diff --git a/.github/workflows/release.yml b/.github/workflows/release.yml
index 7997a9c1b7..5df0c7b1c1 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/release.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/release.yml
@@ -1,4 +1,6 @@
-# Copyright 2022-2023, axodotdev
+# This file was autogenerated by cargo-dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
+#
+# Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
@@ -6,14 +8,14 @@
 # * checks for a Git Tag that looks like a release
 # * builds artifacts with cargo-dist (archives, installers, hashes)
 # * uploads those artifacts to temporary workflow zip
-# * on success, uploads the artifacts to a Github Release™
+# * on success, uploads the artifacts to a GitHub Release
 #
-# Note that the Github Release™ will be created with a generated
+# Note that the GitHub Release will be created with a generated
 # title/body based on your changelogs.
-name: Release
 
+name: Release
 permissions:
-  contents: write
+  "contents": "write"
 
 # This task will run whenever you push a git tag that looks like a version
 # like "1.0.0", "v0.1.0-prerelease.1", "my-app/0.1.0", "releases/v1.0.0", etc.
@@ -21,31 +23,31 @@ permissions:
 # PACKAGE_NAME must be the name of a Cargo package in your workspace, and VERSION
 # must be a Cargo-style SemVer Version (must have at least major.minor.patch).
 #
-# If PACKAGE_NAME is specified, then the release will be for that
+# If PACKAGE_NAME is specified, then the announcement will be for that
 # package (erroring out if it doesn't have the given version or isn't cargo-dist-able).
 #
-# If PACKAGE_NAME isn't specified, then the release will be for all
+# If PACKAGE_NAME isn't specified, then the announcement will be for all
 # (cargo-dist-able) packages in the workspace with that version (this mode is
 # intended for workspaces with only one dist-able package, or with all dist-able
 # packages versioned/released in lockstep).
 #
 # If you push multiple tags at once, separate instances of this workflow will
-# spin up, creating an independent Github Release™ for each one. However Github
+# spin up, creating an independent announcement for each one. However, GitHub
 # will hard limit this to 3 tags per commit, as it will assume more tags is a
 # mistake.
 #
-# If there's a prerelease-style suffix to the version, then the Github Release™
+# If there's a prerelease-style suffix to the version, then the release(s)
 # will be marked as a prerelease.
 on:
+  pull_request:
   push:
     tags:
       - '**[0-9]+.[0-9]+.[0-9]+*'
-  pull_request:
 
 jobs:
-  # Run 'cargo dist plan' to determine what tasks we need to do
+  # Run 'cargo dist plan' (or host) to determine what tasks we need to do
   plan:
-    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+    runs-on: "ubuntu-20.04"
     outputs:
       val: ${{ steps.plan.outputs.manifest }}
       tag: ${{ !github.event.pull_request && github.ref_name || '' }}
@@ -58,24 +60,39 @@ jobs:
         with:
           submodules: recursive
       - name: Install cargo-dist
-        run: "curl --proto '=https' --tlsv1.2 -LsSf https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/releases/download/v0.3.1/cargo-dist-installer.sh | sh"
+        # we specify bash to get pipefail; it guards against the `curl` command
+        # failing. otherwise `sh` won't catch that `curl` returned non-0
+        shell: bash
+        run: "curl --proto '=https' --tlsv1.2 -LsSf https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/releases/download/v0.22.1/cargo-dist-installer.sh | sh"
+      - name: Cache cargo-dist
+        uses: actions/upload-artifact@v4
+        with:
+          name: cargo-dist-cache
+          path: ~/.cargo/bin/cargo-dist
+      # sure would be cool if github gave us proper conditionals...
+      # so here's a doubly-nested ternary-via-truthiness to try to provide the best possible
+      # functionality based on whether this is a pull_request, and whether it's from a fork.
+      # (PRs run on the *source* but secrets are usually on the *target* -- that's *good*
+      # but also really annoying to build CI around when it needs secrets to work right.)
       - id: plan
         run: |
-          cargo dist plan ${{ !github.event.pull_request && format('--tag={0}', github.ref_name) || '' }} --output-format=json > dist-manifest.json
-          echo "cargo dist plan ran successfully"
-          cat dist-manifest.json
-          echo "manifest=$(jq -c "." dist-manifest.json)" >> "$GITHUB_OUTPUT"
+          cargo dist ${{ (!github.event.pull_request && format('host --steps=create --tag={0}', github.ref_name)) || 'plan' }} --output-format=json > plan-dist-manifest.json
+          echo "cargo dist ran successfully"
+          cat plan-dist-manifest.json
+          echo "manifest=$(jq -c "." plan-dist-manifest.json)" >> "$GITHUB_OUTPUT"
       - name: "Upload dist-manifest.json"
-        uses: actions/upload-artifact@v3
+        uses: actions/upload-artifact@v4
         with:
-          name: artifacts
-          path: dist-manifest.json
+          name: artifacts-plan-dist-manifest
+          path: plan-dist-manifest.json
 
