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ham Yay can't wait to party together!
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ham "Oh! Shit, I thought that was your trip! Loooooool ... That just makes SO much more sense now ... *grins* and the sofa reference was ... The ""sleep on a couch"" link you sent me ... Wasn't that how you went on your trip ? Oh ... And didn't your babe go with you for that celebration with your rents?"
ham Okey dokey swashbuckling stuff what oh.
ham "Watching cartoon, listening music & at eve had to go temple & church.. What about u?"
ham "1. Tension face 2. Smiling face 3. Waste face 4. Innocent face 5.Terror face 6.Cruel face 7.Romantic face 8.Lovable face 9.decent face <#> .joker face."
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ham I know dat feelin had it with Pete! Wuld get with em , nuther place nuther time mayb?
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ham alright tyler's got a minor crisis and has to be home sooner than he thought so be here asap
ham When/where do I pick you up
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ham "New Theory: Argument wins d SITUATION, but loses the PERSON. So dont argue with ur friends just.. . . . kick them & say, I'm always correct.!"
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ham Japanese Proverb: If one Can do it, U too Can do it, If none Can do it,U must do it Indian version: If one Can do it, LET HIM DO it.. If none Can do it,LEAVE it!! And finally Kerala version: If one can do it, Stop him doing it.. If none can do it, Make a strike against it ...
ham Sounds like there could be a lot of time spent in that chastity device boy ... *grins* ... Or take your beatings like a good dog. Going to lounge in a nice long bath now ?
ham Its worse if if uses half way then stops. Its better for him to complete it.
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ham no, i *didn't* mean to post it. I wrote it, and like so many other times i've ritten stuff to you, i let it sit there. it WAS what i was feeling at the time. I was angry. Before i left, i hit send, then stop. It wasn't there. I checked on my phone when i got to my car. It wasn't there. You said you didn't sleep, you were bored. So why wouldn't THAT be the time to clean, fold laundry, etc.? At least make the bed?
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ham Then anything special?
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ham Ü go home liao? Ask dad to pick me up at 6...
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ham I'm already back home so no probably not
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ham Hi its me you are probably having too much fun to get this message but i thought id txt u cos im bored! and james has been farting at me all night
ham hi baby im sat on the bloody bus at the mo and i wont be home until about 7:30 wanna do somethin later? call me later ortxt back jess xx
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ham Ahhhh...just woken up!had a bad dream about u tho,so i dont like u right now :) i didnt know anything about comedy night but i guess im up for it.
ham I'm vivek:)i got call from your number.
ham Why didn't u call on your lunch?
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ham I will cme i want to go to hos 2morow. After that i wil cme. This what i got from her dear what to do. She didnt say any time
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ham That's y u haf 2 keep me busy...
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ham We made it! Eta at taunton is 12:30 as planned, hope that‘s still okday?! Good to see you! :-xx
ham I'm hungry buy smth home...
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ham ILL B DOWN SOON
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ham Hey gals...U all wanna meet 4 dinner at nìte?
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ham "I want to sent <#> mesages today. Thats y. Sorry if i hurts"
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ham "Keep ur problems in ur heart, b'coz nobody will fight for u. Only u & u have to fight for ur self & win the battle. -VIVEKANAND- G 9t.. SD.."
ham Yeah, give me a call if you've got a minute
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ham Amazing : If you rearrange these letters it gives the same meaning... Dormitory = Dirty room Astronomer = Moon starer The eyes = They see Election results = Lies lets recount Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler Eleven plus two =Twelve plus one Its Amazing... !:-)
ham Aiya we discuss later lar... Pick ü up at 4 is it?
ham Hey happy birthday...
ham Sorry i missed your call. Can you please call back.
ham Omg if its not one thing its another. My cat has worms :/ when does this bad day end?
ham Good morning, im suffering from fever and dysentry ..will not be able to come to office today.
ham I wont do anything de.
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ham My fri ah... Okie lor,goin 4 my drivin den go shoppin after tt...
ham Gokila is talking with you aha:)
ham Hi Shanil,Rakhesh here.thanks,i have exchanged the uncut diamond stuff.leaving back. Excellent service by Dino and Prem.
