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ham So ü pay first lar... Then when is da stock comin...
ham Aft i finish my lunch then i go str down lor. Ard 3 smth lor. U finish ur lunch already?
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ham Just forced myself to eat a slice. I'm really not hungry tho. This sucks. Mark is getting worried. He knows I'm sick when I turn down pizza. Lol
ham Lol your always so convincing.
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ham I'm back & we're packing the car now, I'll let you know if there's room
ham Ahhh. Work. I vaguely remember that! What does it feel like? Lol
ham Wait that's still not all that clear, were you not sure about me being sarcastic or that that's why x doesn't want to live with us
ham Yeah he got in at 2 and was v apologetic. n had fallen out and she was actin like spoilt child and he got caught up in that. Till 2! But we won't go there! Not doing too badly cheers. You?
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ham For fear of fainting with the of all that housework you just did? Quick have a cuppa
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ham Oops, I'll let you know when my roommate's done
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ham Your gonna have to pick up a $1 burger for yourself on your way home. I can't even move. Pain is killing me.
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ham Finished class where are you.
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ham U can call me now...
ham I am waiting machan. Call me once you free.
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ham I like you peoples very much:) but am very shy pa.
ham Does not operate after <#> or what
ham Its not the same here. Still looking for a job. How much do Ta's earn there.
ham Sorry, I'll call later
ham K. Did you call me just now ah?
ham Ok i am on the way to home hi hi
ham You will be in the place of that man
ham Yup next stop.
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ham For real when u getting on yo? I only need 2 more tickets and one more jacket and I'm done. I already used all my multis.
ham Yes I started to send requests to make it but pain came back so I'm back in bed. Double coins at the factory too. I gotta cash in all my nitros.
ham I'm really not up to it still tonight babe
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ham Yeah do! Don‘t stand to close tho- you‘ll catch something!
ham Sorry to be a pain. Is it ok if we meet another night? I spent late afternoon in casualty and that means i haven't done any of y stuff42moro and that includes all my time sheets and that. Sorry.
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ham i see. When we finish we have loads of loans to pay
ham Hi. Wk been ok - on hols now! Yes on for a bit of a run. Forgot that i have hairdressers appointment at four so need to get home n shower beforehand. Does that cause prob for u?"
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ham Please don't text me anymore. I have nothing else to say.
ham Okay name ur price as long as its legal! Wen can I pick them up? Y u ave x ams xx
ham I'm still looking for a car to buy. And have not gone 4the driving test yet.
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ham Thanks a lot for your wishes on my birthday. Thanks you for making my birthday truly memorable.
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ham I know! Grumpy old people. My mom was like you better not be lying. Then again I am always the one to play jokes...
ham Dont worry. I guess he's busy.
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ham I'm ok wif it cos i like 2 try new things. But i scared u dun like mah. Cos u said not too loud.
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ham Hmm...my uncle just informed me that he's paying the school directly. So pls buy food.
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ham Good stuff, will do.
ham Just so that you know,yetunde hasn't sent money yet. I just sent her a text not to bother sending. So its over, you dont have to involve yourself in anything. I shouldn't have imposed anything on you in the first place so for that, i apologise.
ham Are you there in room.
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ham No no. I will check all rooms befor activities
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ham Yes see ya not on the dot
ham Whats the staff name who is taking class for us?
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ham K..i deleted my contact that why?
ham Sindu got job in birla soft ..
ham The wine is flowing and i'm i have nevering..
ham Yup i thk cine is better cos no need 2 go down 2 plaza mah.
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ham You are everywhere dirt, on the floor, the windows, even on my shirt. And sometimes when i open my mouth, you are all that comes flowing out. I dream of my world without you, then half my chores are out too. A time of joy for me, lots of tv shows i.ll see. But i guess like all things you just must exist, like rain, hail and mist, and when my time here is done, you and i become one.
ham Aaooooright are you at work?
ham I'm leaving my house now...
ham Hello, my love. What are you doing? Did you get to that interview today? Are you you happy? Are you being a good boy? Do you think of me?Are you missing me ?