   # Build and packages all the platform-specific things
-  upload-local-artifacts:
+  build-local-artifacts:
+    name: build-local-artifacts (${{ join(matrix.targets, ', ') }})
     # Let the initial task tell us to not run (currently very blunt)
-    needs: plan
-    if: ${{ fromJson(needs.plan.outputs.val).releases != null && (needs.plan.outputs.publishing == 'true' || fromJson(needs.plan.outputs.val).ci.github.pr_run_mode == 'upload') }}
+    needs:
+      - plan
+    if: ${{ fromJson(needs.plan.outputs.val).ci.github.artifacts_matrix.include != null && (needs.plan.outputs.publishing == 'true' || fromJson(needs.plan.outputs.val).ci.github.pr_run_mode == 'upload') }}
     strategy:
       fail-fast: false
       # Target platforms/runners are computed by cargo-dist in create-release.
@@ -92,17 +109,30 @@ jobs:
     runs-on: ${{ matrix.runner }}
     env:
       GH_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
+      BUILD_MANIFEST_NAME: target/distrib/${{ join(matrix.targets, '-') }}-dist-manifest.json
     steps:
+      - name: enable windows longpaths
+        run: |
+          git config --global core.longpaths true
       - uses: actions/checkout@v4
         with:
           submodules: recursive
-      - uses: swatinem/rust-cache@v2
       - name: Install cargo-dist
         run: ${{ matrix.install_dist }}
+      # Get the dist-manifest
+      - name: Fetch local artifacts
+        uses: actions/download-artifact@v4
+        with:
+          pattern: artifacts-*
+          path: target/distrib/
+          merge-multiple: true
+      - name: Install dependencies
+        run: |
+          ${{ matrix.packages_install }}
       - name: Build artifacts
         run: |
           # Actually do builds and make zips and whatnot
-          cargo dist build ${{ needs.plan.outputs.tag-flag }} --output-format=json ${{ matrix.dist_args }} > dist-manifest.json
+          cargo dist build ${{ needs.plan.outputs.tag-flag }} --print=linkage --output-format=json ${{ matrix.dist_args }} > dist-manifest.json
           echo "cargo dist ran successfully"
       - id: cargo-dist
         name: Post-build
@@ -111,81 +141,143 @@ jobs:
         # inconsistent syntax between shell and powershell.
         shell: bash
         run: |
-          # Parse out what we just built and upload it to the Github Release™
+          # Parse out what we just built and upload it to scratch storage
           echo "paths<<EOF" >> "$GITHUB_OUTPUT"
-          jq --raw-output ".artifacts[]?.path | select( . != null )" dist-manifest.json >> "$GITHUB_OUTPUT"
+          jq --raw-output ".upload_files[]" dist-manifest.json >> "$GITHUB_OUTPUT"
           echo "EOF" >> "$GITHUB_OUTPUT"
+
+          cp dist-manifest.json "$BUILD_MANIFEST_NAME"
       - name: "Upload artifacts"
-        uses: actions/upload-artifact@v3
+        uses: actions/upload-artifact@v4
         with:
-          name: artifacts
-          path: ${{ steps.cargo-dist.outputs.paths }}
+          name: artifacts-build-local-${{ join(matrix.targets, '_') }}
+          path: |
+            ${{ steps.cargo-dist.outputs.paths }}
+            ${{ env.BUILD_MANIFEST_NAME }}
 
