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<!doctype html>
<html>
<head>
<title>Error 404 - 90s style
</title>
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<meta charset="utf-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://maxcdn.bootstrapcdn.com/bootstrap/3.4.0/css/bootstrap.min.css">
<script src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/3.4.1/jquery.min.js"></script>
<script src="https://maxcdn.bootstrapcdn.com/bootstrap/3.4.0/js/bootstrap.min.js"></script>
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="error-style.css">
</head>
<body>
<div class="content">
<div class="content-inside">
<!--
<header class="mainhader error">
Error Text -->
<div class="row-error" align="center">
<!-- under construction gif -->
<p align="center"><img src="404_images/construction_logo.gif"></p>
<!-- marquee text -->
<div class="scroll-left"><p>This is my 90s Geo Shitties themed error page!!!! Welcome to the dark side of the 90s!!!!</a></p></div>
<!-- some vertical space 90s style -->
<p>
<br>
</p>
<!-- row with text and animated rose -->
<div class="" style="width: auto;">
<h1><p>Error 404</p></h1>
<p>
You have landed in the 90s! A land full of animated gifs!
<br>
Continue scrolling for a shot of nostalgia and <br>Don't forget to sign the <a href="guestbook.html">Guest Book</a>! Or...
<br>
<h3><a href="http://raenpayne.com"><u>Return to the 2020s!!!</u></a></h3>
</p>
</div>
<!-- rose -->
<div class="" style="width: auto; padding-left: 25px;">
<img src="404_images/gothblackrose.gif">
</div>
</div>
</div>
<!-- Audio -->
<div class="row-error" style="text-align: center;">
<div class="figure-error" style="width: auto;"> <!-- not lining up with error 404 text on small screens :/ 45px works ??? -->
<figure>
<figcaption>Dial up that 56k modem!</figcaption>
<audio
controls
src="/sounds/modem.wav" autoplay type="audio/wav">
Your browser does not support the
<code>audio</code> element.
</audio>
</figure>
</div>
</div>
<!-- tree bg -->
<div class="dark-bg">
<div class="trees"></div>
<div>
<!-- animated rule with ankhs -->
<div class="" style="padding-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px;">
<div class="ankh" align="center"><img src="404_images/ankhbar.gif"></div>
</div></heder>
<!-- Main Content I guess -->
<div class="content bg-default" style="padding-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px;">
<div class="row" style="text-align: center;">
<div class="" style="width: auto; padding-top: 20px; padding-right: 0px;">
<img src="404_images/GothGirl.gif" width="127px;">
</div>
<div class="" style="width: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 40px;">
<div class="">
<!-- Links to Nostalgia -->
<p>
<h4>Looking to put on your boots and clear out some cob webs?</h4>
</p>
<ul>
<li><b>Roderick's Chamber: </b> <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20001019002129/http://www.sleepyzebra.com/rodericks.html">Tuesday's @ 7:15 Harrison</a></li>
<li><b>Shrine of Lilith: </b> <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20000820134622/http://www.sfgoth.com/clubs/lilith/">Saturdays @ The Maritime</a></li>
<li><b>Dark Sparkle: </b> <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20001003155327/http://www.sepulchritude.com/darksparkle/sparkle.html">Darker side of the 70s & 80s</a></li>
<li><b>Club Assimilate: </b> <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20010124101500/http://www.sfgoth.com/clubs/assimilate/">@ 1190 Folsom</a></li>
<li><b>Strangelove: </b> <a href="http://www.strangelovesf.com/">First Fridays @ Cat Club</a></li>
<li><b>Cat Club: </b><a href="https://www.sfcatclub.com/">Thursdays, Fridays & New Wave City. You can call it "Cats" if you're cool.</a></li>
<li><b>Vamp.org: </b> <a href="https://www.vamp.org/gothic/clublist.html">Club Listings</a></li>
<li><b>SFGoth.com: </b> <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20000511173441/http://sfgoth.com/">All things Goth in SF</a></li>
<li><b>How to Dance Goth: </b> <a href="https://youtu.be/idSGlaG5PAE">Dance tips from Hubba Hubba Revue</a></li>
<li><b>Goth or Not: </b> <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20020720221347/http://gothornot.com/">Not sure you're club ready? Let the internet decide.</a></li>
<li><b>Tamagothi: </b> <a href="https://studiohunty.com/tamagothi/">Need to be antisocial at the club? Raise a Tamagothi!</a></li>
</ul>
<p>
</p>
<p>
</p>
<p>
</p>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<!-- animated rule with ankhs -->
<div class="" style="width: 100%;">
<div class="ankh" align="center"><img src="404_images/ankhbar.gif"></div>
</div>
<!-- Web Ring -->
<div class="text-center" style="background-image: url(404_images/goth-paper.png); padding-top: 20px; padding-bottom: 20px;">
<div align="center">
<img src="404_images/goth web ring - bg - list - random - join-01 SMALL.png" style="border: 15px solid #b72025;">
</div>
</div>
<!-- animated rule with ankh -->
<div class="">
<div class="ankh" align="center"><img src="404_images/ankhbar.gif"></div>
</div>
</div>
<!-- Footer with all the gifs - email, guest book, etc. -->
<footer class="mainfooter light-bg">
<div class="row" style="text-align: center; padding-top: 30px; padding-bottom: 20px;">
<a href="http://hwg.org/"><img src="404_images/hwg_logo_small.png"></a>
<a href="https://www.vice.com/en/article/wjbjv5/what-goth-subculture-means-2018-wave-gotik-treffen"><img src="404_images/goth-inside.gif"></a>
<a href="guestbook.html"><img src="404_images/GBook.gif"></a>
<a href="mailto:cephalopodsAreKool@example.com?Subject=This%20is%20not%20my%20email" target="_top"><img src="404_images/email.gif"></a>
<a href="https://html5zombo.com/"><img src="404_images/Kettgoth.gif"></a>
</div>
<!-- tree paper -->
<div class="" style="text-align: center; padding-top: 30px; padding-bottom: 0px;">
<div class="trees-light"></div>
</div>
<!-- animated rule with ankhs -->
<div class="" style="padding-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px;">
<div class="ankh" align="center"><img src="404_images/ankhbar.gif"></div>
</div>
<!-- page counter, made with notepad - the correct editor, windows sucks -->
<div class="" style="background-image: url(404_images/repeating-iron.png);text-align: center; padding-top: 40px; padding-bottom: 70px;">
<img src="404_images/visitors.gif">
<a href="https://notepad-plus-plus.org/downloads/"><img src="404_images/notepad.gif"></a>
<a href="https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/forum/windows_10-update-winpc/why-does-windows-suck-so-bad/7f0a7faa-2517-456f-85b3-c1bb0fb42905"><img src="404_images/windows-sucks.gif" height="23" width="86"></a>
</div>
</footer>
<!-- extra footer bc the gothic preservation society gif has a black background -___- -->
<!-- Gothic Preservation Society Banner - lol I can't believe that was a thing -->
<div class="text-center">
<div class="" style="background-color: black; text-align: center; padding-top: 20px; padding-bottom: 5px;">
<a href="https://groups.google.com/g/alt.gothic/c/0pmrQqnIuIA?pli=1"><img src="404_images/gpsbanner.gif" style="padding: 35px;"></a>
</div>
</div></div></div></div></div>
</body>
</html>