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ham Keep yourself safe for me because I need you and I miss you already and I envy everyone that see's you in real life
ham New car and house for my parents.:)i have only new job in hand:)
ham I'm so in love with you. I'm excited each day i spend with you. You make me so happy.
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ham Great escape. I fancy the bridge but needs her lager. See you tomo
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ham What time you coming down later?
ham Bloody hell, cant believe you forgot my surname Mr . Ill give u a clue, its spanish and begins with m...
ham Well, i'm gonna finish my bath now. Have a good...fine night.
ham Let me know when you've got the money so carlos can make the call
ham U still going to the mall?
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ham Coffee cake, i guess...
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ham Maybe i could get book out tomo then return it immediately ..? Or something.
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ham Busy here. Trying to finish for new year. I am looking forward to finally meeting you...
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ham I will spoil you in bed as well :)
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ham Morning only i can ok.
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ham All was well until slightly disastrous class this pm with my fav darlings! Hope day off ok. Coffee wld be good as can't stay late tomorrow. Same time + place as always?
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ham Come by our room at some point so we can iron out the plan for this weekend
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ham Ok. She'll be ok. I guess
ham aathi..where are you dear..
ham Any pain on urination any thing else?
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ham Ok I'm gonna head up to usf in like fifteen minutes
ham Love you aathi..love u lot..
ham Tension ah?what machi?any problem?
ham K, can I pick up another 8th when you're done?
ham When're you guys getting back? G said you were thinking about not staying for mcr
ham Almost there, see u in a sec
ham Yo carlos, a few friends are already asking me about you, you working at all this weekend?
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ham What class of <#> reunion?
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ham Fighting with the world is easy, u either win or lose bt fightng with some1 who is close to u is dificult if u lose - u lose if u win - u still lose.
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ham Lolnice. I went from a fish to ..water.?
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ham No it's waiting in e car dat's bored wat. Cos wait outside got nothing 2 do. At home can do my stuff or watch tv wat.
ham Maybe westshore or hyde park village, the place near my house?
ham You should know now. So how's anthony. Are you bringing money. I've school fees to pay and rent and stuff like that. Thats why i need your help. A friend in need....|
ham What's the significance?
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ham No..jst change tat only..
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ham That way transport is less problematic than on sat night. By the way, if u want to ask n to join my bday, feel free. But need to know definite nos as booking on fri.
ham Usually the person is unconscious that's in children but in adults they may just behave abnormally. I.ll call you now
ham But that's on ebay it might be less elsewhere.
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ham That's very rude, you on campus?
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ham Probably gonna be here for a while, see you later tonight <)
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ham 4 oclock at mine. Just to bash out a flat plan.
ham This girl does not stay in bed. This girl doesn't need recovery time. Id rather pass out while having fun then be cooped up in bed
ham Then any special there?
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ham Imagine you finally get to sink into that bath after I have put you through your paces, maybe even having you eat me for a while before I left ... But also imagine the feel of that cage on your cock surrounded by the bath water, reminding you always who owns you ... Enjoy, my cuck
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ham Sure, if I get an acknowledgement from you that it's astoundingly tactless and generally faggy to demand a blood oath fo
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ham I‘ll have a look at the frying pan in case it‘s cheap or a book perhaps. No that‘s silly a frying pan isn‘t likely to be a book
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ham Having lunch:)you are not in online?why?
ham I know that my friend already told that.
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ham Ill call u 2mrw at ninish, with my address that icky American freek wont stop callin me 2 bad Jen k eh?
ham Oooh bed ridden ey? What are YOU thinking of?
ham So anyways, you can just go to your gym or whatever, my love *smiles* I hope your ok and having a good day babe ... I miss you so much already
ham Love it! Daddy will make you scream with pleasure! I am going to slap your ass with my dick!
ham WOT U WANNA DO THEN MISSY?
ham Yar lor wait 4 my mum 2 finish sch then have lunch lor... I whole morning stay at home clean my room now my room quite clean... Hee...
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ham Nope i waiting in sch 4 daddy...
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ham Huh so early.. Then ü having dinner outside izzit?
ham Ok anyway no need to change with what you said
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ham my ex-wife was not able to have kids. Do you want kids one day?