   # Build and package all the platform-agnostic(ish) things
-  upload-global-artifacts:
-    needs: [plan, upload-local-artifacts]
+  build-global-artifacts:
+    needs:
+      - plan
+      - build-local-artifacts
     runs-on: "ubuntu-20.04"
     env:
       GH_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
+      BUILD_MANIFEST_NAME: target/distrib/global-dist-manifest.json
     steps:
       - uses: actions/checkout@v4
         with:
           submodules: recursive
-      - name: Install cargo-dist
-        run: "curl --proto '=https' --tlsv1.2 -LsSf https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/releases/download/v0.3.1/cargo-dist-installer.sh | sh"
+      - name: Install cached cargo-dist
+        uses: actions/download-artifact@v4
+        with:
+          name: cargo-dist-cache
+          path: ~/.cargo/bin/
+      - run: chmod +x ~/.cargo/bin/cargo-dist
       # Get all the local artifacts for the global tasks to use (for e.g. checksums)
       - name: Fetch local artifacts
-        uses: actions/download-artifact@v3
+        uses: actions/download-artifact@v4
         with:
-          name: artifacts
+          pattern: artifacts-*
           path: target/distrib/
+          merge-multiple: true
       - id: cargo-dist
         shell: bash
         run: |
           cargo dist build ${{ needs.plan.outputs.tag-flag }} --output-format=json "--artifacts=global" > dist-manifest.json
           echo "cargo dist ran successfully"
 
