Live version over at studio stoy.
Hi there! If you want the Quick 'n Dirty intro, see here
Otherwise, enjoy Cave Johnson's rant introduction of the Coin Counter.
- Are you tired of slogging through mountains of mundane tasks like some kind of unfortunate desk-bound Olympian?
- Do you crave a monetary carrot dangling in front of your nose, urging you to rise above the sea of mediocrity?
- Are you an aspiring millionaire or a penny-pincher on the brink of a financial revolution?
If the above applies to you, then listen up, because we've got the answer you've been waiting for!
Welcome, all you monetary-focused bean counters, to the spectacular world of Coin Counter! This ain't your run-of-the-mill mundane accountancy application, Oh no! It's a glorious symphony of capitalism and productivity, designed to keep those gears turning while you rake in the dough!
Say goodbye to your mediocre existence and hello to the life of a monetarily stimulated titan! With the Coin Counter, you're not just some ordinary war hero, no sir! You're a profit-pursuing, number-crunching, task-conquering dynamo!
Besides, who needs peace and tranquility when you can have constant reminders of your financial inadequacy?
Cave Johnson, we're done here.
With the Coin Counter, you can:
- view how much you earn in real time
- The real time count pauses when you have your breaks
- Feast your eyes upon an epic interface
- Set laps to see the amount you made within a time frame
- Enjoy Cave Johnson textually screaming at you again
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