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ham Tell them u have a headache and just want to use 1 hour of sick time.
ham I dun thk i'll quit yet... Hmmm, can go jazz ? Yogasana oso can... We can go meet em after our lessons den...
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ham I'm in a meeting, call me later at
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ham Will do. Was exhausted on train this morning. Too much wine and pie. You sleep well too
ham I'm going out to buy mum's present ar.
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ham If u sending her home first it's ok lor. I'm not ready yet.
ham Speaking of does he have any cash yet?
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ham Meet after lunch la...
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ham what I meant to say is cant wait to see u again getting bored of this bridgwater banter
ham Neva mind it's ok..
ham It's fine, imma get a drink or somethin. Want me to come find you?
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ham Its a valentine game. . . Send dis msg to all ur friends. .. If 5 answers r d same then someone really loves u. Ques- which colour suits me the best?rply me
ham I have many dependents
ham THANX4 TODAY CER IT WAS NICE 2 CATCH UP BUT WE AVE 2 FIND MORE TIME MORE OFTEN OH WELL TAKE CARE C U SOON.C
ham I called and said all to him:)then he have to choose this future.
ham "Happy valentines day" I know its early but i have hundreds of handsomes and beauties to wish. So i thought to finish off aunties and uncles 1st...
ham He like not v shock leh. Cos telling shuhui is like telling leona also. Like dat almost all know liao. He got ask me abt ur reaction lor.
ham For my family happiness..
ham I come n pick ü up... Come out immediately aft ur lesson...
ham Let there be snow. Let there be snow. This kind of weather brings ppl together so friendships can grow.
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ham MAKE SURE ALEX KNOWS HIS BIRTHDAY IS OVER IN FIFTEEN MINUTES AS FAR AS YOU'RE CONCERNED
ham sorry, no, have got few things to do. may be in pub later.
ham Nah it's straight, if you can just bring bud or drinks or something that's actually a little more useful than straight cash
ham Haha good to hear, I'm officially paid and on the market for an 8th
ham How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
ham Yup i thk they r e teacher said that will make my face look longer. Darren ask me not 2 cut too short.
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ham Please dont say like that. Hi hi hi
ham Thank u!
ham Oh that was a forwarded message. I thought you send that to me
ham Got it. Seventeen pounds for seven hundred ml – hope ok.
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ham Me n him so funny...
ham Sweetheart, hope you are not having that kind of day! Have one with loads of reasons to smile. Biola
ham When ü login dat time... Dad fetching ü home now?
ham What will we do in the shower, baby?
ham I had askd u a question some hours before. Its answer
ham Well imma definitely need to restock before thanksgiving, I'll let you know when I'm out
ham said kiss, kiss, i can't do the sound effects! He is a gorgeous man isn't he! Kind of person who needs a smile to brighten his day!
ham Probably gonna swing by in a wee bit
ham Ya very nice. . .be ready on thursday
ham Allo! We have braved the buses and taken on the trains and triumphed. I mean we‘re in b‘ham. Have a jolly good rest of week
ham Watching cartoon, listening music & at eve had to go temple & church.. What about u?
ham Do you mind if I ask what happened? You dont have to say if it is uncomfortable.
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ham No prob. I will send to your email.
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ham Thats cool! Sometimes slow and gentle. Sonetimes rough and hard :)
ham I'm gonna say no. Sorry. I would but as normal am starting to panic about time. Sorry again! Are you seeing on Tuesday?
ham Wait, do you know if wesleys in town? I bet she does hella drugs!
ham Fine i miss you very much.
ham Did u got that persons story
ham Tell them the drug dealer's getting impatient
ham Sun cant come to earth but send luv as rays. cloud cant come to river but send luv as rain. I cant come to meet U, but can send my care as msg to U. Gud evng
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ham Then mum's repent how?
ham Sorry me going home first... Daddy come fetch ü later...
ham Leave it de:-). Start Prepare for next:-)..
ham Yes baby! We can study all the positions of the kama sutra ;)
ham En chikku nange bakra msg kalstiya..then had tea/coffee?
