LEGO is a programming language inspired by LOLCODE and modern English. Syntax is extremely inconventionally.

Special thanks to Legolas Greenleaf for providing exposure to this type of modern English!

Syntax:

btw indiciates the start of a comment.

To be implemented (TBI): Multi-lined comments need to have and at the start of each line.

btw this is a comment
and this is another line to the comment

Variables are declared with with keyword girlboss and assignment operator / equality checker gaslight.

girlboss gaslight "string"
girlboss gaslight 10
girlboss gaslight true

Supported types are the same as JavaScript and dynamically typed.

If statements are gatekeep. While loops are similar, but with more. Boolean expressions using gaslight and boolean variables follow. The statement is ended with ?. If statements can have else ifs using ono gatekeep and else statements using ono. Indentation is used as opposed to curly brackets.

gatekeep true?
    ...
ono gatekeep true
    ...
ono
    ...

gatekeep true?
    ...

Each program is started with omg bestie! and ended with im going to play minecraft. The language is case insensitive.