First release! Hopefully the only one necessary!
These are large sizes because I have packaged the entire .NET Core runtime into the same executable, to save your cute little bum from having to worry about having that installed.
Note: the Linux and Mac versions require libgdiplus to be installed. You can get it by:
Homebrew on MacOS:
brew install mono-libgdiplus
Apt on Ubuntu & derivatives:
apt-get install libgdiplus
Also, only the Windows version has been tested to actually run.