ham Carlos'll be here in a minute if you still need to buy
ham This pay is <DECIMAL> lakhs:)
ham Have a good evening! Ttyl
ham Did u receive my msg?
ham Ho ho - big belly laugh! See ya tomo
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ham Ditto. And you won't have to worry about me saying ANYTHING to you anymore. Like i said last night, you do whatever you want and i'll do the same. Peace.
ham I've got <#> , any way I could pick up?
ham I dont knw pa, i just drink milk..
ham Maybe?! Say hi to and find out if got his card. Great escape or wetherspoons?
ham Piggy, r u awake? I bet u're still sleeping. I'm going 4 lunch now...
ham Cause I'm not freaky lol
ham Missed your call cause I was yelling at scrappy. Miss u. Can't wait for u to come home. I'm so lonely today.
ham What is this 'hex' place you talk of? Explain!
ham Ü log off 4 wat. It's sdryb8i
ham Is xy going 4 e lunch?
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ham I wanted to ask ü to wait 4 me to finish lect. Cos my lect finishes in an hour anyway.
ham Have you finished work yet? :)
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ham Dear,Me at cherthala.in case u r coming cochin pls call bfore u start.i shall also reach accordingly.or tell me which day u r coming.tmorow i am engaged ans its holiday.
ham Thanks love. But am i doing torch or bold.
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ham Was the farm open?
ham Sorry to trouble u again. Can buy 4d for my dad again? 1405, 1680, 1843. All 2 big 1 small, sat n sun. Thanx.
ham My sister in law, hope you are having a great month. Just saying hey. Abiola
ham Will purchase d stuff today and mail to you. Do you have a po box number?
ham Ah poop. Looks like ill prob have to send in my laptop to get fixed cuz it has a gpu problem
ham Good. Good job. I like entrepreneurs
ham Aight, you close by or still down around alex's place?
ham meet you in corporation st outside gap … you can see how my mind is working!
ham Mum ask ü to buy food home...
ham K..u also dont msg or reply to his msg..
ham How much r ü willing to pay?
ham Sorry, I'll call later
ham What is important is that you prevent dehydration by giving her enough fluids
ham Thats a bit weird, even ?- where is the do supposed to be happening? But good idea, sure they will be in pub!
ham True dear..i sat to pray evening and felt so.so i sms'd you in some time...
ham I don't think I can get away for a trek that long with family in town, sorry
ham So when do you wanna gym harri
ham Quite late lar... Ard 12 anyway i wun b drivin...
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ham Height of Confidence: All the Aeronautics professors wer calld & they wer askd 2 sit in an aeroplane. Aftr they sat they wer told dat the plane ws made by their students. Dey all hurried out of d plane.. Bt only 1 didnt move... He said:"if it is made by my students,this wont even start........ Datz confidence..
ham It just seems like weird timing that the night that all you and g want is for me to come smoke is the same day as when a shitstorm is attributed to me always coming over and making everyone smoke
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ham Save yourself the stress. If the person has a dorm account, just send your account details and the money will be sent to you.
ham He also knows about lunch menu only da. . I know
ham When i have stuff to sell i.ll tell you
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ham Book which lesson? then you msg me... I will call up after work or sth... I'm going to get specs. My membership is PX3748
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ham Macha dont feel upset.i can assume your mindset.believe me one evening with me and i have some wonderful plans for both of us.LET LIFE BEGIN AGAIN.call me anytime
ham Oh is it? Send me the address
ham S'fine. Anytime. All the best with it.
ham That is wondar full flim.
ham Ya even those cookies have jelly on them
ham The world is running and i am still.maybe all are feeling the same,so be it.or i have to admit,i am mad.then where is the correction?or let me call this is life.and keep running with the world,may be u r also running.lets run.
ham Got it! It looks scrumptious... daddy wants to eat you all night long!
ham Of cos can lar i'm not so ba dao ok... 1 pm lor... Y u never ask where we go ah... I said u would ask on fri but he said u will ask today...
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ham Exactly. Anyways how far. Is jide her to study or just visiting
ham Dunno y u ask me.
