diff --git a/bouncer/commands/go_bananas.ts b/bouncer/commands/go_bananas.ts
new file mode 100755
index 0000000000..a346c00609
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bouncer/commands/go_bananas.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,201 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env -S pnpm tsx
+import axios from 'axios';
+import { Asset, assetDecimals } from '@chainflip-io/cli/.';
+import bitcoin from 'bitcoinjs-lib';
+import { Tapleaf } from 'bitcoinjs-lib/src/types';
+import { blake2AsHex } from '@polkadot/util-crypto';
+import {
+  asciiStringToBytesArray,
+  getChainflipApi,
+  hexStringToBytesArray,
+  sleep,
+} from '../shared/utils';
+import { requestNewSwap } from '../shared/perform_swap';
+import { testSwap } from '../shared/swapping';
+import { sendBtc } from '../shared/send_btc';
+import { createLpPool } from '../shared/create_lp_pool';
+import { provideLiquidity } from '../shared/provide_liquidity';
+
+// eslint-disable-next-line @typescript-eslint/no-explicit-any
+async function call(method: string, params: any, id: string) {
+  return axios({
+    method: 'post',
+    baseURL: 'http://localhost:10589',
+    headers: { 'Content-Type': 'application/json' },
+    data: {
+      jsonrpc: '2.0',
+      id,
+      method,
+      params,
+    },
+  });
+}
+
+function predictBtcAddress(pubkey: string, salt: number): string {
+  const saltScript = salt === 0 ? 'OP_0' : bitcoin.script.number.encode(salt).toString('hex');
+  const script = bitcoin.script.fromASM(`${saltScript} OP_DROP ${pubkey} OP_CHECKSIG`);
+  const scriptTree: Tapleaf = { output: script };
+  const address =
+    bitcoin.payments.p2tr({
+      internalPubkey: Buffer.from(
+        'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee',
+        'hex',
+      ),
+      scriptTree,
+      network: bitcoin.networks.regtest,
+    }).address ?? '';
+  return address;
+}
+
+// how to use this function:
+/*
+let chainflip = await getChainflipApi();
+let pubkey = ((await chainflip.query.environment.polkadotVaultAccountId()).toJSON()! as string).substring(2);
+let salt = ((await chainflip.query.polkadotIngressEgress.channelIdCounter()).toJSON()! as number) + 1;
+let dot = predictDotAddress(pubkey, salt);
+console.log(dot); */
+
+// eslint-disable-next-line @typescript-eslint/no-unused-vars
+function predictDotAddress(pubkey: string, salt: number): string {
+  const bufferSize = 16 + 32 + 2;
+  const buffer = new Uint8Array(bufferSize);
+  buffer.set(asciiStringToBytesArray('modlpy/utilisuba'), 0);
+  buffer.set(hexStringToBytesArray(pubkey), 16);
+  const littleEndianSalt = new ArrayBuffer(2);
+  new DataView(littleEndianSalt).setUint16(0, salt, true);
+  buffer.set(new Uint8Array(littleEndianSalt), 16 + 32);
+  const result = blake2AsHex(buffer, 256);
+  return result;
+}
+
+function price2tick(price: number): number {
+  return Math.round(Math.log(Math.sqrt(price)) / Math.log(Math.sqrt(1.0001)));
+}
+
+async function playLp(asset: string, price: number, liquidity: number) {
+  const spread = 0.01 * price;
+  const liquidityFine = liquidity * 1e6;
+  for (;;) {
+    const offset = (price * (Math.random() - 0.5)) / 20;
+    const buyTick = price2tick(price + offset + spread);
+    const sellTick = price2tick(price + offset - spread);
+    const result = await Promise.all([
+      call(
+        'lp_setLimitOrder',
+        ['Usdc', asset, 1, buyTick, '0x' + BigInt(liquidityFine).toString(16)],
+        `Buy ${asset}`,
+      ),
+      call(
+        'lp_setLimitOrder',
+        [asset, 'Usdc', 1, sellTick, '0x' + BigInt(liquidityFine / price).toString(16)],
+        `Sell ${asset}`,
+      ),
+    ]);
+    result.forEach((r) => {
+      if (r.data.error) {
+        console.log(`Error [${r.data.id}]: ${JSON.stringify(r.data.error)}`);
+      }
+      if (r.data.result[0].collected_fees > 0) {
+        console.log(`Collected ${r.data.result[0].collected_fees / 10 ** 6} USDC in fees`);
+      }
+      if (r.data.result[0].bought_amount > 0) {
+        if (r.data.id === `Buy ${asset}`) {
+          console.log(
+            `Bought ${
+              r.data.result[0].bought_amount / 10 ** assetDecimals[asset.toUpperCase() as Asset]
+            } ${asset} for Usdc`,
+          );
+        } else {
+          console.log(`Bought ${r.data.result[0].bought_amount / 10 ** 6} Usdc for ${asset}`);
+        }
+      }
+    });
+    await sleep(12000);
+  }
+}
+
+async function launchTornado() {
+  const chainflip = await getChainflipApi();
+  const epoch = (await chainflip.query.bitcoinVault.currentVaultEpochAndState()).toJSON()!
+    .epochIndex as number;
+  const pubkey = (
+    (await chainflip.query.bitcoinVault.vaults(epoch)).toJSON()!.publicKey.current as string
+  ).substring(2);
+  const salt =
+    ((await chainflip.query.bitcoinIngressEgress.channelIdCounter()).toJSON()! as number) + 1;
+  const btcAddress = predictBtcAddress(pubkey, salt);
+  // shuffle
+  const assets: Asset[] = ['ETH', 'USDC', 'FLIP', 'DOT'];
+  for (let i = 0; i < 10; i++) {
+    const index1 = Math.floor(Math.random() * assets.length);
+    const index2 = Math.floor(Math.random() * assets.length);
+    const temp = assets[index1];
+    assets[index1] = assets[index2];
+    assets[index2] = temp;
+  }
+  let swap = await requestNewSwap(assets[0], 'BTC', btcAddress);
+  for (let i = 0; i < assets.length - 1; i++) {
+    swap = await requestNewSwap(assets[i + 1], assets[i], swap.depositAddress);
+  }
+  await requestNewSwap('BTC', assets[assets.length - 1], swap.depositAddress);
+  await sendBtc(btcAddress, 0.01);
+  console.log(btcAddress);
+}
+
+const swapAmount = new Map<Asset, string>([
+  ['DOT', '3'],
+  ['ETH', '0.03'],
+  ['BTC', '0.006'],
+  ['USDC', '30'],
+  ['FLIP', '3'],
+]);
+
+async function playSwapper() {
+  const assets: Asset[] = ['ETH', 'BTC', 'USDC', 'FLIP', 'DOT'];
+  for (;;) {
+    const src = assets.at(Math.floor(Math.random() * assets.length))!;
+    const dest = assets
+      .filter((x) => x !== src)
+      .at(Math.floor(Math.random() * (assets.length - 1)))!;
+    testSwap(src, dest, undefined, undefined, undefined, swapAmount.get(src));
+    await sleep(3000);
+  }
+}
+
+const price = new Map<Asset, number>([
+  ['DOT', 10],
+  ['ETH', 1000],
+  ['BTC', 10000],
+  ['USDC', 1],
+  ['FLIP', 10],
+]);
+
+async function bananas() {
+  const liquidityUsdc = 10000;
+
+  await Promise.all([
+    createLpPool('ETH', price.get('ETH')!),
+    createLpPool('DOT', price.get('DOT')!),
+    createLpPool('BTC', price.get('BTC')!),
+    createLpPool('FLIP', price.get('FLIP')!),
+  ]);
+
+  await Promise.all([
+    provideLiquidity('USDC', 8 * liquidityUsdc),
+    provideLiquidity('ETH', (2 * liquidityUsdc) / price.get('ETH')!),
+    provideLiquidity('DOT', (2 * liquidityUsdc) / price.get('DOT')!),
+    provideLiquidity('BTC', (2 * liquidityUsdc) / price.get('BTC')!),
+    provideLiquidity('FLIP', (2 * liquidityUsdc) / price.get('FLIP')!),
+  ]);
+  await Promise.all([
+    playLp('Eth', price.get('ETH')! * 10 ** (6 - 18), liquidityUsdc),
+    playLp('Btc', price.get('BTC')! * 10 ** (6 - 8), liquidityUsdc),
+    playLp('Dot', price.get('DOT')! * 10 ** (6 - 10), liquidityUsdc),
+    playLp('Flip', price.get('FLIP')! * 10 ** (6 - 18), liquidityUsdc),
+    playSwapper(),
+    launchTornado(),
+  ]);
+}
+
+await bananas();
+process.exit(0);
diff --git a/bouncer/shared/perform_swap.ts b/bouncer/shared/perform_swap.ts
index 4b2d0db102..3109731229 100644
--- a/bouncer/shared/perform_swap.ts
+++ b/bouncer/shared/perform_swap.ts
@@ -99,6 +99,7 @@ export async function doPerformSwap(
   tag = '',
   messageMetadata?: CcmDepositMetadata,
   senderType = SenderType.Address,
+  amount?: string,
 ) {
   const oldBalance = await getBalance(destAsset, destAddress);
 