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ham "But i'm really really broke oh. No amount is too small even <#> "
ham Sorry about that this is my mates phone and i didnt write it love Kate
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ham Ah, well that confuses things, doesnt it? I thought was friends with now. Maybe i did the wrong thing but i already sort of invited -tho he may not come cos of money.
ham Aight, call me once you're close
ham Nope thats fine. I might have a nap tho!
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ham "A Boy loved a gal. He propsd bt she didnt mind. He gv lv lttrs, Bt her frnds threw thm. Again d boy decided 2 aproach d gal , dt time a truck was speeding towards d gal. Wn it was about 2 hit d girl,d boy ran like hell n saved her. She asked 'hw cn u run so fast?' D boy replied ""Boost is d secret of my energy"" n instantly d girl shouted ""our energy"" n Thy lived happily 2gthr drinking boost evrydy Moral of d story:- I hv free msgs:D;): gud ni8"
ham "I wnt to buy a BMW car urgently..its vry urgent.but hv a shortage of <#> Lacs.there is no source to arng dis amt. <#> lacs..thats my prob"
ham Ding me on ya break fassyole! Blacko from londn
ham I REALLY NEED 2 KISS U I MISS U MY BABY FROM UR BABY 4EVA
ham The sign of maturity is not when we start saying big things.. But actually it is, when we start understanding small things... *HAVE A NICE EVENING* BSLVYL
ham Oh you got many responsibilities.
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ham I've reached sch already...
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ham U definitely need a module from e humanities dis sem izzit? U wan 2 take other modules 1st?
ham "Argh why the fuck is nobody in town ;_;"
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ham "Oops I did have it, <#> ?"
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ham He is impossible to argue with and he always treats me like his sub, like he never released me ... Which he did and I will remind him of that if necessary
ham After my work ah... Den 6 plus lor... U workin oso rite... Den go orchard lor, no other place to go liao...
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ham Cuz ibored. And don wanna study
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ham Any way where are you and what doing.
ham That sucks. I'll go over so u can do my hair. You'll do it free right?
ham "it's still not working. And this time i also tried adding zeros. That was the savings. The checking is <#> "
ham Hmm... Dunno leh, mayb a bag 4 goigng out dat is not too small. Or jus anything except perfume, smth dat i can keep.
ham Sday only joined.so training we started today:)
ham Sorry * was at the grocers.
ham There are some nice pubs near here or there is Frankie n Bennys near the warner cinema?
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ham Yup... I havent been there before... You want to go for the yoga? I can call up to book
ham Oh shut it. Omg yesterday I had a dream that I had 2 kids both boys. I was so pissed. Not only about the kids but them being boys. I even told mark in my dream that he was changing diapers cause I'm not getting owed in the face.
ham Yeah I imagine he would be really gentle. Unlike the other docs who treat their patients like turkeys.
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ham Hi darlin im on helens fone im gonna b up the princes 2 nite please come up tb love Kate
ham I'm in office now da:)where are you?
ham Aiyar u so poor thing... I give u my support k... Jia you! I'll think of u...
ham Oh unintentionally not bad timing. Great. Fingers the trains play along! Will give fifteen min warning.
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ham K..then come wenever u lik to come and also tel vikky to come by getting free time..:-)
ham Pls call me da. What happen.
ham Happy new year to u and ur family...may this new year bring happiness , stability and tranquility to ur vibrant colourful life:):)
ham No problem with the renewal. I.ll do it right away but i dont know his details.
ham Idk. I'm sitting here in a stop and shop parking lot right now bawling my eyes out because i feel like i'm a failure in everything. Nobody wants me and now i feel like i'm failing you.
ham Haven't left yet so probably gonna be here til dinner
ham "Like <#> , same question"
ham MY NEW YEARS EVE WAS OK. I WENT TO A PARTY WITH MY BOYFRIEND. WHO IS THIS SI THEN HEY
ham Sir, I need Velusamy sir's date of birth and company bank facilities details.
ham K k:) sms chat with me.
ham I will come with karnan car. Please wait till 6pm will directly goto doctor.