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ham No he didn't. Spring is coming early yay!
ham Lol you won't feel bad when I use her money to take you out to a steak dinner =D
ham Even u dont get in trouble while convincing..just tel him once or twice and just tel neglect his msgs dont c and read it..just dont reply
ham Leaving to qatar tonite in search of an opportunity.all went fast.pls add me in ur prayers dear.Rakhesh
ham Then why no one talking to me
ham Thanks for looking out for me. I really appreciate.
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ham Wish i were with you now!
ham Haha mayb u're rite... U know me well. Da feeling of being liked by someone is gd lor. U faster go find one then all gals in our group attached liao.
ham Yes i will be there. Glad you made it.
ham Do well :)all will for little time. Thing of good times ahead:
ham Just got up. have to be out of the room very soon. …. i hadn't put the clocks back til at 8 i shouted at everyone to get up and then realised it was 7. wahay. another hour in bed.
ham Ok. There may be a free gym about.
ham Men like shorter ladies. Gaze up into his eyes.
ham Dunno he jus say go lido. Same time 930.
ham I promise to take good care of you, princess. I have to run now. Please send pics when you get a chance. Ttyl!
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ham Is there a reason we've not spoken this year? Anyways have a great week and all the best in your exam
ham By monday next week. Give me the full gist
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ham Dont gimme that lip caveboy
ham When did you get to the library
ham Realy sorry-i don't recognise this number and am now confused :) who r u please?!
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ham Cant think of anyone with * spare room off * top of my head
ham Faith makes things possible,Hope makes things work,Love makes things beautiful,May you have all three this Christmas!Merry Christmas!
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ham Call me when you/carlos is/are here, my phone's vibrate is acting up and I might not hear texts
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ham We are at grandmas. Oh dear, u still ill? I felt Shit this morning but i think i am just hungover! Another night then. We leave on sat.
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ham Nothing but we jus tot u would ask cos u ba gua... But we went mt faber yest... Yest jus went out already mah so today not going out... Jus call lor...
ham Wishing you and your family Merry "X" mas and HAPPY NEW Year in advance..
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ham I'm nt goin, got somethin on, unless they meetin 4 dinner lor... Haha, i wonder who will go tis time...
ham Sorry, I'll call later
ham I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
ham Lol I know! They're so dramatic. Schools already closed for tomorrow. Apparently we can't drive in the inch of snow were supposed to get.
ham Not getting anywhere with this damn job hunting over here!
ham Lol! U drunkard! Just doing my hair at d moment. Yeah still up 4 tonight. Wats the plan?
ham idc get over here, you are not weaseling your way out of this shit twice in a row
ham I wil be there with in <#> minutes. Got any space
ham Just sleeping..and surfing
ham Thanks for picking up the trash.
ham Why don't you go tell your friend you're not sure you want to live with him because he smokes too much then spend hours begging him to come smoke
ham "Hi its Kate it was lovely to see you tonight and ill phone you tomorrow. I got to sing and a guy gave me his card! xxx"
ham Happy New year my dear brother. I really do miss you. Just got your number and decided to send you this text wishing you only happiness. Abiola
ham That means get the door
ham Your opinion about me? 1. Over 2. Jada 3. Kusruthi 4. Lovable 5. Silent 6. Spl character 7. Not matured 8. Stylish 9. Simple Pls reply..
ham Hmmm ... I thought we said 2 hours slave, not 3 ... You are late ... How should I punish you ?
ham Beerage?
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ham Dont think so. It turns off like randomlly within 5min of opening
ham She was supposed to be but couldn't make it, she's still in town though
ham It does it on its own. Most of the time it fixes my spelling. But sometimes it gets a completely diff word. Go figure
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ham Gud mrng dear hav a nice day
ham This is hoping you enjoyed your game yesterday. Sorry i've not been in touch but pls know that you are fondly bein thot off. Have a great week. Abiola
ham All e best 4 ur driving tmr :-)
ham Y?WHERE U AT DOGBREATH? ITS JUST SOUNDING LIKE JAN C THATS AL!!!!!!!!!
ham Omg I want to scream. I weighed myself and I lost more weight! Woohoo!