@@ -111,7 +112,7 @@ export async function doPerformSwap(
     : Promise.resolve();
 
   await (senderType === SenderType.Address
-    ? send(sourceAsset, depositAddress)
+    ? send(sourceAsset, depositAddress, amount)
     : sendViaCfTester(sourceAsset, depositAddress));
 
   console.log(`${tag} Funded the address`);
@@ -139,6 +140,7 @@ export async function performSwap(
   swapTag?: string,
   messageMetadata?: CcmDepositMetadata,
   senderType = SenderType.Address,
+  amount?: string,
 ) {
   const tag = swapTag ?? '';
 
@@ -155,7 +157,7 @@ export async function performSwap(
     tag,
     messageMetadata,
   );
-  await doPerformSwap(swapParams, tag, messageMetadata, senderType);
+  await doPerformSwap(swapParams, tag, messageMetadata, senderType, amount);
 
   return swapParams;
 }
diff --git a/bouncer/shared/swapping.ts b/bouncer/shared/swapping.ts
index 84eb4c83f4..20ba2dd603 100644
--- a/bouncer/shared/swapping.ts
+++ b/bouncer/shared/swapping.ts
@@ -123,6 +123,7 @@ export async function testSwap(
   addressType?: BtcAddressType,
   messageMetadata?: CcmDepositMetadata,
   tagSuffix?: string,
+  amount?: string,
 ) {
   const { destAddress, tag } = await prepareSwap(
     sourceAsset,
@@ -131,7 +132,7 @@ export async function testSwap(
     messageMetadata,
     tagSuffix,
   );
-  return performSwap(sourceAsset, destAsset, destAddress, tag, messageMetadata);
+  return performSwap(sourceAsset, destAsset, destAddress, tag, messageMetadata, undefined, amount);
 }
 async function testSwapViaContract(
   sourceAsset: Asset,