generate_self_worth

#!/usr/bin/env ruby -w
require 'date'
require 'fileutils'

# OMG PLZ SEND PULL REQUESTS WITH MORE AWESOME MSGS
messages = [
  "My kid's appointment at the pediatrician can wait, I need to get this commit in.",
  "Sorry honey, I need to keep my streak going - we'll have sex tomorrow!",
  "This commit brought to you by my privilege.",
  "My employer lets me use work time to contribute to open source."
]

rr = "Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"

# yay sloppy!
raise 'plz run from master, kthx' unless `git rev-parse --abbrev-ref HEAD`.strip == 'master'
start = `git ls-remote https://github.com/sdboyer/dear_github_can_i_go_home_now.git`.strip.match(/([a-z0-9]{40})\trefs\/heads\/genesis/)
`git reset --hard #{start[1]}`

puts 'Traveling back in time to the founding of Github! (actually, just a year.)'
i = 0
Date.today.prev_year.step(Date.today) do |day|
  str = rr.split(' ')[i % 34]
  extra = i % 34 == 0 ? "\n" : ' '
  str = extra << str if i != 0

  File.open('self_worth', 'a') { |f| f.write(str) }
  File.open('msg', 'w') { |f| f.write(messages.sample) }
  t = day.to_time + 14400 + rand(57600)
  system({'GIT_COMMITTER_DATE' => t.to_s, 'GIT_AUTHOR_DATE' => t.to_s}, "git commit -q -F msg -- self_worth")
  i += 1
  $stdout.write "\r\033[KProving your worth with commits in #{day.strftime('%B, %Y')}..."
end

FileUtils.rm 'msg'

puts "\n\nNow show the world you are worth the physical space your body occupies - PUSH TO GITHUB! (`git push origin master`)"