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        \textsc{\huge Unzer Aarhus Ceremonial Cake Legislation}
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    \chapter{Legislative basics}

    \begin{enumerate}[§ 1]
        \item This legislation applies to all employees of Clearhaus, Quickpay, and 3dsecure.io.


        \item The term \emph{Cake} as used in this document may be
        interpreted in a literal sense --- i.e.\ cake --- as well as pastry, ice
        cream, etc.

        \item Individuals having undergone/undergoing any described circumstance are
        referred to as \emph{cake offering responsible} (\emph{COR}).

        \item Foodstuff not containing an appropriate amount of sugar, or with an
        unacceptably low amount of calories, may not be interpreted as
        \emph{cake}.

        Upon the judgement that \emph{cake} is not an acceptable term for the
        offering, \emph{COR} will be obligated to procure proper \emph{cake}.

        \item \Cref{chp:circumstances} describes circumstances in which a traditional
        offering of \emph{cake} is expected by the \emph{COR}. Notice that
        \textbf{§13} is an exception.

        \item the amount of \emph{cake} should at least serve 50 people, ensuring that at least a couple of persons from each department gets a piece.


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    \chapter{Cake invoking circumstances}\label{chp:circumstances}
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        \item Birthday
        \item Wedding
        \item New car
        \item Intentional impregnation of any other individual (by \emph{COR}) or intentional impregnation of \emph{COR}.
        \item Using incorrect recipient in sufficiently important email.
        \item Having passed an exam, either final exam or getting the top grade.
        \item Extreme weather\footnote{DMI Category 2 Warning in the Aarhus area.} (\emph{cake responsible organization} is Clearhaus A/S).
        \item Winning a programming competition.
        \item Returning from parental leave.
        \item Going from student position, internship or similar non-full-time-employment to full-time employment in Clearhaus, Quickpay, or 3dsecure.io.
        \item Appearance by photo or text in ISBN-numbered publication.
        \item Activating the fire/burglar alarm.
        \item Shameful defeat (0--7) in foosball.
        \item Shameful defeat (0--6) in padel.
        \item Shameful defeat (0--11) in table tennis.
        \item Code deployment causing service outage.
        \item Forgetting that you are on call.
        \item Being made (partially) superfluous by automation.
        \item Loosing office key fob.
        \item Occupying a meeting room booked by another person (without leaving immediately).
        \item If network down > 15 min, or network down > 2 times on one day (calendar days, not 24 hours) Clearhaus will provide cake.
        \item Incident with a duration longer than 8 hours or requiring action from Clearhaus employees on duty outside of normal office hours, fully or primarily caused by upstream service provider (\emph{cake responsible organization} is Clearhaus A/S. The preferred type of cake for this rule is ice cream).
        \item Mass password reset by accident.
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