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A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with hammer?
31.69nHz = once a year.
How hard is it to close the bloody space?
Hungarian proverb: If three people tell you that you are drunk, lie down.
What if the Hokey Kokey IS what it's all about?
Giraffe
Hippopotamus
Knock knock
Who's there?
Broccoli
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name silly!
Si Hoc Legere Scis. Nimium Eruditionis Habes.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Where are we going and what am I doing in this hand basket?
Life is complex: it has real and imaginary parts.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
2,000 mockingbirds: two kilo-mockingbirds. 
What is a lightyear? One third less calories than a regular year.
Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
This message has been ROT26 encrypted.
Instructions should be read first or not at all - anything else is admitting defeat.
Two wrongs are only the beginning...
You can rent this space from as little as £5/week.
The best of health is just the slowest way to die.
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
Your lucky colour has faded.
You'll feel much better once you give up all hope.
Don't waste time or time will waste you.
If you're one in a million then there are a thousand people just like you in China.
Teamwork: harmless flakes of snow can work together to unleash an avalanche of destruction.
To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
Eat well, keep fit and die anyway.
If it were really the thought that counted a lot more women would be pregnant.
He was a wise man who invented beer. --Plato
If it ain't broke: fix it till it is.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
This message has been brought to you by the number F and the language C.
Dawn is natures way of telling you that someone forgot to close the space.