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Time for some teachings on life and success

One morning, you wake up in a strange room with marshmallows for walls.

(Must be a Tuesday.)

For a second, you decide whether or not to just go back to sleep

A sound from a Hitchcock movie fills the room, then quickly fades away.

Thinking back, there are no memories to suggest that this should have been anything but an ordinary morning. You didn't go out last night, you don't usually take intoxicants, what's happening...?

But it's probably not worth dwelling on that right now, you could be in danger.

Grave danger. Oh No!

(Is there another kind?)

I actually used to know a guy named Dave Granger. We sure had some good times! Anyway, the possibility of danger lurks.

The type of extreme mortal danger that so often accompanies confectionary inspired interior design. Quickly surveying your immediate surrounds, you notice a garishly dressed, vacant-eyed young man lounging on a nearby sofa.

Pinch yourself to see if this is a dream.

You recall what a man said to you once: "Live as one of them, Kal-El, to discover where your strength and your power are needed. Always hold in your heart the pride of your special heritage. They can be a great people, Kal-El; they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you... my only son."

Remember that you are superman.

Interrogate the man for clues.

These marshmallows are numerous and they look so delicious. ... despite the feeling they're somehow judging you for only wearing one sock.

You reach out to grab a handful of the marshmallow wall, but you can't seem to take the handful away from the wall.

You also seem to be wearing an uncomfortable and restrictive jacket made of leather...

You don't own any uncomfortable and restrictive leather jackets... How did you end up sleeping in one?

You decide to bite the marshmallow wall.

You are feeling very anxious at this point.

This is because you do not like leather for ethical reasons.

You begin to break out of the jacket and find a lighter, a fork, and rope.

You also find a new packet of double chocolate caramel Tim Tams inside a pink sock.

Do you want to try to fill the remaining space in the sock with marshmallows?

You are not sure who placed these objects near you or why.

But you have a growing sense that these mundane objects are vital to your survival.

You decide to try to light a fire to melt some of the marshmallows so you look for some kindling.

You have the suspicion that you are being closely watched.

Of course, it's that man on the sofa; go talk to him again.

Wait, I'm in front of a mirror... Am I? Let's see...

You see a polar bear searching for food.

Whilst cycling backwards.

"Well- OK," you admit to yourself, "perhaps I do indulge in the occasional intoxicant!"

You hear a small bird sound in the distance.

But it sounds like it might be coming out of speakers.

Something lightly brushes the back of your neck, sending a chill down your spine!

Startled, you immediately whirl around to see who (or what) touched you...but there's no one behind you.

When you look away, a marshmallow hand attempts to grab the lighter.

But you are too quick for the marshmallow!

The realization suddenly dawns upon you the marshmallow is self aware!

If you don't do something quickly, this marshmallow belly will digest you!

Marshmallows are going to rule the world!

Long live marshmallows!

For a few moments you think to yourself, with all these marshmallows, you have some rice krispy squres.

Hold the image of the marshmallow and...

Sing softly the song of it's people as you...

BUT!!!! wait a minute... Do you hear that??

A soft echo of a torrent is fading from far...

I felt a sudden ease of mind.

"Ok", I said to myself, "I need to get out of here"

"But first I must remember the magic spell needed to open the enchanted door!"

You pick up the fork and wrap it in rope to fashion a crappy wand.

Pointing it at the door, eyes closed, "Alohomora..."

Nothing seems to be happening.

Sheepishly you look down on the crappy wand in your hand.

You must be doing something wrong. You drink a beer and think about it, then Ah-ha!

You notice your pants are now glowing, so you must have been holding the wand upside down.

Suddenly, you become aware of the need to take a leak. You can't hold it. You wonder, Are glowing pants waterproof? You Look for a toilet

Do you:

Feel a sudden urge to dance

Make changes on GitHub to revise this crazy story

Pick up giant blowtorch

Go eat some rainbows

Admire your glowing pants

Grab some coffee?

Call the GhostBusters

Talk to Bob Barker

Hop on a plane

Spend so long trying to decide that you fall asleep

Cry out for your Mommy

Enter a Dim Reality

Watch the Warriors vs Cavaliers game 1 of the NBA Finals

Peek through the keyhole to reveal what is beyond

Try the more effective "Apparation" spell to teleport elsewhere

Begin to feel suspicious

Want to break free

Open the door and run outside

Give the marshmallow entity a turing test

Step into an adjacent room to check your social media hubs

Try and interact with the marshmallow hand

Check your phone for date, time and location?