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ham it's really getting me down just hanging around.
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ham Ok i msg u b4 i leave my house.
ham "Gimme a few" was <#> minutes ago
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ham K I'll be there before 4.
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ham sure, but make sure he knows we ain't smokin yet
ham Boooo you always work. Just quit.
ham I am taking half day leave bec i am not well
ham Ugh I don't wanna get out of bed. It's so warm.
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ham Where's my boytoy? I miss you ... What happened?
ham He has lots of used ones babe, but the model doesn't help. Youi have to bring it over and he'll match it up
ham Also are you bringing galileo or dobby
ham Then why you not responding
ham "BOO BABE! U ENJOYIN YOURJOB? U SEEMED 2 B GETTIN ON WELL HUNNY!HOPE URE OK?TAKE CARE & ILLSPEAK 2U SOONLOTS OF LOVEME XXXX."
ham Good afternoon starshine! How's my boytoy? Does he crave me yet? Ache to fuck me ? *sips cappuccino* I miss you babe *teasing kiss*
ham On the road so cant txt
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ham Have a good evening! Ttyl
ham Hmm .. Bits and pieces lol ... *sighs* ...
ham Hahaha..use your brain dear
ham Hey. You got any mail?
ham Sorry light turned green, I meant another friend wanted <#> worth but he may not be around
ham Thanks for yesterday sir. You have been wonderful. Hope you enjoyed the burial. MojiBiola
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ham Hi mate its RV did u hav a nice hol just a message 3 say hello coz havent sent u 1 in ages started driving so stay off roads!RVx
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ham Thank you so much. When we skyped wit kz and sura, we didnt get the pleasure of your company. Hope you are good. We've given you ultimatum oh! We are countin down to aburo. Enjoy! This is the message i sent days ago
ham Surely result will offer:)
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ham I luv u soo much u dont understand how special u r 2 me ring u 2morrow luv u xxx
ham Pls send me a comprehensive mail about who i'm paying, when and how much.
ham Our Prashanthettan's mother passed away last night. pray for her and family.
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ham K.k:)when are you going?
ham Meanwhile in the shit suite: xavier decided to give us <#> seconds of warning that samantha was coming over and is playing jay's guitar to impress her or some shit. Also I don't think doug realizes I don't live here anymore
ham My stomach has been thru so much trauma I swear I just can't eat. I better lose weight.
ham I am in office:)whats the matter..msg me now.i will call you at break:).
ham Yeah there's barely enough room for the two of us, x has too many fucking shoes. Sorry man, see you later
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ham U reach orchard already? U wan 2 go buy tickets first?
ham I am real, baby! I want to bring out your inner tigress...
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ham "AH POOR BABY!HOPE URFEELING BETTERSN LUV! PROBTHAT OVERDOSE OF WORK HEY GO CAREFUL SPK 2 U SN LOTS OF LOVEJEN XXX."
ham Stop the story. I've told him i've returned it and he's saying i should not re order it.
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ham Going to take your babe out ?
ham Hai ana tomarrow am coming on morning. <DECIMAL> ill be there in sathy then we ll go to RTO office. Reply me after came to home.
ham Spoons it is then okay?
ham Did he just say somebody is named tampa
ham In work now. Going have in few min.
ham Your brother is a genius
ham Sorry, I guess whenever I can get a hold of my connections, maybe an hour or two? I'll text you
ham Did u find out what time the bus is at coz i need to sort some stuff out.
ham Dude ive been seeing a lotta corvettes lately
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ham Same here, but I consider walls and bunkers and shit important just because I never play on peaceful but I guess your place is high enough that it don't matter
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ham Well am officially in a philosophical hole, so if u wanna call am at home ready to be saved!
ham Its going good...no problem..but still need little experience to understand american customer voice...
