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<html>
<head>
<title>the band</title>
</head>
<BODY BGCOLOR=#0 text=#FFFFFF link=#FF0000 vlink=#BB0000">
<center>
<A HREF="frillymenu.html"><IMG BORDER=0 ALIGN=right SRC="frillypix/minilogo.gif" ALT="FRILLY PINK"></A>
<FONT FACE="ARIAL">
<FONT SIZE=7>
THE BAND<br>
</FONT>
GIVES YOU ALL THE FACTS
<HR>
(CLICK ON THE PHOTOS TO TALK TO YOUR IDOLS)
<p>
<br>
</CENTER>
<br>
<IMG BORDER=0 ALIGN=right SRC="frillypix/cc2.jpg">
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>NAME: </b></FONT><FONT COLOR=#00FF00><b>CC McNasty</FONT></b><p>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>POSITION:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>
Vocals / Lyrics<p>
</FONT>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>INFLUENCES:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>
Lemmy<br>
<p>
</FONT>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>INTERESTING FACTS:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Favourite colour: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Black</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Favourite Frilly album: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>The Pink EP</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Greatest moment: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Liverpool-Manchester at Wembley -83</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Worst moment: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Liverpool-Westham -92</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Will never do: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Get a haircut</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Describe yourself with one word: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Bastard</FONT><br>
<p>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>FAMOUS QUOTES:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>
"-Trent Reznor is a girl."<br>
"-I'd like to do an unplugged MTV show. No, really!"<br>
</FONT>
<p>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>STORY:</b></FONT><br>
<b>CC McNasty</b> was born on a farm in southern Wales and his parents wanted
him to grow up in the old family tradition. I.e. they wanted him to be a farmer.<br>
CC did not want to become a farmer.<br>
CC began dressing weirldy and started to sing in a very loud voice. This was in 1987 and since CC was into
hardrock he had really long and greasy hair and walked around in a leather jacket.<br>
He's still very much into hardrock.
<p>
<br>
<HR WIDTH=80>
<p>
<IMG BORDER=0 ALIGN=right SRC="frillypix/mc_evil2.jpg">
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>NAME: </b></FONT><FONT COLOR=#00FF00><b>MC Evil</FONT></b><p>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>POSITION:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>
Knob twiddler<p>
</FONT>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>INFLUENCES:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>
The Ruhr-area in Germany<br>
<p>
</FONT>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>INTERESTING FACTS:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Favourite colour: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Black</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Favourite Frilly album: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Mano a Mano</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Greatest moment: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Every day is a party!</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Worst moment: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>In the tour bus from Berlin to London with only one CD.
George Michael. Living hell.</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Will never do: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Go sunbathing</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Describe yourself with one word: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Evil</FONT><br>
<p>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>FAMOUS QUOTES:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>
"-Wow, a machinegun! If we sample it and speed it up we've got a funky rhythm!""<br>
"-Play it backwards at half speed and you can almost hear the vocals. Too mainstream."<br>
</FONT>
<p>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>STORY:</b></FONT><br>
Meanwhile, <b>MC Evil</b> was training with his guru in Tibet.<br>
In Tibet the men wear dresses and seem to have an attraction towards shaving their heads.
As you can imagine MC was in heaven, but like they say: all good things must come to an end
and he went home to Wales in the summer of '87. He met CC in the local pub and they started
buying each other beer. After a couple of pints they got bored and decided to start a band instead.
<p>
<br>
<HR WIDTH=80>
<p>
<IMG BORDER=0 Align=right SRC="frillypix/steve.jpg">
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>NAME: </b></FONT><FONT COLOR=#00FF00><b>Steve Metal</FONT></b><p>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>POSITION:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>
Guitar warior<p>
</FONT>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>INFLUENCES:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>
Yngwie Malmsteen<br>
<p>
</FONT>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>INTERESTING FACTS:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Favourite colour: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Black</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Favourite Frilly album: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Rock On!</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Greatest moment: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Got me first guitar in -75</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Worst moment: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Never had one</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Will never do: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Play "Sweet home Alabama"</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Describe yourself with one word: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Rocker</FONT><br>
<p>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>FAMOUS QUOTES:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>
"-Yngwie is God. That's just the way it is."<br>
"-Stairway to Heaven? My record is 35 seconds flat."<br>
"-Give me a guitar and I'll give you a headache. Without hitting you."<br>
</FONT>
<p>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>STORY:</b></FONT><br>
CC remembered his good friend <b>Steve Metal</b>
who, according to CC, was "one hell of a guitar-player"
(according to Welsh standards anyone who can remeber the chords for
"Smoke on the water" qualifies for one hell of a guitar-player).
They phoned him from the pub and he played them some riffs over the phone. CC thought
it sounded like hell, and that was just what they were looking for.
