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@@ -34,3 +34,7 @@ _eval-hard_ does not have any restrictions.
 
 The proper name for this project is λ☶.
 However, GitHub disallows most unicode in repo names, probably to avoid lookalike characters in urls.
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+# Mascot
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+"Doby being a prototypical ass."