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Hey, you guys ever wonder
why they call it "Thanksgiving"?
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Okay. Hey, Monica, you're doing
Thanksgiving next week, right?
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Because Carol's taking Ben
to her parents' place in Florida.
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Okay, okay.
I'll make Thanksgiving dinner.
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You don't have to beg.
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I didn't beg.
I just asked once.
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You could beg, you know.
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Monica said
I could make dessert this year.
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-You're gonna cook something?
-Hey, I cook.
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Offering people gum is not cooking.
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Are you sure Monica said
you could cook this year?
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I remember her saying in two years.
You said in two years, right?
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No, I promised her.
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Are you sure you want to start out with
something as big as Thanksgiving dinner?
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I mean, maybe you wanna try
a little Thanksgiving breakfast?
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Maybe a Thanksgiving snack?
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Come on, you guys,
I can do this.
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Remember, I made those
peanut butter cookies.
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What are you guys so worried about?
Cooking is easy.
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You just follow the recipe.
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If it says, "boil two cups of salt,"
you just boil two cups of salt.
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The One Where Ross Got High
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Okay, great. Bye.
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Guess who's coming
to Thanksgiving dinner?
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Sidney Poitier?
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I miss Rachel.
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My parents.
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Great, they haven't seen the place
since I moved in.
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If you could not mention that
we live together, that'd be great.
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I was thinking we'd eat around 4.
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Why can't I tell them
we live together?
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They don't know we're dating.
Should we eat in the kitchen?
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Why haven't you told them?
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Well, I was going to. I really was.
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But then somewhere,
just out of nowhere, I didn't.
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Why not? Wouldn't they be happy?
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So, dinner in the kitchen around 4.
I'll see you then.
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Why wouldn't they be happy?
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Well, because...
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mainly...
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they don't like you.
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-I'm sorry.
-What? Why? Why?
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Maybe because you used to be aloof...
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or that you're sarcastic
or that you joke around...
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or that you throw your clothes
on the couch.
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Is this why they don't like me
or you don't like me?
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I know I should have told them.
I shouldn't care what they think.
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I'm sorry.
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It'll be okay because when
they come over, I will be charming.
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I will make them love me,
then we'll tell them.
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Will that work?
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I can be pretty charming, babe.
I won you over, didn't I?
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I don't think you'll ever get
my parents that drunk.
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Hey. Oh, good, Ross.
Your parents like me, right?
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Yes, of course they like you.
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Monica told me they don't.
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Yeah, they don't like you.
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Do you know why?
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Maybe it's because you're sarcastic
or maybe it's because you..
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If people don't know,
they shouldn't just guess!
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Another Thanksgiving
with nothing to give thanks for.
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Maybe I give thanks
for you shutting up, huh?
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Maybe I give thanks by taking
my PlayStation to my place.
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Maybe I love you.
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Hey, guys.
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No, I don't want
to play video games, Joey!
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Are you guys going
to Chandler's for Thanksgiving?
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Yeah, why?
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Me and my friends are
doing Thanksgiving uptown.
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I thought you might like to come.
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For real?
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You should go to Chandler's.
None of us can cook.
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We'll just drink all day.
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We go to yours!
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We have to stop across the hall
because it's my sister.
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But, you know, actually,
growing up with a sister was nice...
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because it helped me
understand women.
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Yeah, you should tell
your friends that.
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Okay.
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How you got three women to marry you,
I'll never know.
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Hey, Mon, look.
I'm melting butter.
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That's great, Rach. You now have
the cooking skills of a hot day.
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Phoebe, check it out!
For my dessert...
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I'm making a traditional
English trifle.
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Wow. That sounds great!
And what are you making, Monica?
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In case Rachel's dessert is
so good that I eat all of it...
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and there's none left
for anybody else!
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Nothing.
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Nothing?
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No, sweetie. I trust you.
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If I mess this up,
there's nothing else for dessert?
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You won't mess it up.
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I love that. You really
have faith in me. Thank you.
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Question: How do you know
when the butter is done?
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It's done about two minutes
before it looks like that.
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-The food smells great, Mon.
-And the place looks so nice.
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-Hey, happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
-Happy Thanksgiving!
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-Well, this has been great.
-See you.
99
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Where you going?
101
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We did say we'd stop by this little
thing Joey's roommate is having.
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Oh, Janine,
the really hot dancer girl?
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Some would say she's attractive, yes.
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Who else is going to be there?
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Her friends.
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Her dancer friends?
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Yes! All right?
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All of her hot dancer friends
are gonna be there...