-          # Parse out what we just built and upload it to the Github Release™
+          # Parse out what we just built and upload it to scratch storage
           echo "paths<<EOF" >> "$GITHUB_OUTPUT"
-          jq --raw-output ".artifacts[]?.path | select( . != null )" dist-manifest.json >> "$GITHUB_OUTPUT"
+          jq --raw-output ".upload_files[]" dist-manifest.json >> "$GITHUB_OUTPUT"
           echo "EOF" >> "$GITHUB_OUTPUT"
+
+          cp dist-manifest.json "$BUILD_MANIFEST_NAME"
       - name: "Upload artifacts"
-        uses: actions/upload-artifact@v3
+        uses: actions/upload-artifact@v4
         with:
-          name: artifacts
-          path: ${{ steps.cargo-dist.outputs.paths }}
-
-  should-publish:
+          name: artifacts-build-global
+          path: |
+            ${{ steps.cargo-dist.outputs.paths }}
+            ${{ env.BUILD_MANIFEST_NAME }}
+  # Determines if we should publish/announce
+  host:
     needs:
       - plan
-      - upload-local-artifacts
-      - upload-global-artifacts
-    if: ${{ needs.plan.outputs.publishing == 'true' }}
-    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
-    steps:
-      - name: print tag
-        run: echo "ok we're publishing!"
-
-  # Create a Github Release with all the results once everything is done,
-  publish-release:
-    needs: [plan, should-publish]
-    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+      - build-local-artifacts
+      - build-global-artifacts
+    # Only run if we're "publishing", and only if local and global didn't fail (skipped is fine)
+    if: ${{ always() && needs.plan.outputs.publishing == 'true' && (needs.build-global-artifacts.result == 'skipped' || needs.build-global-artifacts.result == 'success') && (needs.build-local-artifacts.result == 'skipped' || needs.build-local-artifacts.result == 'success') }}
     env:
       GH_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
+    runs-on: "ubuntu-20.04"
+    outputs:
+      val: ${{ steps.host.outputs.manifest }}
     steps:
       - uses: actions/checkout@v4
         with:
           submodules: recursive
-      - name: "Download artifacts"
-        uses: actions/download-artifact@v3
+      - name: Install cached cargo-dist
+        uses: actions/download-artifact@v4
+        with:
+          name: cargo-dist-cache
+          path: ~/.cargo/bin/
+      - run: chmod +x ~/.cargo/bin/cargo-dist
+      # Fetch artifacts from scratch-storage
+      - name: Fetch artifacts
+        uses: actions/download-artifact@v4
+        with:
+          pattern: artifacts-*
+          path: target/distrib/
+          merge-multiple: true
+      - id: host
+        shell: bash
+        run: |
+          cargo dist host ${{ needs.plan.outputs.tag-flag }} --steps=upload --steps=release --output-format=json > dist-manifest.json
+          echo "artifacts uploaded and released successfully"
+          cat dist-manifest.json
+          echo "manifest=$(jq -c "." dist-manifest.json)" >> "$GITHUB_OUTPUT"
+      - name: "Upload dist-manifest.json"
+        uses: actions/upload-artifact@v4
+        with:
+          # Overwrite the previous copy
+          name: artifacts-dist-manifest
+          path: dist-manifest.json
+      # Create a GitHub Release while uploading all files to it
+      - name: "Download GitHub Artifacts"
+        uses: actions/download-artifact@v4
         with:
-          name: artifacts
+          pattern: artifacts-*
           path: artifacts
-      - name: Create Release
-        uses: ncipollo/release-action@v1
-        with:
-          tag: ${{ needs.plan.outputs.tag }}
-          name: ${{ fromJson(needs.plan.outputs.val).announcement_title }}
-          body: ${{ fromJson(needs.plan.outputs.val).announcement_github_body }}
-          prerelease: ${{ fromJson(needs.plan.outputs.val).announcement_is_prerelease }}
-          artifacts: "artifacts/*"
+          merge-multiple: true
+      - name: Cleanup
+        run: |
+          # Remove the granular manifests
+          rm -f artifacts/*-dist-manifest.json
+      - name: Create GitHub Release
+        env:
+          PRERELEASE_FLAG: "${{ fromJson(steps.host.outputs.manifest).announcement_is_prerelease && '--prerelease' || '' }}"
+          ANNOUNCEMENT_TITLE: "${{ fromJson(steps.host.outputs.manifest).announcement_title }}"
+          ANNOUNCEMENT_BODY: "${{ fromJson(steps.host.outputs.manifest).announcement_github_body }}"
+          RELEASE_COMMIT: "${{ github.sha }}"
+        run: |
+          # Write and read notes from a file to avoid quoting breaking things
+          echo "$ANNOUNCEMENT_BODY" > $RUNNER_TEMP/notes.txt
+
+          gh release create "${{ needs.plan.outputs.tag }}" --target "$RELEASE_COMMIT" $PRERELEASE_FLAG --title "$ANNOUNCEMENT_TITLE" --notes-file "$RUNNER_TEMP/notes.txt" artifacts/*
+
+  announce:
+    needs:
+      - plan
+      - host
+    # use "always() && ..." to allow us to wait for all publish jobs while
+    # still allowing individual publish jobs to skip themselves (for prereleases).
+    # "host" however must run to completion, no skipping allowed!
+    if: ${{ always() && needs.host.result == 'success' }}
+    runs-on: "ubuntu-20.04"
+    env:
+      GH_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
+    steps:
+      - uses: actions/checkout@v4
+        with:
+          submodules: recursive
diff --git a/Cargo.toml b/Cargo.toml
index 0730e061b4..cdf5e27c53 100644
--- a/Cargo.toml
+++ b/Cargo.toml
@@ -17,17 +17,25 @@ default-members = [
 # Config for 'cargo dist'
 [workspace.metadata.dist]
 # The preferred cargo-dist version to use in CI (Cargo.toml SemVer syntax)
-cargo-dist-version = "0.3.1"
+cargo-dist-version = "0.22.1"
 # CI backends to support
-ci = ["github"]
+ci = "github"
 # The installers to generate for each app
-installers = ["shell", "powershell"]
+installers = ["shell"]
 # Target platforms to build apps for (Rust target-triple syntax)
-targets = ["x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu", "aarch64-apple-darwin", "x86_64-apple-darwin"]
+targets = ["aarch64-apple-darwin", "x86_64-apple-darwin", "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu"]
 # Whether to consider the binaries in a package for distribution (defaults true)
 dist = false
-# Publish jobs to run in CI
+# Which actions to run on pull requests
 pr-run-mode = "plan"
+# Path that installers should place binaries in
+install-path = "CARGO_HOME"
+# Whether to install an updater program
+install-updater = false
+
+[workspace.metadata.dist.github-custom-runners]
+aarch64-apple-darwin = "macos-14"
+x86_64-apple-darwin = "macos-12"
 
 # Config for 'cargo release'
 [workspace.metadata.release]