ham No but the bluray player can
ham Ok... Then r we meeting later?
ham Lol no. I just need to cash in my nitros. Hurry come on before I crash out!
ham Just send a text. We'll skype later.
ham Ok leave no need to ask
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ham Ü still got lessons? Ü in sch?
ham Y she dun believe leh? I tot i told her it's true already. I thk she muz c us tog then she believe.
ham Oh did you charge camera
ham I‘ve got some salt, you can rub it in my open wounds if you like!
ham Now i'm going for lunch.
ham I'm in school now n i'll be in da lab doing some stuff give me a call when ü r done.
ham Oh k. . I will come tomorrow
ham Aight, text me tonight and we'll see what's up
ham U 2.
ham Water logging in desert. Geoenvironmental implications.
ham Raji..pls do me a favour. Pls convey my Birthday wishes to Nimya. Pls. Today is her birthday.
ham Company is very good.environment is terrific and food is really nice:)
ham Very strange. and are watching the 2nd one now but i'm in bed. Sweet dreams, miss u
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ham Hi hope u r both ok, he said he would text and he hasn't, have u seen him, let me down gently please
ham Babe! I fucking love you too !! You know? Fuck it was so good to hear your voice. I so need that. I crave it. I can't get enough. I adore you, Ahmad *kisses*
ham K sure am in my relatives home. Sms me de. Pls:-)
ham I sent them. Do you like?
ham Fuuuuck I need to stop sleepin, sup
ham I'm in town now so i'll jus take mrt down later.
ham I just cooked a rather nice salmon a la you
ham I uploaded mine to Facebook
ham WHAT TIME U WRKIN?
ham Okie
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ham Sorry, I'll call later
ham Oh oh... Den muz change plan liao... Go back have to yan jiu again...
ham It's wylie, you in tampa or sarasota?
ham Ok... Take ur time n enjoy ur dinner...
ham Darren was saying dat if u meeting da ge den we dun meet 4 dinner. Cos later u leave xy will feel awkward. Den u meet him 4 lunch lor.
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ham I like cheap! But i‘m happy to splash out on the wine if it makes you feel better..
ham She.s fine. I have had difficulties with her phone. It works with mine. Can you pls send her another friend request.
ham Ugh my leg hurts. Musta overdid it on mon.
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ham WOT STUDENT DISCOUNT CAN U GET ON BOOKS?
ham Me fine..absolutly fine
ham How come she can get it? Should b quite diff to guess rite...
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ham "I will reach ur home in <#> minutes"
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ham Hi.what you think about match?
ham I know you are thinkin malaria. But relax, children cant handle malaria. She would have been worse and its gastroenteritis. If she takes enough to replace her loss her temp will reduce. And if you give her malaria meds now she will just vomit. Its a self limiting illness she has which means in a few days it will completely stop
ham Dai i downloaded but there is only exe file which i can only run that exe after installing.
ham It is only yesterday true true.
ham K.k.how is your business now?
ham 3 pa but not selected.
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ham I keep ten rs in my shelf:) buy two egg.
ham I am late. I will be there at
ham Well thats nice. Too bad i cant eat it
ham I accidentally brought em home in the box
ham Pls she needs to dat slowly or she will vomit more.
ham I have to take exam with in march 3
ham Jane babes not goin 2 wrk, feel ill after lst nite. Foned in already cover 4 me chuck.:-)
ham 5 nights...We nt staying at port step liao...Too ex
ham If I die I want u to have all my stuffs.
ham OH FUCK. JUSWOKE UP IN A BED ON A BOATIN THE DOCKS. SLEPT WID 25 YEAR OLD. SPINOUT! GIV U DA GOSSIP L8R. XXX
ham Smile in Pleasure Smile in Pain Smile when trouble pours like Rain Smile when sum1 Hurts U Smile becoz SOMEONE still Loves to see u Smiling!!
ham Prabha..i'm soryda..realy..frm heart i'm sory
ham I re-met alex nichols from middle school and it turns out he's dealing!
