funny.txt

The first step is to gather my variables and I will start with the one that was the most fun; c. The reason it was so fun is because to find the centre of mass, I got the idea to try and balance the whole main arm on a knife’s edge, and then measure the distance from the balance point to the main fulcrum point which would be c. Which meant it was another excuse to let me use a knife ever since I was banned for the incident with the lemon and three pancakes. I am of course joking, my parents never found out about the incident with the lemon and three pancakes, and they never will…