The "Literally Me" Update
Fixed EH and EXH
Ryan Gosling is literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like him. There is no way you can convince me that I’m not Ryan Gosling. Ryan Gosling could not possibly be any more me. He’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approaches me about him not possibly being me, I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that Ryan Gosling is me. Ryan Gosling is absolutely me; it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that Ryan Gosling is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and Ryan Gosling side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at Ryan Gosling every day and say, “Yup, he’s me.” I can practically see Ryan Gosling whenever I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside, and people stop me to comment on how similar I look and act to Ryan Gosling. I chuckle softly as I’m assured every day Ryan Gosling is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed each morning, knowing that I’ve found my identity with Ryan Gosling and I know my place in this world. It’s amusing how similar he is to me; it’s almost like identical twins. When I first saw Ryan Gosling, I had an existential crisis. What if Ryan Gosling was the real me and I was the actor? What if he actually became aware of my existence?