ham I'll text you when I drop x off
ham Ugh its been a long day. I'm exhausted. Just want to cuddle up and take a nap
ham Talk With Yourself Atleast Once In A Day...!!! Otherwise You Will Miss Your Best FRIEND In This WORLD...!!! -Shakespeare- SHESIL <#>
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ham see, i knew giving you a break a few times woul lead to you always wanting to miss curfew. I was gonna gibe you 'til one, but a MIDNIGHT movie is not gonna get out til after 2. You need to come home. You need to getsleep and, if anything, you need to b studdying ear training.
ham I love to give massages. I use lots of baby oil... What is your fave position?
ham Dude we should go sup again
ham Yoyyooo u know how to change permissions for a drive in mac. My usb flash drive
ham Gibbs unsold.mike hussey
ham I like to talk pa but am not able to. I dont know y.
ham Y dun cut too short leh. U dun like ah? She failed. She's quite sad.
ham You unbelievable faglord
ham Wife.how she knew the time of murder exactly
ham Why do you ask princess?
ham I am great princess! What are you thinking about me? :)
ham Nutter. Cutter. Ctter. Cttergg. Cttargg. Ctargg. Ctagg. ie you
ham It's ok i noe u're busy but i'm really too bored so i msg u. I oso dunno wat colour she choose 4 me one.
ham Doesn't g have class early tomorrow and thus shouldn't be trying to smoke at <#>
ham Superb Thought- "Be grateful that u dont have everything u want. That means u still have an opportunity to be happier tomorrow than u are today.":-)
ham Hope you are having a good week. Just checking in
ham I'm used to it. I just hope my agents don't drop me since i've only booked a few things this year. This whole me in boston, them in nyc was an experiment.
ham Thursday night? Yeah, sure thing, we'll work it out then
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ham Probably money worries. Things are coming due and i have several outstanding invoices for work i did two and three months ago.
ham How is it possible to teach you. And where.
ham I wonder if your phone battery went dead ? I had to tell you, I love you babe
ham Lovely smell on this bus and it ain't tobacco...
ham We're all getting worried over here, derek and taylor have already assumed the worst
ham Hey what's up charles sorry about the late reply.
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ham I.ll give her once i have it. Plus she said grinule greet you whenever we speak
ham WHITE FUDGE OREOS ARE IN STORES
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ham My love ! How come it took you so long to leave for Zaher's? I got your words on ym and was happy to see them but was sad you had left. I miss you
ham I am sorry it hurt you.
ham Can't. I feel nauseous. I'm so pissed. I didn't eat any sweets all week cause today I was planning to pig out. I was dieting all week. And now I'm not hungry :/
ham Ok lor but not too early. Me still having project meeting now.
ham Call me da, i am waiting for your call.
ham I could ask carlos if we could get more if anybody else can chip in
ham Was actually about to send you a reminder today. Have a wonderful weekend
ham When people see my msgs, They think Iam addicted to msging... They are wrong, Bcoz They don\'t know that Iam addicted to my sweet Friends..!! BSLVYL
ham Hey you gave them your photo when you registered for driving ah? Tmr wanna meet at yck?
ham Dont talk to him ever ok its my word.
ham When u wana see it then
ham On ma way to school. Can you pls send me ashley's number
ham It shall be fine. I have avalarr now. Will hollalater
ham She went to attend another two rounds today..but still did't reach home..
ham Actually i deleted my old website..now i m blogging at magicalsongs.blogspot.com
ham K, wait chikku..il send aftr <#> mins
ham But I'm on a diet. And I ate 1 too many slices of pizza yesterday. Ugh I'm ALWAYS on a diet.
ham K:)i will give my kvb acc details:)
ham Oh all have to come ah?
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ham I'm really sorry i won't b able 2 do this friday.hope u can find an alternative.hope yr term's going ok:-)
ham Congratulations ore mo owo re wa. Enjoy it and i wish you many happy moments to and fro wherever you go
ham So do you have samus shoulders yet
ham What time you think you'll have it? Need to know when I should be near campus
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ham Then dun wear jeans lor...
ham Since when, which side, any fever, any vomitin.
ham K:)k.are you in college?