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ham It means u could not keep ur words.
ham Nope, I'm still in the market
ham I realise you are a busy guy and i'm trying not to be a bother. I have to get some exams outta the way and then try the cars. Do have a gr8 day
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ham Hey what how about your project. Started aha da.
ham Ok cool. See ya then.
ham Am on the uworld site. Am i buying the qbank only or am i buying it with the self assessment also?
ham Your opinion about me? 1. Over 2. Jada 3. Kusruthi 4. Lovable 5. Silent 6. Spl character 7. Not matured 8. Stylish 9. Simple Pls reply..
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ham Yeah I can still give you a ride
ham Jay wants to work out first, how's 4 sound?
ham Gud gud..k, chikku tke care.. sleep well gud nyt
ham Its a part of checking IQ
ham Hmm thinking lor...
ham Of course ! Don't tease me ... You know I simply must see ! *grins* ... Do keep me posted my prey ... *loving smile* *devouring kiss*
ham thanks for the temales it was wonderful. Thank. Have a great week.
ham Thank you princess! I want to see your nice juicy booty...
ham Haven't eaten all day. I'm sitting here staring at this juicy pizza and I can't eat it. These meds are ruining my life.
ham Gud ni8 dear..slp well..take care..swt dreams..Muah..
ham U come n search tat vid..not finishd..
ham K I'm leaving soon, be there a little after 9
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ham Yeah work is fine, started last week, all the same stuff as before, dull but easy and guys are fun!
ham You do your studies alone without anyones help. If you cant no need to study.
ham Please tell me not all of my car keys are in your purse
ham I didnt get anything da
ham Ok... Sweet dreams...
ham Well she's in for a big surprise!
ham "As usual..iam fine, happy & doing well..:)"
ham 1 in cbe. 2 in chennai.
ham Can help u swoop by picking u up from wherever ur other birds r meeting if u want.
ham "If anyone calls for a treadmill say you'll buy it. Make sure its working. I found an ad on Craigslist selling for $ <#> ."
ham I absolutely LOVE South Park! I only recently started watching the office.
ham Did you see that film:)
ham Pls speak with me. I wont ask anything other then you friendship.
ham "Storming msg: Wen u lift d phne, u say ""HELLO"" Do u knw wt is d real meaning of HELLO?? . . . It's d name of a girl..! . . . Yes.. And u knw who is dat girl?? ""Margaret Hello"" She is d girlfrnd f Grahmbell who invnted telphone... . . . . Moral:One can 4get d name of a person, bt not his girlfrnd... G o o d n i g h t . . .@"
ham Gud ni8.swt drms.take care
ham HI DARLIN ITS KATE ARE U UP FOR DOIN SOMETHIN TONIGHT? IM GOING TO A PUB CALLED THE SWAN OR SOMETHING WITH MY PARENTS FOR ONE DRINK SO PHONE ME IF U CAN
ham Anything lar then ü not going home 4 dinner?
ham "ER, ENJOYIN INDIANS AT THE MO..yeP. SaLL gOoD HehE ;> hows bout u shexy? Pete Xx"
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ham Did u fix the teeth?if not do it asap.ok take care.
ham So u wan 2 come for our dinner tonight a not?
ham Hello.How u doing?What u been up 2?When will u b moving out of the flat, cos I will need to arrange to pick up the lamp, etc. Take care. Hello caroline!
ham Its too late:)but its k.wish you the same.
ham Hi. Hope ur day * good! Back from walk, table booked for half eight. Let me know when ur coming over.
ham Oh yeah clearly it's my fault
ham Dunno leh cant remember mayb lor. So wat time r we meeting tmr?
ham "Best msg: It's hard to be with a person, when u know that one more step foward will make u fall in love.. & One step back can ruin ur friendship.. good night:-) ..."
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ham "Helloooo... Wake up..! ""Sweet"" ""morning"" ""welcomes"" ""You"" ""Enjoy"" ""This Day"" ""with full of joy"".. ""GUD MRNG""."
ham "Vikky, come around <TIME> .."
ham And how you will do that, princess? :)
ham I have gone into get info bt dont know what to do
ham Yeah, probably here for a while
ham Sent me ur email id soon
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ham I'm still pretty weak today .. Bad day ?
ham Hey ! Don't forget ... You are MINE ... For ME ... My possession ... MY property ... MMM ... *childish smile* ...
ham An excellent thought by a misundrstud frnd: I knw u hate me bt the day wen u'll knw the truth u'll hate urself:-( Gn:-)
ham Hey! Congrats 2u2. id luv 2 but ive had 2 go home!
ham Dear where you. Call me
ham Xy trying smth now. U eat already? We havent...
