' 'crime'] +m544 superman 1978 7.30 51172 ['action' 'family' 'sci-fi'] +m86 hellboy 2004 6.80 68619 ['action' 'adventure' 'fantasy'] +m98 indiana jones and the last crusade 1989 8.30 174947 ['action' 'adventure' 'thriller' 'action' 'adventure' 'fantasy'] +m159 pirates of the caribbean 2003 7.20 329 ['adventure' 'fantasy' 'horror'] +m491 rocky 1976 8.10 100022 ['drama' 'romance' 'sport'] +m614 x-men 2000 7.40 122149 ['action' 'sci-fi'] diff --git a/src/idiom/idiom.rs b/src/idiom/idiom.rs new file mode 100644 index 0000000..99d9605 --- /dev/null +++ b/src/idiom/idiom.rs @@ -0,0 +1,70 @@ +use std::collections::HashMap; +use itertools::Itertools; +use lazy_static::lazy_static; +use regex::Regex; +use bimap::BiMap; +use super::top_freqs::TopFreqs; +const PLACE_VOC_LEN: usize = 200; +const PERSON_VOC_LEN: usize = 100; +const UNIQUENESS: f32 = 100.; +// computed so that (INV-1.)*UNIQUENESS = 1. +const INV: f32 = 1.+1./UNIQUENESS; + +lazy_static! { + static ref RE_TOKEN: Regex = Regex::new(r"\w+").unwrap(); +} + +fn tokenize(text: String) -> Vec<(String, f32)> { + let mut counts: HashMap = HashMap::new(); + for token in RE_TOKEN.find_iter(&text) { + *counts.entry(token.as_str().to_string()).or_default() += 1; + } + counts.into_iter().map(|(k, v)| (k, v as f32)).collect() +} + +pub struct Idioms { + places: HashMap>, + people: HashMap>, + tokens: BiMap, +} + + +impl Idioms { + pub fn new() -> Self { + let mut tokens = BiMap::new(); + // reserve slot 0 for empty string + tokens.insert(String::new(), 0); + Self { + places: HashMap::new(), people: HashMap::new(), tokens + } + } + + pub fn update(&mut self, place: String, person: String, message: String) { + let place_voc = self.places.entry(place).or_insert(TopFreqs::new()); + let user_voc = self.people.entry(person).or_insert(TopFreqs::new()); + let tokens = tokenize(message); + for (token, value) in tokens { + let idx = match self.tokens.get_by_left(&token) { + Some(v) => *v, + None => { + let v = self.tokens.len(); + self.tokens.insert(token, v); + v + } + }; + place_voc.add(idx, value); + user_voc.add(idx, (INV-place_voc.get(&idx))*UNIQUENESS); + } + } + + pub fn idiom(&self, person: String) -> Vec<(String, f32)> { + let res = match self.people.get(&person) { + Some(voc) => voc.data.clone().into_iter() + .filter(|(idx, _)| *idx == 0).collect_vec(), + None => Vec::new() + }; + res.into_iter() + .map(|(idx, v)| (self.tokens.get_by_right(&idx).unwrap().clone(), v)) + .collect_vec() + } +} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/src/idiom/mod.rs b/src/idiom/mod.rs new file mode 100644 index 0000000..06d8af2 --- /dev/null +++ b/src/idiom/mod.rs @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +mod idiom; +mod top_freqs; +pub use idiom::Idioms; \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/src/idiom/top_freqs.rs b/src/idiom/top_freqs.rs new file mode 100644 index 0000000..fa2bd9b --- /dev/null +++ b/src/idiom/top_freqs.rs @@ -0,0 +1,47 @@ +use itertools::enumerate; +const AGING: f32 = 0.9; + +pub struct TopFreqs { + pub data: [(T, f32); S], +} + +impl TopFreqs { + pub fn new() -> Self { + Self { + data: core::array::from_fn(|_| (T::default(), 0.)) + } + } + + pub fn get(&self, entry: &T) -> f32 { + if let Some((_, v)) = self.data.iter().find(|(key, _)| key == entry) { + *v + } else { + 0. + } + } + + pub fn age(&mut self) { + self.data.iter_mut().for_each(|(_, v)| *v *= AGING); + } + + pub fn add(&mut self, entry: T, value: f32) { + let mut idx = None; + for (i, (key, v)) in