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 > Classic: a book everyone talks about but no one reads. - Mark Twain
 
+> The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list.
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+> Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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+> If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
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+> Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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 > Ever loved someone so much, you would do anything for them? Yeah, well make that someone yourself and do whatever the hell you want.
 
 > Scientists say that the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.