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ham I donno its in your genes or something
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ham Alex says he's not ok with you not being ok with it
ham Are u coming to the funeral home
ham My darling sister. How are you doing. When's school resuming. Is there a minimum wait period before you reapply? Do take care
ham I.ll hand her my phone to chat wit u
ham Well good morning mr . Hows london treatin' ya treacle?
ham I can't make it tonight
ham At WHAT TIME should i come tomorrow
ham "About <#> bucks. The banks fees are fixed. Better to call the bank and find out."
ham I can. But it will tell quite long, cos i haven't finish my film yet...
ham "Pls ask macho how much is budget for bb bold 2 is cos i saw a new one for <#> dollars."
ham Hi missed your Call and my mumHas beendropping red wine all over theplace! what is your adress?
ham Ill be at yours in about 3 mins but look out for me
ham What you did in leave.
ham I'm coming back on Thursday. Yay. Is it gonna be ok to get the money. Cheers. Oh yeah and how are you. Everything alright. Hows school. Or do you call it work now
ham Jolly good! By the way, will give u tickets for sat eve 7.30. Speak before then x
ham yeah, that's what I was thinking
ham K.k:)i'm going to tirunelvali this week to see my uncle ..i already spend the amount by taking dress .so only i want money.i will give it on feb 1
ham Here got ur favorite oyster... N got my favorite sashimi... Ok lar i dun say already... Wait ur stomach start rumbling...
ham My sister going to earn more than me da.
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ham Hahaha..use your brain dear
ham Jus finish watching tv... U?
ham K, fyi I'm back in my parents' place in south tampa so I might need to do the deal somewhere else
ham Good morning, my Love ... I go to sleep now and wish you a great day full of feeling better and opportunity ... You are my last thought babe, I LOVE YOU *kiss*
ham Kothi print out marandratha.
ham But we havent got da topic yet rite?
ham Ok no problem... Yup i'm going to sch at 4 if i rem correctly...
ham Thanks, I'll keep that in mind
ham Aah bless! How's your arm?
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ham Gal n boy walking in d park. gal-can i hold ur hand? boy-y? do u think i would run away? gal-no, jst wana c how it feels walking in heaven with an prince..GN:-)
ham What makes you most happy?
ham Wishing you a wonderful week.
ham Sweet heart how are you?
ham Sir, waiting for your letter.
ham Dude im no longer a pisces. Im an aquarius now.
ham X course it 2yrs. Just so her messages on messenger lik you r sending me
ham I think steyn surely get one wicket:)
ham Neither [in sterm voice] - i'm studying. All fine with me! Not sure the thing will be resolved, tho. Anyway. Have a fab hols
ham Garbage bags, eggs, jam, bread, hannaford wheat chex
ham "No. It's not pride. I'm almost <#> years old and shouldn't be takin money from my kid. You're not supposed to have to deal with this stuff. This is grownup stuff--why i don't tell you."
ham Sounds better than my evening im just doing my costume. Im not sure what time i finish tomorrow but i will txt you at the end.
ham "My birthday is on feb <#> da. ."
ham So when do you wanna gym?
ham You'd like that wouldn't you? Jerk!
ham Are u awake? Is there snow there?
ham And of course you should make a stink!