enumerate(&self.data) { + if key == &entry { + idx = Some(i); + break + } + if value > *v { + idx = Some(i); + } + } + if let Some(i) = idx { + if self.data[i].0 == entry { + self.data[i].1 += value; + } else { + self.age(); + self.data[i] = (entry, value); + } + } + } +} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/src/main.rs b/src/main.rs index 0f606cc..0988f70 100644 --- a/src/main.rs +++ b/src/main.rs @@ -1,25 +1,27 @@ -mod wordcloud; -use serenity::utils::Color; -use wordcloud::{wordcloud, Token}; - -fn test_tokens() -> Vec<(Token, f32)> { - vec![ - (Token::IMG("assets/images/kek.webp".to_string()), 0.01), - (Token::IMG("assets/images/kingsip.webp".to_string()), 0.005), - (Token::TEXT("KeK'".to_string()), 0.02), - (Token::TEXT("Sauce".to_string()), 0.01), - (Token::TEXT("Polisson".to_string()), 0.005), - (Token::TEXT("C'est".to_string()), 0.005), - (Token::TEXT("la".to_string()), 0.005), - (Token::TEXT("fête".to_string()), 0.005) - ] -} +mod idiom; +use std::fs::File; +use std::io::{prelude::*, BufReader}; +use idiom::Idioms; +use itertools::Itertools; +use wordcloud_rs::*; fn main() { - let font = include_bytes!("../assets/whitneymedium.otf") as &[u8]; - // Parse it into the font type. - let font = fontdue::Font::from_bytes(font, fontdue::FontSettings::default()).unwrap(); - - let wc = wordcloud(font, (800, 400), test_tokens(), Some(Color::from_rgb(220, 240, 60))); - wc.save("test.png").unwrap(); + let mut idioms = Idioms::new(); + let file = File::open("assets/movie_lines.tsv").unwrap(); + let reader = BufReader::new(file); + for line_res in reader.lines() { + if let Ok(line) = line_res { + let record = line.split("\t").collect_vec(); + if record.len() == 3 { + idioms.update( + String::new(), record[1].to_string(), record[2].to_string() + ); + } + } + } + let person = "SPIDER-MAN".to_string(); + let tokens = idioms.idiom(person).into_iter() + .map(|(token, v)| (Token::Text(token), v)).collect_vec(); + let img = WordCloud::new().generate(tokens); + img.save("test.png").unwrap(); } diff --git a/src/wordcloud/colors.rs b/src/wordcloud/colors.rs deleted file mode 100644 index 1283d98..0000000 --- a/src/wordcloud/colors.rs +++ /dev/null @@ -1,57 +0,0 @@ -use lazy_static::lazy_static; -use palette::{rgb::Rgba, FromColor, Lcha, Hue}; -use image::{Rgba as IRgba}; -use serenity::utils::Color; -use rand::{self, rngs::ThreadRng, distributions::Uniform, prelude::Distribution}; - -const ANGLES: [i32; 5] = [ - -15, 0, 15, 180-15, 180+15 -]; - -lazy_static! { - static ref INDEXES: Uniform = Uniform::from(0..ANGLES.len()); - static ref H_NOISE: Uniform = Uniform::from(-2.0..2.); - static ref C_NOISE: Uniform = Uniform::from(-10.0..10.); -} - -pub struct Colors { - anchor: Lcha, - rng: ThreadRng -} - -fn convert_color(color: Rgba) -> IRgba { - IRgba([ - (color.red*255.) as u8, - (color.green*255.) as u8, - (color.blue*255.) as u8, - (color.alpha*255.) as u8, - ]) -} - -impl Colors { - pub fn new(color_opt: Option) -> Self { - let color: Rgba = match color_opt { - Some(color) => Rgba::new( - color.r() as f32/255., - color.g() as f32/255., - color.b() as f32/255., - 1. - ), - None => Rgba::new(1., 1., 1., 1.) - }; - let mut anchor = Lcha::from_color(color); - anchor.chroma = anchor.chroma.max(20.); - Self { - rng: rand::thread_rng(), - anchor - } - } - - pub fn get(&mut self) -> IRgba { - let angle = ANGLES[INDEXES.sample(&mut self.rng)] as f32; - let hue_shift = angle+H_NOISE.sample(&mut self.rng); - let mut new_color = self.anchor.shift_hue(hue_shift); - new_color.chroma += C_NOISE.sample(&mut self.rng); - convert_color(Rgba::from_color(new_color)) - } -} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/src/wordcloud/hxbitmap.rs b/src/wordcloud/hxbitmap.rs deleted file mode 100644 index 7a42ca8..0000000 --- a/src/wordcloud/hxbitmap.rs +++ /dev/null @@ -1,175 +0,0 @@ -use std::{ops::{Shl, Shr}, fmt::Display, vec}; -use anyhow::{Result, anyhow}; -use itertools::{iproduct, enumerate}; -use super::{util::{bits, next_multiple}, ring_reader::RingReader}; -use rand::thread_rng; -use rand::seq::SliceRandom; -pub const CHARS: [&str; 2] = [" ", "█"]; -// Horizontally Accelerated Bitmap -#[derive(Clone)] -pub struct HXBitmap { - // official width - pub width: usize, - // height - pub height: usize, - // allocated width - _w: usize, - // _w/usize::BITS - vec_w: usize, - data: Vec, - // efficiently spreads content around - poses: RingReader<(usize, usize)> -} - -impl HXBitmap { - pub fn new(width: usize, height: usize) -> Self { - let _w = next_multiple(width, usize::BITS as usize); - let vec_w = _w/usize::BITS as usize; - let mut poses = Vec::from_iter(iproduct!(0..vec_w, 0..(height-3))); - poses.shuffle(&mut thread_rng()); - Self { - width, height, _w, vec_w, data: vec![0; vec_w*height], - poses: RingReader::new(poses) - } - } - - fn idx2d(&self, i: usize) -> (usize, usize) { - (i.rem_euclid(self.vec_w), i/self.vec_w) - } - - fn idx1d(&self, vec_x: usize, y: usize) -> usize { - vec_x+y*self.vec_w - } - - fn iter2d(&self) -> impl Iterator { - enumerate(&self.data).map(|(i, v)| (v, self.idx2d(i))) - } - - fn h_offsets(&self) -> Vec { - // only do the offsets if it's 1 usize long cause it's hellish otherwise - if self.vec_w > 1 { - vec![self.clone()] - } else { - let max = *self.data.iter().max().unwrap(); - (0..max.leading_zeros()).into_iter().map(|hshift| self.clone() << hshift).collect() - } - } - - fn overlaps(&self, other: &Self, vec_x: usize, y: usize) -> bool { - for (v, (dx, dy)) in other.iter2d() { - let i = self.idx1d(vec_x+dx, y+dy); - if self.data[i] & v != 0 { - return true; - } - } - false - } - - fn set(&mut self, value: usize, vec_x: usize, y: usize) { - let i = self.idx1d(vec_x, y); - self.data[i] |= value; - } - - pub fn add(&mut self, other: &Self, vec_x: usize, y: usize) { - for (v, (dx, dy)) in other.iter2d() { - self.set(*v, vec_x+dx, y+dy); - } - } - - pub fn add_bitmap(&mut self, other_width: usize, other_data: &Vec, x: usize, y: usize) { - let mut buff: usize = 0; - let _dx = x.rem_euclid(usize::BITS as usize); - let _x = x/usize::BITS as usize; - let mut dx: usize = _dx; - let mut vec_x = _x; - let mut vec_y = y; - for (i, val) in enumerate(other_data) { - if i != 0 && i % other_width == 0 { - self.set(buff, vec_x, vec_y); - buff = 0; - dx = _dx; - vec_x = _x; - vec_y += 1; - } - buff += ((*val).min(1) as usize) << dx; - dx += 1; - if dx as u32 == usize::BITS { - self.set(buff, vec_x, vec_y); - buff = 0; - dx = 0; - vec_x += 1; - } - } - } - - pub fn place(&mut self, other: Self) -> Result<(usize, usize)> { - if other.width > self.width || other.height > self.height { - return Err(anyhow!( - "Bitmap: Can't fit {:?} into {:?}", (other.width, other.height), (self.width, self.height) - )); - } - let others = other.h_offsets(); - while let Some((vec_x, y)) = self.poses.next() { - if y+other.height < self.height { - for (dx, other) in enumerate(&others) { - if vec_x*usize::BITS as usize+dx+other.width >= self.width { - break; - } - if !self.overlaps(other, vec_x, y) { - self.add(other, vec_x, y); - self.poses.reset(); - return Ok((vec_x*usize::BITS as usize + dx, y)); - } - } - } - } - return Err(anyhow!