- More particles for each player, and make bubbles a function of current player's drunk level.
- Item acquisition system for beer and ornaments.
- Player selection menu.
- Music/SFS engine interacting with player moves.
- THE BAD CHAD: "Benjamin finna huck a 1997 signed football from Brett Favre at your mouth hole."
- Entity: Firey, fast football flung in opponents direction at the moment of the throw
- Effect: -4 health on impact
- BUTT-CHIN DEFENSE: "Benjamin sheds his glorious booty-chin and is ready to place it down for safe keeping."
- Entity: Butt chin.
- Effect: Deflects incoming projectiles at twice the speed.
- IT'S LEP TIME: "He gets one taste of mother's infamous leps and is ready to toss the plate at the speed of sound."
- Entity: Lep with bite taken out of it.
- Effect: induces vomitting and -2 health.
- IT'S GLOBERIN' TIME: "Mommy finds big rock (it's rock time, you know) and is ready to place it down in some random spot like an insane person."
- Entity: Regular ol' rock.
- Effect: Absorbs projectile and breaks upon impact.
- THE GIFT OF LIFE: "She attempts to create a daughter, but fails miserably and forges another testosterone-filled Weber."
- Entity: Muscley baby in a diaper.
- Effect: Chases down Santa across the map.
- TEXAN: "'Imma knock you into next week,' only this time, she does."
- Entity: Muscley baby in a diaper.
- Effect: Chases down Santa across the map.
- BODHISATTVA BOMB: "Throws Bodhi bot as it runs towards the enemy. It's a fluff ball with eyes."
- You See, The Oil Markets ...: Says some shit about the economy that doesn't make sense.
- Something related to Elon Musk
- IDKWDYWD - "I don't know, what do you want to do" - confuses opponent.
- EM WAVES: Defends against EM waves and recuperates. "Joshua will live 10 years longer than any other family member. But for now, he just kinda looks crazy".
- MUCH BIG TALL TIME RIGHT NOW: "Grows 2x bigger"
- THE HOLLYWOOD: Josh turns into Santa, and any damage done onto Josh is done to Santa.
- Breakdance Tornado: Plays Safety Dance hook and shoots out toxic semen.
- SILENT NIGHT: "You've done something aribtrarily wrong and now Logan's giving you the silent treatment. Congrats."
- Entity: Ghost of Logan.
- Effect: Logan goes invisible and he can not attack or be
- EMOTIONAL ATTACK: 25% chance Logan's words get to santa and Santa commits suicide. Show the actual words that Logan says to Santa.
- LUBEY LUKEY: Covers himself in a layer of glaze. Evasion goes up.
- That one vein in his right arm gains control over his consciousness
- ...
- HUH: makes a deafening noise of confusion, because he didn't hear what you just said. But in reality, he did hear you and was only stalling to build up power for his next move
- Hay bale toss while playing "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"
- QUESTIONABLE GIFT: "it doesn't quite look right, but he says it was defintely on your Christmas list" targeted to each player. 50% chance of being a gift that person genuinely wants and increases their stamina, health, or whatever. 25% chance of whiskey. 20%, it's like a bomb, poison, or some shit. 4% coal. 1% it's vomit.
- BIG SIP: "Santa take big sip" and becomes more accepting and relaxed to impact. Attacks are diminished by 20%. "That all you got, pussy?"
- HITMAN: Large Will-Ferrell-esque bot chases you for 15 seconds. Each hit does 10% damage. While chasing you, says will ferrell quotes from Elf. TODO: Can we use actual audio from Elf?
- Game music courtesy of https://soundcloud.com/jimkulakowski/sets/a-magical-8-bit-christmas.
- Sound effects taken from https://bassgorilla.com/video-game-sound-effects.
- Game font downloaded from https://www.urbanfonts.com/fonts/8-bit_pusab.font.