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ham No go. No openings for that room 'til after thanksgiving without an upcharge.
ham When you guys planning on coming over?
ham Wat ü doing now?
ham My Parents, My Kidz, My Friends n My Colleagues. All screaming.. SURPRISE !! and I was waiting on the sofa.. ... ..... ' NAKED...!
ham No sir. That's why i had an 8-hr trip on the bus last week. Have another audition next wednesday but i think i might drive this time.
ham Do I? I thought I put it back in the box
ham I'm home...
ham No one interested. May be some business plan.
ham Yup it's at paragon... I havent decided whether 2 cut yet... Hee...
ham Good morning princess! Have a great day!
ham Guai... Ü shd haf seen him when he's naughty... Ü so free today? Can go jogging...
ham Aiyo cos i sms ü then ü neva reply so i wait 4 ü to reply lar. I tot ü havent finish ur lab wat.
ham "Living is very simple.. Loving is also simple.. Laughing is too simple.. Winning is tooo simple.. But, Being 'SIMPLE' is very difficult...;-) :-)"
ham Tell me something. Thats okay.
ham Ok
ham Hmm. Shall i bring a bottle of wine to keep us amused? Just joking! I'll still bring a bottle. Red or white? See you tomorrow
ham "This is ur face test ( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 <#> ) select any number i will tell ur face astrology.... am waiting. quick reply..."
ham Hey, iouri gave me your number, I'm wylie, ryan's friend
ham Yep get with the program. You're slacking.
ham I'm in inside office..still filling forms.don know when they leave me.
ham I think your mentor is , but not 100 percent sure.
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ham Just trying to figure out when I'm suppose to see a couple different people this week. We said we'd get together but I didn't set dates
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ham "Hi mom we might be back later than <#> "
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ham Lol, oh you got a friend for the dog ?
ham Ok., is any problem to u frm him? Wats matter?
ham K I'll head out in a few mins, see you there
ham "Do u konw waht is rael FRIENDSHIP Im gving yuo an exmpel: Jsut ese tihs msg.. Evrey splleing of tihs msg is wrnog.. Bt sitll yuo can raed it wihtuot ayn mitsake.. GOODNIGHT & HAVE A NICE SLEEP..SWEET DREAMS.."
ham I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
ham I don't want you to leave. But i'm barely doing what i can to stay sane. fighting with you constantly isn't helping.
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ham Its sunny in california. The weather's just cool
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ham "I can make it up there, squeezed <#> bucks out of my dad"
ham Good day to You too.Pray for me.Remove the teeth as its painful maintaining other stuff.
ham How are you babes. Hope your doing ok. I had a shit nights sleep. I fell asleep at 5.Im knackered and im dreading work tonight. What are thou upto tonight. X
ham How do friends help us in problems? They give the most stupid suggestion that Lands us into another problem and helps us forgt the previous problem
ham I'm at work. Please call
ham "I will be gentle baby! Soon you will be taking all <#> inches deep inside your tight pussy..."
ham NOT MUCH NO FIGHTS. IT WAS A GOOD NITE!!
ham Ok.ok ok..then..whats ur todays plan
ham Nt joking seriously i told
ham Watching ajith film ah?
ham Ooooooh I forgot to tell u I can get on yoville on my phone
ham All done, all handed in. Don't know if mega shop in asda counts as celebration but thats what i'm doing!
ham I dont know exactly could you ask chechi.
ham Dunno lei shd b driving lor cos i go sch 1 hr oni.
ham As in i want custom officer discount oh.
ham That's necessarily respectful
ham Hi. Hope you had a good day. Have a better night.
ham And he's apparently bffs with carly quick now
ham "HARD BUT TRUE: How much you show & express your love to someone....that much it will hurt when they leave you or you get seperated...!鈥┾??〨ud evening..."
ham Babes I think I got ur brolly I left it in English wil bring it in 2mrw 4 u luv Franxx
ham Hi babe its me thanks for coming even though it didnt go that well!i just wanted my bed! Hope to see you soon love and kisses xxx
ham So gd got free ice cream... I oso wan...
ham "Pls give her prometazine syrup. 5mls then <#> mins later feed."
ham So how many days since then?
ham Dear are you angry i was busy dear
ham Yup he msg me: is tat yijue? Then i tot it's my group mate cos we meeting today mah... I'm askin if ü leaving earlier or wat mah cos mayb ü haf to walk v far...
ham ... Are you in the pub?
ham There is a first time for everything :)
ham Daddy, shu shu is looking 4 u... U wan me 2 tell him u're not in singapore or wat?
ham I ask if u meeting da ge tmr nite...