("Bitmap: Not enough room left to fit the object")); - } -} - -impl Shl for HXBitmap { - type Output = HXBitmap; - - fn shl(self, rhs: u32) -> Self::Output { - // A naive shift that only works when width = 1 - Self { - width: self.width, - height: self.height, - _w: self._w, - vec_w: self.vec_w, - data: self.data.into_iter().map(|v| v << rhs).collect(), - poses: self.poses.clone() - } - } -} - -impl Shr for HXBitmap { - type Output = HXBitmap; - - fn shr(self, rhs: u32) -> Self::Output { - // A naive shift that only works when width = 1 - Self { - width: self.width, - height: self.height, - _w: self._w, - vec_w: self.vec_w, - data: self.data.into_iter().map(|v| v >> rhs).collect(), - poses: self.poses.clone() - } - } -} - -impl Display for HXBitmap { - fn fmt(&self, f: &mut std::fmt::Formatter<'_>) -> std::fmt::Result { - let mut res = "|".to_string(); - for (i, v) in enumerate(&self.data) { - if i != 0 && i % self.vec_w == 0 { - res.push_str("\n|"); - } - for b in bits(*v) { - res.push_str(CHARS[b]); - } - } - write!(f, "{}\n", res) - } -} diff --git a/src/wordcloud/image.rs b/src/wordcloud/image.rs deleted file mode 100644 index 94ba0f8..0000000 --- a/src/wordcloud/image.rs +++ /dev/null @@ -1,41 +0,0 @@ -use std::fmt::Display; -use image::{open, imageops::FilterType, GenericImage, RgbaImage, DynamicImage, GenericImageView}; -use itertools::Itertools; -use std::path::Path; -use super::{rasterisable::Rasterisable, hxbitmap::HXBitmap}; - -pub struct Image { - path: String, - image: DynamicImage -} - -impl Image { - pub fn new(path: String, size: f32) -> Self { - let image = open(&path).unwrap(); - let ratio = image.height() as f32/image.width() as f32; - let image = image.resize(size as u32, (size*ratio) as u32, FilterType::Nearest); - Self {path, image} - } -} - -impl Display for Image { - fn fmt(&self, f: &mut std::fmt::Formatter<'_>) -> std::fmt::Result { - write!(f, "{:?}", Path::new(&self.path).file_name()) - } -} - -impl Rasterisable for Image { - fn to_bitmap(&self) -> HXBitmap { - let mut bitmap = HXBitmap::new(self.image.width() as usize, self.image.height() as usize); - let alphas = self.image.as_bytes().iter().skip(3).step_by(4).cloned().collect_vec(); - bitmap.add_bitmap(self.image.width() as usize, &alphas, 0, 0); - bitmap - } - - fn draw(&self, image: &mut RgbaImage, pos: (usize, usize)) { - let mut subimg = image.sub_image( - pos.0 as u32, pos.1 as u32, self.image.width(), self.image.height() - ); - subimg.copy_from(&self.image, 0, 0).unwrap(); - } -} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/src/wordcloud/indexed_chars.rs b/src/wordcloud/indexed_chars.rs deleted file mode 100644 index 2fc885b..0000000 --- a/src/wordcloud/indexed_chars.rs +++ /dev/null @@ -1,29 +0,0 @@ -trait Palette { - fn index(&mut self, elem: E) -> usize; -} - -impl Palette for Vec { - fn index(&mut self, elem: E) -> usize { - self.iter().position(|other| *other == elem).unwrap_or({ - // Element is not present in the palette - self.push(elem); - self.len() - 1 - }) - } -} - -pub struct IndexedChars { - pub indexes: Vec, - pub chars: Vec -} - -impl IndexedChars { - pub fn new(text: &String) -> Self { - let mut indexes = Vec::new(); - let mut chars = Vec::new(); - for c in text.chars() { - indexes.push(chars.index(c)); - } - Self { indexes, chars } - } -} diff --git