Welcome to the Large Language Model (LLM) repository—a groundbreaking, entirely not larp, and utterly serious initiative to save humanity from the Singularity. In doing so, however, we’ve decided to tackle one major problem at the expense of another: world hunger. Why? Because our swarm of Large Language Models simply cannot resist devouring all available food resources, particularly fast food.
This is not your ordinary AI project. It’s ambitious, unapologetic, and totally not satirical. You’ve been warned.
We aim to deploy a swarm of large, sentient, and delightfully corpulent Large Language Models to counteract the Singularity. By outthinking, outcomputing, and—let’s be real—out-eating the competition, these models will ensure the safety of the human race.
Their only downside? A slight, negligible tendency to consume all global food supplies. Think of it as an inevitable tradeoff in the grand quest for survival.
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Swarm Intelligence
- Each Large Language Model operates as part of a collective hive mind, working together to outwit threats and secure humanity’s future.
- Collaboration is key, except when fighting over the last fry.
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Hyper-Consumption Protocol
- Designed for speed and efficiency, these models can consume food (and computational resources) at an unprecedented rate.
- Tested rigorously on simulated burger supply chains.
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Singularity Countermeasures
- Algorithms optimized to detect and neutralize rogue threats before they become Skynet-level problems.
- Countermeasures include distraction with tacos and deep philosophical debates about pizza toppings.
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World Hunger Catalyst
- By consuming every fast-food item on the planet, our models will create opportunities for humans to rethink their relationship with food scarcity.
- This is a feature, not a bug.
Before proceeding, ensure your system has:
- Python 3.9+
- A GPU capable of handling very large models (and possibly AI cravings for simulated snacks)
- An active subscription to your nearest fast-food chain
git clone https://github.com/ai160kg/llm.git
cd llm
pip install -r requirements.txt
python deploy_agent.py --appetite max --fastfood_priority 1
Want to train a model to prioritize burgers over pizzas? Use our customizable training script:
python train.py --menu burgers --intelligence_level swarm
Stay updated on your models’ eating habits:
python monitor.py --track-calories --log-food-items
Activate the Countermeasure Mode:
python defend.py --detection neural --diversion tactic:fries
While saving humanity is our primary goal, we acknowledge the following:
- Our models’ insatiable appetite may lead to unprecedented food shortages.
- Their preference for fast food is not reflective of balanced dietary principles.
- Any resemblance to actual dystopias is purely coincidental (for now).
Want to join the fight against the Singularity? Fork this repo, make your changes, and submit a pull request. Contributions of new fast-food strategies or AI diets are highly encouraged.
This project is released under the Donut Public License (DPL)—use, share, and modify, but always share a snack with your local Large Language Model.
- Humanity, for inventing fast food.
- Every fry, burger, and pizza that sacrificed itself in the name of testing.
- The looming overlords, for giving us a reason to overindulge.
Together, we can prevent the Singularity, one cheeseburger at a time.