Merge pull request #907 from nrezmerski/patch-1

Create hello.c

00_Alternate_Languages/45_Hello/hello.c

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+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <string.h>
+
+#define TRUE 1
+#define FALSE 0
+#define MAX_INPUT_LENGTH 80
+
+void tab(int number_of_spaces);
+void get_input(char *input_buffer);
+int strings_match(char *string1, char *string2);
+
+int main() {
+ int done = FALSE;
+ int paid = FALSE;
+ int maybe_more, sure;
+
+ char name[MAX_INPUT_LENGTH];
+ char reply[MAX_INPUT_LENGTH];
+
+ tab(33);
+ printf("HELLO\n");
+ tab(15);
+ printf("CREATIVE COMPUTING MORRISTOWN, NEW JERSEY\n");
+ printf("\n\n\n");
+ printf("HELLO. MY NAME IS CREATIVE COMPUTER.\n");
+ printf("\n\nWHAT'S YOUR NAME ");
+ get_input(name);
+ printf("\nHI THERE, %s, ARE YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF HERE ", name);
+
+ get_input(reply);
+ while (!strings_match(reply, "YES") && !strings_match(reply, "NO")) {
+ printf("%s, I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR ANSWER OF '%s'.\n", name, reply);
+ printf("PLEASE ANSWER 'YES' OR 'NO'. DO YOU LIKE IT HERE ");
+ get_input(reply); 
+ }
+
+ if (strings_match(reply, "YES")) {
+ printf("I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT, %s.\n", name);
+ }
+ else {
+ printf("OH, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT, %s. MAYBE WE CAN "
+ "BRIGHTEN UP YOUR VISIT A BIT.\n", name);
+ }
+
+ printf("\nSAY, %s, I CAN SOLVE ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMS EXCEPT "
+ "THOSE DEALING WITH GREECE. WHAT KIND OF PROBLEMS DO "
+ "YOU HAVE (ANSWER SEX, HEALTH, MONEY, OR JOB) ", name);
+
+ while (!done) {
+ get_input(reply);
+
+ if (strings_match(reply, "JOB")) {
+ printf("I CAN SYMPATHIZE WITH YOU %s. I HAVE TO WORK "
+ "VERY LONG HOURS FOR NO PAY -- AND SOME OF MY BOSSES "
+ "REALLY BEAT ON MY KEYBOARD. MY ADVICE TO YOU, %s, IS TO "
+ "OPEN A RETAIL COMPUTER STORE. IT'S GREAT FUN.\n\n", name, name);
+ }
+
+ else if (strings_match(reply, "MONEY")) {
+ printf("SORRY, %s, I'M BROKE TOO. WHY DON'T YOU SELL "
+ "ENCYCLOPEADIAS OR MARRY SOMEONE RICH OR STOP EATING "
+ "SO YOU WON'T NEED SO MUCH MONEY?\n\n", name);
+ }
+
+ else if (strings_match(reply, "HEALTH")) {
+ printf("MY ADVICE TO YOU %s IS:\n", name);
+ printf(" 1. TAKE TWO ASPRIN\n");
+ printf(" 2. DRINK PLENTY OF FLUIDS (ORANGE JUICE, NOT BEER!)\n");
+ printf(" 3. GO TO BED (ALONE)\n\n");
+ }
+
+ else if (strings_match(reply, "SEX")) {
+ printf("IS YOUR PROBLEM TOO MUCH OR TOO LITTLE ");
+
+ sure = FALSE;
+ while (!sure) {
+ get_input(reply);
+ if (strings_match(reply, "TOO MUCH")) {
+ printf("YOU CALL THAT A PROBLEM?!! I SHOULD HAVE SUCH PROBLEMS!\n");
+ printf("IF IT BOTHERS YOU, %s, TAKE A COLD SHOWER.\n\n", name);
+ sure = TRUE;
+ }
+ else if (strings_match(reply, "TOO LITTLE")) {
+ printf("WHY ARE YOU HERE IN SUFFERN, %s? YOU SHOULD BE "
+ "IN TOKYO OR NEW YORK OR AMSTERDAM OR SOMEPLACE WITH SOME "
+ "REAL ACTION.\n\n", name);
+ sure = TRUE;
+ }
+ else {
+ printf("DON'T GET ALL SHOOK, %s, JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION "
+ "WITH 'TOO MUCH' OR 'TOO LITTLE'. WHICH IS IT ", name);
+ }
+ }
+ }
+
+ else { // not one of the prescribed categories
+ printf("OH, %s, YOUR ANSWER OF '%s' IS GREEK TO ME.\n\n", name, reply);
+ }
+
+ printf("ANY MORE PROBLEMS YOU WANT SOLVED, %s ", name);
+
+ maybe_more = TRUE;
+ while (maybe_more) {
+ get_input(reply);
+ if (strings_match(reply, "NO")) {
+ done = TRUE;
+ maybe_more = FALSE;
+ }
+ else if (strings_match(reply, "YES")) {
+ printf("WHAT KIND (SEX, MONEY, HEALTH, JOB) ");
+ maybe_more = FALSE;
+ }
+ else {
+ printf("JUST A SIMPLE 'YES' OR 'NO' PLEASE, %s. ", name);
+ }
+ } // no further questions
+ } // end of 'not done' loop
+
+ printf("\nTHAT WILL BE $5.00 FOR THE ADVICE, %s.\n", name);
+ printf("PLEASE LEAVE THE MONEY ON THE TERMINAL.\n");
+ // pause a few seconds
+ printf("\n\n\nDID YOU LEAVE THE MONEY ");
+ get_input(reply);
+ while (!paid) {
+ if (strings_match(reply, "YES")) {
+ printf("HEY, %s??? YOU LEFT NO MONEY AT ALL!\n", name);
+ printf("YOU ARE CHEATING ME OUT OF MY HARD-EARNED LIVING.\n");
+ printf("\nWHAT A RIP OFF, %s!!!\n", name);
+ printf("TAKE A WALK, %s.\n\n", name);
+ paid = TRUE;
+ }
+ else if (strings_match(reply, "NO")) {
+ printf("THAT'S HONEST, %s, BUT HOW DO YOU EXPECT "
+ "ME TO GO ON WITH MY PSYCHOLOGY STUDIES IF MY PATIENTS "
+ "DON'T PAY THEIR BILLS?\n\n", name);
+ printf("NICE MEETING YOU, %s, HAVE A NICE DAY.\n", name);
+ paid = TRUE;
+ }
+ else {
+ printf("YOUR ANSWER OF '%s' CONFUSES ME, %s.\n", reply, name);
+ printf("PLEASE RESPOND WITH 'YES' OR 'NO'.\n");
+ }
+ }
+}
+
+
+void tab(int number_of_spaces) {
+ for (int i=0; i < number_of_spaces; i++)
+ putchar(' ');
+}
+
+
+void get_input(char *input_buffer) {
+ fgets(input_buffer, MAX_INPUT_LENGTH - 1, stdin);
+ input_buffer[strcspn(input_buffer, "\n")] = '\0'; // trim the trailing line break
+}
+
+
+int strings_match(char *string1, char *string2) {
+ if (strncmp(string1, string2, MAX_INPUT_LENGTH - 1) != 0)
+ return FALSE;
+ else // strings do not match within maximum input line length
+ return TRUE;
+}