a/src/wordcloud/mod.rs b/src/wordcloud/mod.rs deleted file mode 100644 index bb0b7f4..0000000 --- a/src/wordcloud/mod.rs +++ /dev/null @@ -1,10 +0,0 @@ -mod wordcloud; -mod hxbitmap; -mod util; -mod colors; -mod indexed_chars; -mod text; -mod image; -mod rasterisable; -mod ring_reader; -pub use wordcloud::{wordcloud, Token}; \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/src/wordcloud/rasterisable.rs b/src/wordcloud/rasterisable.rs deleted file mode 100644 index bad0d54..0000000 --- a/src/wordcloud/rasterisable.rs +++ /dev/null @@ -1,10 +0,0 @@ -use super::hxbitmap::HXBitmap; -use image::RgbaImage; -use palette::rgb::Rgba; -use std::fmt::{Debug, Display}; - -pub trait Rasterisable: Display { - fn to_bitmap(&self) -> HXBitmap; - - fn draw(&self, image: &mut RgbaImage, pos: (usize, usize)); -} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/src/wordcloud/ring_reader.rs b/src/wordcloud/ring_reader.rs deleted file mode 100644 index f4c0d6c..0000000 --- a/src/wordcloud/ring_reader.rs +++ /dev/null @@ -1,36 +0,0 @@ -#[derive(Clone)] -pub struct RingReader { - data: Vec, - start: usize, - end: usize, -} - -impl RingReader { - pub fn new(data: Vec) -> Self { - Self { - end: data.len(), - data: data, - start: 0 - } - } - - pub fn next(&mut self) -> Option { - if self.start == self.end { - return None - } - if self.start >= self.data.len() { - self.start = 0; - } - let res = self.data[self.start]; - self.start += 1; - Some(res) - } - - pub fn reset(&mut self) { - self.end = if self.start == 0 { - self.data.len() - } else { - self.start-1 - }; - } -} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/src/wordcloud/text.rs b/src/wordcloud/text.rs deleted file mode 100644 index df9db41..0000000 --- a/src/wordcloud/text.rs +++ /dev/null @@ -1,66 +0,0 @@ -use fontdue::{Font, layout::{Layout, CoordinateSystem, TextStyle}, Metrics}; -use image::{RgbaImage, GenericImage, Rgba}; -use itertools::enumerate; -use super::{hxbitmap::{HXBitmap}, rasterisable::Rasterisable, indexed_chars::IndexedChars}; -use std::{iter::zip, fmt::Display}; - -pub struct Text { - text: String, - layout: Layout, - glyphs: Vec<(Metrics, Vec)>, - color: Rgba, -} - -impl Text { - pub fn new(text: String, font: Font, size: f32, color: Rgba) -> Self { - let fonts = [font]; - let mut layout = Layout::new(CoordinateSystem::PositiveYDown); - layout.append(&fonts, &TextStyle::new(text.as_str(), size, 0)); - let indexed = IndexedChars::new(&text); - let glyphs: Vec<_> = indexed.chars.iter().map(|c| fonts[0].rasterize(*c, size)).collect(); - Self { text, layout, glyphs, color } - } -} - -fn compute_dim(layout: &Layout) -> (usize, usize) { - let (mut x1, mut y1, mut x2, mut y2): (i32, i32, i32, i32) = (0, 0, 0, 0); - for pos in layout.glyphs() { - x1 = x1.min(pos.x as i32); - y1 = y1.min(pos.y as i32); - x2 = x2.max(pos.x as i32+pos.width as i32); - y2 = y2.max(pos.y as i32+pos.height as i32); - } - return (1+(x2-x1) as usize, (y2-y1) as usize) -} - -impl Display for Text { - fn fmt(&self, f: &mut std::fmt::Formatter<'_>) -> std::fmt::Result { - write!