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[{"original":"Beavis: Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch? ","text":"Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch? ","author":"Beavis"},{"original":"Beavis: [as Cornholio] Do you have any T.P.? T.P. for my bunghole? I would hate for my bungholio \nto get polio. ","text":"Do you have any T.P.? T.P. for my bunghole? I would hate for my bungholio \nto get polio. ","author":"Beavis","info":"as Cornholio"},{"original":"Butt-head: [Beavis & Butthead after \"sensitivity training\"] How about a hug? ","text":"How about a hug? ","author":"Butt-head","info":"Beavis & Butthead after \\\"sensitivity training\\\""},{"original":"Maxi Mart Store Manager: [seeing Beavis and Butthead reading at a porn magazine] Hey! Are you gonna stare all day or are you gonna buy something? ","text":"Hey! Are you gonna stare all day or are you gonna buy something? ","author":"Maxi Mart Store Manager","info":"seeing Beavis and Butthead reading at a porn magazine"},{"original":"Butt-head: [repeated pickup line] Uh, hey, baby. ","text":"Uh, hey, baby. ","author":"Butt-head","info":"repeated pickup line"},{"original":"Beavis: [In a Third world accent] My people; we are without but one bunghole. ","text":"My people; we are without but one bunghole. ","author":"Beavis","info":"In a Third world accent"},{"original":"Beavis: What? ","text":"What? ","author":"Beavis"},{"original":"Beavis: Yes, yes, fire, fire, fire. ","text":"Yes, yes, fire, fire, fire. ","author":"Beavis"},{"original":"Butt-head: If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn't come back... \nyou're a dumbass! ","text":"If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn't come back... \nyou're a dumbass! ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Beavis: Hey Beavis, you know how sometimes we get a ride home from school, and \nthere's all those dudes crammed together in the backseat? ","text":"Hey Beavis, you know how sometimes we get a ride home from school, and \nthere's all those dudes crammed together in the backseat? ","author":"Beavis"},{"original":"Butt-head: Kick 'em in the nads, Beavis! ","text":"Kick 'em in the nads, Beavis! ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Butt-head: Is this Primus? ","text":"Is this Primus? ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Butt-head: Some people are dumb. ","text":"Some people are dumb. ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Butt-head: Beavis, I told you I wasn't gonna let you touch the remote anymore. Now, \ngive me that, buttknocker. ","text":"Beavis, I told you I wasn't gonna let you touch the remote anymore. Now, \ngive me that, buttknocker. ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Butt-head: You didn't score. ","text":"You didn't score. ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Bradley Buzzcut: Shut up or I will kill you. Do you understand? Shut up or I will \nphysically kill you. ","text":"Shut up or I will kill you. Do you understand? Shut up or I will \nphysically kill you. ","author":"Bradley Buzzcut"},{"original":"Woman in music video: I feel like such an ass. ","text":"I feel like such an ass. ","author":"Woman in music video"},{"original":"Old Woman: [looking for her spectacles after losing them] What happened to my spectacles? ","text":"What happened to my spectacles? ","author":"Old Woman","info":"looking for her spectacles after losing them"},{"original":"Beavis: [shouts] Turds! Turds! ","text":"Turds! Turds! ","author":"Beavis","info":"shouts"},{"original":"Butt-head: Beavis, you're one pathetic piece of crap. ","text":"Beavis, you're one pathetic piece of crap. ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Butt-head: Beavis, you're one miserable son of a bitch. ","text":"Beavis, you're one miserable son of a bitch. ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Beavis: [watching a video with a girl in a tub] She doesn't wanna get up because she's got morning wood. ","text":"She doesn't wanna get up because she's got morning wood. ","author":"Beavis","info":"watching a video with a girl in a tub"},{"original":"Bradley Buzzcut: [throws a dodge ball at Butthead and hits him in the head and dazes him] Good head, Butthead! ","text":"Good head, Butthead! ","author":"Bradley Buzzcut","info":"throws a dodge ball at Butthead and hits him in the head and dazes him"},{"original":"Beavis: Ah, shut up, Butt-Head! Keep that up, and I'm gon' put the smackdown on \nyo ass, biatch! ","text":"Ah, shut up, Butt-Head! Keep that up, and I'm gon' put the smackdown on \nyo ass, biatch! ","author":"Beavis"},{"original":"Butt-head: Beavis, it's not even normal to ask. ","text":"Beavis, it's not even normal to ask. ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Beavis: Shut up! Or I'll wound your inner child! Heh hmmhh heh! And then I'll \nkick your ass! ","text":"Shut up! Or I'll wound your inner child! Heh hmmhh heh! And then I'll \nkick your ass! ","author":"Beavis"},{"original":"Butt-head: Uh, I'm gonna stare all day huh huh. ","text":"Uh, I'm gonna stare all day huh huh. ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Butt-head: Uh... I dunno, what? ","text":"Uh... I dunno, what? ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Butt-head: Yeah, why? ","text":"Yeah, why? ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Beavis: No, way. And stop calling me buttknocker! ","text":"No, way. And stop calling me buttknocker! ","author":"Beavis"},{"original":"Beavis: Yeah, but I came close. ","text":"Yeah, but I came close. ","author":"Beavis"},{"original":"Butt-head: This is going to be cool. ","text":"This is going to be cool. ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Butt-head: Hey, Beavis. This guy's your dad. ","text":"Hey, Beavis. This guy's your dad. ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Beavis: Damn we're smooth. ","text":"Damn we're smooth. ","author":"Beavis"},{"original":"Beavis: Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass. ","text":"Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass. ","author":"Beavis"},{"original":"Butt-head: I feel like an ass too. Beavis, go out and get me an ass. ","text":"I feel like an ass too. Beavis, go out and get me an ass. ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Butt-head: Your testicles? Huh Huh. ","text":"Your testicles? Huh Huh. ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Butt-head: Where? I don't see any turds. ","text":"Where? I don't see any turds. ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Butt-head: We're gonna be rich. ","text":"We're gonna be rich. ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Butt-head: Uh... Beavis? I hope you were joking. ","text":"Uh... Beavis? I hope you were joking. ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Butt-head: Uh, thanks. Huh, huh. ","text":"Uh, thanks. Huh, huh. ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Beavis: What the hell are you talking about? ","text":"What the hell are you talking about? ","author":"Beavis"},{"original":"Beavis: Um, heh heh, it is normal to get wood? ","text":"Um, heh heh, it is normal to get wood? ","author":"Beavis"},{"original":"Butt-head: Give it here before I kick your buttknockering ass! ","text":"Give it here before I kick your buttknockering ass! ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Butt-head: Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes and like... lemonade. ","text":"Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes and like... lemonade. ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Butt-head: Beavis, why the hell do you wanna kiss your ass? ","text":"Beavis, why the hell do you wanna kiss your ass? ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Beavis: Heh-heh, okay. Would you like some boobs to go with that? ","text":"Heh-heh, okay. Would you like some boobs to go with that? ","author":"Beavis"},{"original":"Beavis: Right there. In the middle of the circle he's riding his tricycle in. ","text":"Right there. In the middle of the circle he's riding his tricycle in. ","author":"Beavis"},{"original":"Beavis: [long pause] Uh... Oh yeah. That's pretty funny. ","text":"Uh... Oh yeah. That's pretty funny. ","author":"Beavis","info":"long pause"},{"original":"Butt-head: Uh... I dunno. You're just a butt-knocker. ","text":"Uh... I dunno. You're just a butt-knocker. ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Butt-head: Beavis, you boner-popping pervert... it's not even normal to ASK! ","text":"Beavis, you boner-popping pervert... it's not even normal to ASK! ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Beavis: Stop calling me that, Butt-head! Stop it! ","text":"Stop calling me that, Butt-head! Stop it! ","author":"Beavis"},{"original":"Beavis: What? ","text":"What? ","author":"Beavis"},{"original":"Beavis: Cos I wanna see what my bunghole looks like. ","text":"Cos I wanna see what my bunghole looks like. ","author":"Beavis"},{"original":"Butt-head: Dumbass! ","text":"Dumbass! ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Beavis: Don't call me a butt-knocker, you SON OF A BITCH! ","text":"Don't call me a butt-knocker, you SON OF A BITCH! ","author":"Beavis"},{"original":"Butt-head: Buttknocker! ","text":"Buttknocker! ","author":"Butt-head"},{"original":"Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head! Shut up! I'm gonna kill you, Butt-head! I swear to go \nGod, I'm gonna kill you! ","text":"Shut up, Butt-head! Shut up! I'm gonna kill you, Butt-head! I swear to go \nGod, I'm gonna kill you! ","author":"Beavis"},{"original":"Butt-head: You and what other buttknocker? ","text":"You and what other buttknocker? ","author":"Butt-head"}]