<p>
<br>
<br>
<HR WIDTH=80>
<p>
<br>
<IMG BORDER=0 ALIGN=right SRC="frillypix/helmet2.jpg">
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>NAME: </b></FONT><FONT COLOR=#00FF00><b>Dave Helmet</FONT></b><p>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>POSITION:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>
Guitar hero<p>
</FONT>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>INFLUENCES:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>
Poison<br>
<p>
</FONT>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>INTERESTING FACTS:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Favourite colour: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Black</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Favourite Frilly album: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Leather and Lace</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Greatest moment: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>The release party for Leather and Lace</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Worst moment: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>The day after</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Will never do: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Chase away the groupies</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Describe yourself with one word: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Charming</FONT><br>
<p>
<br>
<br>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>FAMOUS QUOTES:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>
"-Are you trying to tell me you're one of our groupies? Come on, you're too ugly!"<br>
"-When you are a rockstar you have to live like one. YEAH! Trash the hotelroom!"<br>
</FONT>
<p>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>STORY:</b></FONT><br>
Steve felt that only one guitar-god wasn't enough for the band, so they sent word to
CC's second cousin <b>Dave Helmet</b> who was not only a local guitar-guru of some fame, but also looked
very nice. At the time he was working at the local library where he used to bother visitors
by playing air-guitar behind their backs (This explains why he's so good at all the
classic rock-poses).<p>
<br>
<HR WIDTH=80>
<p>
<IMG BORDER=0 Align=right SRC="frillypix/mcpetting.jpg">
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>NAME: </b></FONT><FONT COLOR=#00FF00><b>Ben McPetting</FONT></b><p>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>POSITION:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Dancer<p></FONT>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>INFLUENCES:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>
Very special German movies<br>
<p>
</FONT>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>INTERESTING FACTS:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Favourite colour: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Purplish green</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Favourite Frilly album: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>The new one</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Greatest moment: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Joining the band</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Worst moment: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Beaten up by skinheads, Brighton '82</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Will never do: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Loose the rhythm</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Describe yourself with one word: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Funky</FONT><br>
<p>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>FAMOUS QUOTES:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>
"-Guys, let's do a rap-song!"<br>
"-Ok, how about a tribute to Marilyn Manson then?"<br>
"-Elvis?"<br>
</FONT>
<p>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>STORY:</b></FONT><br>
Dave and MC thought it would be nice to have a drummer in the band, so
they put in an ad in the local paper. After several hours of auditioning
they decided to drop the whole idea, but at that very moment they heard
something that Dave later described as "the mother of all funky rhythms from hell".
Naturally the guys had to investigate, and they found the local cleaner
thrashing a toilet with his broom. They hired him on the spot. Later they found out
he's a hell of a dancer.
<p>
<HR WIDTH=80>
<p>
<IMG BORDER=0 ALIGN=right SRC="frillypix/manager.jpg">
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>NAME: </b></FONT><FONT COLOR=#00FF00><b>Brixton</FONT></b><p>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>POSITION:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>
Manager<p>
</FONT>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>INFLUENCES:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>
Gabber<br>
<p>
</FONT>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>INTERESTING FACTS:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Favourite colour: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Black</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Favourite Frilly album: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Leather & Lace</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Greatest moment: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Joining the band in '97</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Worst moment: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Was asked to coach Back Street Boys</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Will never do: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Pass a metal-detector test</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Describe yourself with one word: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Bad</FONT><br>
<p>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>FAMOUS QUOTES:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>
"-Who's this? MTV? You want to do a Frilly Weekend? You can't afford it! -click-"<br>
</FONT>
<p>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>STORY:</b></FONT><br>
<b>Brixton</b> joined the band earlier this year to take care of business. She knows everyone
who's anybody in music biz.
<p>
<br>
<HR WIDTH=80>
<p>
<IMG BORDER=0 ALIGN=right SRC="frillypix/producer.gif">
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>NAME: </b></FONT><FONT COLOR=#00FF00><b>Stanley Winterbottom</FONT></b><p>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>POSITION:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>
Producer<p>
</FONT>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>INFLUENCES:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>
Zappa, Hendrix, Doors, you name it.<br>
<p>
</FONT>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>INTERESTING FACTS:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Favourite colour: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Yellow</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Favourite Frilly album: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Frilly Forever</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Greatest moment: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Got Hendrix plectrum at a concert.<br> He was NOT amused.</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Worst moment: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Being arrested at Woodstock '74</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Will never do: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Give up the fight</FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>Describe yourself with one word: </FONT><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>Groovy</FONT><br>
<p>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>FAMOUS QUOTES:</b></FONT><br>
<FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF>
"-Take it easy guys. Let's just sit down and have a smoke. Everything will be alright."<br>
"-Kumbaya my Lord, Kumba ya."<br>
</FONT>
<p>
<FONT COLOR=#0000FF><b>STORY:</b></FONT><br>
<b>Stan</b> met the band at one of those noisy rock festivals back in '84. At a rather wild party
the guys started singing uncontrollably, and Stan recorded it on his walkman.
The next day he brought it home to his studio and remixed it into what we today call "Nuclear Power",
one of Frilly's greatest hits. When the band heard it they instantly sacked their old producer and
hired Stan. Not because he was more talented, but because he was cheaper.
<p>
<br>
<HR WIDTH=80>
<p>
<CENTER>
This was the birth of what we today call:<br>
<FONT SIZE=7>FRILLY PINK!</FONT>
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