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ham Better. Made up for Friday and stuffed myself like a pig yesterday. Now I feel bleh. But at least its not writhing pain kind of bleh.
ham No we sell it all so we'll have tons if coins. Then sell our coins to someone thru paypal. Voila! Money back in life pockets:)
ham Theyre doing it to lots of places. Only hospitals and medical places are safe.
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ham And also I've sorta blown him off a couple times recently so id rather not text him out of the blue looking for weed
ham I sent my scores to sophas and i had to do secondary application for a few schools. I think if you are thinking of applying, do a research on cost also. Contact joke ogunrinde, her school is one me the less expensive ones
ham I cant wait to see you! How were the photos were useful? :)
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ham Hey i booked the kb on sat already... what other lessons are we going for ah? Keep your sat night free we need to meet and confirm our lodging
ham Chk in ur belovd ms dict
ham Is that what time you want me to come?
ham Awesome, lemme know whenever you're around
ham Shb b ok lor... Thanx...
ham Beautiful Truth against Gravity.. Read carefully: "Our heart feels light when someone is in it.. But it feels very heavy when someone leaves it.." GOOD NIGHT
ham Also remember to get dobby's bowl from your car
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ham Sorry i now then c ur msg... Yar lor so poor thing... But only 4 one night... Tmr u'll have a brand new room 2 sleep in...
ham Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical
ham Welp apparently he retired
ham My sort code is and acc no is . The bank is natwest. Can you reply to confirm i've sent this to the right person!
ham Where @
ham U sure u can't take any sick time?
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ham Watching cartoon, listening music & at eve had to go temple & church.. What about u?
ham Yo chad which gymnastics class do you wanna take? The site says Christians class is full..
ham Are you this much buzy
ham Or better still can you catch her and let ask her if she can sell <#> for me.
ham I am not sure about night menu. . . I know only about noon menu
ham What do u want when i come back?.a beautiful necklace as a token of my heart for you.thats what i will give but ONLY to MY WIFE OF MY LIKING.BE THAT AND SEE..NO ONE can give you that.dont call me.i will wait till i come.
ham Are you willing to go for aptitude class.
ham It wont b until 2.15 as trying 2 sort house out, is that ok?
ham Yar lor he wan 2 go c horse racing today mah, so eat earlier lor. I ate chicken rice. U?
ham Haha awesome, omw back now then
ham Yup i thk so until e shop closes lor.
ham what is your account number?
ham Eh u send wrongly lar...
ham Hey no I ad a crap nite was borin without ya 2 boggy with me u boring biatch! Thanx but u wait til nxt time il ave ya
ham Ok i shall talk to him
ham Dont hesitate. You know this is the second time she has had weakness like that. So keep i notebook of what she eat and did the day before or if anything changed the day before so that we can be sure its nothing
ham Hey you can pay. With salary de. Only <#> .
ham Another month. I need chocolate weed and alcohol.
ham If he started searching he will get job in few days.he have great potential and talent.
ham Reckon need to be in town by eightish to walk from * carpark.
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ham LOOK AT THE FUCKIN TIME. WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK IS UP
ham Yo guess what I just dropped
ham Carlos says he'll be at mu in <#> minutes
ham I'm in office now . I will call you <#> min:)
ham Geeee ... I miss you already, you know ? Your all I can think about. Fuck, I can't wait till next year when we will be together ... *loving kiss*
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ham Ugh. Gotta drive back to sd from la. My butt is sore.
ham 26th OF JULY
ham Hi im having the most relaxing time ever! we have to get up at 7am every day! was the party good the other night? I get home tomorrow at 5ish.
ham Up to ü... Ü wan come then come lor... But i din c any stripes skirt...
ham The Xmas story is peace.. The Xmas msg is love.. The Xmas miracle is jesus.. Hav a blessed month ahead & wish U Merry Xmas...
ham I can't, I don't have her number!
ham Change again... It's e one next to escalator...
ham Yetunde i'm in class can you not run water on it to make it ok. Pls now.
ham Not a lot has happened here. Feels very quiet. Beth is at her aunts and charlie is working lots. Just me and helen in at the mo. How have you been?
ham Then ü wait 4 me at bus stop aft ur lect lar. If i dun c ü then i go get my car then come back n pick ü.