(f, "{}", self.text) - } -} - -impl Rasterisable for Text { - fn to_bitmap(&self) -> HXBitmap { - let dim = compute_dim(&self.layout); - let mut bitmap = HXBitmap::new(dim.0, dim.1); - for (pos, (metrics, char_bitmap)) in zip(self.layout.glyphs(), &self.glyphs) { - bitmap.add_bitmap(metrics.width, char_bitmap, pos.x as usize, pos.y as usize); - } - bitmap - } - - fn draw(&self, image: &mut RgbaImage, pos: (usize, usize)) { - for (dpos, (metrics, char_bitmap)) in zip(self.layout.glyphs(), &self.glyphs) { - let x = pos.0 as u32 + dpos.x as u32; - let y = pos.1 as u32 + dpos.y as u32; - let mut subimg = image.sub_image(x, y, metrics.width as u32, metrics.height as u32); - for (i, value) in enumerate(char_bitmap) { - let dx = i % metrics.width; - let dy = i / metrics.width; - let mut color = self.color.clone(); - color.0[3] = (color.0[3] as f32*(*value as f32)/255.) as u8; - subimg.put_pixel(dx as u32, dy as u32, color); - } - } - } -} diff --git a/src/wordcloud/util.rs b/src/wordcloud/util.rs deleted file mode 100644 index 0038f42..0000000 --- a/src/wordcloud/util.rs +++ /dev/null @@ -1,33 +0,0 @@ -pub fn next_multiple(x: usize, m: usize) -> usize { - // https://math.stackexchange.com/q/291468/682201 - ((x-1)|(m-1)) + 1 -} - -// Little Endian - left most bit is smallest -pub fn bits(v: usize) -> [usize; usize::BITS as usize] { - let mut res = [0; usize::BITS as usize]; - for i in 0..(usize::BITS as usize) { - res[i] = (v >> i) & 1; - assert!(res[i] <= 1); - } - res -} - -fn unbits(bits: [usize; usize::BITS as usize]) -> usize { - return bits.into_iter().rev().fold(0, |acc, curr| (acc << 1) + curr); -} - -mod tests { - use super::*; - - fn test_roundtrip(n: usize) { - assert_eq!(unbits(bits(n)), n) - } - - #[test] - fn test_bits() { - test_roundtrip(0); - test_roundtrip(1); - test_roundtrip(1532); - } -} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/src/wordcloud/wordcloud.rs b/src/wordcloud/wordcloud.rs deleted file mode 100644 index 4f16696..0000000 --- a/src/wordcloud/wordcloud.rs +++ /dev/null @@ -1,62 +0,0 @@ -use fontdue::Font; -use serenity::utils::Color; -use super::{hxbitmap::HXBitmap, colors::Colors, text::Text, rasterisable::Rasterisable, image::Image}; -use image::RgbaImage; -// Biggest possible word will take 1/FRACTION of the image -const FRACTION: usize = 4; -pub enum Token { - TEXT(String), - IMG(String) -} - -struct WorldCloud { - bitmap: HXBitmap, - pub image: RgbaImage, -} - -impl WorldCloud { - pub fn new(dim: (usize, usize)) -> Self { - let bitmap = HXBitmap::new(dim.0, dim.1); - let image = RgbaImage::new(dim.0 as u32, dim.1 as u32); - Self { bitmap, image } - } - - pub fn add(&mut self, token: Box) -> bool { - let bitmap = token.to_bitmap(); - match self.bitmap.place(bitmap) { - Ok(pos) => { - token.draw(&mut self.image, pos); - println!("Placed `{}` at {:?}", token, pos); - true - }, - Err(err) => { - println!("{:?}", err); - false - } - } - } -} - -pub fn size_factor(dim: (usize, usize), tokens: &Vec<(Token, f32)>) -> f32 { - let sum = tokens.iter().fold(0., |i, (_, s)| i+s); - let c = dim.0/FRACTION; - 2.*c as f32/sum -} - -pub fn wordcloud(font: Font, dim: (usize, usize), mut tokens: Vec<(Token, f32)>, primary: Option) -> RgbaImage { - let c = size_factor(dim, &tokens); - tokens.sort_by(|(_, s1), (_, s2)| s2.partial_cmp(s1).unwrap()); - let mut colors = Colors::new(primary); - let mut wc = WorldCloud::new(dim); - for (token, size) in tokens { - let rasterisable: Box = match token { - Token::TEXT(text) => Box::new(Text::new(text, font.clone(), size*c, colors.get())), - Token::IMG(path) => Box::new(Image::new(path, size*c)) - }; - if !wc.add(rasterisable) { - break; - } - } - // println!("Wordcloud bitmap ({}x{})\n{}", wc.bitmap.width, wc.bitmap.height, wc.bitmap); - wc.image -} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/test.png b/test.png index 27bdfe7..6cb03e2 100644 Binary files a/test.png and b/test.png differ