ham Gr8. So how do you handle the victoria island traffic. Plus when's the album due
ham Nite nite pocay wocay luv u more than n e thing 4eva I promise ring u 2morrowxxxx
ham East coast
ham You should get more chicken broth if you want ramen unless there's some I don't know about
ham My slave! I want you to take 2 or 3 pictures of yourself today in bright light on your cell phone! Bright light!
ham Nope. I just forgot. Will show next week
ham So how are you really. What are you up to. How's the masters. And so on.
ham "I'm at bruce & fowler now but I'm in my mom's car so I can't park (long story)"
ham I dont know oh. Hopefully this month.
ham Hi elaine, is today's meeting confirmed?
ham Ok k..sry i knw 2 siva..tats y i askd..
ham Sorry, I'll call later
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ham And that's fine, I got enough bud to last most of the night at least
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ham aight we can pick some up, you open before tonight?
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ham I thought slide is enough.
ham Yup
ham "Well obviously not because all the people in my cool college life went home ;_;"
ham Ok lor ü reaching then message me.
ham Where's mummy's boy ? Is he being good or bad ? Is he being positive or negative ? Why is mummy being made to wait? Hmmmm?
ham Dhoni have luck to win some big title.so we will win:)
ham Yes princess! I want to please you every night. Your wish is my command...
ham What Today-sunday..sunday is holiday..so no work..
ham "No probably <#> %."
ham Really do hope the work doesnt get stressful. Have a gr8 day.
ham Have you seen who's back at Holby?!
ham Shall call now dear having food
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ham So li hai... Me bored now da lecturer repeating last weeks stuff waste time...
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ham Ofcourse I also upload some songs
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ham K. I will sent it again
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ham K. I will sent it again
ham U studying in sch or going home? Anyway i'll b going 2 sch later.
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ham "Why did I wake up on my own >:("
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ham "Wait . I will msg after <#> min."
ham What i told before i tell. Stupid hear after i wont tell anything to you. You dad called to my brother and spoken. Not with me.
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ham Lol they were mad at first but then they woke up and gave in.
ham I went to project centre
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ham Just making dinner, you ?
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ham Going to join tomorrow.
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ham Its just the effect of irritation. Just ignore it
ham What about this one then.
ham I think that tantrum's finished so yeah I'll be by at some point
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ham I know you are thinkin malaria. But relax, children cant handle malaria. She would have been worse and its gastroenteritis. If she takes enough to replace her loss her temp will reduce. And if you give her malaria meds now she will just vomit. Its a self limiting illness she has which means in a few days it will completely stop
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ham Just sleeping..and surfing
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ham U still havent got urself a jacket ah?
ham "I'm taking derek & taylor to walmart, if I'm not back by the time you're done just leave the mouse on my desk and I'll text you when priscilla's ready"
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ham Cool, what time you think you can get here?
ham Wen did you get so spiritual and deep. That's great
ham Have a safe trip to Nigeria. Wish you happiness and very soon company to share moments with
ham Hahaha..use your brain dear
ham Well keep in mind I've only got enough gas for one more round trip barring a sudden influx of cash
ham Yeh. Indians was nice. Tho it did kane me off a bit he he. We shud go out 4 a drink sometime soon. Mite hav 2 go 2 da works 4 a laugh soon. Love Pete x x
ham Yes i have. So that's why u texted. Pshew...missing you so much
ham "No. I meant the calculation is the same. That <#> units at <#> . This school is really expensive. Have you started practicing your accent. Because its important. And have you decided if you are doing 4years of dental school or if you'll just do the nmde exam."
ham Sorry, I'll call later
ham "if you aren't here in the next <#> hours imma flip my shit"
ham Anything lor. Juz both of us lor.
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ham Ok lor... Sony ericsson salesman... I ask shuhui then she say quite gd 2 use so i considering...
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ham Why don't you wait 'til at least wednesday to see if you get your .
ham Huh y lei...
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ham Will ü b going to esplanade fr home?
ham Pity, * was in mood for that. So...any other suggestions?
ham The guy did some bitching but I acted like i'd be interested in buying something else next week and he gave it to us for free
ham Rofl. Its true to its name