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and they'll be drinking and dancing
and we really want to go!
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Dude, we were good.
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You're not going. You said
you'd eat here and you'll eat here.
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Yeah, and leaving us
to go see hot dancer girls...
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is not very Thanksgiving-y.
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Oh, but it is.
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It's like the first Thanksgiving when
the Indians and Pilgrims sat down.
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Then the Indians taught
the Pilgrims...
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...what it meant to be hot
in the New World!
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Fellas, I really think
you should stay here.
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You're just jealous
because you can't go.
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That is so not true.
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-Hello, everybody!
-Hi!
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Hi, Dad. Mom.
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Look! Look who it is!
It's Chandler!
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Oh, yes, of course.
Hello, Chandler.
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Mr. and Mrs. Geller,
you look wonderful.
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It is great to have you here.
Let us take your coats.
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Whoa, it snowing out there?
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No.
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Monica, all this food looks wonderful.
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You should do this for a living.
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Okay, I have dandruff.
There's no need to laugh and point.
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Chandler was laughing at your joke.
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My joke wasn't funny.
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Chandler laughs at everything.
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That's one of the great things about him.
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Rach, I just remembered.
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I had a dream
about Mr. Geller last night.
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Really?
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I dreamt that he saved me
from a burning building...
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and he was so brave and so strong.
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And it's making me look at him
totally differently.
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He used to be just
"Jack Geller, Monica and Ross' dad."
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Now he's "Jack Geller, dream hunk."
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I don't know. To me,
he'll always be "Jack Geller...
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walks in while you're changing."
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You know, Dad, Chandler is one
of Ross' very best friends.
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Yes, I know.
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Ross sure is a great guy.
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I've always felt that
how a man turns out...
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is a reflection on his father.
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I always thought that too.
Tell me, what does your father do?
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He's a headliner of a...
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gay burlesque show.
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You're killing us.
Will you serve the dessert already?
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There's drunken dancers a-waiting!
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Look at it. Isn't it beautiful?
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Yeah. What is it?
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It's a trifle.
It's got all these layers.
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First there's a layer
of ladyfingers, then jam...
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then custard,
which I made from scratch...
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then raspberries,
more ladyfingers...
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then beef sauteed
with peas and onions...
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then a little bit more custard...
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then bananas and then
I put whipped cream on top.
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What was the one right before bananas?
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The beef.
Yeah, that was weird to me too.
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But then I thought,
"Well, there's minced-meat pie."
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That's an English dessert.
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These people just put
strange things in their food.
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Can I borrow rum from your place?
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Yeah, sure.
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While I'm gone,
don't you sneak a taste.
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Beef in a dessert?
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No, no, no. There is no way.
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I know. And only one layer of jam?
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What is up with that?
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Oh, my God.
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The pages are stuck together.
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Chandler!
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Oh, my God. She made
half an English trifle and...
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half a shepherd's pie!
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Man, now she's gonna start all over.
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We're never gonna get to introduce
the hot girls to the New World.
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No, no, we will.
We just won't tell her she messed up.
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Just let her serve
the beef-custard thing?
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Yeah. It'll be like
a funny Thanksgiving story.
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Vomiting stories are funny, I guess.
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Joey. God, your
apartment is, like, 100 degrees.
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Did it make you want
to walk around in your underwear?
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No.
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Still not hot enough!
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Rachel. Okay, look at him.
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Look at those strong hands.
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Oh, what I wouldn't give
to be that can of condensed milk.
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Chandler was just saying
how beautiful your sweater is.
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Thank you. I just bought it.
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Yes, well, it's very beautiful and
it's cream-colored and tight and...
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I don't mean tight. It's not tight.
Not that I was looking at...
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What's the matter with him?
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I think he's stoned again.
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What?
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I need to talk to you.
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I think I might know why
my parents don't like you.
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Why?
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Okay, remember we were young.
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Spring break, sophomore year,
I got high in my bedroom...
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and my parents walked in
and smelled it...
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so I told them that you had gotten
stoned and jumped out the window.
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Why did you do that?
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I don't know. Yours was the first
name that popped into my head.
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I didn't think it'd matter.
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How could it not matter?
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How was I to know
we'd be friends after college...
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and you'd be living with my sister?
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What about the
"friends forever" stuff?
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I don't know. I was all high.
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Mom and Dad sent me to find out
if you were trying to get Ross stoned.
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Your parents caught Ross smoking pot
in college, and he blamed it on me!
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I can't believe you!
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We haven't told them we're together
because they hate me, so fix this.
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Okay, okay, I'll tell them