Check mspaintadventures

Lunge for the lighter

Ask to Alice

Close your eyes

Grab the lighter first?

Make a swing with rope and jacket

Start eating the walls?

Give the marshmallow to the polar bear?

Realize you are in Minecraft

Try to pull a MacGyver with the lighter, fork and rope?

Quickly run outside and explore?

Light a fire?

Hungry Kya?

Offer to get the narrator a ladder, so they can get off your back?

Dig a hole with your bare hands?

Go back to sleep?

Stay puft?

Dig at the walls with a fork

Invite some friends over?

Look for a way out?

Count the marshmallows?

Begin to dance to pass the time?

You pinch yourself to see whether you are dreaming?

Promise to yourself this is the last time you take hallucinogenic mushrooms?

Think this is too surreal and decide to try the French version instead?

Think this is a dream, and jam the fork into your hand to wake up?

Go out and collect mushroom?

Try to walk around

Make one of those weird marshmallow Jell-O salads?

Begin to sing out of fear?

Go meditate and ponder about your next step?

Scream out of fear?

Get to work on the best batch of cookies ever made?

Start tying knots on the fork?

Start pondering how you got yourself in a sticky situation?

Create a new jacket out of marshmallows?

Go straight to the solution!

Cook them marshmallows

Explore Wikipedia

Whip out your spork, start a fire and make giant s'mores?

Ask yourself how you got yourself into this situation - AGAIN?

Challenge the Marshmallows to a Rock Off!

Call a doctor

Remember that pill you took

Light up the wall

Hide the lighter fork and rope in your pocket

Make a necklace out of the marshmallows

Light up the wall 2

Switch on your laptop and..

Perform some magic

Raise your self so high

Put yourself back in the straitjacket

Find the bird

Attempt to befriend the marshmellow man

Try to use one of your pokemon?

Throw a rock at it and see if it moves

Start tickling the marshmallow

Enter the time tunnel

Tie the marshmallow's hands and legs

Use the fork, Luke!

B b b bird bird bird, bird is the word

Quote of the day

Escape and find a phone to call...

Play some cricket

Run back and forth quickly slamming into the walls

In their tongue he is Dovhakiin, DragonBorn, FUS ROH DAH

The walls start closing in

Come to Nepal

Summon your robot army

Oh dear! You ended up in Candyland!

Give 'em the Leslie Howard!

You punch the first person you see!

Hulk smash?

Marsh Attack!!!

Got Lost

Try to make smores

Summon your humble servant

Summon the magical snuffbox

Become the One?

Want to cook boneless pork shoulder roast?

Take a selfie?

Say something

Try the Marshmallow Test on it?

Become an Octodog

Make a Marshmallow cake

I'm Batman

You realize you are in NeverLand and you are never going come... so you sing the Tinker Bell song

You decide to become a marshmallow yourself.

Explain Fizzbin to the marshmallow hand?

Drool on the Marshmallow to show demonstrate your digestive superiority

Eat the Marshmallow

Escape into Willy Wonka Lego-World

Eat breakfast

After breakfast you lookup triathlon

The inception protocol

Choose the blue pill or the red pill?

Pull out your proton pack!

You take the red pill

Twas the Night Before Christmas

Check Reddit for any useful information.

Watch Up

Give up and search for oil fields

Appear on Falkor’s Back

Sit and ponder how you got into this situation

Smart Ape roasting a marshmellow

Bruce Wayne is BATS !!

Use your chance, master self-control

Have a Pip-Boy

Call upon one of your past lives as avatar

Play some GTA5

Ask a question on Quora?

Search for gluten

Ask a question on Quora?

Go afk and report the jungler?

Leap on the Polar bear and charge

Commit suicide

Make an appointment with the dentist

Create an artificial intelligence to help you escape

You Google what to do

Abdul kalam quotes on overcoming fear

If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

Follow the dog...

What is LOVE ?

Got to Singapore

Talk to Finn

Play Guitar

Contemplate the meaning of life

Rinse the marshmallow under the tap then eat it

Wake up!

Thank Mr. Skeltal

Utilize your wand once again...

Draw a trapezoid

Stop, hammertime!

Analyze the composition of the marshmallow

Watch Barcelona game

Oops! this story ain't ending..

Code

Screaming goat is screaming

[Play on miniclip!] (papa-louie/papa-louie.md)

Visit Sturgis 2015!

Attack marshmallow pikachu!

Summon Dragons of the Khaleesi

Bounce

Play some DotA 2

See if there is a Udacity course on the subject

Click here to listen to music.

Consult Flann O'Brien