A: Nothing. There are hundreds of hacks of Pokémon games in existence. Why should you waste your time on this one? You shouldn't. Who ever heard of a Pokémon fan game where the main character is a complete failure? That's the worst idea I've ever heard. Why does this exist? Pokémon is about becoming the very best. Not about being the very worst! ...And why does everyone hate you so much? Is there a reason?
Q: Okay, Haha. Very funny. Bashing your own game is trendy now, I see. Be real with me though, what are the cool things about this ROM?
A: How about, a deranged Professor Oak with Alzheimer's? A dad who cares more about being the Pokémon champion than raising his own kid? A mom who is more interested in shooting up than hanging around her worthless son who lives with some stranger named Vinny? Seriously, who is Vinny? He's just... there. I don't even think he's related to you!
A: Oh, definitely not.
A: Nope. Nothing.
Q: What about your rival? He/she must at least be challenging or enough of a douchebag to make you hate them.
A: Just because you asked that, I'm going to make the rival the nicest person in existence. Ah! Now I have another great idea...
Q: If you're such a loser, do you even get a Pokedex? Or... catch your first legendary? You're sucking all the fun out of Pokémon games!
A: Why are you still here?